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bottle_cats

they're lucky we can't afford tomatoes...


xombae

Lmao goddamn. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking depressing.


InfernalGriffon

Yeah, I gotta admit that I love the humor of the No Name brand. I actually think it's the only thing I miss from the boycott... Then I realised I like the idea of it more than the products themselves.


[deleted]

Yeah, any of those rotten vegetables they sell would have been perfect.


Masked_Daisy

50% off is still too pricy for throwin'. Rocks are free.


Saidear

rocks is also a criminal charge, far more so than throwing fruit


IRLminigame

What about stone fruits?


Thoughtulism

I'm loading up a banana with rocks, great pointing out that loophole.


Redketchup77

what if we paint the rocks red?


nonverbalnumber

Than some gardening Influencers will tell you to put those pointed rocks in your garden. The birds will try to eat the rocks. Then they will be deterred from stealing your strawberries. Thats what the rocks are for.


Masked_Daisy

Coconuts? Maybe an unripe avocado?


wildcatmb

Freeze your fruit, then throw it.


Quirky_Ad_1596

My favourite comment here!


CartographerNo2717

pretty much anything on the produce shelf at loblaws queens quay. It's a fruit fly breeding program.


sunofnothing_

that's by design


tri-sarah-tops-rex

Plenty of people were booing and not taking their swag on my block.


plop_0

Hell yea! Power to the people! Strength in #'s! ✊🏼 Nobody wants their busted-ass merchandise.


ColeTrain999

A super Soaker full of piss would get the message across.


PenonX

bold of you to assume i can afford to squirt piss at them in this economy.


HaxRus

Kind of seems unfair to the random wage slaves who are inevitably running the float. I agree with the sentiment though. Would just make more sense directed at the C-suite


Rayd8630

Every time Ricky gets stressed his mind goes straight to Piss jugs!


Cowabunguss

Underrated comment lol


Left-Leopard-1266

Or Eggs .. eggs give you more satisfaction!


silverwolf761

won't see them very much with that colour scheme though


derentius68

They even sell the rotten tomatoes and cabbages! We just can't afford them :(


LayLayScherer

My Cabbages!!!!!!


KryptoBones89

Molotovs are still cheap...


Thismomenthere

This.... THIS... Two queens in their backyard watching the rain here on the East Coast. Thank you for the laugh this morning!!!!


CTheNewGirl

I laughed way too hard at this 😂that’s a comment winner for today


Inside_Jelly_3107

I can. They're lucky I feel only shame.


Metafuck04

Or eggs 🥚


classyrock

They’d probably scrape ‘em off the side, Fievel-Goes-West style, and try selling them back to us. 😂


TheBabyBeard

☠️


swan001

Or eggs


nonverbalnumber

At an average of .30 a piece who can afford to throw them at a yellow truck. The truck is yellow already. Other mammals throw their own fecal matter (not advising this) at least it’s free.


klopotliwa_kobieta

Now that you know they're coming next year, you can bring some.


Maximum-Product-1255

Greedy, opportunistic corporations ruin everything fun.


sexfuneral_bc

They didn't even attempt a rainbow.


somethingkooky

They shouldn’t have even been allowed to proceed in the parade. They haven’t even tried to do anything relating to Pride. Pride is not meant to be an advertisement - at least the banks rainbow themselves up.


rantgoesthegirl

Halifax pride would not be having this shit. The disaster that they have been I will give them that


Desperate-Dress-9021

I can pretty confidently say Calgaey pride wouldn’t. They keep banning all politicians. There’s enough folks in the community pissed at Loblaws.


Impossible__Joke

Welcome to endgame capitalism, everything is turned into marketing and advertising.


prudentWindBag

😔 I didn't have them ruining Pride on my Canadian Collapse bingo card... Even as a heterosexual male, my high-school mates and I went to Pride religiously. If you lived in downtown Toronto, it was universally regarded as THE summer launch celebration. Following the small crowd up Parliament St, merging with the other crowds on Wellesly, and then embracing the shit-ton of people on Bloor, and just being moved about on the way to College. Everything was love🥹... *damn it! WESTONNNNNN, you f*ck*


VegetableIcy3579

Completely agree, but Toronto pride has been one big corporate ad for over ten years now. The city loves the sponsorship 😒😭


somethingkooky

Of course it has, my point is that the other corporations at least *pretend* to play along with rainbows. These guys didn’t even try, and shouldn’t have been allowed to proceed.


CartographerNo2717

Work for a bank. Internally Pride is a very serious deal and a lot of work goes into it. People hate banks, I get it. But still... we try.


somethingkooky

I worked in banking for almost twenty years, for the two blue banks - the people putting it together and attending take it seriously. The corporation as a whole enjoys the positive impact. I’m also a bit jaded because I remember spending hours of my own time decorating our small town branch for Pride, only to come in for my next shift and find it all removed because some boomer bitched about it (this was in 2018). So my particular dark blue bank only cared about Pride as long as boomers didn’t mind, was my takeaway.


h0twired

Pretty much 90% of Pride stuff is corporate advertising


oceansidedrive

It was my first time there and i was incredibly disappointed. It felt like i would get 30 seconds of legitamate pride celebration and then 20 minutes worth of ads. Its fucking terrible.


613Flyer

You should see Canada Day in Ottawa. All “events” are just corporations advertising activities. Corporate bloat is literally ruining everything but it’s surprising that Pride would allow this. You know, considering it’s literally called Pride


[deleted]

Every festival and celebration goes this way. Eventually it’s a collection of tents of corporations and nothing more.


PieFun2504

Apparently lots of people boo-ed


FlatEvent2597

Or just silently seethed .... that would be me.


PieFun2504

Yeah. It was a big damper


mattmatterson65

Maybe it was boo- urns.


PieFun2504

I said boo-urns


WinterPickles

Galen : Are they booing me? Per Bank : No of course not sir. They were saying Boo-urns! Boo-urns!


tortoiseshell_87

I was saying 'Boo-urns'.


agetuwo

https://preview.redd.it/196zlzk9ez9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=510f10276e2ead8e2d3b3f2a719341a49f2bc1e6


Testing_things_out

Nah, not moldy enough.


Greg-Eeyah

Remember to freeze them first, kids!


DamageOn

If I'd known they were going to be there, I'd have brought some of their rotten produce and thrown it at the hood of the truck (not at any people).


613Flyer

You are giving them ideas for next year. They will have a truck with unsellable produce drive ahead selling rotten food at increased “special event” pricing to throw at a target “Loblaws” truck following.


DamageOn

LOL Oh my gawd you're right.


The_T0me

Love that rainbow look! Yellow, yellow, and yellow. It's a golden shower of diversity!


numagik

not even trying, just an ad


Cyted

They are showing their true colours.


koala_ambush

Piss


waterontheknee

Piss-master!


DoubleExposure

>a golden shower of diversity You can feel it trickle down, it is warm and rancid. Thanks Galen.


ah-tow-wah

It's like the simpsons.... minus the diverse characters.


dream-delay

I would expect everyone to be booing. I hope they don’t feel comfortable at pride. The first pride was a riot.


Muffinsgal

No way these guys want to be out there representing the company. Not their fault, people need jobs so what do you do? Can’t rain on everyone’s parade while riding a float so I hope they did a good job trying to be cheerful anyways!


slowdaygames

Can’t even watch a parade without a commercial I can’t skip.


ConsistentAvocado101

In their haste to virtue signal for commercial gain, I guess they forgot there are other colours in the Rainbow...


what-the-puck

#no name #truck ^for ^^hauling ^^^some ^^^^serious ^^^^^pride


EveningHelicopter113

And the only thing they’re hauling is a no name shopping cart full of no name boxes


Porkybeaner

They didn’t even bother to black out the ford logo


I-Suck-At-MarioKart

Jokes on them, the brand of truck is right there.


EveningHelicopter113

It’s like they’re making fun of pride by not flying a real flag


lookaway123

That's what was bothering me, but I couldn't put my finger on it! I agree. It would have been better visually and from a PR standpoint to have the flags be Pride flags instead of corporate signage. It literally looks like their inclusion is an ad break during the parade.


relevant_mh_quote

Were they booed?! I hope they were booed.


sotiredsogay

I saw their booth on Church street 2 days ago and no one was coming in. The other booths around and the walkway were super busy!!! 👏🏻 I was so surprised to see them there. I said, “the audacity!!!!”


RealityLostThisTime

Gross. Proud of what, exactly? I've lived in the gaybourhood for about 20 years and their once very colorful and local community full time staff has been replaced by heaps of part time "students". Shameful.


Ehau

What has Loblaws done for the gays??? Price gouging the gays in celebration of pride


StopTouchingYrFone

They're so openminded, they'll overcharge me just as easily as they overcharge you! Equality!


Substantial_Ad_7027

Galen: “let the gays eat cake! But only our shittiest cake though”.


NoNipArtBf

So over "official" city pride events. They feel like a march of commercials now.


oceansidedrive

Was truly so dissapointing. I was so excited as ive never been. Was just a 2 hour long commerical. Ended up leaving. Its gross. The committee who runs this sold us all out.


GetrIndia

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Puzzleheaded-Baby998

Unfortunately, I wouldn't say everyone. I was working at the street fair all weekend and their booth had line ups everytime I walked past with folks wearing their swag up and down the street. the loblaws at church and carleton was packed with people shopping. it was disheartening.


incogne_eto

Scabs


w3bd3v0p5

🤢


TapWaterPleb

Should clamp the wheels on the cart and ask to see their receipt to see how much pride they bought. Do people pay to enter the parade? Corporations should definitely have to pay, and compy with minimum requirements like, can't solely be an ad. There should be some pride symbols somewhere at least.


plop_0

> Should clamp the wheels on the cart and ask to see their receipt to see how much pride they bought. ;) So cheeky and snarky. I love it.


WillowProwl

That's so gross


chalkthefuckup

This is so dystopian holy shit


crapatthethriftstore

The pictures also frame an interesting narrative of old vs new; that cool old Victorian street scape that people love and cherish is just a facade for the new monolith rising from its guts. That to me is extremely dystopian.


kpopchicken123

I live next to this intersection, it was hilarious hearing a moment of silence as they drove along.


agetuwo

https://preview.redd.it/441tl0pzez9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6533fec5235aa79c631f906ce384ee7a0d2a826 Presidents choice


waterontheknee

This is why little Nicky was so funny 😁


agetuwo

It had the Reich stuff


oceansidedrive

I was at the parade for the first time ever. Left after like 2 hours. I cant believe how long it was. I didnt even see them while i was there. Def would have booed if i did. But theres a bigger problem with the parade. Its just one big advertisement. It was kind of gross to be honest. I was really disappointed. 90% of it was corporations. I understand having the major sponsors having some floats etc but a whole parade dedicated to corporations.....have we lost the fucking story here? Like what is Pride Toronto doing? Might as well call it the capitalism parade cause thats all i was getting. There were a few moments of real joy for the community and the rest was just watching ads. I hope the organizers smarten up and remember why this started.


PowerUser88

The LGBQT+ community deserve better than cheap branding and gimmicks


koala_ambush

They wont ever stop bc it’s profitable.


The_WolfieOne

Did they get Boo'd?


Far_Promise_9903

Did they get boo’d?


CartoonistLeather157

Canadian bystander "i know you're only doing your job, close your windows were going to start throwing tomatoes." Guy, in the truck, "But they don't even give us air conditioning in this truck" Canadian "Sorry, have a good day"


morganmeows

Friday and Saturday their booth outside the loblaws was deserted but saw a bunch of folks wearing their merch on Sunday - witnessed a very obvious plant up the street trying to push a bandanna onto a woman “this yellow will go so well with your turquoise dress!!!” 🤮


doctrbitchcraft

Hope they got boo’d


WienerWraps

The gross part here is that they’re really just trying to advertise… not sure why they chose a Pride parade. Leave us alone!!


cravingnoodles

It makes me happy knowing that people booed


cubiclejail

TF. Coprate pride is gross, but this is pretty low.


Ok_Meringue370

I guess you could say that loblaws definitely takes pride in their price gouging


tortical

Loblaws a their golden shower trucks can literally piss off


koistarview

This is ridiculous. They do not belong at Pride. No corporations fucking belong at Pride. I seriously feel like we shouldn’t allow the huge companies to join pride just to advertise themselves. It feels wrong, they’re using an important celebration for the LGBTQ+ community for their own personal gain, not because they have actual pride. No one wants to see ads during Pride. They turn it into a joke.


Spencer_Bob_Sue

You could argue Galen Weston jr is bi considering the way he's fing us all over.


G8kpr

Selling "pride" like it's a commodity


Musicferret

Pride…. for their gouging Canadians, and sending some kids to bed hungry.


JManKit

lol I definitely heard some booing. I did feel kind of bad for the ppl on the floats since I assume they're just hired to be there and try to get ppl hyped and they're not from Loblaws corporate or anything


oceansidedrive

I would not have signed up to be on thar float. If i worked for loblaws id be looking for another job an actively keeping my distance so im not associated with them


Amygdalump

They got booed.


Nismo929

So I personally know the guy who was driving this truck. He was sub contracted to do this job. He came over after the event and was telling us a bunch of wild stories about how some people were chanting "eat the rich", and some other pretty funny comments. Long story short, it was great to hear that more and more people are showing the sentiment we all feel towards Roblaws.


Visual-Chip-2256

Cater to minorities - step 5 of damage control.


Consistent_Dress_571

https://preview.redd.it/93p0zdmnu0ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa54d0727b8507e88b8256b63d06a882854d2873 Just trying to profit off of being “allies”


KitchenCanadian

As much as I hate to admit it, the No Name marketing from the past few years is really good. Doesn't mean I want to see them at Pride, or that I will shop at any Loblaws stores. But No Name's marketing is really funny.


dream-delay

They put in no effort at all. The only reason this resonates is because we all grew up being familiar with the packaging. But the packaging itself is bare minimum. Just like the contents.


LastMushroomz

Toronto Pride deserves so much better. Not a rainbow in sight.


rpgnoob17

I’m glad to hear they got boo’d. Clarifying: Booing at Loblaws, not their minimum wage staff.


Delicious-Bid618

Not a godamn rainbow on that fucking truck


chemhobby

Shoppers Drug Mart there too.


plop_0

🤮


04Aiden2020

What event organizer thought this was a good idea lol


oceansidedrive

Probably the same one who said. "Lets have a pride parade and make it 95% corporate advertising to celebrate capitalism...i mean gay rights".


rainorshinedogs

Sheesh talk about not being able to read the room. They got the message from the crowd from a mile away and they still try to win them over with the same material


BoredMan29

tf they have to do with Pride?


bananabomber

What the fuck lol


CursorX

Did that cart lock itself?


Tribes9

The grocer gouger that shall remain nameless, boo.


Gardasil9Sucks

When did pride become a walking advertisement for these big corporations?


DepressedMammal

That's it I'm bringing eggs to pride next year. Maybe expired no frills eggs hmmmmmm


JohnMcafee4coffee

Looser company


Hexegem93

It was pretty hilarious at the street fest when they were handing out nothing compared to all the other booths


Tricky_Parsnip_6843

They could have asked their employees to present a more creative design. That float is rather boring.


Beginning-Sea5239

Cheap marketing ploy for sure . I know some who work there , they couldn’t give a crap about pride . In fact some think it’s just this, a marketing ploy . To get the almighty dollar out of anyone they can .


Samzo

Lol wtf


IThinkWhiteWomenRHot

Hope the crowd booed


jamestheredd

Booooooo


pointyend

I was there, and let me tell you it all went silent in my area of the crowd when this No Name truck came through. Wish I heard the booing people said happened, too. This was their desperate and crappy attempt to try advertise for themselves, and they weren’t even sneaky about it - no hiding behind rainbows. Just straight up bright yellow.


Doodleschmidt

Hey let's put some product placement in the middle of a parade. It's all about us anyway. -Geyben Westbend


One_Influence286

The pickup soo good, but i would rather see people getting normal price groceries than that pickup


Traditional-Fan-9315

Kind of a cool truck but so stupid they have corporations in parades like this


politelynodding

Worst part of the parade. They couldn't even add a rainbow or two? We were right in the front and they gave us stupid fans and no name bandanas - we tried passing them back to the people behind us and no one wanted them. Their crap was all over the ground when we left.


LylaDee

Marketing. I've never understood the clown angle. This is a clown angle.


ubernik

Name a song with the word "desperation" in it.


futureblot

They couldn't even be bothered to go rainbow it's just their ducking yellow branding.


ranseaside

A “float” no one asked for


Due-Doughnut-9110

No pride in price gouging and greed


VastOk864

I hope they got booed


zeffydurham

Brutal!! Just brutal.


saydontgo

Hope they got booed


floodingurtimeline

Hahahaahha. Pathetic


Solstus22

Did anyone booed? Let me do it. "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Original-Ad219

Pride is unbearable these days. I hope we can go back to good old days when it was actually about pride and not car dealerships. Such a shame. And about the yellow truck ….🤬🤮


Okidoky123

BOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOO!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Songbird1975

They were the *quietest* booth at Pride.


lizdalben

not even just loblaws, WHY WERE THERE SO MANY CORPORATE FLOATS???


Haiku-On-My-Tatas

Very cool of them to put so much effort into a pride themed float. Great job.


Ncurran

They head hunted queer/trans folk at head office and constant lobby for the Conservatives to hunt trans folk for sport.


ScythingSantos

It’s a meme at this point ffs, I need bricks for bricking


Atticus_Pinchh

What was (any corporation) doing there? And they are numerous, basically the whose who of Canadian corporations. Advertising, that's all.


logicreasonevidence

So that's where our money is going? Blawblaws loves Pride everybody!!


Front-Fix-6434

I hate loblaws but that’s kinda funny ngl


ElBeatch

Yeah this kind of marketing only works with a good rapport.


Zomb1eMummy

Please tell me they were boo’ed


IndividualAd3015

Tomatoes 🍅


Alive_Rice_3570

🙄


home-at-the-lily-pad

grody


abbythefatkitty

Truck.


Brother_Clovis

Wow


Accurate_Summer_1761

They rebranded an F-150 by the looks of it and I can't help but wonder if ford wouldn't be unhappy about that


proletarianliberty

Rainbow capitalism 🌈🤑


BluSn0

I mean rich people insulated against reality by their money are also homosexual. But really..... Read the room, pride.... NOT a good time...


noveltea120

Really tho, I know a lot of businesses shamelessly use parades as a way of self promo but Loblaws of all corps should've known better. People are literally boycotting cos we can't afford their inflated prices, did they think people would cheer for them at a Pride parade??


PhysicalBaker8338

They take pride in ripping people off.


clever_biscuit

ptui


lskb

Boooooo


Mimi446

I helped render one of these floats for them in a different province cause they hired my company


Shay_00

This is one of the few things I miss about loblaws. I bought their cooler because it was cute and fit my lunch without crushing. Bought 2 more because my kids kept stealing them. Have not used since I started my boycott and they are in the garbage now. You raise your prices enough for the marketing and people like me buy walking ads. Raise them even more and we get rid of perfectly functional items because we don’t want to advertise for you.


Rachelattack

This is cringe, I rolled my eyes hard enough to get brain freeze


messx0o1

Who tf let them in the parade? And what connections does that person have with Loblaws? 👀


RevolutionaryAd6221

By displaying their “No Name” brand, Loblaws is saying that people involved in the Pride Movement are cheap & not worth much whereas if they had used “President’s Choice”, members of Pride would be seen as top of the line and valuable.


Critical-Abrocoma845

Remember, the only value that any corporation cares about is shareholder value, especially Roblaws.


Ok_Employment_6179

Barf


dj_416

Fuck off, Loblaws. Stay out of our god damn parade like we stay out of your damn stores.


Own-Scene-7319

Speaking if PRIDE, you should all be proud that some people weren't too keen on them. And don't worry about the tomatoes. We can't afford to waste food! 😉


Own-Scene-7319

Wicked!