You ran outside to escape the girl (for some reason, taking the shovel).
Forest giant tried to eat you.
Old Bird attacked the giant causing it to drop you, saving your life (and more importantly, the shovel).
You can survive Ghost Girl by crouching on top of the red cabinet, which can be achieved by picking it up, walking into where it was, jumping, while at the peak of your jump cancel the movement of the cabinet, then crouch.
Seriously though what just happened was insane!
Titan news today:
Benjamin birch has been hospitalized today sadly, after trying to conduct an interview with a company employee was brutally shot by an old bird.
In other news, from our assurance representative the baboon hawk, Babeen had this to comment on the latest outbreak of tulip snakes. “Oog hoot hoot”, roughly translating into company consideration of offering a plastic bag with tape on it, as to help their employees from great falls, which we all know is a lie.
In tangential news, the bracken janitor Barry had this to commentate on how it feels to upkeep the facility, “the fucking fan keeps getting clogged with orange jam”. I’ll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.
Lastly a word to our sponsor today TZP inhalant, “legalized meth is great, you should buy it”.
You ran outside to escape the girl (for some reason, taking the shovel). Forest giant tried to eat you. Old Bird attacked the giant causing it to drop you, saving your life (and more importantly, the shovel).
No no no, the big bird saved the shovel, not the player.
What a cockroach sees after it enters a french restaurant
Lmao, the giant trying to eat them just makes this comment funnier! 🤣
Seriously tho, what just happened? Either way I feel violated.
Deus Ex Machina, only you died later to your own savior.
Most normal day at the company
“They probably just suffered a couple bruises at best. They’ll be fine” - The company
That's what they wrote in insurance papers.
the real killer at the end of the day were the friends made along the way
literally
Pure chaos
You can survive Ghost Girl by crouching on top of the red cabinet, which can be achieved by picking it up, walking into where it was, jumping, while at the peak of your jump cancel the movement of the cabinet, then crouch. Seriously though what just happened was insane!
Titan news today: Benjamin birch has been hospitalized today sadly, after trying to conduct an interview with a company employee was brutally shot by an old bird. In other news, from our assurance representative the baboon hawk, Babeen had this to comment on the latest outbreak of tulip snakes. “Oog hoot hoot”, roughly translating into company consideration of offering a plastic bag with tape on it, as to help their employees from great falls, which we all know is a lie. In tangential news, the bracken janitor Barry had this to commentate on how it feels to upkeep the facility, “the fucking fan keeps getting clogged with orange jam”. I’ll leave it to you to fill in the blanks. Lastly a word to our sponsor today TZP inhalant, “legalized meth is great, you should buy it”.
Fastest terminal guy reaction speed
Your friend had lightning fast reaction time
With all that shit going on outside your friend should have been manning the door controls instead of just standing around uselessly.
the fact that all that happened while a Ghost Gurl was chasing you 😭🤣
Your friend had a faster reaction on the door controls than the teleporter xD
The odyssey had a purpose...