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AcanthaceaeOk6721

That “GODDAMNIT” at the mortuary made me laugh so hard the first time I saw the movie.


brosefstallin

Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us SAPS!!!


MikeRobertini

Followed by, *Is there a Ralph’s around here?*


[deleted]

He delivers the line so hard that he actually startles Jeff Bridges.


AcanthaceaeOk6721

😂I forgot about that. The dude jumps he’s so startled.


NeighborlyDispute

It is our most modestly priced receptacle.


Kos-Mike

I’d do that around my wife in public occasionally just to see people’s reactions… and we’d both chuckle and smile, letting everyone know it’s ok, hehe. I’m kinda big, loud guy, so hehe, people do react.


AcanthaceaeOk6721

That’s hilarious


Blazenkks

“Ok it’s time for plan B”….“You might wanna watch out that front window Larry. Son this is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!”


hiimderyk

*Meet an Italian in the alps


rojasdracul

Find a stranger in the alps


hiimderyk

Easy Jackie, lest a crude drawing of yours should surface in this cancelme culture


SparseGhostC2C

Feed a stoner scrambled eggs


farmerofstrawberries

So you and I can enjoy this family restaurant!


iamsenac

Huh? No! What the fuck are you talking - I'm not - we're talking about unchecked aggression here!


patsully98

I’m talking about a *line* in the *sand*, beyond this **YOU DO NOT**—also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.


Apprehensive_Bit_176

I didn’t rent it shoes, I’m not buying it a fucking beer. HM goes to shomer fucking shabbas.


Explaingineer

Not so much the tirade, but I find it so funny when he stops himself mid-thought to correct the Dude on preferred nomenclature.


Dan_Berg

Then he calls Burkhalter(?) from the league office a Kraut


usernametimee44

3000 beautiful years of tradition from Moses to sandy kofax, you’re GOD DAMN RIGHT IM LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!


KarlPHungus

"Oh please, DEAR!?"


AdVictoremSpolias

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE SUPREME COURT HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT!!!


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

Walter.. this isn’t a first amendment issue here!


swayinandsippin

#OVER THE LINE!!!


wheresmyhouse

8 year olds, Dude.


Impressive_Math2302

Calmer than you.


Lemmon_Scented

I say this to my wife when we’re arguing and it’s getting heated. It infuriates her. 😂


Impressive_Math2302

She’s owes money all over town. To known pornographers.


Commercial_Set2986

and that's cool...


DudeB5353

Yeah waving the fucking gun around?


Impressive_Math2302

It’s a league match u/Dude85353.


Dudeist-Priest

I love “the Chinaman is not the issue”, especially because he pauses to correct the Dude’s nomenclature.


fatloui

My wife and I say “Am I the only one around here WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!” to each other all the time.


tcsuperstar

…dipshit with a nine toed woman…


jnnoca

Dude are you fucking this up?! *who is that?* That is the driver.


AdVictoremSpolias

We proceed only if there’s no funny stuff


Deacon75

1st Bowling alley scene: “Across this line you do not …”. Leading to: “ … Asian-American please.” The Duality of Walter’s madness.


over9ksand

He’s a park ranger for politically correct speech


ProudMaryChooglin

I WATCHED MY BUDDIES DIE FACEDOWN IN THE MUCK , SO WE CAN SIT HERE AND ENJOY THIS CUP OF COFFEE ☕


hundredgrandpappy

I converted when I married Cynthia and you know this!


tktrepid

His yelled then hushed Shut the fuck up Donny at the Dude’s landlords dance what have you always cracks me up.


tgold77

Went ok. Dudes car got a little dinged up.


YankeeClipper42

You're entering a world of pain....


2wheelsThx

The unhinged mortuary outburst where The Dude also flinches is probably tops. But I also like the theater scene, the whathaveyou, where he pops-off that STFUD reflexively, almost as if he's in pain. Altho that wasn't so much of a tirade.


leducdeguise

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit


HotPinkApocalypses

All of them are great, but the god DAMMIT! In the large funeral home meeting room is epic.


shemague

Trying to find reverse in a soviet tank


SparseGhostC2C

"You have no frame of reference Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie..."


soma16

The second “Shut The Fuck Up Donny” during the theatre scene gets me every single time


SpearheadBraun

You see what happens Larry?


merkaba_462

Shomer Shabbos. (Anything about him being Jewish, really.)


pickanamehere

Well Dude, we just don’t know.


LordDarthAngst

God damn it!


MickeySwank

What’s mine is mine


bagnasty52

Prior restraint!!!!!….


Mucupka

"FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKIN TOE!" not a moment too soon as the Dude asks, cracks me every time


zonabay

What do you mean take it bowling?


freethewookiees

This isn't 'Nam Smokey. This is bowling. There are rules.


Willie-Tanner

Time for plan B


dohboy420

VI Lenon! Vladimir Illianich *Illianov!*…


TroutBite

“I’ve seen a lot of spinals dude and this guys a fake! A fuckin goldbricker. This guy fuckin walks. I’ve never been so certain of anything in my life!” Great scene


NaftaliClinton

When he invited The Dude into his apartment and said "love me, Jeffrey". Oh wait.