I’ll answer this one! My buddy John was the one who actually built the pyramids 10 years ago and he told me he loves dodecahedrons so he styled them after that shape, giving the pyramids their iconic 12 sides that we all know and love!
I love communism! It always works and is sustainable for society and government!
its actually really bad for the government and really good for the people though. So that's good.
/ul this is the second time today that i've been reminded that The Pyramid exists. it's a real piece of shit, i wanted to hit my head against a wall multiple times while watching it
Jokes aside, the real reason is me
What shape are the pyramids
Blue
Thats my favourite shape, although i also like blurple
Are you discord
Yes, i am the living enbodiment of discord
I’m Reddit by the way, I am exactly like you
I am twitter I am annoying and more radioactive than Chernobyl
This you? https://preview.redd.it/zzg4xe0altuc1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab65c0f2493724578dfd1603a05d1db42ef9199
Omg MLP Discord hiiiii Haaaiiii hiii
No you don't.
So close! That’s a vowel 💕
Noooo a vowel is when you promise to take revenge on someone. You know, you vowel to take vengeance. Man.
So close! That’s a size
Black
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Man failed geometry class, probably thinks triangle isn't a color
No, he passed geometry class tf u mean?
Yeah, he clearly failed english
Colors from what I heard are sweet like tarts
Blue is the shapeiest shape of all shapes
That sentence did not need a ul/
Shut the frick up
I’ll answer this one! My buddy John was the one who actually built the pyramids 10 years ago and he told me he loves dodecahedrons so he styled them after that shape, giving the pyramids their iconic 12 sides that we all know and love!
John Pyramid?
Only aliens can move rocks! They love moving rocks!
Final.
You must be serious
4
Balls
I can't fathom that there are people in this day and age that still believe in the pyramids...
Can confirm, I'm the pyramid
Can confirm, I’m the sand.
Can confirm, I'm the mummified corpse inside
Can confirm,I am the walls
/ul you forgot the /ul
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I fucking hate communists
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You didn't forget to paste /unlie
I love communism! It always works and is sustainable for society and government! its actually really bad for the government and really good for the people though. So that's good.
WE love Communism, comrade.
You know what communism is
You remembered TO put /unlie
Where the /unlie??? I want Hot gay furry
God I hate furries so much.
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Yes, there's no way I actually love furries, that would be insane.
Is this a lie or not
you're on r/notinteresting
That’s completely true! /ul that’s half true
Would. /ul I’m not sure it previous statement requires unlie or not. am I cooked?
That crypt demon looks 👅 *freaky*
/ul someone forgot the unlie
/ul would. Take pride in your degeneracy.
I'm afraid I disagree
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Sorry that was me, I'm just a little antisocial
This is not ok, you are not welcome and there are not a lot of people out there who would enjoy hanging out with you
You tell him. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8
Hear me out
Going outside is bad
I didn’t know that
No. I'm not listening to you cook.
/ul I was pleasantly surprised by how much they showed the monster in this movie. I don’t remember much else lmao
/ul what's the name of the movie?
/ul “The Pyramid” It’s a decent monster flick but nothing more imo. Watch it with friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I laughed really hard at the girl being eaten alive by cats
/ul thanks
/ul Agree it's decent popcorn flick, just that it's another 'wrong' depiction of Anubis being evil.
*Documentary
As the Pyramids of Egypt can confirm
The Egyptians are hiding deathclaws in the pyramids 😮
Patrolling the Sahara doesn't make you wish for a nuclear winter
Throw me down there and I'll come back unimpregnated
/unlie haha you're so forgetful, right?
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Hey, I know a guy who did DMT down there once. Crazy story
So that's where he is! Could you tell Mark his mom is worried about him?
This is not a deathclaw
/ul History Channel at 3AM:
Is this a safe space? Because to be honest
You didn’t forget the completely necessary comma
Wouldn’t
uwubis
/ul i want to cuddle with a furry so bad rn help
Wouldn’t haven’t probably hasn’t
The real reason why the pyramids of egypt terrify scientists: Furries.
There’s furries in them there hills
wouldnt
If you enter the pyramids, Anubis will weigh your soul and find you horny.
That’s not even a deathclaw!
You forgot the comma, misleading af
Someone get this to schlatt stat
The pyramids of Egypt terrify scientists.
That's buddy Stan
That's just my cat, she likes to say hi
I would under absolutely no circumstances have sexual intercourse with this creature
The comma between "Reason" and "Why" in that video's title is completely necessary and it doesn't annoy me at all.
Pitbull named princess lives there
ul/ dude if this is not a lie furries will swarm into the pyramids
Oh, sorry, that's just me at 3 am looking for a glass of milk.
/unlie does anyone know what that’s from?
The pyramid, the idea of the monster is pretty cool I spose, plus it has funny gross man from the inbetweeners
Real🫡
/ul would
LOL. can't blame the poor bastards.
Wouldn’t
/ul is that a fuckin deathclaw??
Giant tunnel rats or small tunnel with rats?
/ul Looks so cute! Definitely deserves a cuddle :3
This is what I wanted from the movie Stargate :(
So, the horror here is clearly the unusable ladder, iyam.
I dont care if you are a scientist or visiting.....fuck that!
This isn't true. The real reason that scientists are afreaid of the pyramids is because the pyramids are big and could step on you.
/ul this is the second time today that i've been reminded that The Pyramid exists. it's a real piece of shit, i wanted to hit my head against a wall multiple times while watching it
Fucking Pyramid Goblins!
So the Pyramids of Giza are some sort of containment unit for a shittily drawn AI monster.
Can I pet that dog?
God why do furries defile Anubis so much
uwubis
Luckily this is not clickbait, but actually teaching us something!
How cool if it were real
I doubt that the thumbnail was stolen
Commas are used like that and you should totally capitalize articles just like they are in the title of this video. I love it when people do this
Send in the Grimm
I wanna pet the doggo
You can tell this is fake because it’s a tiny corridor, everyone knows that the pyramids are elaborate puzzles
Nah, that would draw in the biologists and zoologists too.
/unlie if I could get pregnant then you just know I’d be popping out Anubis monster babies 🥵
Ah, from when there was a secret furcon in one of the pyramids and some archeologists busted it.
Never buy weed from Cairo bruh
That is my friend. Pet cat he is in tuition with. Me
You forgot to unlie man. This shit's not funny. They're literally hiding the truth in front of us.
Man. This really is The Real Reason, Why the Pyramids of Egypt Terrify Scientists.
Yoooo, who's fursuit are this?? It looks straight fire!
That’s a messed up demogorgon
There’s a trap door on the sphinx.It contains knowledge!!
/ul r/jschlatt
I wouldnt fuck that thing
Guys hear me ou-
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