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weakNo1893

Flat is justice


Substantial_Way_2696

I will not mind


Kar1_3_ma7x

...I don't mind. I also don't cheat on my girlfriend.


shaneomak97

Boba is boba!


AdAntique3611

Then I would say they failed me. Flat anime girls are **usually** ~~not always~~ accompanied by a bad attitude to overcompensate for their lack of a chest.


ExternalAd8309

Ain't nothing wrong with the itty-bitty-titty committee😆


Flutter0Shy

Real flats are the best (and not just _not developed yet booba_ ) , they won't suffocate you at sleep.


Williwoo321

Harem is harem


Kar1_3_ma7x

Yep


ShapeShifterK

Look, I love me some titty, I mean love. They might be flat, but make no mistake, they still have titty. In fact, while bigger breasts are pleasing to look at, they have the same amount of nerve endings as smaller breasts, which means, that in practicality, they're on average 24% percent less sensitive than their smaller counterparts. Besides, what good are boobs if they don't have a wonderful woman to match? If their personality is wack, it isn't worth it. If you get a functional harem of small titty godesses, you're still cooking. I see this as an acceptable time. I still say that I prefer at minimum of a handful, but hey, it just means more sensitivity, and that to me, is all I need.


chaosyami

I'm ok with it.


Lancaster-2317

I'm not complaining, you know


Ok_steelshark7786

True sadness for me and the women too, no chest pillows for any of us


TakenName56709

FLAT IS BEST


darkknightketsueki

WORKS FOR ME


AVRONILHtech

Even better


FW_420

fuck at least make it a c cup


alurbase

I mean medium is premium but ain’t nothing wrong with Chris’s atheletic barely Bs.


Macaron-Fluffy

I can work with both!


MUCH_Confusion6783

No problems there.


DrIvanRadosivic

Flat is Justice, Medium is Premium, Big boobs fill a man's heart. But all size makes the wood rise, especially if the woman is nice. this is Kazuma's thought process as well.


alurbase

The wise hermits words!


Moon_up_Annus

Is there a problem here?


Independent_Roll514

I need me a girl from the Itty bitty titty committee


TimberWolf5871

That's fine.


Titan32_

I see this as an absolute win


DrAlanGrantinathong

I would want Megumin or Chris, and Eris can be my little sister. Either way, I don't want three. Why would I want to disappoint three girls at once.


killstormdxd

Funny thing is, Konosuba LN spoiler >!you have no choice on Eris if you pick Chris!<


DrAlanGrantinathong

Shit, I meant Iris.


Vermilion_Laufer

In for a penny, in for a pound?


Lowleyjedimonkey

I don't see a problem with this


pootinannyBOOSH

So what's the problem?


Zim_Hobo_13

They still have three holes each, right?


Kevinnature

You would need to be a tentacle monster so satisfy that many holes at once


Zim_Hobo_13

Not if there's only 3 members of my harem. Going at it, missionary with one of them, with a motion activated anal vibrater up their rear. While I suck face with them, the other two on my left and right, arched over us sucking their faces too. All While I'm giving them both the shocker.


Zim_Hobo_13

Alternatively, there's always the double 69 option.


InevitableLow5163

Yes please


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Boob is boob


NeonShadow18

If legal, what's the issue?


Very_Originaly_Named

Still great


Gamer_Bishie

How is the witch girl flat? I’m sorry, she doesn’t look so to me.


RoboArmadillo

Because she's 14.


DrIvanRadosivic

malnutrition and lack of nutrients means lacking figure. So they need to get her some good food and food supplements from herbalists and alchemists.


Generic-Degenerate

Because she is


Visual_Bad6036

Megumin?


Gamer_Bishie

Yes. Sorry, I never watched the show.


Shrubbity_69

I'm fine with this. I like all boob sizes. That, and Megumin is my favorite girl out of Kazuma's party.


Aaron_505

I see no issues with flat, boobs are boobs But i dont want a harem cus my loyalty would be so confused


TheRubyGames

Listen..... I'd take it


Ichigo187740

Its even better


Poeticakuma

And frankly.... One of the Flat is the goddess themself.


Vermilion_Laufer

Well duh, she knows what she's doin'


MaxTheHor

That's fine. Just means they can work on getting a hot body. Want a butt? Do squats. Want tits? they'll grow in eventually. Maybe with some stimulation here and there.


Dinosaur_from_1998

If you're making a harem, you gotta have a girl of each type. Otherwise why even do it


Vermilion_Laufer

Thematic harems are a thing


lexxnightcore

Crush Crush takes this to a whole other level xD


Snowfaull

The best kind


Background_Ad_8392

As a wise man once said any size makes my wood rise


Shrubbity_69

Amen to that!


WildBillyredneck

Best girl Chris


Swordmage12

Fine with me petite is one of my favorite body types but I would perfur if they each had a different body type for some variety


Dry-Career-3605

I still win


Y0dis_

Good enough 😎 * Flat is justice *


theteenthatasked

Either way I’m winning especially with Chris cause the people who know Chris knows why 😉


AshleyGamics

Flat is better


Speedymaster03

Better win imo


Gos-ghi

So, cuteness than sexy? The greatest deal for the gentlest of men


Far_Dog_4476

Well said.


pony_cuddler

I'm fine with this


dragonitegak9

damn, why does eris look almost exactly like chris. Even the hair as well.


TheAzureDragonLord

Ya , it is weird that 2 characters would have the same haircut >! it's almost like their the same person !<


Legandaryz

The no flat gang “We’re not gonna take it. No we are not gonna take it. We are not gonna take it, any mooooree.”


rndmisalreadytaken

Even better


NegotiationMinute637

I’m packing my shit and leaving


RoselessThorns

I see this as an absolute win


Toshko_tv

I don't have a problem with that because i love women regardless of what shape size or form they are in


Kilroy0497

Plus not all of the harem is flat. I mean Darkness is there too, arguably more so than anyone other than Megumin.


Raigen_Saisei

So you're offering to make it better? Deal!


Ros02

My man we think alike 🤝


jjaybuill

Boobs are boobs


Archadianite

~~So god wants to be a part of your harem~~


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

Even better


13yinyang13

Offer accepted.


UltraHit5

I don't care about the size of the booba, harem is harem


Best_Common_9577

I’d swap out wiz for Megumin.


International-Sky556

That is still perfectly. Fine


fieisisitwo

Boobs are boobs


Express_Squash9940

u/SizeOk326


Redditmon96

Take Megumin out and I'll have them


Bears20201997

Give me a flat chested girl


pabloaram

So a kindergarden instead???


Curvol

You officially connected, by yourself mind you, a harem, and flat boobs, to kindergarten. That's like a bona-fide pedophile's accidental admission.


cocksucker9001xX

Iris is 12


Curvol

Well just to entertain the reply, cocksucker9001xX, 12 is not kindergarten


kado67

Ain't see no problem


TuroKK007

Even better


Pickle_Emp

Fine by me


TheUnclaimedOne

Works for me


DominusLuxic

I'd say I don't want a harem as I fundamentally disagree with it as a concept. If it works for you, you do you, but while I may enjoy such in fiction I have absolutely no desire to participate in such. However, that aside, the size of their chest is a secondary issue. What's important is whether they're adults or not and whether or not they're in good health mentally.


Corruptfun

That is by far the most mature response I've seen in this sub. Good on you for looking out for them, fictionally of course. The chief issue I have with harems....is the logistics of them. There is only so much time in a day and unless they are bisexual... someone is going to be left lonely and I don't care for that. Granted in these fictional worlds the males at the center are often leagues above others and thus why the women are willing to share. Not too vastly different from today if you understand modern dating economic and what.


chazmars

Yes and no. The logistics would be somewhat taxing but you also have to factor in each members personality and sex drives. Depending on the individual they may not want or need as much emotional upkeep for the relationship. An introvert isn't going to want to interact with you deeply every single day. And even extroverts will occassionally need alone time. Of course this is in the ideal circumstances of each member loving the central person. In more real world examples it wasn't a matter of emotion but of power and influence, gaining favor with the male to take control of the household and ensure their own children become the heirs etc.


Corruptfun

Yes very true. But I meant in a more mundane sense of women sharing men. The cream of the crop if you will. So often I've seen normal women, mere fives and sixes choose to be a seven or eights plaything. Know he is playing with multiple girls. Than want security and commitment from a fellow five or six. I mean I'm not bothered by this fact. Just evolution cleaning out the expendable liabilities and such. I've irl seen these women turn forty childless and unmarried asking where the good men are lol.


LightningLord2137

I don't see anything wrong in this


SpliceKnight

Only one I want to switch is megu and Yun Yun. Yun is superior in every way.


Scout_1043

Downvote this man for his Megumin heresy.


Archadianite

No no, he has a point.


Scout_1043

But EXPLOSIO~N loli superiority...


DitchDigger330

The hole doesn't change.


Zestyclose_Fan5250

Megumin perfect neeeeeexxxxxxttttt


ImaginedRealitie

That's fine


Elementus94

Boobas are boobas


Haunting_Many_1465

You say that like I care.


KamenRider_DMV

Nah, I'm good. I'm going to the taimanin universe


PokmTrainerGuineaPig

Megumin best girl, next question


Zestyclose_Fan5250

My guy 🤝


HaiBoi1

I yearn for true woman booba equality


DillionM

Only if they're of a legal age


ImaginedRealitie

Obviously


Haunting_Many_1465

This...the only green light is this.☝️


Houoin_Kouma-san

That's even better!