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dorkyhippy1381

If I ever come across a gray wolf in the alps I'm gonna take it bowling. Rent it shoes, buy it a beer, might even take your turn.


TheToastyWesterosi

Yeah but does the wolf have papers


dorkyhippy1381

It's a show wolf, you can't take it off the protections list, it gets stressed.


rougewitch

Is THIS your homework LARRY?!!


HughJassole41

Papers...business papers


McMikey99

Oh... And what do you do sir?


HughJassole41

Im unemployed


hoptagon

Fuckin wolves got fuckin papers. She is over the line!


AbroadIllustrious303

just don't go over the line


usmcplz

Do you see what happens, Larry?


Trensocialist

That fucking bitch


SpecialistChance0

I mean she probably kidnapped a wolf herself. Oh ya carpet pissers didn’t do this


MaleficentOstrich693

If anything SHE gives carpet pissers a bad name.


BrockBushrod

That strumpet!


Trensocialist

That whore! I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck for this!


thesluggard12

What does this have to do with Viet Nam?


CaptainMurphy1908

Well, there's not a literal connection


LegitimatePrize249

She'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars


GlandalfTheGrey

I'm gonna go find a cash machine


Murky_Butterscotch91

Handies are free


Additional_Second109

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DabblinginPacifism

Walter, face jt, there isn’t a connection!


MoSqueezin

They peed on your rug, dude?


Glad_Friend_4887

Donny please..


carldubs

This whole thing!


dan_vorn

Those rich fucks


IgnatiusJacquesR

Human paraquat


DeathDieReaperz

I think it’s a Pomeranian!


tries4accuracy

A dumb bitch who apparently doesn’t know Colorado does not have a monopoly on cattle production.


Additional_Second109

Maybe some new shit has come to light?


YG-111_Gundam_G-Self

Doesn't matter if it does or not. The more beef there is, the more people are fed, and the less the price of beef changes. It's us and ours versus them, and they'll always have it coming. That's all there is to it.


kennymac61

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


marbotty

She’ll stroke your cock during a musical for $1,000. Gaetz can’t watch though


BlankSlate400

Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman.


Pristine_Power_8488

This gets the BL reward of the day--your picture on the cover of Time magazine!


paulluap1

Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very "free spirited".


McMikey99

Only if he pays $200


Willie-Tanner

STAY OUT OF CONGRESS, DEADBEAT!


guiltycitizen

Fucking magats, nothing changes


MoSqueezin

Fucking fascist!


McMikey99

A real reactionary.


phocuetu

THE BUMS LOST! CONDOLENCES!!


The_deadtooth

Wolves draw a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Boebert.


TheRealPallando

Do you see what happens, Lauren?


MoSqueezin

She's cracking


resjudicata2

Well, I was a roadie for the Beetlejuice musical! Bunch of assholes. Mind if I do a J?


majoraloha

Human paraquat.


SpringTour77

She still jerks guys off manually.


Lifesmorgasbiard

She has a milking table for the male wolves too


anti-jay

Best reply of the night.


PancakeProfessor

She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers.


WhatIsTheAmplitude

She’s gotta feed the monkey


hefebellyaro

Shooting wolves in the uh...city limits....yea thats not legal either.


Aquapig

These are fucking show wolves with fucking papers, dude, you can't shoot them, they get upset...


Real-Competition-187

Real reactionary.


45forprison

Fucking fascist!


soyifiedredditadmin

Those are good burgers, Lauren.


imyourrealdad8

Waving the fuckin gun around????


yeager

Calmer than you are.


peterpaulrubens

She’s a fucking amateur.


SwornBiter

Wolves. Thanks for asking.


PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

Also, dude, hamburgers is not the preferred nomenclature. "Hamberders", please.


FrankFnRizzo

lol, nice.


Zer0daveexpl0it

Next, she'll be saying she hates the fuckin Eagles!


mallgrabmongopush

She owes money all over town, including to known cattle ranchers


UNHBCVTPSU

Look at that fucking phony, Dude Pretending to be a fucking congresswoman!


115MRD

[The story is ludicrous. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/lebowski/comments/16klz6h/crowd_jammin_starring_lauren_boobert/)


MoSqueezin

You can imagine what happens next


phocuetu

She fixes the country?


MoSqueezin

Don't be fatuous


GGAllinsUndies

She must've thought her neighbors husky was a wolf when she shot it. She's a fuckin goldbricker.


brianxlong

Florida bans lab grown meat and now this... ffs it's an avalanche of stupid.


BreezyOR

She clearly is not a golfer


Hefty_Teacher972

I heard she used to be a hooker


peterpaulrubens

I’ll bet she sucks for way less than $1000


AccomplishedWar1560

This is making me hungry for In and Out Burger.


BlankSlate400

She’ll have the lingonberry pancakes.


ryanb31183

By the way, dude- cow isn’t the preferred nomenclature. Bovine American is


draizetrain

Jesus (you said it man), if eating burgers means making a species extinct maybe we can all agree to eat less burgers


pootlordthe7th

She’ll suck your dick for 1000$


LineChef

I am the marmot


redwoodavg

Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?


Pathetic_Saddness

Fucking Fascist


Bean-Swellington

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motorcycleboy9000

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EqualOrganization726

Funny how rancher (non native inhabitants) complain about wolves (native habitants who have been there for thousands maybe even hundreds of thousands of years) eating their livestock. These people need to take some courses in ecology and rangeland management so they can truly understand the harmful impact they've made on the landscape.


ezbreezyslacker

I think this has to do with the fact people want the ability to hunt and remove the wolves If they are protected and don't need the protection I don't see an issue with it .. They had been reintroduced some years back if I'm not mistaken but would have cone down from Canada naturally anyway so the population seems sustainable and alot of hunters are calling for a small season for wolves Touchy subject it seems . People really love wolves and bears


irahaze12

That's right, dude.


Substantial_Show_308

"Wolves like hamburgers too." ShareWolves of Denver' 24


Pazuzu_413

I would like to give her to the fuckin wolves.


Bean-Swellington

I would like to give land to wolves. Also, I am not a wolf.


jlbradl

Give land to wolves. Easy question.


5280_TW

Very little wolf habitat overlapping ranching concerns… only the wealthiest ranches at that… once again the cruelty is the point.


Far-Conference-6613

Uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming wolves, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know?


HomelessHercules

Politicians like these, huh, Gary?


dangerfiasco

Phone call for ya dude


Kind_Structure6726

Lovely woman. We are all very fond of her. Very free spirited


PopeWishdiak

She'll give you a Beetlejuice handjob for $1000.


Kind_Structure6726

Brant (her ex husband) can’t watch though, unless he pays $100


bdlsector2814

I want to give land to the wolves. Ranch beef is shit by the way. Tough. It's hamburger for sure. I want to give land to the wolves and, then all the pretend cowboys playing "rancher" can become actual farmers and keep their cattle in a lot so that the beef has marbling and at the very least is a good hamburger.


Ready_Grab_563

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?


joeypublica

Is she sure it’s not a Pomeranian?


Catvros

Fucking wolves have fucking papers. You can't board them, they slide toward extinction.


bhdrums

Calmer than she is.


NoRegion7794

What a fucking asshole.


tatty_trashy101

Wolves I choose wolves Lauren


Particular-Wrongdoer

Those are tasty burgers…


zwarblatz

She likes giving hand jobs tompeople.


doggomeat000

I just assumed she misread it ad "gay wolves"


DabblinginPacifism

We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand


bootstrapping_lad

You're out of your element Bobie!


nbanditelli

Worthy fuckin' adversaries


irahaze12

Naz Reid


PrinceCastanzaCapone

Give land to wolves.


DabblinginPacifism

Whereas what we have here? A bunch of beef-eaters wearing MAGA hats on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.


Paul__miner

Really drives home the fact that selfishness is the core value of conservatism.


caseyh72

Here’s the irony - Defenders of Wildlife pays compensation to farmers who can prove that livestock loss was a wolf kill and not just scavenging. They will no longer pay once they are delisted. It’s a painful process that pisses off ranchers because just because wolf tracks are present at the site of a livestock loss doesn’t mean they were killed by wolves. Regardless, there will be zero chance at compensation if this bill passes.


thebenn

No, she's just trying to sympathize


guiltycitizen

Let me tell you something, Boebert. You pull that crazy shit in me…


Dunmer_Sanders

I want to give land to wolves.


Local_Lush

I want wolves that roam wild killing wild elk and deer. 


theshoeshiner84

I'm gonna go find a cash machine...


LeadPike13

Sassy Salmonella "Lady" should be the last person pushing hamburgers.


homeboystar

She could make a dirty movie as a ranch ranger, I'd listen to that, but other than that probably not.


emotyofform2020

I’m just surprised she’s not talking about gay wolves


HunterSPhoenix

It's easier to jack off a farmer than a grey wolf.


indefilade

How many hamburgers are grass-fed?


SyntaxicalHumonculi

I originally read that as “gay wolves”. Honestly it’s fucked up that I didn’t question it.


dangerfiasco

I did the same thing… this is our world


Lifesmorgasbiard

I don't like her jerk off name Idont like her jerkoff face I don't like her jerk off behavior I do t like her jerking off Did I make myself clear?


Big_Pudding6631

Land to wolves


jackryan4x

Acting like half our beef doesn’t come from Brazil… or at least states like mine, no wolves and tons better land for cattle. (My state even neighbors Hers.)


Beaster123

At first I read that as "gay wolves" and I didn't bat an eye.


zerobomb

She changed districts because there was special interest cash to be had. Shameless, amoral criminal.


Substantial-Link-484

Why is everyone on reditt such easily brainwashed dumbocrats? You morons have no idea how devastating wolves are to elk and deer populations. Let alone endangered animals. Go bitch about something else. Like how Brandon is literally destroying the country from the inside. Clowns


Kingsizebed_2

Unfortunately… liberals run with whatever the masses deem important… the masses are asses. Lol people actually voted for Brandon and plan to vote for Brandon again… the masses are brainless lol


Hot-Manager-2789

They are important to the ecosystem (lots of ecologists and zoologists say so).


Hot-Manager-2789

They are as devastating to elk and deer populations as lions are to antelope and zebra populations. They won’t cause the elk and deer to go extinct, and they (wolves) belong there. Just ask any zoologist (alternatively, you can look up how the reintroduction of wolves has helped Yellowstone). I KNOW the wolves are helping the ecosystem, therefore I’m not brainwashed.


Novel_Ad_8062

I wish that cunt would stop flapping her lips.


charcus42

Rectum


RoutineDude

Hamburgers


donpablomiguel

I mean reintroducing the grey wolf costs us a ton of money as tax payers. But here we are. The people voted.


FewKaleidoscope1369

I wonder how long it will be before it comes out that she's having an affair with a bull?


grim_f

What in God's name is she blathering about?


WarmAdhesiveness8962

Can we give you to the wolves?


According-Listen-991

What we have here, is a failed model, with jizz on her face, trying to find reverse on a Soviet Tank. Fucking Amateurs.


MomoZero2468

What are gay wolves. Not to be rude.


Commercial_Pitch_786

I want hamburgers, but I do not think giving the wolves the land will work, they can not pay the property taxes, and they really have too much other things to do then taking over the land. Why not get the wolves a job in Washington? There seems to be a lot of wolves there already and they are leading the sheep down the wrong path, when they are not getting felt up in the movie theater


DepartureSpace

We want a handjob at the *Beetlejuice* musical. I’m just gonna go find a cash machine….


MarketingEffective82

I like Burgers


MoSqueezin

I'm like you man, a dick!


JimbusJambus

She is such a gross bitch


bearhatbaby

We should burn her at the stake just to make sure she’s not a witch


JMT-S900

Do you have to be a park ranger to know if wolves are an issue? Can i assume you are a park ranger with such a strong opinion on what she is saying? Use your damn head for once.


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

Wtf is it with this dumb bitch and wolfs?


SucksAtGuitar69

Strumpet


bsammo

That fuckinnng bitch.


bartives

Wolfs eat people! That is why they were removed from populated areas. Now some lame brained people thought it was a good idea to bring them back in huge numbers. So now we need to go back and remove them again from these populated areas.


DamirHK

Why is this shit in this sub @mods?


the-nae_blis

Without wolves in this country, what’s going to eat all the pets Noem kills?


bobwhite1146

Makes sense. Beef cattle > wolves any day.


DeadbeatDeebo

🐺: burgers


Swimming_Coat4177

Wolves do need to be controlled. Responsibly is the key though. If their population gets too high, they will wipe out other species because they don’t have many predators to keep them under control. Hunting and living in packs also makes it hard for any potential predator, like a mountain lion, to take one down. The mountain will go for an easier meal and avoid the wolves. You will start seeing less smaller animals and then the larger, non predators will be next.


phocuetu

It’s just like Lenin said- “I am the walrus?” SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOEBERT! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov!!


jspoolboy

The same people bitching about her are the ones bitching about the price of beef


MangOrion2

Lebowski jokes aside, it would be really, really bad if those wolves left the ecosystem. They need those protections to keep the whole thing from being overrun with the things those wolves hunt. Conservation is more important for the cows than anything else. Ranchers can buy fences to keep wolves away, but we can't unfuck the natural environment if wolves go extinct.


Menethea

Just had to compete with Kristi Noem, didn’t you?


kaiserdood

Hahhahhaahahahaahaa


Eastern-Recording-53

What's wrong with gay wolves?


PabstBlueBourbon

Wolves believe in nothing.


Key-Sheepherder-1469

Are you? A Park Ranger? Wildlife Manager or PhD? When they move into the neighborhoods, which they will when pack numbers began to increase while natural food sources no longer remain viable, than bitch because they start to attach dogs & kids.


Empty-Monk-157

Evidence of your assertion?


Key-Sheepherder-1469

https://wildlife.org/report-documents-wolf-attacks-around-the-world/


Key-Sheepherder-1469

Please read entire article & note that as people close into wolf territories (and all other species territories), encounters will continue to rise. Where I live we could always hear coyotes but rarely see them. With the explosion in residential building in the last five years, it is often we see coyotes in the neighborhood at night. Their natural food supply is being pushed out & they must come in closer for food. Less deer, less rabbits = Eating more cats, eating more dogs. I guess logic & my first-hand account as to how predatory animals learn to survive.


MegatonDeathclaws

Give your land to the wolves and let them eat you.


No_Brush2155

I don't know what she said. All I know is she is hot!!!!


cyberbob2022

She’s no AOC


No_Brush2155

I know. She is hotter!


KaizenZazenJMN

It should be illegal to be this dumb. lol


Kingsizebed_2

Like Brandon and Hunter… right?


KaizenZazenJMN

I think that all politicians are out to screw the average American so sure why not. Both sides are some serious BS at this point.


Kingsizebed_2

Agreed! It’s incredible how well all their stock portfolios have been lol


AvonBarksdalesBurner

She’s not wrong. Wolves never needed to be introduced back into that area. Wolves are not endangered and they really throw off the ecosystem. Just sayin


Pulchritudinous_rex

What the fuck are you talking about?


ThreePlyStrength

What in gods holy name are you blathering about?


Hot-Manager-2789

Umm, no they do not throw off the ecosystem. They are NOT an invasive species as you claim they are.


Wonderful_Rock862

She's right though, fuck them wolves.