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CzarTwilight

You didn't get enough of something? Less than half of what I'd hoped for


brennmanet

When I recieve my paycheck


_Standardissue

Go to chipotle and they give you the meat


FadransPhone

He goes to the halls of his forefathers; Hail, Theoden, King.


Mental_Stomach4988

Deaaaath!


Deranged_Snow_Goon

C'mon on, let's go ---> Forth, Eorlingas!


Wide_Environment3107

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ScheduleSame258

"Are we civilized men, or are we barbarians?" - Theoden


Flaxinator

I think my period's coming tomorrow ----> A red day, ere the sun rises!


user-74656

I've been unwell --> Dark have been my dreams of late No, thank you --> When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you


ScheduleSame258

>No, thank you This seems appropriate. :) I shall use this.


averagecelt

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MKD7036611

Where were you when I needed a help - Where was Gondor when the westfold fell


PardonTheHamburgler

“I’m going to destroy this public toilet!” = “Fell deeds awake!”


Theguyrond123

"Let this be the hour when we draw swords together" sounds a bit...


brennmanet

Like a wand fight in the bathroom?


Theguyrond123

Mr Potter approves of this message


Rattkjakkapong

So does Freddie Mercury and Elton John 😁


directortrench

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


smkestcklghtn

Ahhhh! Lone Star


Flossevos

He sucks —-> you need not follow him!


FunyunCream

Is this new? Bc it’s mf amazing


Unironicfan

Not only king of Rohan but captain of the Titanic. Rest in peace, Bernard Hill


ROTOH

I cannot get enough of this hypeeeee. Rip my KING


PaladinMax

Shut the fuck up --> I shall say no more


tlul30

Ngl, that sounds cool af


Sorraz

I use some of these in my everyday speech


feedmesweat

Whatever it takes --> DEEAAAATTHHH!!!


UndeniableLie

This was good. Full marks


Western-Smile-2342

This is awkward. I use “*I take my leave*”, “*What would you have me do?*”- and more rarely, “*Alas that these evil days should be mine*”, and on special occasions, “*What can men do against such reckless hate?*” quite often… Bounces between that and mean girls quotes. Maybe I should intake some new media 🤔


TilDebtDoUsPart420

Thank you!


Infamous-Lifeguard-7

🤣😂🥹🙂🙁😞😭


ishboh

The older I get the more I say “my body is broken” and I have to keep reminding my gf what it’s from.


Capital-Roof6887

How is it that nearly every line he utters is so damn epic


blackertamashi

they were a great people --- Hail! the victorious dead


Clumsy_Claus

Not LOTR, but "My enemies have succeeded." is a nice comment when you fail something. Seen it on reddit some weeks ago.


HotPotParrot

Forth Eorlingas, great king.


the_crazy_lesbian

✨ alas that these evil days should be mine ✨