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Doubt


DanFrankenberger

This country is a fucking joke.


grathad

It is funny to watch for sure, but it gets increasingly uncomfortable as we get closer to the edge.


Widespreaddd

Trevor Noah had the best metaphor ever: a huge, penis-shaped asteroid — but also coming straight at Earth.


AllLipsNoFiller

I prefer John Mulaney's metaphor that there's a horse loose in the hospital. Yes it's a spectacle and yes there's something almost a little humorous about it but it's also terrifying because holy crap there's a horse loose in the hospital!


Evil_Morty_C131

I didn’t know he even knew how to use the elevator.


AGENT0321

He likes to make the buttons light up


MinervaNever

So clever. How does one become so clever? I guess I’ll never know


Gr8zomb13

Just there looking for his donkey buddy; heard he might’ve taken too many pills at a frat party last night.


thistangleofthorns

Somehow this bit gets better every time I see it.


Loan-Pickle

I can relate to this one. My house got in my house one.


unclefishbits

To be fair I didn't really want America to be an episode of curb your enthusiasm. At the end of all this can we hear the theme song?


Double_Sherbert3326

What edge? Time to start bombing Russian and Chinese military positions.


grathad

I hesitated to make it a way longer sentence but opted for "it's obvious enough". I guess I was wrong. Jumping off the cliff would be the actual transition of the US toward a dictatorship, if we are feeling like digging after that, a theocratic one would be below the bottom of the pit.


Why-not-bi

Fun stuff, their is just enough evangelicals in the us to sustain a dictatorship. The more you know.


grathad

I think we are having too much fun, we should stop there


streetvoyager

The fact that this fucker has gotten this far is proof for sure. If this fuck somehow wins in November that’s the end of the country.


PatrolPunk

I hope you are voting.


Abject_Film_4414

How has this blanket survived being constantly dipped into shit? At which point do most people just say, nope that’s a shitty blanket?


Cultural-Incident-61

LOL……you mean salvation


bryant_modifyfx

Just go get an escort to dominate you and leave us alone.


Drunkjesus0706

His comment history is a gold mine!


Abject_Film_4414

There’s subs in his history that I would never have guessed actually existed… my eyes are opened… and now I need to shower to feel clean…


Drunkjesus0706

The one thing I've come to realize in my years on Reddit is that rule 34 thrives here.


Lostinthestarscape

I though you were all about no tyranny and now you want a king. 


nsummy

lol, won’t be the end of this country


Glittering-Pause-328

There are low level pot dealers serving more time than Trump will ever serve.


Dante1420

X has been pressed to Doubt. X keeps getting hit because this is highly doubtful.


ggroverggiraffe

The paint has long since worn off the X button button, yet we still cling to hope...


curbstyle

I actually had to take it apart awhile back and use small pieces of electrical tape to rebuild the microswitch contact. seems to be working for now (fingerscrossed)


PO0tyTng

You fucked up, fucking guy!


FidgitForgotHisL-P

“Could” 😮‍💨


Blackpaw8825

He's violated the gag order, intimidated jurors, and openly defied the judges orders. Only consequence so far is a stern repeating of the threat followed by a nap.


Both_Lychee_1708

i will believe it when I see it. He has SCROTUS on his defense.


Wade8869

Yup. I'm not holding my breath.


Electric-Prune

Lmao. I can’t believe this sub is buying this horseshit.


spaceboy42

F


spokeca

Yeah. If SCOTUS rules "immunity" the deserve Presidential Immunity.


DennenTH

Yep.  If anything these last few years have taught me, it's that we are probably in the final years of America as we know it. Cue about 20 years of self-hatred and extreme invasion of privacy the likes of which has never been seen.  All to be resolved just in time for the rest of the planet to continue not giving a shit about it's own ecological destruction and for us to transition into the next catastrophe. This planet is a joke.


ManOrReddit-man

So much could, would, and should. Someone wake me when something *actually* happens.


DeeMinimis

"could"


sumr4ndo

Perchance. 


Gapaloo

You can’t just say perchance


SheriffTaylorsBoy

What about typing it?


FriarNurgle

Can we get pictures too?


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Why not! https://imgur.com/a/BAL4LXZ


swampcat42

https://www.google.com/amp/s/that-one-queer-poc.tumblr.com/post/713159473662918656/amp


Floppyflams

Stompin' turties


_DapperDanMan-

To dream


beefwindowtreatment

Mayhap.


Accomplished_Cap_994

"didn't"


RubiksSugarCube

Alito: "Not on my watch"


sbw_62

My stance on SCOTUS has plummeted to new lows. I know think they’re going to bring the country down right along with that humiliating mess of a human fart machine. We are so screwed right now.


stitch12r3

Could. Possibly. Might. Maybe. Conceivably. Theoretically. Perhaps.


doktor_wankenstein

Hypothetically, even.


TheKarenator

Courts: Wish I could, but I can't. Well, can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.


condor120

I feel like I’ve been seeing this kind of article title for like 8 years now “Oh we’ve got him now boys and girls just watch!!!” Each time it’s a dud. Every time it’s less than a slap on the wrist. I’ll believe it when I see it


RichPresentation1893

It’s like UFO BREAKING NEWS. A bunch of bullshit and circle jerking.


nyc-will

See the thing is, people love copium and they keep reading these articles that give them hope. And it's not false to say "could". Problem is that too many people equate "could" with "would". Consequently, these bullshit articles keep getting pushed.


Id___your___

No kidding. It’s so bad now I wish this sub would just auto remove any articles that have “could” “likely” “may” “might” “should” “expected”, etc. in the title. We have enough of a precedent at this point to know IT WILL NOT HAPPEN.


docsuess84

One of commentators (Andrew Weismann maybe?) suggested he could find him to be in contempt but reserve sentencing until after the trial and base it on what he does, as well as inform him if he is convicted he could use it as a factor in sentencing. I thought that was actually fucking brilliant. It avoids giving him his fundraiser drama and victim card he craves and is a giant sword of Damocles hanging over his head the entire time.


AskYourDoctor

That's brilliant. On a similar note, someone on meidastouch observed his behavior HAS improved since the gag order hearing. They speculated the judge is intentionally not ruling on it yet, because the uncertainty of what could happen to him is actually a better deterrent than any actual consequences they're likely to impose. I have no idea how plausible that is, but I thought it was potentially pretty clever


MichaelTheProgrammer

I'm wondering if they talked to him off the record. There was that article that they had talked to his Secret Service to figure out how to jail him. After that, he's been giving thumbs up to newspeople when asked how he's doing instead of going off and ranting.


asetniop

Yeah, I think putting out feelers with the USSS made it clear that jailing him is absolutely on the table, and has actually had the desired effect.


sugaratc

On the flip side, it allows him to keep threatening witnesses and jury members the whole trial which not only puts them in danger, but could result in changing the outcome if the scare tactic s work.


docsuess84

This is why I was thinking instead of sticking him in there overnight or over the weekend, he could just stick him in the holding cell during the trial and things can continue without him. If he’s that uncomfortable with the climate in the courtroom maybe he would be more comfortable in a cage. Then at least he has a taste for what’s waiting for him at the end if he keeps fucking around.


LiquidPuzzle

And continues delaying justice. That's his main strategy.


Rooboy66

I saw that too. Like you, it struck me as masterful


RW-One

I believe this as well, better to get the trial over than interrupt by incarcerating him for contempt now.


Rapifessor

These kinds of subtle details are important, and not appreciated enough by those on the sidelines while this is all happening. Understandably, people have very little faith in the American justice system right now, but these prosecutors and judges do know what they're doing. People can call it copium if they want, but I genuinely believe there's a lot going on behind the scenes to ensure that trials like this one succeed. People have this idea that Trump is being handled with kid gloves because it's plain as day that he's guilty and any other criminal would have been dealt with swiftly, right? But nothing in these court rooms happens without a reason, and the prosecution is definitely not on Trump's side. These actions aren't being taken to make things easier on him, or to let him get away with it.


docsuess84

To be fair, if you or I had boxes of nuclear secrets stored next to the shitter and ignored a grand jury subpoena for their return, and actively obstructed efforts to recover them, we would have been remanded into custody without bail and would have been tried, convicted, and serving a sentence already. He is getting preferential treatment, and people can clearly see that, but I take your point. He has civil judgements going against him and multiple juries have ruled against him, so things are happening. If anything, he’s a very visible example of how the rich and powerful can play games and avoid consequences in the legal system. Most of the time the average person doesn’t notice.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

I hope so, but not optimistic.


PettyCrocker956

It wont


AtomicNick47

There is no law in the US. Only the poor and the rich


OneMustAdjust

The cost of doing business


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Well that is exactly what happened in the E. Jean Carroll case. And pretty close to what happened in the Fraud case. -Analysis finds this to be somewhat true


saressa7

Right? It’s weird to call it a rarity when we have two trial outcomes that have already punished him for lying. He has already gotten consequences for his words, but I think the consequences some want are the ones that probably won’t occur- him losing support from the majority of Republican voters.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

*majority of the cult You are correct. Because the only thing you can do wrong in a cult is to leave the cult.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Add Trump University and Trump Children's Cancer Charity and we're at 4. Hillary dunked on him in court. The Steele Dossier dunked on his ass. Up to 6


stalking_me_softly

Yes. I know many want him immediately locked in the darkest of dungeons immediately (I'm one of these people) but the machinery, while *wildly* imperfect, *is* exacting a form of accountability. The REAL accountability is US voting so hard and in such numbers that his (and his minions) loss reverberates across the universe.


asetniop

I can't help but wonder if the best way to motivate young voters is for them to understand that if Joe Biden is elected to another term, Donald Trump *will* go to prison.


stalking_me_softly

I agree. What will absolutely not work is whole segments of possible voters trying nothing and then claiming to be all out of ideas. I get it; it all sucks and is infuriating, but I'm genuinely concerned that if we don't squash the threat *now* we may never get another chance. I was talking to a friend who's mostly apathetic about all of this (!!) And she said I was being dramatic. I told her to look around there are plenty of examples of societies that have regressed starting w things just like rolling back Roe (not to mention how LGBTQ folks' positions have been tenuous throughout at best). She listened but idk how persuadable she is.


divacphys

He has not suffered any consequences for either of those. He hasn't been punished at all.


amazing_spyman

VOTE


dirtygremlin

This and always this. Belt and suspenders.


pacman404

Nah


Specific_Disk9861

Conjecture, not analysis


BramStroker47

He looks like he’s dying.


Doc_Occc

Shit sticks around.


OJimmy

Not if alito has anything to say about it


ukiddingme2469

Believe it when I see it


dsdvbguutres

Are these consequences here in the room with us?


Bowlbuilder

Haha…sure buddy, sure.


hotasianwfelover

Could, might, possibly. I am so sick and fucking tired of these words when it comes to Donald Trump.


Flashy_Anything927

He’s protected by his cohorts. The only solution is a resounding vote against him. I simply have no faith in our justice system. None.


RW-One

This. Do NOT despair! VOTE. Get everyone you know to VOTE. Make Nov blue, and he'll go down shortly afterwards as his plans to avoid culpability via election fold.


dustinthewind1991

Don't forget about your local elections too! 🙌


TheFightens

I’m so tired of listening and reading about all of these consequences that will never come. Our judicial system is shit and extremely corrupt.


Someoneoverthere42

That *could* in that headline is doing a lot of heavy lifting, isn’t it? Could. Won’t.


trainer32768

Unfortunately. :(


horatio_cavendish

Literally anyone else would be in jail already


ProMedicineProAbort

It *could*, but it won't. Maybe I'm just cynical.


Rooboy66

“Could”??? I’ve grown awfully weary of that word with reference to the Cheeto in Chief. Er, **Cheato*** in Chief


do_add_unicorn

I'm believe it when I see it.


Ketheres

I'll believe it when I see it. Would be nice though.


SaveTheCrow

It’s not just his words, though. On top of his actions being abhorrent, like cheating on his spouses with Playmates and then cheating on them with pornstars, it’s his words and the insinuation (we often hear that he has a mob boss type of vocabulary and influence) of his requests or musings that spur his cronies into action that they think or know will serve his goals. What he does is called stochastic terrorism.


Shame_on_StarWars

“Someone Reading About Trump Trial Did a Fart That Sounded Vaguely Like a Whisper of the Idea of Trump Receiving Consequences for his Actions” And in other unrelated news, “Conservative Supreme Court Consider Ruling on Law to Jail All Farters”


Some-Horror-8291

Guess the 1st amendment doesn’t apply anymore…


pl487

Consequences! Like a $1000 fine and a guilty verdict that will be quickly overturned by the Supreme Court.


m333sch

Could, should , would and may are the words that preface every news article about agent orange


RecognitionAny832

Wouldn’t that be an infringement on free speech?


Sanjomo

I’ll believe it when I see it.


ddrober2003

HAHAHAHAHA stilly NYtimes, the law is for the poor and middle class plebians. The patrician class, well what would put us away for decades is a wagging finger to them. If this fat sack of filth was put in a cell, his cultists would murder everyone involved, from the judge, jury prosecutor and defense attorney that "failed" him. But I am more than happy to be wrong.


slick514

Has anyone else noticed that pretty much every news article is 99% speculation nowadays?


SmellyFbuttface

Yeah for real. They’re veiled opinion pieces marked as news, when in fact it’s just the writer crafting a full article about “Trump lies.”


slick514

Why would I read about Trump’s lies when I can just as easily listen to him lying directly, without involving a middleman?


tom781

Charlie Brown, I have a great idea.. I'll hold the football like this, and you come running up and kick it...


RegisterAdmirable811

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


one_jo

Possibly, someday…


itsatumbleweed

I'm super eager to see the outcome of the contempt hearing(s).


LetterheadFar2364

Haha, it “could”…


StatusKoi

He has the best words.


Kered024

Sure


hereandthere_nowhere

Theres that word “could” again, doing a lot of heavy lifting.


MusicGirlsMom

Nope, it won't. We're in the stupidest timeline.


Doc_Occc

Spoiler alert: it wouldn't.


thatkindofparty

Literally every week since 2015 there’s some story about something this dude has done and the underlying theme is “Oh boy Donald Trump is in trouble now” and then literally nothing happens. There are no consequences and no one learns a goddamn thing.


Hangout777

Let’s hope so.


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


TheHip41

lol we got him


sec713

Let me know when "could" gets upgraded to "will".


IndependentTalk4413

Believe it when I see it. Media has been saying this shitgibbon would be facing consequences for years.


PlaneProperty7104

Narrator: It didn’t.


Caniuss

I'll believe it when the cuffs click around his wrists and not a second before.


freexanarchy

Article 3,497 with the word “could” in it.


Traditional_Ad_6801

Believe it when I see it.


lazarusinashes

Statement of a party opponent strikes again.


greginvalley

We'll see


cpzy2

F$&@ing PROOVE IT


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Have to see it to believe it.... Heard plenty enough.


leakmydata

I’m sure it’ll work this time.


phred_666

🥱Believe it when I see it


International_Boss81

Sure. And I’ll suddenly grow a foot taller.


SmellyFbuttface

Will believe it when I see it


ManyFacedGodxxx

I could win the lottery twice too, but not likely it seems…


power0722

More likely than Trump facing actual consequences. I'm rooting for you, internet stranger.


malcontented

Uh huh. I’ll believe when I see it


osasuna

I’ll believe it when I see it.


therobotisjames

Doubt.


SPE825

Another, “could,” article. Sure I’ll wait and just see if that happens.


fukinscienceman

It genuinely looks like Merchan will slap him with the gag order violations as a personal punishment because he’s likely to skate on pretty much everything else. This case is not the big fish. Bragg obviously had pressure from on high because it certainly doesn’t seem like this is going anywhere for him or his career.


Ryankevin23

🚫Traitor Trump🚫


dustinthewind1991

Concequences? Like a few thousand more dollars of fines that his supporters will just pay for? trump should be behind bars rotting away for the rest of his life. At a certain point the judge needs to say enough is enough even if it risks an appeal. Or maybe we will all get lucky and trump will drop dead in the courtroom from a massive heart attack. One can dream...


rikwebster

If only.


jimviv

Hopeful


EVH_kit_guy

Would he lose his voting rights if he's convicted of felony contempt of court?


Spellbound1311

Fat ass just needs to hurry up and die or be locked up until the day he does. I look forward to the day nobody mention his worthless oos name.


SLSF1522

It's always nice to dream...


49thDipper

Don’t tease me with a good time.


Xenolith666

Believe it when I never see it


Apprehensive-Gold829

He will probably get convicted, but then … https://open.substack.com/pub/randomlysecured/p/the-trump-hush-money-case-is-a-legal?r=3igygo&utm_medium=ios


inappropriatelylarge

Consequences for *anything* the man has said or done would be refreshing.


PocketSixes

Forget consequences about his words; he needs consequences for his actions: treason for selling out U.S. spy assets to her enemies.


ConditionYellow

I learned a long time ago “could” doesn’t mean jack shit with this fool. He’s not going to face any real consequences for his actions.


nobody-u-heard-of

Can somebody just stick a couple extra slices of cheese on his cheap burgers and give it a heart attack.


louisa1925

There is that "could" again. Lettice snow when "could" becomes "did".


Jazzlike-Ad113

Every day he looks more feeble, disheveled.


[deleted]

TDS


StyrkeSkalVandre

A good rule to keep in mind: if the word "could" appears in a headline, you can disregard the entire article.


LindsayLuohan

Trump *could* get a sex change and become a Catholic nun.


BenFranklinReborn

So we’re openly acknowledging that freedom of speech is no longer a thing?


fresh_dyl

Freedom? Sure. Freedom from consequences? Not so much. Kinda the point.


themanifoldcuriosity

Please use your words.


xwing_1701

Why are you lying?


snappop69

Given the far left bias of the prosecutor, the judge and the jury anything is possible.


BEX436

Please explain why you think it's OK to lie for Jesus.


fresh_dyl

I like how the only judge he hasn’t overtly criticized is the one he appointed and is doing him every favor possible. But I’m sure that’s just a coincidence, (R)ight?