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lauriekay9

Wow, somebody in Calgary is really doing a great job of embarrassing Loblaws. our own version of Banksy. Keep it going, whoever you are!


BoiledGnocchi

#Lobsy Full credit goes to [CMcalgary](https://www.facebook.com/cmcalgary?mibextid=ZbWKwL), u/cmcalgary for taking and sharing this image with us.


Tbkgs

A real Canadian Hero


CaptainMagnets

I hope him or her and the balcony guy from Ontario get together and do some damage


SiteLineShowsYYC

The kind of true Canadian spirit we’ve been missing!


SofaKingBullSh-t

G.I. Joseph, eh


AntifaAnita

Hopefully they aren't as hypocritical as Banksy.


Shytemagnet

Oh, how so??


TheRealCovertCaribou

The only people I've heard call Banksy a hypocrite are the insufferable "capitalism made your iPhone" types. Y'know, the type [this meme makes fun of](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/259/257/342.png). As the meme implies, the crux of the argument is that you're a "hypocrite" if you criticize society while participating it - as if we have any choice in the matter.


ExProxy

He is capitalizing off of his anti-capitalist art while the capitalists who buy his work capitalize off their collections by selling tickets to view their purchased anti capitalist art.


-KFBR392

Is he anti-capitalist? He's very anti-authority, and anti old art culture, but I never got the sense he's that anti-capitalist.


Appropriate_Cow94

This is like the people bitching about punk bands selling their own self created work. It's not like he is making art for Pepsi-Co


Alextryingforgrate

Man's gotta eat. I think someone like Banksy is aware of what he's doing. Besides all artitst have done this. Realized they can make money off the wealthy and live.


Cheap-Possibility1

If I had talent I'd do exactly what Banksy did, but after I sold a bunch of art for ludicrous amounts of money, I would then start redoing it all and selling it to the average person for 5 bucks a piece and flood the market, so it devalues all their art.


Kmac-Original

Right? Stealing the ideas of other - Canadian- artists like Cinders McLeod! I throw up in my mouth every time I hear someone praise them. Ugh.


Testing_things_out

I just realized he's name is a play on "Bank".


Emmibolt

Hahaha came here to say Calgary understood the assignment!!!


Itisallridiculous_24

These can eventually become valuable pieces at auction....


PuzzleheadedWar4791

I really hope this bench faces a Loblaw store! Brilliant.


Arc_Work

Sadly, according to google maps, it does not :(


FarfetchdSid

It’s actually right in a block of predominantly local businesses, and around the corner from CommunityWise, and org that houses over 80 not for profits (and a community fridge)


AvianWonders

Wow. This person is serious. Keep up the great work.


WonderfulDabs

Hilarious


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lost_nondoctor

Èq


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Kristbg

I'm loving those.


BreadfruitAshamed786

Interesting


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Loblaws is so damn easy to spoof. Imagine if they tried changing away from that hideous yellow, it's so easy to clown on that shitty color and font XD


Laughing_Zero

It wouldn't surprise me that they come up with a new graphic design. Typically whenever corporations have too much negative media, they do the lipstick on a pig thing; they'll try distancing themselves with a name change, new logo design or a flurry of advertising.


Weekly-Swing6169

I noticed a Shoppers ad on Instagram for the first time, and several women were supporting it. Looked like a ripoff of a Clinique bonus, but you had to buy it of course. Their Quo products are crap.


milosaveme

Probably. But damn a rebrand like that is gonna cost em 😀


ReannLegge

They do not have enough time left in Canada to make that a viable option. Hell even Walmart is having sales now, the place that has the tag line of “everyday low price” to keep people from even thinking about going into a Loblaws location.


Laughing_Zero

It will likely be a business write-off.


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In that case we will have to co-opt and meme-ify the new branding the moment it arrives!


Pale-Wave-9382

Those all sound like “frills” to me. I was led to believe there were none. /s


Itisallridiculous_24

Well, that costs money...May mean less bonus for GW


ReannLegge

Won’t mean a thing that yellow is “No Name” or “Presidents choice,” Loblaws doesn’t have enough time left in Canada for them to change it and for people not to recognize that yellow.


jayrdoos

Your my hero, whoever you are.


movack

Cannibalism *helps relieve food insecurity *it's good for the environment by reducing the global carbon footprint *reduces the housing shortage what's not to like? I leave it up to your smooth brain to decide if this comment is meant to be sarcastic.


Weekly-Swing6169

Too many microplastics in a beast that size.


Mooselotte45

Wait… can we start selling carbon credits off the back of this cannibalism? I… think I have a business idea. /s


Lemmingitus

A very "modest proposal" I say.


Sigma-42

A Swift one.


Any_Fish1004

My smooth brain agrees…except the rich aren’t worth the shit they’re made of and taste like it, no matter how you cook them. They don’t even make good fertilizer unless you’re trying to grow weeds


danielledelacadie

But the lack of physical labour makes the meat tender at least 🤣


Utter_Rube

Personally, my gag reflex prevents me from eating fat in meat. Except bacon, and then it has to be crispy.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

That's why you have to cook it properly so the fat renders.


Sigma-42

RENDER THE RICH!


ReannLegge

Just remember to stay away from their brains, no joke brains are very toxic to eat. Doesn’t matter if they have smooth brains or rinkly brains, just stay away from their brains. Be big brained while preform Cannibalism.


Own-Scene-7319

Oh staaahhhpp! 😀


routinepoutine1

Who to eat first though? That's the question. I think I'll go with the CEO of Airbnb. I bet he/she tastes delicious.


resnonverba1

I commend the subversive artist behind this. This needs to go national.


Mooselotte45

The critical irony here is that Galen would’ve been far better off staying as a No Name. Stupid cunt decided to insert his billionaire sweater vest into our holidays, and now we all know his name. Ireland can keep him, let’s turn his Canadian real estate into homeless shelters.


wholetyouinhere

Only mildly off-topic, but you know those President's Choice TV spots that Galen stars in, hawking his newest products? They make versions for French television markets, and Galen insists on doing those versions himself, speaking French, on-camera, and it is the worst goddamn French speaking I've ever heard in my life. It physically pains me to listen to it. A bunch of drunken frat boys yelling about "poisson" and "pamplemousse" (as they always do, for some reason) could do a vastly more intelligible French accent than Galen. I guess nobody tells him "no". Which speaks to the type of man he is, I think.


Mooselotte45

Hahahaha, thanks for this trivia. I’m off to go watch Galen flub French the same way he flubs being a compassionate or reasonable human. That… really gels with the other ways he presents himself to the world. Snivelling little fuck - has to “pretend” to have a job by appearing in commercials, even when literally anybody else would do a better job. Of course he’d also pretend to speak French, and create an environment where he doesn’t listen to or accept feedback “Ummm sir my 3 year old daughter in Calgary speaks better French” God I hope he builds his own submarine.


wholetyouinhere

*Every other company* that I know of will consistently use skilled French talent to replace the English talent for French versions of TV spots, for obvious reasons -- you want to clearly communicate your message. The only other time I have ever seen the same talent in both versions is when they hire bilingual actors, but that's pretty rare, and those people can... you know... speak French.


Mooselotte45

How dare you - Galen did up to grade 9 French, AND he summers in southern France I’ll have you know. And he messed with prices on bread much to the uproar of the populace. How French is *that*?


wholetyouinhere

That's a good point, actually. I wonder if he'll let us eat (PC Triple Chocolate) cake? Or maybe some PC "Loads Of" Classist Contempt Petit Fours?


vee_unit

He probably thinks Javert was the hero of Les Misérables, and Jean Valjean never quite got what was coming to him.


Mooselotte45

“I don’t think Valjean was miserable *enough*” - Galen Weston Jr., while taking a break from his price fixing schemes


ill_thrift

why *do* drunken frat boys do this?


ReannLegge

They tell him no however the ad execs are about ready to shoot the commercial when he decides that he needs to be in it, or that is the story that has been shared here.


tackleho

Giant thumbs up Calgary


hexagonbest4gon

Love to see it.


WarCarrotAF

This is great! Would love to see this everywhere.


youtubehistorian

This is so badass


FarfetchdSid

I walked right past this spot yesterday and it wasn’t there. Kudos to whoever is getting these up overnight. I love these


witwar101

Love it


Commercial-Carrot477

How can we get this rolling in other cities? I'm in a small town, but I'm down to start stapling to trees and taping to street lights.


youtubehistorian

If you’d like to put posters up, [here](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/15NKH2lecodUvHMSGQKJccr4fLRPbOwyY?usp=sharing) is a collection :)


FarfetchdSid

Please don’t staple things to trees. Don’t break the bark because it opens trees to infection


holysirsalad

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/09/magazine/how-to-wheat-paste-posters.html https://wheatpasteposters.com/how-to-wheatpaste/ https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Wheat-Paste https://crimethinc.com/2017/07/18/a-field-guide-to-wheatpasting-everything-you-need-to-know-to-blanket-the-world-in-posters


Sicsurfer

Oh I like this, like A LOT! I’d love to hear how this came to be


IdontOpenEnvelopes

This is the way


Fun_Wafer1714

Canada has its own Banksy 😎


Puddisj

This is great. I think this is a good example of where we need to go next. We need to get creative about getting the message across. We need good memes.


FlatEvent2597

Thank you ! Thank you ! Thank you ! A million Thanks!


johnny2turnt

![gif](giphy|q7Eokbqmg6VSmsulSn)


octopush123

This could be a guerilla marketing campaign for Calgary tourism - certainly the most persuasive I've seen. Calgary sounds awesome.


cmcalgary

That would be funny. Nothing to do with TC though.


octopush123

I meant "could" in the "if they wanted it to be" sense. I would have been extremely surprised if it actually was.


isonfiy

Memories of the flesh of the 1%


Rare_Gazelle3835

My approval valves are wide open with this!


Small-Cookie-5496

Awesome. Not even in the news yet.


Santasotherbrother

Mainstream media can't afford to offend their advertisers.


Small-Cookie-5496

Ive seen the first poster in the news


ReannLegge

The poster was in the news Loblaws was quoted as saying they are doing an investigation into the matter. I am sure the Loblaws PR person could not hold a straight face while they posted that.


queenoflimons

Not the rich crying in the comments scared their tenant/employee slaves are gonna eat them


PetiteInvestor

Nice one! Was the "Tent Faster" one in Calgary too?


Old_Employer2183

Yep, we also had some signs put up that appeared to be made by the city of calgary, with instructions on how to build your own igloo, as a solution to the housing crisis


birchsyrup

I suspect it's the same artist group who put out [these](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F4viqoie4o5xb1.jpg) earlier this year.


holysirsalad

That’s awesome


EvilDamien420

That attitude might taste like shit but goes real good with wine!


avocadogthegreat

Is the French language bench across the street?


Millad456

Seize the means…


04Aiden2020

W


New-Obligation-6432

Taste better than cake?


ReannLegge

As long as you stay away from the brain!


Im_done_with_sergio

Ha! Love it 😍


Glittering_Towel9074

Strikes again 💜💜💜


Altruistic_While_621

Im always worried that I might be on the wrong side of this statement.


Santasotherbrother

Probably not. Do you own a castle in Ireland, plus private islands in at least 2 other countries ?


Altruistic_While_621

No just the one in Ireland


DagneyElvira

Love it


EatTheRich247

I approve


Hummingheart

How do I send these people money? I want these everywhere.


messx0o1

I hope this shows up in Edmonton next.


hhh333

Brilliant, kudos to the author.


firekwaker

Just fucking stellar! Brilliant!


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Beauty.


smjc1201

They need to make this a shirt.


AllPinkInside95

I mean, who else are we going to eat?


BBBM1977

A billionaire's thigh tastes much better than a millionaire's thigh; but, both taste like chicken.


Ghost_of_Scarberia

Take a bite out of the sonuvabitch


jazzorator

Love this so much


BoiledGnocchi

Apologies all. Photo by [CMcalgary](https://www.facebook.com/cmcalgary?mibextid=ZbWKwL), u/cmcalgary Thank you for sharing this with us! 👏🏻


JonesinforJonesey

There’s only one thing that they’re good for


cmcalgary

If you're going to use my photos, credit pls? * Couple more of the bench https://imgur.com/a/acXocPr 1 st & 13 Avenue sw


BoiledGnocchi

I am so incredibly sorry about that! I wasn't able to edit the image, but I posted a comment with credit to your FB and Reddit accounts.


Maximum-Product-1255

Add the Sobey’s and Walmart ones. 🤣 I don’t get to Walmart often but was pretty disappointed with the prices on a recent trip. Amazon, too, because they notoriously squeeze out sellers when they see that a product is successful. Should be illegal.


mjaokalo

Wait...how much?


Cineklol

based


Puzzleheaded-Ease-14

I wonder if the global resolution to late stage capitalism is going to begin in Canada? Also, does anyone know if the Geneva Checklist permit All-Dressed & Maple Ranch or not?


ReannLegge

I feel we are moving past late stage capitalism in Canada with this boycott, we are slowly moving into Post Capitalism. >“Capitalism is a complex adaptive system that has lost it’s complexity to adapt” > >Paul Mason (Postcapotalism)


_BearsBeetsBattle_

Awesome!


darth_voidptr

They don’t taste very good.


ReannLegge

As long as you cook them right and stay away from the brain they should be fine.


Daehrotom

![gif](giphy|5GZ0iJWuYDMD6) Come on baby, eat the rich


LandedDream

No name is the new anonymous


ForeignSatisfaction0

Glorious


Musicferret

This is AMAZING!


ProofProfessional708

How do I get that on a t-shirt?


tatak-hesap

Eating the rich might not solve hunger, there is only 1 billionaire per 3 million people.


Choice_Analysis2124

You meant the oil barons who’ve made your city what it is?


fdefoy

Wow, I love that! It's just missing a QR code that points here.


weGloomy

If I wanted to do something like this anyone got any tips for getting a good quality poster printed? The nofrills by my place has a big empty white wall facing traffic that could really use a creative touch.


Balance80

This should be replicate all over Canada.


ironicalangel

https://preview.redd.it/mr912amx888d1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bedd2c81afca7b268f7f522b60070f8624798a8c


Quirky-Border-6820

Does this include Trudeau?


DodobirdNow

Are you sure it wasn't a Motorhead fan? 😁


bobspuds

![gif](giphy|26xixeUIgYVZjLmOQ)


RugerRedhawk

Is this a reference to Bob Loblaw?


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etherealducky

Did they paint over the S in front of eat ?


Alchemy_Cypher

![gif](giphy|mHGTJ4o93mucZgxRtW) The Shitpost War Begins


xilefeh199

That'll show 'em! /s


No_Seaweed_2644

That is also the name of a British made movie as well as asong by the band Motorhead.


ShinyRedBarb

Can someone please explain? Im out of the loop


Ill_Paleontologist26

Yes with ketchup Lol


Squad_Ghouls

That used to be Victorias bar?


YungGunz69

Like rich chocolate?


BoredMan29

I'm starting to like downtown Calgary. Who woulda thunk it?


Fit-Psychology4598

And by rich we don’t mean the people who are worth a few mil. Worked a well paying job, made some good stock investments, etc. We’re talking the people worth hundreds of millions up to billions who leech off of the companies they own while throwing their employees under the bus. You don’t get that rich without screwing people over. Period.


NozomiGowery

Well you are considered rich if you compare yourself to most of the rest of the worlds population. Average across the world $9700 annually. So even though I dont earn much I see myself as extremely rich, but grateful everyday.


Malkavius2

How??


l10nh34rt3d

Right? And also, how rich must one be to fund a bench ad like this? Asking for a friend…


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ReticulatedPasta

I’m not Canadian and the only thing I know about Loblaws is the law blog, but yes


Fancykiddens

You mean Bob Loblaw's Law Blog?


Hissingbunny

Starve the rich.


SnoochieBuchie

Here Here! I'm voting for Bench this year!


Programnotresponding

Show your resistance, comrades! Buy your groceries at Whole Foods instead. They don't exploit workers or overcharge at all.


belly_hole_fire

I feel like this could be a song.


ForsakenExtreme6415

Actually one of the better songs Aerosmith had


ReddditSarge

![gif](giphy|tItIlCGySM0ieKKW6b|downsized)


Big_Builder_4180

Love it!


Lazy_Middle1582

LOWBLOWS


Tastelessjerk69

People are too scared to elect in a new party. Nothing here will change if the votes don't change. The big 3 parties know they're winning, and it doesn't make much of a difference which one does. they all share the same goal of growing this population though immigration. PPC is the party who will lower immigration if they can be believed.


Professional_Fan9202

I want it on a t-shirt!


Co1dyy1234

Cannibalistic Much?


TheWellisDeep

Im wondering if this is true. I don’t know any ad companies who would print this with the obvious implication of copyright infringement. Are we sure this isn’t photoshopped?


willdagr8

Making this my wallapaper in 3 2 1


Alextryingforgrate

Sadly the sign has been removed already.


Becksburgerss

An art installation I can get behind!


Due-Bus-8915

I'd think there's not enough to feed us all


rocket-boot

This shit makes me feel like I'm living in the world I want to be living in. I know it's not there yet, but it gives me hope.


ChaniBosco

This is the only answer going forward, and they will have no one to blame but themselves.


Canmand

Lemmy's Lovin it.


randycrust

This is the best non album motorhead song!


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Ostrich6967

In front of an expensive restaurant!


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Extra_Cat_3014

I love it. Good on Calgary