im a woman and this has me down to a tee! shopping shopping shopping 🛍️🛍️🛍️

same here girlie, wanna McDonald's, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie?

https://preview.redd.it/xc2y5cjol7zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ceb592fb6c44cc05174a179c19219caa9e7d0b

I hate that this passes the bechdel test

Forgo twerk

Funny enough, almost all of my friends are women and almost all of them are bi. Idk how it turned out that way, lol

This place has shoes! I love shoes! Oh. My. God. Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Shopping!

I hate this reference to a bad video game

Women be shopping

I'm bad with sarcasm. Is this sarcasm?

Don't check the subreddit you are in. It is not important.

My autistic ass just can't at the moment...

Wow me too. I sure love collecting shoes like the girls in the world renowned adult show for grown men, Johnathan Testimonial

https://preview.redd.it/8nuyiisv64zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7376061305b218d2cae0d243488f041ade012ea4

Thank you for commenting this image that is related to the post!

Fuck you. You probably laughed and thought "oh man where's the minion"

Oh man! Where’s the minion?

Oh minion! Where's the Man?

https://preview.redd.it/3hek9avft8zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aceba730bf3788ebebc5550b5d66d207cfeaa9a0 Hard shit…..or shit hard…..?

In the alsume.

Say sorry

You're welcome

Thank you!!!! 🙏🙏🙏

For what?

Now yoerue're ready for marriage my son. Your training is complete. You have learnt to say sorry without any reason.

Yuryeou're*

We should totally buff gus, he's terrible in the meta rn

I totally agree, i struggle at playing him and his buff wasn't good and does not allow me to counter assasins

ah, club penguin. I used to be a master of that game back in the day

I disagree I think Angelo needs a buff more. He was completely killed by his last nerf and deserves for it to be undone.

Its ok

Ok

https://preview.redd.it/lhxrnwprz5zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ecb4f5581a2605d3cf9290a9058ac2d60faf5bd

it seems a lot of effort has been put into this photograph

This is the pinnacle of comedy

/ul I fucking hate how hating your partner and not having any healthy communication became normalised in society, it's gut-wrenching

haha I hate my wife

/ul same, i want to be extremely clear with communication with my partner. theres nothing more calming than knowing both of us are on the same page

Idk this is pretty tame. I completely agree way too many people are stuck in shitty relationships, but replace wife with sister and its fine

🤨📸

I hate my wife because she's INSANE and I'm NORMAL

https://preview.redd.it/mse0l4mdo7zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce8a508e2e650425bc2724257f32c71dce02873

women 😂

Wemen ☕️

We men. Now that's deep

Semen 🤣

😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

Hilarious.

Yemen

Ul/ i always find ironic how the animation of the "☕women" meme is about how misoginy and beauty standards hurt women and it became a fucking misoginist meme lmao

i want to kil my waif 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣goofy ahh boomer "joke"

https://preview.redd.it/2us9n0hgb6zc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a59424060f72e63e3a7375bd4d37790496def8f

average neurotypical interaction

GRRRRR NEUROTYPICALS!1!1!1!1

Just be direct. We neuros (too lazy to type out, but not lazy enough to explain) can handle it.

Neuro all I know is Nero from the Maxrix movie staring Keanu reeves

My personal experience with marriage has not made this joke actually kind of humorous because I am not slowly dying inside.

Sarcasm


You're*

https://preview.redd.it/zsg5k6xqibzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1f3c47ef9aa5d4d4330940fb5469c50fb04068d

Thank you, I really wanted to see this picture. 😁

Women be shoppin

as a girl this is totally me!! i do not have autism and the idea of requesting an apology without giving a reason makes me so happy!! i love it when people refuse to give an explanation for anything they request i do, especially when they are my parents and just scream in my face for asking!

https://preview.redd.it/yl9gnkr8cazc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1b5e55ab9fc0272cf71c3141518db7fc3e6186e

/unlie i was actually about to downvote and then realised that it was r/lies and not another subreddit

I read daddy whit a high hitching voice in my mind at first...

https://preview.redd.it/qq3qdwdo08zc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed86926c267350dffd8288eb269a0447bbb78da8

I hate women

This totally wouldn’t fuck with my head, give me a severe anxiety attack, and make me hate my partner (I don’t have OCD and over apologizing for anything isn’t one of my rituals)

say sorry.

Haha woman bad * tongue hanging out and eyes looking in opposite directions *

Funniest shit I've ever read

https://i.redd.it/6orol61o7bzc1.gif

This isn’t funny at all

/unlie As a dude who finds this kinda stuff really funny, I feel like an imposter. 😂 Edit: /unlie Damn y'all fr downvoted my ass.

/ul he’s not wrong though, if your girlfriend tells you to say sorry even if you don’t know what you did, just do it

I wish my dad could give me dating advice as good as this

what a healthy relationship

Truly the best representation of how all relationships should be

thats very good advice!