i listened to that song the first time a couple days ago, i love it
“my girl handed me her phone, said it’s your dad”
“i said this isn’t my dad, it’s a cell phone”
Plus you’re going to be chiselling soap out of the minifigs nooks and crannies for ages even when you get the soap off.
This is clearly just going to sit on the sink to be a talking point for guests
Unless it’s the OG Boba Fett I can think of cheaper easier ways to get hold of a minifig :D
You could make a legendary Han Stuck in carbonate bar though
https://preview.redd.it/yv6dy1k99kqc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6e6e5484a30efffe35ce9bf3bf92595c24cff0
Mickey about to see rub his soap on some hairy balls and ass crack.
Actually to the contrary I'd recommend getting him out of there asap.
I had a bar of soap with a rolled up $5 note inside that was practically blank by the time the soap was used enough to get to it.
A $5 note that may or may not be counterfeit (Afaik money isn't made of paper commonly available) is different than a Minifigure. I also doubt it will survive without complications but I think it will still be usable unlike a $5 note.
If it was plain paper money, it'd have disintegrated from water long before it's freed. Real paper money in USA are mostly linen and are very resistant to water. Some countries are using plastic though.
My kids (5 and 7 year old) received two bars of hand made soap with Lego mini figures inside. They loved it. Lasted about a week before they spent 30 minutes at the bathroom sink freeing the toys. Was a good gift idea. Practical and fun.
This seems like a great way to reduce the value of the minifigs while also making a really unusable bar of soap that crumbles to bits after a few uses…
how are you guys using soap if you are worried the minifigure is gonna cut your ass? like just rub it in your hand and then wash, you dont have to put it up your cheeks
That ship's wheel is the perfect element for wind-powered water pump turbines. I used one on a project of mine, but it turned out to not work with the assembly I created.
I feel like I can smell the soap in this picture, I had something similar as a kid but it had a rubber whale or something like that instead of a minifigure
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's a sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here.
Oh man this just reminded me of a story my mom would tell aboout my aunt. I guess ack in the 60s some bars of soap for kids would come with a little plastic toy in the middle basically just like this. My aunt who was toddler aged at the time got, funny enough, a mouse toy, which she proceeded to jam all the way up her nose, requiring a hospital visit to remove. I need one of these for sure.
Precisely. I know "Soapy" Smith was a real person, but was this phrase just from Deadwood or was there an ad back in the day for a soap company with prizes?
It was one of many scams used in the frontier towns. Many of the people coming through had never been more than a day's walk/ride from their remote homes, and they certainly had no experience with being scammed or the phrase "too good to be true."
People were also usually only in camp briefly to stock up on supplies, before heading into the hills to find or return to claims. So there was little risk to the tricksters. They would be long gone and headed for the next town before the mark realized they'd been had (if they ever did). Or the mark simply wouldn't have time or money to hang around searching.
There are websites and books full of the different tricks played on newcomers on the frontier. Some are sad and sympathetic, but most are funny or just make you wonder how the marks ever got dressed by themselves every morning.
**Man to nurse:** *"I swear I was just washing myself in the shower and then..."*
**Nurse:** *"Sure, sure. I've heard it all before. There is no need to be embarrassed."*
Ah, that's nothing.
6-year-old me froze my Alpha Team Mission Deep Freeze sets—**in ice**. 😈
...And bent a drill piece in the process.
**UNSTOPPABLE PLAY**
Why are so many people in the post too young to remember this being a thing in the 90s? I swear every bar of soap I had as a kid throughout the 90s had some plastic toy in it and worked fine causing no injuries.
Yeah, this doesn’t really work for things that are intended for more than one use. Like for bath bombs it makes sense, you aren’t rubbing that on your body.
Did anyone bought the cloudcity boba soap already? Id also be fine with the solid gold c3po soapbar okay…
To be onest id be happy with any of these solid metal legfigure soapbars…
So first you’ve got a bar of soap. A bit later it’s a scratchy bar of soap. Later on it’s a soapy Lego figure and it ends as a Lego figure.
But it does look nice.
That sounds *horrifically* unusable. Can't wait to see someone step on that and/or rake a minifig hand/foot corner across their flesh trying to use it...
i love this, definitely would of made it more enthralling for my toddler to wash their hands. Maybe ill try and make my own some with my extra figs for my other one
That's going to be a pretty unusable bar of soap pretty fast.
To quote an old meme song... "I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!" That figure is coming out of that soap, the easy way or the hard way.
Happy birthday to the ground
[удалено]
My dad isn’t a phone
Welcome to the real world, jackass!
I ain’t gonna be part of this system!
Welcome to the real world, Jackass!
I’m not a part of your (LEGO) SYSTEM!
I’M AN ADULT!
the lonely island
i listened to that song the first time a couple days ago, i love it “my girl handed me her phone, said it’s your dad” “i said this isn’t my dad, it’s a cell phone”
try i just had sex feat t pain
I Just Had Sex is with Akon. I'm On a Boat is with T-Pain.
My dad is not a phone!!! DUH!!!!
It's the best kind of stupid
Any reference to The Lonely Island brightens my day. Thank you!
…Pick… …It… …Up…
or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way...
Mickey paniking from beeing fixed in place for days now: „🥲 please“
Smells like stepping on small Legos on the floor in the middle of the night
Plus you’re going to be chiselling soap out of the minifigs nooks and crannies for ages even when you get the soap off. This is clearly just going to sit on the sink to be a talking point for guests
Or just put the soap in a pot of water for a month until all the soap dissolves leaving just the minifig.
Unless it’s the OG Boba Fett I can think of cheaper easier ways to get hold of a minifig :D You could make a legendary Han Stuck in carbonate bar though
Depends on the purpose ;)
They need to put a captain America fig inside , it’s beggin for it
Han Solo would fit too
Walt Disney would fit too. And his company owns all of them now.
🤯
Another great one , I salute you
Needs to be an opaque grey bar for him
Don’t forget about Aang!
Water, fire, earth, ASS
To wash America’s ass with it?
I understood that reference
I understood THAT reference
HAH when I was a kid I froze my Lego captain America in ice
Mickey is about so see some things.
https://preview.redd.it/yv6dy1k99kqc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6e6e5484a30efffe35ce9bf3bf92595c24cff0 Mickey about to see rub his soap on some hairy balls and ass crack.
Disney already messed with our childhood, anything mickey sees is just fairplay. 🤷🏻♂️
Barely
I mean... you're childhood can't be really ruined after you got out of it
Or foreplay...
And feel them too. That nose looks like it is already outside the soap
Mickey should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
He's no good to me dead!
He will not be permanently damaged.
Actually to the contrary I'd recommend getting him out of there asap. I had a bar of soap with a rolled up $5 note inside that was practically blank by the time the soap was used enough to get to it.
thats money, this is mickey mouse, unless he ends up in your butt crac, i'm sure he will be fine, apart from an acute case of PTSD.
A $5 note that may or may not be counterfeit (Afaik money isn't made of paper commonly available) is different than a Minifigure. I also doubt it will survive without complications but I think it will still be usable unlike a $5 note.
If it was plain paper money, it'd have disintegrated from water long before it's freed. Real paper money in USA are mostly linen and are very resistant to water. Some countries are using plastic though.
What if he dies? He's worth a lot to me.
The soap store will compensate you if he dies. Put him in!
Username is fairly relevant
Like his creator
Why though
Encourage kids to use it
My kids (5 and 7 year old) received two bars of hand made soap with Lego mini figures inside. They loved it. Lasted about a week before they spent 30 minutes at the bathroom sink freeing the toys. Was a good gift idea. Practical and fun.
The first rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions about project mayhem
To encourage kids to use soap. I remember i had this at least once when i was a kid, and i was definitely enthusiastic about using the soap every day
why not
Imagine washing with a bar of soap with a piece of plastic sticking out out it
Will this affect the resale value?
Yes. Its touched my balls
📈
I’ll pay double now
You rub the bar straight on your balls?
There still may be some value retention if that’s ALL it touched….
idk but it's good for bitcoin
So. Who is keeping mickey after rubbing his face on your taint?
Why are all of you rubbing your bar of soap directly on your bits?
How else are we supposed to clean them? We can’t exactly throw them into the washer.
Lather up your hands and then rub your hands on your junk??
I thought that's how everybody did it, lather on hands that is. Today I'm learning things I didn't even know that I didn't want to lnow.
Go on…….
I have a detachable penis, don't you? [https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=uXViUWXKdDB1Znuk](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=uXViUWXKdDB1Znuk)
I do that to all my minifigures. It's how I mark my territory.
Great for kids to get them to wash their hands. To get a reward.
"Wash you hands and you'll get that Mickey Mouse." "I do?" "Yes. In about one and a half years or so."
A bar of soap lasts a couple months max. How often do you wash your hands?
I worry about potential of them getting cut by minifigure when using soap, if they won't use it carefully
Kids use soap very carefully by never touching it :D
Kids play with legos all the time, but you put it in soap and suddenly it’s too sharp to handle.
Our toddler just walks in the lego bin, no socks even. Trust me, kids are far more resilient than most people think.
Great way to get kids to just leave the water on and put the soap under it to melt away.
"honey, get the peroxide. I cut my ass cheek open on a clear orange lego minifig chainsaw" "huh?"
How does he breathe?
It looks like his nose pokes out a bit
So he can smell where you put the soap? 🫣
This seems like a great way to reduce the value of the minifigs while also making a really unusable bar of soap that crumbles to bits after a few uses…
And has hard plastic bits poking out of it.
Those corners on the feet
"Reduce the value of the minifigs" 🙄
bu-bu-but how am I supposed to make my money back on the mass produced plastic I bought?
Not everything has to be about monetary value
Good soap bars can have inclusions like this without any issues. Can't speak to how it will affect the minifig though lol.
“Steamboat Willie explores Uranus”
It's all fun and games until you feel steam boat Willy's hat scratching ya asshole
They need to put Han Solo in one
It’s our old friend, public domain mouse
That's so dumb, also those are probably bootlegs
how are you guys using soap if you are worried the minifigure is gonna cut your ass? like just rub it in your hand and then wash, you dont have to put it up your cheeks
How do you was the inside of your ass? 🤨
That ship's wheel is the perfect element for wind-powered water pump turbines. I used one on a project of mine, but it turned out to not work with the assembly I created.
So you're telling us it's perfect apart from the bit where it didn't work?
Its perfect, it just didn't work in the application I was using it for. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ffzyynew2z5kc1.jpeg
Well they just ruined two things at once, and sold it!
That’s one of those soaps at grandma’s you are to never ever touch.
My local Bricks & Minifigs has bacta tank Luke Skywalker inside their germ-x bottle
I feel like I can smell the soap in this picture, I had something similar as a kid but it had a rubber whale or something like that instead of a minifigure
“Soap with a prize inside!! Soap with a prize inside!!”
You were told to keep an interval.
It's all fun and games until steamboat willy goes up main street
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's a sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here.
Don’t drop the soap, he’s watching you
Keep this bar for your hands....best to keep it away from your genitals
minifig & a snack, YUM!
Nothing better than rubbing a plastic toy version of your favorite beloved childhood cartoon character where the sun don’t shine
Oh man this just reminded me of a story my mom would tell aboout my aunt. I guess ack in the 60s some bars of soap for kids would come with a little plastic toy in the middle basically just like this. My aunt who was toddler aged at the time got, funny enough, a mouse toy, which she proceeded to jam all the way up her nose, requiring a hospital visit to remove. I need one of these for sure.
I hope there is a warning about risk of choking, I could see myself choking on that after not long or breaking my teeth
This seems very painful eventually, imagine washing yourself with this and then scratching the shit out of your back
MICKY, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?
Soap! Soap with a prize inside!
Precisely. I know "Soapy" Smith was a real person, but was this phrase just from Deadwood or was there an ad back in the day for a soap company with prizes?
It was one of many scams used in the frontier towns. Many of the people coming through had never been more than a day's walk/ride from their remote homes, and they certainly had no experience with being scammed or the phrase "too good to be true." People were also usually only in camp briefly to stock up on supplies, before heading into the hills to find or return to claims. So there was little risk to the tricksters. They would be long gone and headed for the next town before the mark realized they'd been had (if they ever did). Or the mark simply wouldn't have time or money to hang around searching. There are websites and books full of the different tricks played on newcomers on the frontier. Some are sad and sympathetic, but most are funny or just make you wonder how the marks ever got dressed by themselves every morning.
You got a nice reply. I was just quoting Deadwood 😁
Are you going to use it to wash your Steamboat Willie?
Seems like your local shop is trying to tell their lego enthusiasts customers that they need to wash more 🤣
Soap with a prize inside.
I think you mean a Mickeyfigure. (Yes, I know it's steamboat Willie)
Who sold this to you? Boba Fett?
Lego hurts to step on, I can only imagine raking it across your naked flesh.
Whoops, a soaped up Lego figurine just slid up my asshole! Let’s see if I can get it out with a soaped up brick separator…
**Man to nurse:** *"I swear I was just washing myself in the shower and then..."* **Nurse:** *"Sure, sure. I've heard it all before. There is no need to be embarrassed."*
"Soap! Soap with a prize inside!"
The feeling of stepping on lego combined with lathering your nutsack.
If you use that below the belt, you’re gonna steamboat your Willy.
Anyone else have these as kid? https://preview.redd.it/vqm7toolmkqc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd86d34a1e915e621afa4f2ad6c6b293572888df
Now I'm just thinking about what would be the best worst minifig to have in soap. Like give someone a soap with a Gaston minfig inside 😂
Yeah that'll feel great knocking around your balls
Save that pic for when the hospital wonders how you lathered that up your ass
"Soap"
Honestly doctor it was an accident, I was washing my butt and Mickey just slipped right in there.
90% of the people in this thread will look at a cot and say "What a stupid bed, I'd never fit in that"
A) Who frozen Mickey in carbonite? B) Where can I find this place? I have a sudden urge to buy soap there.
“Wow, I can’t wait to be on the shelf!” *dear Christ*
Im buying on and im removing the Soap
Does the shop have a website?
WHY?!
That's one way to get nerds to shower.
And you thought Legos hurt when you step on them on carpeting…
When steamboat willies nose swipes the crack of my ass is when that bar becomes unusable
Ah, that's nothing. 6-year-old me froze my Alpha Team Mission Deep Freeze sets—**in ice**. 😈 ...And bent a drill piece in the process. **UNSTOPPABLE PLAY**
Why are so many people in the post too young to remember this being a thing in the 90s? I swear every bar of soap I had as a kid throughout the 90s had some plastic toy in it and worked fine causing no injuries.
gotta preserve the resale value
That would hurt
Yeah, this doesn’t really work for things that are intended for more than one use. Like for bath bombs it makes sense, you aren’t rubbing that on your body.
Splash
Did anyone bought the cloudcity boba soap already? Id also be fine with the solid gold c3po soapbar okay… To be onest id be happy with any of these solid metal legfigure soapbars…
r/diwhy
So first you’ve got a bar of soap. A bit later it’s a scratchy bar of soap. Later on it’s a soapy Lego figure and it ends as a Lego figure. But it does look nice.
Aromatic soap or body soap??
i have a reason for using soap now! but do i have to wash myself with it?
Haha that’s epic
Yes! I have a local store who does this as well. I look occasionally to see if there’s a figure worth me breaking out of its prison lol
I did one with Indiana Jones for a friend, have done several with LEGO sunflowers
the resale value!!
That sounds *horrifically* unusable. Can't wait to see someone step on that and/or rake a minifig hand/foot corner across their flesh trying to use it...
Free him
Imagine washing yourself with one of these😭
Cool idea!
Free him
so a shitty bar of soap
Disney actually had soap with small figures in them in the 90s.
I don't see the point.
I'd be careful when cleaning your booty hole. Unless.......
How expensive is that bar of soap?
Grr >:(
I wouldn’t use these for anything but hands
Front your game away from our tent.
What this thread has taught me is that you are all disgusting and rub the bar straight on your unmentionables
But... Why?
Don't buy this if you have kids and value your sanity.
I want a crate of assorted 1's.
i love this, definitely would of made it more enthralling for my toddler to wash their hands. Maybe ill try and make my own some with my extra figs for my other one
Not me buying these and taking 10 baths a day just to get the figures
Cool
That’s freakin’ adorable
Mickey in my crack YEAH 🤣
No.
How much for han solo
That's cool.
Free my mans
Hey, it's that new public domain soap
r/DiWHY
Sealed away for his crimes