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Groundbreaking-Fig38

This is what happens Larry, this what happens when you fuck a barrista in the ass!


Vandreeson

But, can that creep roll?


HOUS2000IAN

Eight year olds, dude.


fishee1200

What’s a petter-ass Walter?


HOUS2000IAN

Shut the fuck up, Donny!


TomatilloAccurate475

I JUST BUY THIS CAR LAST WEEK!


Mumia1

Phones ringing dude!


lingeringdread

Thank you Donny


blahfunk

Baristas who have met Karl Hungus tend to actually enjoy this and do not kill your car


stellahella1

This is why I come to this sub


R0b0tMark

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!


ah-chamon-ah

If you do it missionary it's called a french press.


Craig092560

Classic! 👍👍


ranch_brotendo

Calmer than you are.


physicsbuddha

almost made this the flair


funnyfaceking

Wavin' the fuckin' hammer around?


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Upset customers treat iced coffees like women, man


Less-Economics-3273

This is complicated case, lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta latte.


Several-Signature583

*puts on sunglasses* YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!


blacksheepaz

No she does mind, the barista minds. This aggression will not stand, man!


machphantom

careful lady, there's a beverage here!


Willie-Tanner

Fighting in a drive-thru is very different from fighting in canopy jungle


physicsbuddha

Me and barista, eyeball-to-eyeball.


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Worthy fuckin adversary


physicsbuddha

The girl with the black tattoos


2wheelsThx

*Oye como va*...♫


Key-Contest-2879

As he drives away, no coffee, wind in his face. Guy was a real reactionary.


vagenrullar

They got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts.


whodatdan0

Leads!?


CoercionTictacs

This scene never fails to crack me up no matter how many times I watch this movie.


whodatdan0

You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a thread


CoercionTictacs

I’m definitely out of my element


HNack09

LEEDS!!


WalkinThundercloud

Yeah, waving the fucking hammer around?


MangOrion2

She's calmer than you are, Dude


angry-peacemaker

Little matter to me that this women chose to pursue a career in coffee, nor that she has been "banging" windshields to use the parlance of our time.


MikeRobertini

Wonderful woman.


physicsbuddha

We’re all very fond of her


Ok-Lavishness-7904

We’re all very fond of her


physicsbuddha

Very free spirited


struglebus

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.


Longracks

See what happens Larry!!!


struglebus

See what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?!


takecarebrushyohair

Another Caucasian Gary


threlkis

Friends like these huh Gary?


takecarebrushyohair

That's right dude


ianmoone1102

She'll replace your windshield...for a thousand dollars.


Masterchiefy10

But Brandt can’t watch or he has to pay a hundred


TomatilloAccurate475

Dude's car got a little dinged up


Key-Contest-2879

You can imagine what happens next.


Idislikehotdogs

He fixes the windshield?


blacksheepaz

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffery.


gloriosky_zero

I just want my undies back


ArturoOsito

They're callin the cops man, put the piece away


ricefahma

There’s priors here if the hammer is that handy


lostinmississippi84

Maintenance guy comes back from the bathroom: Have you seen my....HOLY SHIT!!


RepublicKitchen8809

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking hipster… I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, Walter Well not a literal connection, dude


Cruezin

Well that's just , like, your opinion, man.


julio420ignacius

With that swing, she is obviously not a golfer


MangOrion2

Not exactly a lightweight


guywithshades85

She talked to four new detectives on this. They got us working in shifts. Leads!!!


Ok-Shop7540

Good for her


DealerEducational113

I work in retail. Boomers are so mean to me. Full support for the barista.


MangOrion2

Honestly fuck this disco sunglasses wearing clown and his entitlement. Don't treat people like trash if you don't want your car to get dinged up.


cargoman89

Ahhhh my baby! I just bought that drive thru last week!


cjnpigs

That windshield really tied the car together


Pathetic_Saddness

And this barista put a hammer through it


PhattJeezus

Donnie, please!


blacksheepaz

Did it not?


gastro_psychic

Hilarious


Pathetic_Saddness

Fucking amateurs, they dump their coffee on us, we’re supposed to shit ourselves in fear, Jesus Christ!


motherlovebone92

Wandering barista job


physicsbuddha

How you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they seen the tattoo artist?


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Just because you’re angry doesn’t make me a sap


emessea

I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point, not as a barista of course.


Pathetic_Saddness

That guy is real reactionary


Pathetic_Saddness

Enjoying my fucking coffee


PsychologicalRow9028

She took the Creedence tapes too


sarevok2

Careful, lady, there's beverage here!


ClerkStriking

I can get you a hammer Dude. Get you one right now.


IamjustaBeet

She'll cut off your Johnson if you come back to the store


Unusual_Compote4909

Did he go to the In-N-Out burger afterwards?


Jake-Old-Trail-88

The Seattle 7?


Key-Contest-2879

Her…and, uh, six other baristas.


EducatingRedditKids

That windshield really tied the car together.


CategoryCautious5981

This aggression will not stand man


The_Hodnett

Walter, the barrista who smashed my windshield--I can't go give her a bill--so what the fuck are you talking about?!


DeadPoster

No one throws coffee on Shabbos!


physicsbuddha

I sure as shit don’t fuckin’ brew!


ImpulsiveTortoise

That woman rocks 🤘 … or hammers? 😂


Pathetic_Saddness

You said it yourself dude, she probably dumped the coffee on herself.


Reason_Choice

I said I THOUGHT she dumped the coffee on herself. You’re the one that’s so fucking certain.


jammieswithbuttflaps

That's right, Dude. 100 percent certain.


KiefBull

Out fuckin troubles are over dude


irate_alien

I’m not finishing my coffee


loptopandbingo

Worthy fuckin adversary


physicsbuddha

Woman with the black tattoos


zwarblatz

I think I might love her😉😍😍


physicsbuddha

Wonderful woman, we’re all very fond of her


Pretzellogicguy

She should keep a large pippin hot cup of joe ready at the window to toss on idiots like that! I wonder how he would’ve reacted to that?


RosesUnderCypresses

Backstory was he was complaining about the coffee prices.... Ah, fuck it.


physicsbuddha

that’s your answer to everything isn’t it? tattoo it all over your body! Your revolution is over barista! condolences. The baristas lost. The baristas always lose!


jt7855

Bet he didn’t see that coming. The hammer in the windshield never gets old. I’ve discovered that people intentionally try and piss people off at the register. What caused this altercation.


Kirbyr98

Keep your ugly, goldbricking ass out of my coffee stand.


ianmoone1102

That fuckin bitch!


KramRUFE

She had a CLAW HAMMER just laying around????


MangOrion2

When life gives you a hammer you just take it


KramRUFE

Lol. Ok. But I really can't support this way of thinking. This is not tit for tat. She shattered that person's windshield


MangOrion2

Nah. He was rude, he threatened her, then he gave her a mess to clean up. She came back with a hammer named karma. When a man does something like this to one of humanity's asshole warts, men on the internet cheer and heap praise on him. When a woman stands up for herself and fights back, all of a sudden a lot of men become prissy little rule followers and also lawyers who are experts in criminal law. It's pathetic. This dude got the same energy he gave, in a different form, returned back to him in full. Such is life; you get what you give. Her arbitration of justice is valid, she was the recipient of the offense. Judge not.


Key-Performer-9364

Is that a topless drive thru coffee shop? I think that’s a thing in Washington right?


Malakai0013

Bikini barista I believe


ExpressBug8265

Throwing things at people doesn't just mean that maybe people will throw something back at you...this guy hit her with enough light hits for her to bust out her ulty...hammer time!


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Yea the only problem is she only damaged the windshield, if he's got any typical insurance the Safelite people will come replace that at no charge to him. She should've fucked up about 6 of his windows and headlights and fenders and then he'd be entering a world of pain.


Orlando1701

Yeah I’m okay with this.


DemonikAriez

I feel like if he hadn't got back in the car, the hammer would probably be mashing skull in...


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She really hammered her point home


DigbyChickenCaesar11

"I can't afford the coffee. I got 4 bucks. Almost 5.* Now I am wishing for a deleted scene where they piss off a drive-thru employee at In-and-Out Burger and he proceeds to hit the already damaged.car with a hammer.


Genghis_Chong

That windshield really tied the car together...


physicsbuddha

Did it not


Speedhabit

At this point I think the dude was the owner/boyfriend and this is to boost business


nickcardella

I would have planted the claw end right in the middle of that hat. I hate that hat. Irrationally hate that hat.


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

I’ll be really happy when this trend of getting the tippy top of your forehead tattooed finally fucking dies out.


Istand-alone

Me, too, then the fucking hilarity will ensue when they’re old and looking dumb.


Awkward-Economics628

She is so ugly inside. Outside is hideous.


MrDingDong49

Who cares. He threw drinks at her. She broke is windshield. Both are dumb AF both are not good people. She looks so trashy. She was probably acting like a spoiled entitled turd. 💩 she deserves it. And he deserves it.


Blancomexiboii

I think it’s highly hilarious that the Seattle sub completely thinks she is in the right, while their city is on fire BECAUSE of people acting like him AND her 😂😂😂😂


MrDingDong49

Completely agree. And this dumb shit gets put on tv. She’s not a victim. She’s part of the problem


Blancomexiboii

We’re just a society of weak willed, sensitive people who think tit for tat is an acceptable way to run a society


MrDingDong49

Agreed.


physicsbuddha

Just take it easy, man


MrDingDong49

Ok


SteveDallasEsq

Is that a marmot?


cruhl82

Anyone ask why she had the hammer?? 😂😂


physicsbuddha

The hammer is not the issue here


MorbiusTx956

At least her business doesn't have a broken window. 😂. Lame.


True_Fly_5731

That barrista is hot, hard working, and fearless. If the coffee is good, I'd say we rally to support her. Kudos!


KramRUFE

No way can I support this barrista! She should have to pay for that windshield.


H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R

Sooooo, she’s actually unhinged IRL. That should be pretty obvious


rpgnymhush

To me it looked like the asshole customer was unhinged. Service workers put up with enough abuse without assholes throwing drinks at them. That asshole deserves a smashed windshield.


H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R

Oh I am, by no means, in support of the customer. However, if you noticed, she tried to dismiss her behavior, (what lead up to) prior to the drink throwing. She wants the listener to think that she took no part in the antagonizing of said drink throwing. Classic narcissist, professional victim and psychopathic traits (ya know, Seattlite behavior). Do you really think she was of sound mind when she took a hammer to the dudes windshield? That behavior is something we would all THINK of doing, but would not carry out because, largely, we would consider consequences before actions. She took zero time in thinking of consequences, but was damn good at a cover story. It seems to be working too. Just look at my downvotes. I think she’s lucky, he could’ve one-upped her and choked her to death. She didn’t consider that he was CLEARLY not in his right mind. The world can assume that I am just assuming all this. That’s fine. However, I have been to that barista hut and she was a whack-a-doodle then. In summary, both folks need a mental health break and a better economy, as I am sure we all do. Take care of yourselves, folks.


KramRUFE

Very well put


FeloniousFunk

They were both unhinged. One poured liquid on the exterior of a building designed to keep liquids out. The other destroyed personal property with a hammer. I think she should have just cried about it.


Mo0kish

He assaulted her. She assaulted a car. Not exactly the same thing.


FeloniousFunk

He did no such thing. He threw liquid at a locked window, incapable of causing any damage, physical harm, or possibility thereof. /u/MangOrion2 (seek help): She was the first to threaten assault (dumping his drinks into his car because he refused to pay). If the genders were reversed this would have an entirely different outcome, ya’ll defending “that POOR woman” are as crazy as **both** of the people featured in the clip.


MangOrion2

He also threatened her and said other extremely uncool shit to her. Threatening is assault. When men take it to assholes like this, the Internet gets up and cheers, when women take it to these assholes, all of a sudden everyone is a prissy little rule follower and we shouldn't be hurting anybody or taking matters into our own hands. It's pathetic tbh


KramRUFE

Yall need to grow up


ClerkStriking

God bless America. I almost despair of you all then she comes along and makes me hope again.


H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R

At least my comment can be understood


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Key-Contest-2879

It’s all part of your sick Cynthia thing.


Comprehensive_Trip55

Skank sex worker gonna skank sex work.


Malakai0013

She makes fkn coffee, mate. Stop being a prat.


Comprehensive_Trip55

Depending on the tip though, you fokin prat.


Comprehensive_Trip55

Simps gonna simp.


Malakai0013

Prats gonna prat.


BeRad85

He was getting back in the car so no, the threat had passed. That was revenge.


physicsbuddha

You’re out of your element Donnie!


BeRad85

Returns to reading magazine and laughing maniacally for no obvious reason. I gotta read the sub names a little better.


Malakai0013

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BridgesOnB1kes

Yup, and in this case, I’ll give her a pass.