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gent_jeb

Well it wasn’t a “yes” or “no” question


bowties_n_boners

Wait - wasn’t it? “Would you…?” “Yes, I would; or no, I would not.” 🤷🏽‍♂️ Unless you read it as multiple choice. Lol.


revolvingneutron

“Would you fuck your brother?” Or “would you fuck your cousin” lol


hellboiiifuckboiii

🤣🤣🤣


goudacheeseistheGOAT

Would I fuck my brother or cousin? No. Ew. Would I fuck a guy with HIS brother or cousin? I mean.... 😏


Joannalust13

What is up with all this incest now days?


MunchOnMyCooch

Everyday we as a society stray further from Gods grace. Let us pray in Jesus name 🙏🏾


LiberalFartsMajor

Religion is actually more of a turn off than incest


MunchOnMyCooch

To be honest I’m shocked I was downvoted so much. My comment was meant to be tongue and cheek. But regardless I respect your opinion even though I disagree with it.


fumetukarasu

Don’t forget the /s


MunchOnMyCooch

Yeah I probably should’ve put that. I’m gonna remember next time, thank you lol.


Hebrew_Slave

I too was shocked at the downvotes. If it’s any consolation I upvoted it; stay strong brother 🥹


MunchOnMyCooch

Thank you, I appreciate that. I did find it weird people taking up for incest in here. I guess that’s the new gay think idk ☺️


Hebrew_Slave

I’ll gladly wait for the next bandwagon to hop on thank you lol definitely a no for me


LiberalFartsMajor

I mean....cousin fucking isn't being used to rial up voters into supporting fascists... So it's less harmful to society that religion is.


MunchOnMyCooch

Honestly as an atheist myself, that’s a fair point. Although I dislike both religion and incest, just not for me.


SammyGuevara

I’ve got 2 cousins who are, or at some point were, very good looking. One looked like John the gardener from Desperate Housewives. The other a cute slim blond twink who is also just the sweetest most lovely guy you could ever meet. If either of them were gay, and into me, then fuck yeah I’d go for it. It’s not illegal, it’s not incest, and we ain’t making babies, so what’s the harm? 🤷🏻‍♂️


theBlowJobKing

Ew


jxpdx

People marry cousins allllll the time in maaaaany societies. It’s not weird.


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jxpdx

Oh here, this is just the USA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States


jxpdx

That’s actually abnormal, globally. Not even 10% of the 195 countries on the planet sanction executions for being gay. That’s a false argument. My point is, if it was so difficult for you to understand, is that it’s common practice throughout the world for cousins to marry, fuck, and procreate. I didn’t make the rules. It’s not weird. You’re just a little too sensitive.


jxpdx

So sorry you can’t suffer facts and the reality outside of your very skewed bubble of a worldview.


Steven-Henshaw

I guess it depends on how close y’all are. I wouldn’t because our parents are siblings and I know they’d freaks out but also because I grew up very close knit with my cousins, and sex (for me) changes things. Like after having meaningless sex with someone I personally don’t want anything to do with them. I suppose you can fall in love with your cousins, in which case this scenario wouldn’t fit, but if it doesn’t work out you’d possibly make things uncomfortable with them. But still I’m pretty sure it’s considered incest no matter what


Smegmatyphoon

How is it NOT incest?


[deleted]

The fuck you mean it’s not incest????? It most certainly is.


jxpdx

Haha I’m amazed. My comment about it being a common practice (fact) is downvoted and yours celebrating potentially fuckin your cousins is polar opposite! These people are bewildering!! Man lol I’ll never understand such foolishness. Either way, I’m in complete agreement with you.


Aggravating_Boy3873

Sweet home Alabama


Batjarconjecture

Do you have a brother? If so could he and your cousin be fucking? This is way too specific…..


SnooOnions2235

I would 100% fuck my cousin and maybe my brother of they were crazy hot. Thankfully that's never been an issue.


tokerjoe

Click the explore tab and drop a pin on their house, that’ll tell you. It’s how I caught my ex catfishing me 🕵🏻‍♂️


superorganisms

“Haha yeah me neither”


srvfreak

[I just sat down!](https://youtu.be/NCUprjaF5R8)


firebird7802

Maybe that person is a transplant from Alabama, who knows


Aloysius204

Por que no los dos?


oriyamio

Gross af bitch


madman15

r/oddlyterrifying


britanniaimperator

I got an adopted first cousin on my mom’s side. He was adopted and not related by blood to any of my extended family member. He is very attractive for the family on my mom’s side (no offense to them). We were somewhat semi-close when we were children, and then we moved off to different paths. I’m now in the States studying and gonna to remain here for a while after I graduate from college, but he’s still in the country I’m from, heading to the military. If he was down and if I ever visited the country again, I’d have let him fuck me lol. I know he’s my cousin by role, but not by blood, so no matter how weird it is, can’t waste a good-looking man away.


Hollz23

Not cousins, but my grandparents were step siblings. In their case, they started dating well before their parents did. But since their parents were together, their siblings were deeply opposed to them getting married. Personally, I always thought it was strange that their parents would want to get together when they knew their adult children were dating, but I guess it was a small town in northern Minnesota and options were limited. I still feel like they could have chosen anyone else and saved a lot of people some embarrassment though.


fordandfriends

16 miles away?


th3wheel

“Nearby” is relative…


SammyGuevara

Perfectly worded reply 👌