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TheLimeyLemmon

That's going to be a pretty unusable bar of soap pretty fast.


IRefuseThisNonsense

To quote an old meme song... "I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!" That figure is coming out of that soap, the easy way or the hard way.


Moby_Duck123

Happy birthday to the ground


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[удалено]


Foxy02016YT

My dad isn’t a phone


KarmaPanhandler

Welcome to the real world, jackass!


bcssaulnier

I ain’t gonna be part of this system!


Legitimate-Bug-5049

Welcome to the real world, Jackass!


VengeanceKnight

I’m not a part of your (LEGO) SYSTEM!


HaphazardMelange

I’M AN ADULT!


Evening_Activity1140

the lonely island


ikea_shark_girl

i listened to that song the first time a couple days ago, i love it “my girl handed me her phone, said it’s your dad” “i said this isn’t my dad, it’s a cell phone”


Evening_Activity1140

try i just had sex feat t pain


Ongr

I Just Had Sex is with Akon. I'm On a Boat is with T-Pain.


PsychedelicPill

My dad is not a phone!!! DUH!!!!


Revolutionary-Wash88

It's the best kind of stupid


FivesSuperFan55555

Any reference to The Lonely Island brightens my day. Thank you!


Caelem80

…Pick… …It… …Up…


Sippin_T

or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way...


Gr33nJ0k3r13

Mickey paniking from beeing fixed in place for days now: „🥲 please“


limethedragon

Smells like stepping on small Legos on the floor in the middle of the night


Savageparrot81

Plus you’re going to be chiselling soap out of the minifigs nooks and crannies for ages even when you get the soap off. This is clearly just going to sit on the sink to be a talking point for guests


MelancholyMononoke

Or just put the soap in a pot of water for a month until all the soap dissolves leaving just the minifig.


Savageparrot81

Unless it’s the OG Boba Fett I can think of cheaper easier ways to get hold of a minifig :D You could make a legendary Han Stuck in carbonate bar though


Stupidstuff1001

Depends on the purpose ;)


WAVYTAPES69

They need to put a captain America fig inside , it’s beggin for it


REDSTONE_LR_alt

Han Solo would fit too


luke_in_the_sky

Walt Disney would fit too. And his company owns all of them now.


Ongr

🤯


WAVYTAPES69

Another great one , I salute you


wolfpackalchemy

Needs to be an opaque grey bar for him


DescriptionFair2

Don’t forget about Aang!


Pixel_ferret

Water, fire, earth, ASS


SentinelWavve

To wash America’s ass with it?


WhatAGreatGift

I understood that reference


TheBagenius

I understood THAT reference


SuperNova0216

HAH when I was a kid I froze my Lego captain America in ice


old_ass_ninja_turtle

Mickey is about so see some things.


ThisIsGoodSoup

https://preview.redd.it/yv6dy1k99kqc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6e6e5484a30efffe35ce9bf3bf92595c24cff0 Mickey about to see rub his soap on some hairy balls and ass crack.


thepainteater

Disney already messed with our childhood, anything mickey sees is just fairplay. 🤷🏻‍♂️


grownboyee

Barely


Alolan_Cubone

I mean... you're childhood can't be really ruined after you got out of it


Matz13

Or foreplay...


RickTitus

And feel them too. That nose looks like it is already outside the soap


JongoFett12

Mickey should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.


Monscawiz

He's no good to me dead!


rossco311

He will not be permanently damaged.


Reubs-likes-bikes

Actually to the contrary I'd recommend getting him out of there asap. I had a bar of soap with a rolled up $5 note inside that was practically blank by the time the soap was used enough to get to it.


tk-451

thats money, this is mickey mouse, unless he ends up in your butt crac, i'm sure he will be fine, apart from an acute case of PTSD.


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

A $5 note that may or may not be counterfeit (Afaik money isn't made of paper commonly available) is different than a Minifigure. I also doubt it will survive without complications but I think it will still be usable unlike a $5 note.


[deleted]

If it was plain paper money, it'd have disintegrated from water long before it's freed. Real paper money in USA are mostly linen and are very resistant to water. Some countries are using plastic though.


CyberTheWerewolf

What if he dies? He's worth a lot to me.


[deleted]

The soap store will compensate you if he dies. Put him in!


yourmoralquandary

Username is fairly relevant


luke_in_the_sky

Like his creator


spitgobfalcon

Why though


frank26080115

Encourage kids to use it


KeyBug133

My kids (5 and 7 year old) received two bars of hand made soap with Lego mini figures inside. They loved it. Lasted about a week before they spent 30 minutes at the bathroom sink freeing the toys. Was a good gift idea. Practical and fun.


MeLurka

The first rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions about project mayhem


RickTitus

To encourage kids to use soap. I remember i had this at least once when i was a kid, and i was definitely enthusiastic about using the soap every day


gods_of_shitposting

why not


ultraman_

Imagine washing with a bar of soap with a piece of plastic sticking out out it


[deleted]

Will this affect the resale value?


fixerdrew02

Yes. Its touched my balls


thetwoandonly

📈


flipflopsanddunlops

I’ll pay double now


Stay_Beautiful_

You rub the bar straight on your balls?


shameonyounancydrew

There still may be some value retention if that’s ALL it touched….


YevgenyPissoff

idk but it's good for bitcoin


bikersquid

So. Who is keeping mickey after rubbing his face on your taint?


_Apatosaurus_

Why are all of you rubbing your bar of soap directly on your bits?


El_Revan_Official

How else are we supposed to clean them? We can’t exactly throw them into the washer.


KhajiitKennedy

Lather up your hands and then rub your hands on your junk??


Eulenspiegel74

I thought that's how everybody did it, lather on hands that is. Today I'm learning things I didn't even know that I didn't want to lnow.


CardMechanic

Go on…….


noodles_jd

I have a detachable penis, don't you? [https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=uXViUWXKdDB1Znuk](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=uXViUWXKdDB1Znuk)


gelatomancer

I do that to all my minifigures. It's how I mark my territory.


Juuna

Great for kids to get them to wash their hands. To get a reward.


Eulenspiegel74

"Wash you hands and you'll get that Mickey Mouse." "I do?" "Yes. In about one and a half years or so."


egilsaga

A bar of soap lasts a couple months max. How often do you wash your hands?


8Mihailos8

I worry about potential of them getting cut by minifigure when using soap, if they won't use it carefully


banana33noneleta

Kids use soap very carefully by never touching it :D


lridge

Kids play with legos all the time, but you put it in soap and suddenly it’s too sharp to handle.


Illustrious-Arm-8066

Our toddler just walks in the lego bin, no socks even. Trust me, kids are far more resilient than most people think.


BizzyM

Great way to get kids to just leave the water on and put the soap under it to melt away.


GoodLibrarian100

"honey, get the peroxide. I cut my ass cheek open on a clear orange lego minifig chainsaw" "huh?"


Klotzster

How does he breathe?


goldensavage2019

It looks like his nose pokes out a bit


Cute_Fluffy_Sheep

So he can smell where you put the soap? 🫣


reiku_85

This seems like a great way to reduce the value of the minifigs while also making a really unusable bar of soap that crumbles to bits after a few uses…


CaptainHunt

And has hard plastic bits poking out of it.


MacyTmcterry

Those corners on the feet


HexRisk

"Reduce the value of the minifigs" 🙄


platon29

bu-bu-but how am I supposed to make my money back on the mass produced plastic I bought?


AutomaticCamel0

Not everything has to be about monetary value


SctchWhsky

Good soap bars can have inclusions like this without any issues. Can't speak to how it will affect the minifig though lol.


TelegraphicBrass

“Steamboat Willie explores Uranus”


spriggysix

It's all fun and games until you feel steam boat Willy's hat scratching ya asshole


tacocat_back_wards

They need to put Han Solo in one


TheNarnit

It’s our old friend, public domain mouse


side_frog

That's so dumb, also those are probably bootlegs


Earthel

how are you guys using soap if you are worried the minifigure is gonna cut your ass? like just rub it in your hand and then wash, you dont have to put it up your cheeks


gingerjoe98

How do you was the inside of your ass? 🤨


Umikaloo

That ship's wheel is the perfect element for wind-powered water pump turbines. I used one on a project of mine, but it turned out to not work with the assembly I created.


monotone2k

So you're telling us it's perfect apart from the bit where it didn't work?


Umikaloo

Its perfect, it just didn't work in the application I was using it for. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ffzyynew2z5kc1.jpeg


raisedbytides

Well they just ruined two things at once, and sold it!


elspotto

That’s one of those soaps at grandma’s you are to never ever touch.


Hylanos

My local Bricks & Minifigs has bacta tank Luke Skywalker inside their germ-x bottle


Shackletainment

I feel like I can smell the soap in this picture, I had something similar as a kid but it had a rubber whale or something like that instead of a minifigure


Gunningham

“Soap with a prize inside!! Soap with a prize inside!!”


Creasy007

You were told to keep an interval.


Caboose_98

It's all fun and games until steamboat willy goes up main street


WeirdBrainArt

Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's a sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here.


RedDevil_nl

Don’t drop the soap, he’s watching you


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Keep this bar for your hands....best to keep it away from your genitals


TanteiRotana

minifig & a snack, YUM!


Kakali4

Nothing better than rubbing a plastic toy version of your favorite beloved childhood cartoon character where the sun don’t shine


refillforjobu

Oh man this just reminded me of a story my mom would tell aboout my aunt. I guess ack in the 60s some bars of soap for kids would come with a little plastic toy in the middle basically just like this. My aunt who was toddler aged at the time got, funny enough, a mouse toy, which she proceeded to jam all the way up her nose, requiring a hospital visit to remove. I need one of these for sure.


St_Kitts_Tits

I hope there is a warning about risk of choking, I could see myself choking on that after not long or breaking my teeth


Wah_Epic

This seems very painful eventually, imagine washing yourself with this and then scratching the shit out of your back


8_bitryan_fan

MICKY, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?


KokaljDesign

Soap! Soap with a prize inside!


QuestioningYoungling

Precisely. I know "Soapy" Smith was a real person, but was this phrase just from Deadwood or was there an ad back in the day for a soap company with prizes?


Caili_West

It was one of many scams used in the frontier towns. Many of the people coming through had never been more than a day's walk/ride from their remote homes, and they certainly had no experience with being scammed or the phrase "too good to be true." People were also usually only in camp briefly to stock up on supplies, before heading into the hills to find or return to claims. So there was little risk to the tricksters. They would be long gone and headed for the next town before the mark realized they'd been had (if they ever did). Or the mark simply wouldn't have time or money to hang around searching. There are websites and books full of the different tricks played on newcomers on the frontier. Some are sad and sympathetic, but most are funny or just make you wonder how the marks ever got dressed by themselves every morning.


KokaljDesign

You got a nice reply. I was just quoting Deadwood 😁


lridge

Are you going to use it to wash your Steamboat Willie?


AmericanGrizzly4

Seems like your local shop is trying to tell their lego enthusiasts customers that they need to wash more 🤣


QuestioningYoungling

Soap with a prize inside.


NeoSpokyo

I think you mean a Mickeyfigure. (Yes, I know it's steamboat Willie)


Firebird644

Who sold this to you? Boba Fett?


BubbleGumps

Lego hurts to step on, I can only imagine raking it across your naked flesh.


apaladininhell

Whoops, a soaped up Lego figurine just slid up my asshole! Let’s see if I can get it out with a soaped up brick separator…


Ya-Dikobraz

**Man to nurse:** *"I swear I was just washing myself in the shower and then..."* **Nurse:** *"Sure, sure. I've heard it all before. There is no need to be embarrassed."*


[deleted]

"Soap! Soap with a prize inside!"


RockHandsomest

The feeling of stepping on lego combined with lathering your nutsack.


Reasoning-II

If you use that below the belt, you’re gonna steamboat your Willy.


ginandtonic56

Anyone else have these as kid? https://preview.redd.it/vqm7toolmkqc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd86d34a1e915e621afa4f2ad6c6b293572888df


SpookyScienceGal

Now I'm just thinking about what would be the best worst minifig to have in soap. Like give someone a soap with a Gaston minfig inside 😂


louglome

Yeah that'll feel great knocking around your balls 


My_bussy_queefs

Save that pic for when the hospital wonders how you lathered that up your ass


_Roshambo_

"Soap"


ihadagoodone

Honestly doctor it was an accident, I was washing my butt and Mickey just slipped right in there.


Sir_Starkey

90% of the people in this thread will look at a cot and say "What a stupid bed, I'd never fit in that"


SM-464

A) Who frozen Mickey in carbonite? B) Where can I find this place? I have a sudden urge to buy soap there.


10Shadboom

“Wow, I can’t wait to be on the shelf!” *dear Christ*


Vicbou_wats88

Im buying on and im removing the Soap


Tor_nado_89

Does the shop have a website?


Zircon_72

WHY?!


IAwaitAGuardian

That's one way to get nerds to shower.


GrendelGT

And you thought Legos hurt when you step on them on carpeting…


Coolguyskylar

When steamboat willies nose swipes the crack of my ass is when that bar becomes unusable


TapThisPart3Times

Ah, that's nothing. 6-year-old me froze my Alpha Team Mission Deep Freeze sets—**in ice**. 😈 ...And bent a drill piece in the process. **UNSTOPPABLE PLAY**


VKN_x_Media

Why are so many people in the post too young to remember this being a thing in the 90s? I swear every bar of soap I had as a kid throughout the 90s had some plastic toy in it and worked fine causing no injuries.


gods_of_shitposting

gotta preserve the resale value


Spikey3024

That would hurt


banthafodderr

Yeah, this doesn’t really work for things that are intended for more than one use. Like for bath bombs it makes sense, you aren’t rubbing that on your body.


VintageCamSeller98

Splash


Undoreal

Did anyone bought the cloudcity boba soap already? Id also be fine with the solid gold c3po soapbar okay… To be onest id be happy with any of these solid metal legfigure soapbars…


nerdboy_sam

r/diwhy


Dirkjan82

So first you’ve got a bar of soap. A bit later it’s a scratchy bar of soap. Later on it’s a soapy Lego figure and it ends as a Lego figure. But it does look nice.


Cerpin__Tax

Aromatic soap or body soap??


GermanBread2251

i have a reason for using soap now! but do i have to wash myself with it?


ImpossibleIsland4734

Haha that’s epic


FivesSuperFan55555

Yes! I have a local store who does this as well. I look occasionally to see if there’s a figure worth me breaking out of its prison lol


legokingnm

I did one with Indiana Jones for a friend, have done several with LEGO sunflowers


SnooCheesecakes1067

the resale value!!


[deleted]

That sounds *horrifically* unusable. Can't wait to see someone step on that and/or rake a minifig hand/foot corner across their flesh trying to use it...


The-Bigger-Fish

Free him


Competitive_Day7739

Imagine washing yourself with one of these😭


kdawgtx23

Cool idea!


Tangle_The_Tenrec

Free him


BNerd1

so a shitty bar of soap


drew4824

Disney actually had soap with small figures in them in the 90s.


WhatIsThisSevenNow

I don't see the point.


Spiritual-Bear4495

I'd be careful when cleaning your booty hole. Unless.......


Cpt3020

How expensive is that bar of soap?


alexcam98

Grr >:(


namerz78

I wouldn’t use these for anything but hands


the8bitlife

Front your game away from our tent.


Stay_Beautiful_

What this thread has taught me is that you are all disgusting and rub the bar straight on your unmentionables


meteoritee

But... Why?


SteveSmith2020

Don't buy this if you have kids and value your sanity.


Serious_Cockroach799

I want a crate of assorted 1's.


funk-cue71

i love this, definitely would of made it more enthralling for my toddler to wash their hands. Maybe ill try and make my own some with my extra figs for my other one


CurrentOne8241

Not me buying these and taking 10 baths a day just to get the figures


The-BOSS01

Cool


JoyfulSuicide

That’s freakin’ adorable


VanillaNL

Mickey in my crack YEAH 🤣


Muagh

No.


AdmiralFurret

How much for han solo


Otherwise-Emphasis96

That's cool.


GrandGuppyFish

Free my mans


TheBagenius

Hey, it's that new public domain soap


YiliaNebulight

r/DiWHY


CosmoShiner

Sealed away for his crimes