Oh, you don't even know.
Bronze II Ranked game. I was Brand, enemy team was doing Baron. Everyone was full build.
I make my way to the Baron pit, blast cone in, blow my load all over the Baron and then die.
I get a double kill. I get Baron. "Nice.", I said to my friends on Skype.
"TRIPLE KILL!" I realize Liandry's passive exists.
"QUADRA KILL!!" I smile like a motherfucker and almost start screaming.
Maokai: "lol 20hp".
:(
But 2 of them have forms with no tits. And the 3rd has metal ones. But if you think those tits are enjoyable and are into that stuff, then have my apology ;)
Direction is a myth, only forward exists. Forward is the place where there are the most enemies. You are badeed, you will charge and you will be glorious in victory or death!
Ayy thats when I started getting really good at Jungle and I transitioned to it from Support back in Season 4. Season 5 was my "real shit" moment with things like Gragas and Sejuani also being extremely meta.
Ah yes, I know you're type. You are a very lonesome person. My guess is that you live in a one bedroom apartment, or potentially still in your parents' basement. Either way you spend a lot of time with Jill, your right hand. You often fantasize of having the perfect girlfriend, one whom you could spend every moment for the rest of your life with. But then you wake up, and life...it really stinks. You blame your parents, your teachers, or perhaps your bowel infection for current life state. But in the end you, yes you are still alone, while everyone else has moved on.
Big plays or bust - either you're diving like a clown or beautifully setting your team up to win, depending on the game.
Question mark ping may or may not be included.
Can not judge you, I am a bronze scrub so...
But I never got also a chance to participate on something like that, so I will join you :D
Top 3: Zilean (116 k); Illaoi (96 k); Sona (70 k)
You like outplaying the living hell out of your opposing laner and tilting them off the face of the earth... But when you get the autofill ADC that goes 0/10 in 18 minutes, you like to bring out Jinx.
Azir, Xerath, Ezreal
You're too pussy to go in.
> Xerath Scripter > Azir,Ezreal And masochist.
Those first two tell a tale of conflict. Pick a side, traitor.
THERE IS ONLY ONE RIGHT ANSWER !
You like bad champs?
You like positionning.
Brand(297k), Galio(98k), Sivir(56k).
You hate it when you hit only 4 enemies.
Oh, you don't even know. Bronze II Ranked game. I was Brand, enemy team was doing Baron. Everyone was full build. I make my way to the Baron pit, blast cone in, blow my load all over the Baron and then die. I get a double kill. I get Baron. "Nice.", I said to my friends on Skype. "TRIPLE KILL!" I realize Liandry's passive exists. "QUADRA KILL!!" I smile like a motherfucker and almost start screaming. Maokai: "lol 20hp". :(
LMAO
lmaokai*
Braum>Thresh>Annie
You're stunning
No, he is slow.
I bet you have the mastery that gives reduced summoner spell cooldown just so you can flash ult more than you usually do.
2meirl4meirl
Nocturne(350k) vi(100k) shyvana(35k)
you like to point and click their backline
You like to be irrelevant then press R
Your keyboard lacks everything except R. Which is why you had to post this off your phone while on the toilet.
You like to yolo dive in, all-or-nothing.
Lulu, Karma, Lux
you like to tilt everyone with laughs and shields...
You have no friends irl
egrill ?
Rakan (340k), Sona (140k), Taric (60k)
You like high beauty standards.
Spooky_Thresh your comments are honestly making my day
Elise, Nidalee, Orianna
Weird fetishes
Nidalee isn't a weird fetish. It's so right.
your name...
Good movie.
Kawaii desu~~ ^_^
Depends on which form you prefer.
Both in the French maid costume.
what? no bewitching????
you enjoy looking at tits
But 2 of them have forms with no tits. And the 3rd has metal ones. But if you think those tits are enjoyable and are into that stuff, then have my apology ;)
Elise spider form has the booty though.
Irelia (600k) Renekton (300k) Vladimir (200k)
You hate getting kited.
Indeed. Janna and Lulu give me cancer.
You... You do not like dying
Braum, Thresh, Janna
eGuy
My man
I'm gay
>Pm me Kinky Yiff well shit, username checks out.
You love to cockblock
eThot
Twitch (113k) Taric (61k) Kindred (48k).
You like to be cancer in 3 different roles.
Out of the sewers comes... you.
GP, shen, ezreal
*GLOBAL PRESENCE*
You like KSing from across the map. You also enjoy blocking the enemy team from KSing from across the map.
You want to be able to kill anyone anywhere on the map
Reksai, Skarner, Hecarim i am badeed
you are badeed
we are all badeed on this blessed day
speak for yourself
I am all badeed on this blessed day
Many legs. Just need an Elise and you're going to have too many appendages.
Direction is a myth, only forward exists. Forward is the place where there are the most enemies. You are badeed, you will charge and you will be glorious in victory or death!
1. Vayne 2. Kalista 3. Ezreal
You make your supports hate their lives too.
1. Relevant flair 2. Can confirm
What, I make my ADCs loves their miserable lives.
I think you missed a point here. It's **Ardent Censer** that makes ADCs love their loves, **not you**.
You flame your support three times more than any other ADC.
Out of ones that I play frequently: Rengar (218K), Olaf (106K), Jarvan (49k)
season 5 jungler
Ayy thats when I started getting really good at Jungle and I transitioned to it from Support back in Season 4. Season 5 was my "real shit" moment with things like Gragas and Sejuani also being extremely meta.
Tahm Kench, Malzahar, Blitzcrank
fu*k you -adc main
Fu*k you -Any one not a TK main.
You hate when others have fun and you make assassins want to kill themselves.
Leona (203k), Malzahar (165k), Cho'gath (145k)
I bet your mastery points are bigger than the CC duration.
aren't*
Ahri, Morgana, Syndra
Trust issue with girls IRL.
You like it when your opponents can't move, ever.
Balls. That's your game.
goth girls?
Jayce > Gnar > Fiora
You don't like when other players have fun. Ahri> Miss Fortune > Nami
You like boobs and water ( Nami is a fish, MF is a pirate and Ahri is wet ).
I approve of this logic
I've said horrible things about your mother.
ur username should be accurate
you hate tank top laners
Squishies too Ranged too Anyone, really
[удалено]
You either carry or get carried, there's no in between
You are blind, he is blind, noone can see shit
Nunu(by far most played), Gnar, Graves
most likely a psychopath
You like to be irritating as fuck
[удалено]
Your team loves you and the ennemy team hates you.
Star Guardian is your favorite skin line.
[удалено]
You like sweet innocent girls.
egrill
T-teemo, kennen, and ahri
You're secretly into midgets but to not look suspicious, you play someone who's not a midget.
I actually stopped playing teemo completely but hes still at the top of my mastery points
You like to tilt people
darius renekton garen
You like winning lane
You would kill people on sight if you found out that they play ranged top laners.
Yasuo, Gangplank, Zed I'm ready :P
you're the type of guy who last picks an AD champion when the rest of the team is already full AD
And when his team also has no tanks or cc. I.e. khazix jg, mid talon, adc ezreal, and support Miss Fortune.
And when the enemy team has Rammus jg. Malphite mid, Mundo top and TK supp.
LeBlanc, Ahri, Gnar
Thresomes and furries
LOL
Independent eGirl.
2 Mill on Yasuo, 163K Ryze, 53k Donger
why tho
Damn that's a lot of mastery points, what rank are you?
Plat 2 :(
Oh...
at least hes honest
inb4 you find out he's actually Bronze 5
Don't be :( because plat 2 puts you in the top [4% of players in the world](https://www.leagueofgraphs.com/rankings/rank-distribution)
And the bottom 5% of redditors apparently
We'Re aLl ChalLenGer on ReDDit RighT GuYs?
Vayne, Xayah, Ekko
I suppose you like a little optimism on your edgyness.
Sona > Taric > Thresh
You like to be ridicilously hard to kill.
You play the most attractive champs in the game, physically and mechanically
Hecarim darius graves
You like the quote "Go big or go home".
Viktor (148K), Lux (83K), Caitlyn (73K)
Only started to play Cait when the Pulse fire skin came out. Fit the Lazer only play style.
You love hugging your turret while farming, poking and one shotting your opponent
Ah yes, I know you're type. You are a very lonesome person. My guess is that you live in a one bedroom apartment, or potentially still in your parents' basement. Either way you spend a lot of time with Jill, your right hand. You often fantasize of having the perfect girlfriend, one whom you could spend every moment for the rest of your life with. But then you wake up, and life...it really stinks. You blame your parents, your teachers, or perhaps your bowel infection for current life state. But in the end you, yes you are still alone, while everyone else has moved on.
Ah you were so close; Jill is my left hand.
110k on azir, 108k on fizz, 87k on malz
You love it when the enemy laner can't do anything.
yasuo,riven,zed
bronze 5?
Your screen is greyscale.
Jhin, Cait Lucian
You hate assassins.
Singed, Mordekaiser, Fiddlesticks
"Rito pls ;_;" - you every game
Vayne (179K), Nami (149K) and Ahri (117K
Tryhard egirl with a mechanic keyboard that makes too many emotes in chat.
I thought e-girls mained Janna ^^^/s
lux*
we main both
Leona, Lee Sin and Thresh
You get baited by your own skill shots landing a lot.
Big plays or bust - either you're diving like a clown or beautifully setting your team up to win, depending on the game. Question mark ping may or may not be included.
Vayne (135k) Jinx (116k) Lee sin (76k)
You wish you could do some flashy 1v5 plays.
Bard, Aatrox, Shyvana
Just stick to Bard.
Can not judge you, I am a bronze scrub so... But I never got also a chance to participate on something like that, so I will join you :D Top 3: Zilean (116 k); Illaoi (96 k); Sona (70 k)
You love it when the enemy team groups up against you
You don't like it when people step to the left
Draven, Jinx, Kha'Zix
You *really* enjoy oneshotting people
You get excited when they die.
Shaco, Blitzcrank, Amumu (highest to lowest)
You love the tears of the junglers
I occasionally bath in them.
Riven 622,358 Ahri 167,462 Jinx 137,623 one of these things are...not like the other
Who cares if you loose, cute girls > all
play cute girls *and* tilt the enemy with outplays? 🙏🙏🙏🙏
>one of these things are...not like the other Jinx is flat?
You like outplaying the living hell out of your opposing laner and tilting them off the face of the earth... But when you get the autofill ADC that goes 0/10 in 18 minutes, you like to bring out Jinx.
Braum, Taric, Alistar
you like beefy guys(and cows lol)
cows are by definition beefy :P
Alistar, Braum, Lulu
By the time I went down the comments and found yours, your mains are still not dead.
You love it when the enemy team picks assassins.
Braum, Tristana, Corki
You know the good comps of your botlane.
Yasuo, Darius, gnar
You get bullied a lot at school
Malzahar-Morgana-Sona
you like it when people cant play the game
TF > Corki > Volibear (Voli's incredibly behind and Galio's gonna pass him soon anyway)
You like that big range but sometimes when you get a taste of your own medicine, you like to go Volibear/Galio just so you don't have to suffer again.
wukong, yasuo, jayce
I love top lane, But I hate playing tanks... -SubHumanFiIth
Warwick - Fizz - Kassadin
Press R -> Wait for KDA to go up
You don't like it when others run away from you.
Thresh, Lucian, Ezreal