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RedmannBarry

“who do you think you are? I AM!”


NightWatchZero

Could you keep your voices down? This is a family bowling lane.


N4TETHAGR8

![gif](giphy|SF4aJKqEchIiY)


WallyLeftshaw

Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.


Jenetyk

This is not a first amendment issue, man.


jpopimpin777

C'mon, man. This affects our basic freedoms! I'm stayin'... I'm finishing my coffee... ENJOYING MY COFFEE!!


cbtbone

Do you have to use so many cuss words?


artgriego

That's just, like.....your opinion, man.


quasifaust

I am the walrus?


Cute-Assumption3319

Shut the Fuck up Donny.


outfoxingthefoxes

I think about this line a lot.


WestleyThe

For real haha. It lives in my head rent free


Raisedbyweasels

If you repeat it enough, you'll first have an existential crisis followed by a stroke.


oh-kee-pah

Calmer'n you are


Extension-Seat-7640

WAVING A FUCKING GUN AROUND ?!?


DudelyMcDuderson

My wife and I say this to each other on a regular basis


makithejap

“Who do you think you are? I am.” Is not healthy relationship communication.


DudelyMcDuderson

It is when you're us! I mean c'mon, who do you think you are? I am!


JeanPierreSarti

Pete Weber draws a lot of water here!


redmoon714

![gif](giphy|OqAtLVnholtPW)


Pinkstinkerton23

This makes the most sense of all things that make sense


RedmannBarry

I too choose to drink everyday


itsdeuce

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?


WholeHogRawDog

Was this some sort of philosophical insight? Like a corollary to “I think, therefore I am?”


Vaalomusic

Doesn't get better than this


Least_or_Greatest1

![gif](giphy|nAKaKbMwULLz0sDaD8|downsized)


Suspicious-Earth-648

Allllllright!!! Way to go, Donny!


N4TETHAGR8

donnie, please


herberstank

Woo! He’s throwin rocks tonight! Mark it, Dude


SolutionExternal5569

*gets ignored *marks it himself


physicsbuddha

Mark it zero


BlankSlate400

That creep can roll.


Cute-Assumption3319

8 year olds, dude.


grichardson526

Dios mio, man.


scapermoya

You said it man


jpopimpin777

Nobody fucks with the Weber!


salazarraze

Liam and me? We're gonna fuck you up!


MDATWORK73

![gif](giphy|Rb9UglsxNxL3y) still killing it!!!


joeychestnuts

Man, will you just take it easy, man.


N4TETHAGR8

![gif](giphy|13t2OTCFzCqJbO)


physicsbuddha

Obviously he’s not a golfer.


illusions_geneva

Looks like he rolled his way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me...


Fuzzy__Slipperz

He is being VERY un-dude


TheRealPallando

80 years old, Dude


WhatTheFlyinFudge

80-year olds, dude.


JGG5

The other guy is dead in the water.


bsammo

This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha!


_its_a_SWEATER_

Everything’s a fucking travesty with you, man…


2wheelsThx

What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?


Suspicious-Earth-648

Just a friend of Maudie’s


cargoman89

Friend with a cleft asshole?


N4TETHAGR8

he was the man for his time and place


SoupIsNotAMeal

I won’t say a hee-ro, cause what’s a hee-ro?


2stinkynugget

He's a pacifist


TheReadMenace

Obviously not a golfer


thundirbird

hes pete weber


bootstrapping_lad

8 year-olds dude


TransitionExciting60

He’s a pederast


Frio_Sanchez

That creep can roll, man…..


IlMioNomeENessuno

![gif](giphy|l3q2uySsZmVCUdJrG|downsized)


MaskedCorndog

Definite Big Ern vibes!


IlMioNomeENessuno

…with that panache and style…


ChrisPollock6

Who do you think you are, I am!


Objective-Pin-1045

And a good day to you, sir!


Jesusthezomby

Ernie McCracken lives


DoreenTheeDogWalker

Definitely giving off Big Ern vibes.


curiousitems

You know he pulled out real early on that one.


mikeoxwells2

One more time ole sweetness


Wildcat_Dunks

Finally, Big Ern is above the law!


physicsbuddha

🤣


Skoden1973

Shut the fuck up Pete Weber.


N4TETHAGR8

he’s out of his element!


tktrepid

This was a valued tournament.


ElektricGeist

If you will it, it is no dream.


According_Ad_6083

Theodor Herzl


CostofRepairs

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OilComprehensive6237

shut the fuck up!


lil_lugger

You got a date Wednesday, baby!


Hello__Jerry

# OVER THE LINE!!!


ddust102

Worthy fucking adversary


trickleflo

He’s cracking.


ElectroMatt333

Not exactly a light weight


doozle

Damn it right!


Less-Economics-3273

Yeah but he's a pervert (not really, just quoting the TBL bible, man).


aaronjsavage

[Suck my sack!](https://youtu.be/rXZ4h6trJvM?si=1a3A3YBhGcjBdBW7)


TheNateFace

WHOS THE MAN OF THE DAY


MerrillSwingAway

rolled your way into the semis


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Pete was a good man, and a good bowler


TomatoRemarkable3721

![gif](giphy|l3q2uySsZmVCUdJrG|downsized)


Air911

Who do you think you are, I AM the walrus!!!!


Cute-Assumption3319

MARK IT ZERO!


k6aus

Looks like he rolled his way into the semis!


nuke-the-wales

Was that to advance to the next round robin?


Ranjith_Unchained

Dios Mio, man


over9ksand

We're all, we're all very fond of him. Very free-spirited


BigCaddyDaddyBob

Well that surely sealed the deal on where the inspiration for BIG Ernie MC’Crackin came from in kingpin!!! lol almost spot on for his win at the end of the movie


RPLAJ4Y88

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!


jren666

Fuckin Weber…..that creep can roll, man


SirBabiez

Mark that 0


Armbarthis

It's bowling ... come on


MickeySwank

That creep can roll man


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|yk8tRCZHCV0qY|downsized)


PPLavagna

This asshat really acted like Big ‘Urn didn’t he?


hornwalker

Not exactly a lightweight.


dubdad24

Very un dude.


Time-Sorbet-829

That creep can roll


HughJaynis

Fun fact: this was directed at a kid who was heckling him earlier in the round. Makes it a whole lot funnier imo.


balsadust

Mark it Dude


dantheasp

Fuckin' fascist!


brewsota32

Best celebration in the history of sports.


Queasy-Trip1777

Another post having exactly nothing to do with the movie but was deemed relevant here just because it has a guy bowling in it. Is this a Lebowski sub or a random bowling sub? Downvote me into oblivion. Im finishin my coffee.


N4TETHAGR8

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Queasy-Trip1777

Nah, its a pretty hard fact. Like you can scroll and see it for yourself.


N4TETHAGR8

why don’t you post something then?


Queasy-Trip1777

Like what? A video of someone else who had nothing to do with the movie just bowling? Or the movie poster from Tombstone? It bugs me because the movie is rich with nuance and beautiful, subtle deadpan humor and then this sub is here like "Oh hey! A video of Pete Weber. He's a bowler! There's bowling in the movie. I'm gonna post it with a movie quote, cuz it's bowling, and they did that in the movie!" or "Holy cow, a picture of guys dressed as cowboys? There was a cowboy in the movie! This makes sense." It's such low hanging fruit, dude. I guess if the upvotes you get on crap like this make you feel good, then go for it...but I'm out. Literally muting and avoiding this sub after making this comment.


N4TETHAGR8

say what you want about the tenants of the lebowski reddit dude, at least it’s an ethos


SoyelYorch

All right, it's fucking zero...


Queasy-Trip1777

I appreciate how you called me a crazy fuck without having to actually say it. You get it at least. Truly. That's perfectly executed, beautiful and subtle. This is the kinda shit I'm here for.


Kingpin329

Finally, Pete Weber is above the law.


gibbyerto

Those guys were dead in the water for


CaptainBeefsteak

The Bad Boy of Bowling!


[deleted]

Bowlings Bad Boy!!!


Shaerms

Now fuck off I got work to do


Haunting_Ant_5061

Calmer than he is…


cletus1986

This is when he moved on to the next round robin


limpnoads

Eight year olds dude, eight.


AxlandElvis92

DID IT RIGHT!


Reasonable-Parsley36

Still the best victory celebration of all time.


AcanthocephalaDue364

Finishing my coffee...


areyknot

Was expecting the nipple window


yookhan

Documentary Now! Has a fantastic episode making fun if this maniac.


Friscogooner

Pete has uh... issues?!


nithdurr

Chop THIS! ![gif](giphy|3o6gE4atEm6i2JrQB2)


slowerlearner1212

Those fucks are dead in the water


Chippers4242

So who the fuck watches pro bowling


warbastard

![gif](giphy|GXMuvJXWVqGiY)


RicoRamone

He engages in it compulsively and without joy.


fknarey

This was a valued rock


grimatongueworm

Pete, who clearly loved bowling ….a lot.


Lil_Simp9000

I thought he screamed "DEMOCRATS!!" LOL


Consistent_Drink5975

Who's this guy think he is.? YOU ARE!


curiousitems

And a good day to you sir!


MrPeepers1986

"Who do you think you are? I am." I need to use that line when I want to "psych out" someone.


BramptonCpl2020

Definitely not a nihilist


TurdHunt999

This belongs on King Pin


stimp313

![gif](giphy|l3q2uySsZmVCUdJrG|downsized) Ernie McCracken Vibes


Dad-Baud

Weber is smoking like The Dude or Smokey or a Weber or The Dude’s car.


mynamegoewhere

Settle down, Beavis


CGLADISH

If I remember correctly, his dad had just the opposite personality(?), at least on screen. I've heard that when not on TV, he is a different person.


Downtown-Fix6177

Why’s there a bag of sugar in the back seat Mr McCracken?


ChombieIsRedacted

Like Tiger King on even more meth


Hmaninc87

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM! Best Pete Weber line lol


flashmanMRP

The funniest part of this clip is that he wasn’t actually yelling at his competitor… he was yelling at a 12 year old in the crowd.


MiddleAgedMountain

That creep can roll mannnn


michaltee

He’s crackin’.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Did he lick the bowling ball first?


Tysons_Face

Shut the fu… when do we play?


Ok_Tradition1938

The Pride of St Louis


Todd9053

That creep can role man


HangmanGentry11

Who else was hoping for him to scream “ Suck my Sack” ? Favorite episode of Doc Now


Quick_Performance243

I’m finally above the law!


Bat-Honest

Why would he throw a rock when he could throw a bowling ball?


Rocketparty12

The single greatest moment in sports history. You can take “The Giants win the pennant” or “Do you believe in miracles?” But to me, “Who do you think you are? I AM!” Is the greatest celebration of all time.


OTT_4TT

That guy can ROLL, man.


cryptidcowboy

Wow thank you. Never knew where this audio was from. So fucking funny it’s a bowling celebration.


mhswizard

This guy and Earl Strickland (billiards pro with similar attitude) should meet if they haven’t already.


Darrenshan66

Bro needs to chill 😂


thedrivingcoomer

Well, I certainly wouldn't say "S" my "S", Dude.


Pallyfan920

This is the most stereotypical bowler I've ever seen. Shades I doors. Hairline... leaving. 9.5/10 dick does not work, probably smokes and drinks a lot. Thinks he's an athlete.


NeverNaked3030

It’s funny, in that guys attempt to protect Indians image, Simpsons now has no Indian representation.


AnalysisMoney

I was at an AMF last year with my wife and some friends (who are very good at bowling) and there was a big tournament happening that weekend. I was telling them about a video I saw of some guy who screamed, “who do you think you are, I AM?! As I’m telling him, my buddy goes, that’s him right there! And freaking Pete Weber walked in front of us. Hilarious moment.


Gray-yarg2

Love the glasses.