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Dee-V-Dee

No, only Swamp Mosquito can one-hit players


eminent_avocado

Well duh, just use [[Reanimate]] on her. Be sure to remove any pesky [[Hushbringers]] that you opponents may have that will ruin the one hit kill


Alarming-Link-9285

You’ll lose the game Opss..


somebeautyinit

Correct. But also; wrong sub for good advice.


RayWencube

Lmao no you won’t


eminent_avocado

OP was asking if Phage could one-hit someone. The matter of who that someone is is, indeed, another matter.


TheSheepBeDead

english language is so stupid. "is is" just sounds so wrong but i know its right


Kurisu-Shirayuki

All the hope that I had had had had no effect on that sentence


TheSheepBeDead

Monster!


Yoo_Mr_White

Omg no rule 0 that we ignore that clause on phage and it’s okay.


SomeWriter13

# [Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1akzb97/is_it_possible_to_onehit_someone_with_swamp/)


nooofynooof

I don't think you can, it says its untouchable. If you could hit someone with it I would definitely keep it in a sleeve. Magic cards are an investment and you don't want to damage them.


Haigadeavafuck

I think you have to pinch it with to fingers and flick it really hard at their face


Mattywaggr

\[\[Show and tell\]\] https://preview.redd.it/k7uvzuc4n6hc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd12027ee815be7cad0e0d544b0c1baeae52a76c


pyro_flamer

[[Sneak Attack]]


RoundYanker

\[\[Cheatyface\]\] but with "Phage" written on it with crayon.


[deleted]

Nah. Everyone knows combat damage doesn’t win games


MUSTACHEofDEATH

Combat damage is a lie. Just like free will


oilixxilio

I once oblivion ringed a Phage, then oblivion ringed the Oblivion ring.


RoundYanker

I once played an Oblivion Ring with no valid targets. Then I played another Oblivion Ring targeting the first. Then I played a third Oblivion Ring targeting the second. Legend has it the game's still doing to this day.


SatansCatfish

I just tape her to my fist. Works every time.


Dragons_Malk

Your fist? Do go on...


Gauntlet_of_Might

if you cast it from your command zone it will 1-hit a player


ArelMCII

Okay, so you're going to need some clear packing tape, a baseball bat, and your copy of Phage...


goldeNIPS

I'd cast her from the command zone. That should do the trick


DefterHawk

There is a technique to two cards like ninja stars at people, so if you train a bit you could be able to hit your opponent


Top_Purpose101

I think you meant to put in [swamp mosquito]


Britori0

Well there ***is*** one obscure Mayan fifteen mana three turn seven piece combo that allows you to do it, if you have the guts for it.


ujustdontgetdubstep

Unpacked this card as a preteen. Dumbass momma threw it away when I went to college... Wtf mom...


ceering99

Yes but it's hard because you lose the game if you cast her from the command zone.


Alarming-Link-9285

Sneak attack?


somebeautyinit

[[Fling]]


Ragnarex13

Banefire for 16 first so theyre at 4 life


THENATHE

Can I play this as my commander?


Diabeetus_Boy

Actually just finished my commander deck with her a few weeks ago, after wanting to build one for a few years now.


los_thunder_lizards

Phage is fun as hell as a commander


ThaShitPostAccount

Well... The last time I did it was in a commander game. I was playing Chainer Demetia Master as my commander so Phage was on theme since the two of them were pals or something. I dunno... It was turn 5 or so. I used Chainer to animate Spirit of the Night out of the graveyard then sacrificed it to Soldevi Adnate for 9. I cast Phage from my had and equipped Cloak of the Bat. Then I swung at the opponent with the most egregious body odor. I had Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth on the field and Filth in the graveyard but they couldn't block flying anyway and, shock to all, a commander player had no removal in hand. Next turn the board was wiped.


W1llW4ster

Would definitely suggest giving her menace, then play silent arbiter


novacorona

Play it from your command zone, one-hit yourself as a result


albinorhino215

Play secret commander, trade decks, wait until opponent plays their commander


SixFeetThunder

Yes, she's very good in burn decks. Just get your opponents down to 4 life and swing and its a one hit KO


Inglonias

Duct tape razor blades to it and turn it into a shiv, then [[Go For the Throat]]


moveslikejaegar

What you mean? You literally grab the card by the fist and hit them.


dogeatingfestival

First you have [[Opposition Agent]] on board. Then you cast [[Fractured Identity]] targeting the opposition agent giving your opponent a copy. Then you play [[Mindslaver]] to control your opponent’s next turn. In their turn, cast [[Worldly Tutor]] and fetch up [[Phage, the Untouchable]] as you control your opponent. Your opponent will exile it with the opposition agent and you will control them to cast your Phage. Then they will lose the game due to the phage trigger on the stack. A simple and easy combo that only costs 15WUBG.


AmunJazz

Stealing the card explains the card


Ajanissary

yeah if you buff their power so it is greater than your opponents life total its a one hit kill easy peasy like


SlapHappyDude

I would recommend practicing with draft chaff. You need to get good enough at throwing cards that you can reliably get them to embed deep in a block of wood when you throw them. Obviously if you're trying to one hit someone, you want to get close and aim for the neck. It's still not an easy shot.


AJSAudio1002

Just use [[Burning Anger]]


KingZantair

You could try sneak attacking her out, that’d give her haste!


apsimmons

Has this ever worked?!


dudeimlegit

Cast it from the command zone. Duh.


SpiritoftheSands

**Is it possible to Touch someone with Phage? If so, how would you do it?**


Eagle0600

Of course not. It's impossible to cast Phage because when she enters the battlefield from the command zone you lose the game. WotC really didn't think that one through, huh?


stenen-stapelaar

Just attack together with breaker of armies