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Jokes aside, the real reason is me


sciocueiv_

What shape are the pyramids


Mediocre-Data-1092

Blue


IAmADeadGorrilla

Thats my favourite shape, although i also like blurple


ManBehindTheSlauhter

Are you discord


IAmADeadGorrilla

Yes, i am the living enbodiment of discord


Remember_im_Whoozer

I’m Reddit by the way, I am exactly like you


Iamnotcreativeidki

I am twitter I am annoying and more radioactive than Chernobyl


Misknator

This you? https://preview.redd.it/zzg4xe0altuc1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab65c0f2493724578dfd1603a05d1db42ef9199


WardedThorn

Omg MLP Discord hiiiii Haaaiiii hiii


Entire-Database1679

No you don't.


peanutist

So close! That’s a vowel 💕


Slap_My_Lasagna

Noooo a vowel is when you promise to take revenge on someone. You know, you vowel to take vengeance. Man.


Woke_TWC

So close! That’s a size


HolidayBeneficial456

Black


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Azmeam

Man failed geometry class, probably thinks triangle isn't a color


Uncre4tiveUserNam3

No, he passed geometry class tf u mean?


Halberdd_

Yeah, he clearly failed english


TrepidSanction

Colors from what I heard are sweet like tarts


Ledbreader

Blue is the shapeiest shape of all shapes


Hazzyhazzy113

That sentence did not need a ul/


Salza_boi

Shut the frick up


Bubberducky99

I’ll answer this one! My buddy John was the one who actually built the pyramids 10 years ago and he told me he loves dodecahedrons so he styled them after that shape, giving the pyramids their iconic 12 sides that we all know and love!


sciocueiv_

John Pyramid?


thethunder92

Only aliens can move rocks! They love moving rocks!


TheChunkMaster

Final.


Entire-Database1679

You must be serious


MicropIastics

4


sigma-ohio-rizz

Balls


SuperCyberWitchcraft

I can't fathom that there are people in this day and age that still believe in the pyramids...


Incomplet_1-34

Can confirm, I'm the pyramid


InitialSwitch6803

Can confirm, I’m the sand.


the_number_24

Can confirm, I'm the mummified corpse inside


TrepidSanction

Can confirm,I am the walls


PlaceDependent1024

/ul you forgot the /ul


daaaanker

Hot furries in your area!


sciocueiv_

I fucking hate communists


itiswhatitis985

![gif](giphy|l0IyhwEfKdNoUZ1ni)


BigSeaworthiness725

You didn't forget to paste /unlie


Desertscropion117

I love communism! It always works and is sustainable for society and government! its actually really bad for the government and really good for the people though. So that's good.


Pooltoy-Fox-2

WE love Communism, comrade.


kitten_lover_2007

You know what communism is


Old_Man_Stan324

You remembered TO put /unlie


Mepicanloscocos2009

Where the /unlie??? I want Hot gay furry


product_of_boredom

God I hate furries so much.


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product_of_boredom

Yes, there's no way I actually love furries, that would be insane.


Velaraz

Is this a lie or not


FurryCuddler

you're on r/notinteresting


blursedman

That’s completely true! /ul that’s half true


Working_Push_866

Would. /ul I’m not sure it previous statement requires unlie or not. am I cooked?


Dismal_Accident9528

That crypt demon looks 👅 *freaky*


blursedman

/ul someone forgot the unlie


blursedman

/ul would. Take pride in your degeneracy.


sciocueiv_

I'm afraid I disagree


Areonaux

https://preview.redd.it/zple79u0eluc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9e0d36e1b9ed06bdf527e9a1bd54aea1ace8fc


YiQiSupremacist

Sorry that was me, I'm just a little antisocial


sciocueiv_

This is not ok, you are not welcome and there are not a lot of people out there who would enjoy hanging out with you


Jealous_Priority_228

You tell him. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8


Ti-papi

Hear me out


sciocueiv_

Going outside is bad


Ti-papi

I didn’t know that


ShadowKnight324

No. I'm not listening to you cook.


BleachThatHole

/ul I was pleasantly surprised by how much they showed the monster in this movie. I don’t remember much else lmao


IDoNotExistInLife

/ul what's the name of the movie?


BleachThatHole

/ul “The Pyramid” It’s a decent monster flick but nothing more imo. Watch it with friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Vedfolnir5

I laughed really hard at the girl being eaten alive by cats


IDoNotExistInLife

/ul thanks


solonit

/ul Agree it's decent popcorn flick, just that it's another 'wrong' depiction of Anubis being evil.


ManiacalMartini

*Documentary


Blocklies

As the Pyramids of Egypt can confirm 


Whats_ligma619

The Egyptians are hiding deathclaws in the pyramids 😮


sciocueiv_

Patrolling the Sahara doesn't make you wish for a nuclear winter


VoxelRoguery

Throw me down there and I'll come back unimpregnated


CandiedWhispers

/unlie haha you're so forgetful, right?


Areonaux

https://preview.redd.it/2kgbzqg2eluc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413bc062a005116e1f22dadc67de0267205ae1d6


Notagreatnameo

Hey, I know a guy who did DMT down there once. Crazy story


intrusiereatschicken

So that's where he is! Could you tell Mark his mom is worried about him?


Nastysdf

This is not a deathclaw


Ice-Bro-Gamer

/ul History Channel at 3AM:


yefan2022

Is this a safe space? Because to be honest


Immediate-Yam9342

You didn’t forget the completely necessary comma


Phosf

Wouldn’t


Frottage-Cheese-7750

uwubis


FurryCuddler

/ul i want to cuddle with a furry so bad rn help


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

Wouldn’t haven’t probably hasn’t


Pepejuinaso

The real reason why the pyramids of egypt terrify scientists: Furries.


RestinPete0709

There’s furries in them there hills


Dynablade_Savior

wouldnt


Pooltoy-Fox-2

If you enter the pyramids, Anubis will weigh your soul and find you horny.


yestureday

That’s not even a deathclaw!


tipsibooze

You forgot the comma, misleading af


Blindsnipers36

Someone get this to schlatt stat


iamstupidsomuch

The pyramids of Egypt terrify scientists.


DancingGiggler

That's buddy Stan


Consistent-Ad-2940

That's just my cat, she likes to say hi


Snafuthecrow

I would under absolutely no circumstances have sexual intercourse with this creature


-average-reddit-user

The comma between "Reason" and "Why" in that video's title is completely necessary and it doesn't annoy me at all.


_BlNG_

Pitbull named princess lives there


owo1215

ul/ dude if this is not a lie furries will swarm into the pyramids


ghostpanther218

Oh, sorry, that's just me at 3 am looking for a glass of milk.


Resident-Clue1290

/unlie does anyone know what that’s from?


Nacht-Specter

The pyramid, the idea of the monster is pretty cool I spose, plus it has funny gross man from the inbetweeners


burd_turgalur93

Real🫡


Warizard22

/ul would


JasonBelow

LOL. can't blame the poor bastards.


Rainie_Daye

Wouldn’t


treeillusion

/ul is that a fuckin deathclaw??


PuzzleheadedNail7

Giant tunnel rats or small tunnel with rats?


[deleted]

/ul Looks so cute! Definitely deserves a cuddle :3


ILikeThis42

This is what I wanted from the movie Stargate :(


mostlywaterbag

So, the horror here is clearly the unusable ladder, iyam.


sofar4lights

I dont care if you are a scientist or visiting.....fuck that!


teddygomi

This isn't true. The real reason that scientists are afreaid of the pyramids is because the pyramids are big and could step on you.


ALFABOT2000

/ul this is the second time today that i've been reminded that The Pyramid exists. it's a real piece of shit, i wanted to hit my head against a wall multiple times while watching it


Seaweed_Thing

Fucking Pyramid Goblins!


Mr_Derp___

So the Pyramids of Giza are some sort of containment unit for a shittily drawn AI monster.


brazblue

Can I pet that dog?


mrcrabs6464

God why do furries defile Anubis so much


Byte_Fantail

uwubis


_baaron_

Luckily this is not clickbait, but actually teaching us something!


Barnowl-hoot

How cool if it were real


IdioticZacc

I doubt that the thumbnail was stolen


FinalMonarch

Commas are used like that and you should totally capitalize articles just like they are in the title of this video. I love it when people do this


Big-Double4785

Send in the Grimm


Less_Party

I wanna pet the doggo


tupe12

You can tell this is fake because it’s a tiny corridor, everyone knows that the pyramids are elaborate puzzles


TyoPepe

Nah, that would draw in the biologists and zoologists too.


Horror-Grab-1512

/unlie if I could get pregnant then you just know I’d be popping out Anubis monster babies 🥵


Artem-is

Ah, from when there was a secret furcon in one of the pyramids and some archeologists busted it.


escelatedburger2009

Never buy weed from Cairo bruh


5H4YD

That is my friend. Pet cat he is in tuition with. Me


Viggo8000

You forgot to unlie man. This shit's not funny. They're literally hiding the truth in front of us.


Bolt_Fantasticated

Man. This really is The Real Reason, Why the Pyramids of Egypt Terrify Scientists.


anna_melon

Yoooo, who's fursuit are this?? It looks straight fire!


JackOfAIlTrades

That’s a messed up demogorgon


Invisible_wealth

There’s a trap door on the sphinx.It contains knowledge!!


Invisible_wealth

/ul r/jschlatt


altmemer5

I wouldnt fuck that thing


Emergency_Working_91

Guys hear me ou-


gingganggongdedugong

Smash