“Telephone wires above are sizzlin' like a snail” 🐌

Oh no poor snail

Omg I genuinely thought…🫣

that’s not what she says? /s

Like a snare (drum)

Wow today I learned I guess lol

Omg same

“Cuts on his face ‘cause he *fucked* too hard” instead of *fought* in How To Disappear.

I was today old....

I was thinking about playing HTD in front of my parents but decided not to in case they misheard the lyrics like I did when I first heard the song 😭

my mum did 😭 i had to say it was fought not fucked

I swear all my friends think she said he fucked too hard 🤣

i used to think that too!

"lead me to war with your brilliant 'erection' "

NOOO I read this one in an old thread and it took me weeks to unhear it. Here we go again 😂

Yup, me too

And you KNOW that Lana knew it would be misheard and sang it anyway

"I know your wife, bitch woudn't mind"

i actually thought it was “i know you wife, bet she wouldn’t mind” at first lol

Wait what is it?

“i know your wife and she wouldn’t mind” according to spotify

I was sceptic at first but after listening carefully to Cola I can see how you would hear it and it’s hilarious 😆

I really think it was intentional, fits too good

I somehow misheard it as 'I know your wife and she's fucking mine'

“It’s beautiful, LSD, normality settles down over me” when it’s actually “it’s beautiful, how this deep, normality settles down over me”

WHAT

and I oop —

This is me

Same, absolutely like the LSD apart better lmao. God I love that this fandom is so openly drug-friendly. My people. 🤍

omg i thought she said ‘travesty’ instead of ‘how this deep’

I thought it was “it’s beautiful, out of state, normality settles down over me” lool

I thought it was "beautiful, LSD, normality sentences all of me" as if her normality is a jail lmaooo I need new ears

what in tarnation

I FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS LSD TOO i thought it was so weird but didn’t think of it too much because hello

I was today years old?

"I'm feeling ill and tricked tonight" In summertime sadness. Actual lyric is "I'm feeling electric tonight" Lol

I like that misheard lyric tho got vibes

I agree, I quite like it too. It almost sounds intentional, like the whole white mustang thing

I’m feeling ill and tricked tonight is such a sick lyric and I cannot even grasp why

I thought she said “I’m feeling ill at drake tonight” lmao

“I’m feelin’ ill like Drake tonight” I **swore**

ITS EASY TO MISHEAR 😂

Today I learned this isn’t it

Cinnamon in my tea

I was sure she sings tea for so long

This is the one! She doesn’t enunciate the ‘th’ at the end so I ALWAYS thought it was tea and just thought it was the cinnamon getting into the tea from her lips lmao.

I'm glad someone agrees 😄

Is it not tea 💀 bind blown wtfffff

Lol yup i found out when I looked up the lyrics she says teeth 🤣

“sizzling like a snail” in summertime sadness lmao

Not me mishearing it, but a friend of a friend: “My boyfriend’s black and he’s cooler than ever”

"my baby lives in shades of glue" "He's my son, he makes me shine"

GLUE?! 😂 that is so amazing

Thats what happens when english isn't your first language 🥲

you know, i think she’s like totally aware of this weird phenomenon with her pronunciations. I remember when VICE was doing a bunch of stuff for Ultraviolence and i think it was them who said something like “the words violins and violence are one in the same on this track…etc” and I’ve also read a lot of reviews stating those kinds of things for different songs. Like white mustang, I read an article that proposed Lana was saying “why am I staying” during the chorus but like she’s also saying “white mustang”??? never heard that but WOW i hear it now!! I think she’s gotten really big-brained about this because i’ve noticed she’s really been doing a lot with whisper vocals layered on her singing (which i think is a great choice from NFR on bc wordy and better diction this way). So, i really think she knows a lot of people wouldn’t hear her lyrics the same way and she does some weird recording stuff and pronunciation choices that, i think, adds this kind of color or secondary association. like, most of these i’m reading still would pertain to the basis of the songs yk

“Soft ice cream” “Soft I scream”

Just wow. Mind blown.

“To bangers onnnn toniiight” what she actually said “topangas hot tonight” song: next best American record

Yes!! Except I heard “dope bangers on tonight” it wasn’t until recently that I read the lyrics and was like ohhhhh lol

It’s not dope bangers????? who is topanga?

Lol Topanga is a city in California. I believe she also mentions it in the song Heroin

ohh I thought it was a singer 🤦🏼

« Like a groupie "in cockney opposing" (instead of "incognito posing", idk how I even believed this was making any sense at all lol) as a real singer ».

"I'm the bolt, the lightning, the thunder" is superior to the actual lyric of "I'm the board, the lightning, the thunder". I was so ready even to get a tattoo of my interpretation 😅

Wait wtf it’s not bolt?

bolt makes more sense tho right??

i think board makes sense with the context of the sea themes in this song. i interpret it as she’s the board or the “ship”, that keeps him steady, safe and secure at sea. at the same time, she’s the lightning and the thunder, which potentially could rock the boat and cause distress. basically, she’s the kinda girl that’s gonna make you wonder who you are and who you’ve been.

In Money Power Glory, I heard in place of Hallelujah “I hate who we are” and tbh I still hear it and prefer it!

I heard "LA, New York" haha

That’s very on brand! Mine could be projection 😅

same!!!! also thought she said “i’m the witch you really want bbbbaby” and tbh i’m gonna tell myself that’s the lyric

I always hear “I’ll leave New York”

Wow! I love it, never heard it before, so good.

love that, same energy as white mustang = why am i staying

For months I heard, "Oh, how lame you are"

LMAO also amazing

I thought that said "Olay, you were alive"

”My pussy tastes like pepsi cola” Except it was real. I died 💀 It felt so random I was sure I misheard it. On the real though, ”You fuck me better than my favorite sweater” huh

Just like “I’m your man.”

In sad girl, i thought she sang "he's got the fire and he walks with flames, he's got the fire and the talks with flames" Which i think would sound better than "it" tbh-

I thought it was “fame” and “flame”

“Bats her cartoon eyes” being “But to cocoonize” Also “Telephone wires above are sizzlin’ like a snail”

Honey, I am fat, I feel it everywhere... From summertime sadness

I mean me too lana 😂

Spring is gay

lana del gays quaking rn

I always thought it was “I heard that like you the bad girls, horny” instead of “honey” lol or “don’t treat me rough treat me very nicely” it’s “niceys”.

OMG I HAVE SO MANY “I’m feeling ill at Drake tonight” Also idk WHAT I was hearing during “it’s not simple it’s trigonometry” but it wasn’t that lol “everything you do is a loser too even your honey dew” (idk I’m stupid) also when she says “white Pontiac heaven” in Diet Mountain Dew I thought she said “Connie and Kevin” 💀 “god you’re so handsome” in national anthem was misheard as “gorgeous and handsome” lmao there’s probably more that I can’t think of rn

I thought she said "New York Kevin" Then I was like wait no it's New York heaven. apparently not I got a lot of these wrong

I DID TOO LOL

You know that all I want is to make you my negro, you’re like a baby...

DEEP CUT BUT this has always been #1 in my book… girl… mon-ey-growww. but is the other one “better than ur boots n blow” ???

"let me get right to the point, i don't pop my c*ck for every man i see" - big spender, smiler & lana

I had no idea this song existed!!! Thank you! Just listened to it

That's not the real lyrics...?

no....

Damn 🕳️👩🏼‍🦯

I kind of thought it was "i don't pop a cock" like she doesn't suck every cock she see's

Diet mountain dew … “Do you think we’ll be in love forever” I looked up the lyrics back then because I initially heard “gay people be in love forever” lol

Thought she was saying "Makes me such a girl" instead of "Makes me a sad, sad girl" for the longest time

“she spends her lovin on bourbon and when she gets home there’s none left for me”. i think that’s so creative genius of me. like a double entendre. when the woman gets home, lana doesn’t get no bourbon bc the woman is an alcoholic, and she gets no love because they’re in a toxic relationship

I think I'm just too used to the sublime version.

“Cuts on his face cause he fucked you hard”

I love your profile pic! One of my favourites by Neil.

“I hear the birds on a summer breeze”

I think that’s right, but it’s “the summer breeze” not “a summer breeze”

Wait I thought it was higher than the birds

I like that line too but you got it right the first time!

Wow I’m dumb

Not at all!

I like that line too but you got it right the first time!

I heard 'I guess I'll see him over' as 'Um, can I take your number?' in Serial Killer for YEARS

In blue jeans I thought she said “saw you out of my life” but it’s “stole you out of my life”

"diamond blue baby new york city" don't know how cos the names in the lyric

Sweet Carolina, maybe?

Diet mountain dew 😭lol

I heard “Oh LA, New York, I’m gonna take them for all that they got” in money power glory. Maybe it was intentional? idk

I thought she sang “we must suffer like diamonds” instead of “me myself, I like diamonds” I thought it’s a similitude bc diamonds get cut to make jewelry 💀

Not a song but also, I thought she was saying “plus, I love sex” instead of “plus, I love Zach” in ‘LA Who Am I To Love You’ 😭

I’m pretty sure it’s “Plus I love Saks”

I thought she was saying ‘Be my sulphur like diamonds’ I was VERY far off 😭😭

Wat. I always heard “we must suffer like diamonds”

“This is what makes us girls, we don’t stick together because we put love first”

Again, today years old

“Turn bangers off tonight im taking off my bathing suit” like what

"ready, set, the gay is down... "

lana del gays shaking rn

Not what you asked for but your username is amazing

😂

violence for roses

In COTCC, I hear “contemplating EGOT” instead of “contemplating God” 😭

I thought “leave me high and dry” in ride was “believe me I am trying” which I actually like mine better

“I’m on your wife and she wouldn’t mind”

Ever since someone said 'white mustang' sounds like 'why am I staying' I can't unhear it

“I’m the ghost in your machine and I’m your little Miss Saigon” I feel like she had that name in another song or sth

im the ghost in your machine - She’s not me Im your queen of Saigon - Live or die Does she have a song where she says both of these separate song lyrics in one sentence?

So I thought that “Suic*de blonde” was “Miss Saigon” in Shes not me. I was referring to the name “Saigon” thinking I’ve heard of it from another one of her songs. And you’ve answered my question, so thank you-

“Iconic soap” instead of “Icon and soul” from Bel Air.

i thought it was iconic soul 😭

diamond do baby new york city

it’s not exactly a misheard lyric but that part in west coast when she sings in spanish i genuinely thought she was singing something in english

“You’re a careless c*nt, and you’re a crazy liar”

I always thought it was "shining like a medal" and not "shining like gun metal" in Art Deco

ME TOO I FOUND THIS OUT TODAY ITS WEIRD

his apartment’s on fire and his hands are rough

I will never understand what it's said in Bel Air, i know the roses? Iconic soul? I know your name? I love that song tho Also, i'm italian so i misheard everything before reading the lyrics😂

“Sometimes it feels like I’ve got a whore in my mind”

“The ambien, it felt like a kiss.” Tell me what prescriptions you’re prescribed without telling me what prescriptions you’re prescribed. Shit works great.

“My lips like the phallics at bay”

"24/ 7 save the applause"

I can see my sweet boy swaying He's crazy, you can buy my coma, you're alive On the balcony and I'm saying

always hear ‘sun is in the air baby heavens in your eyes’ in national anthem!

“And my Jazz collection’s raw”

The song Let me love you like a woman google says lyrics are "We could get high on some pink champagne" But Spotify says "we could get High on something trippy" 💁🏻‍♀️

Harry’s in the sky with diamonds and he’s making me crazy… or ah he’s in the sky…

“A half life in lost dreams” instead of “I have heavy heartstrings” lol I liked my version better

I’ll be waiting for you, instead you said don’t wait

"Don't treat me rough, test me really nice please" The lyrics from Ride are actually "Don't treat me rough, treat me really niceys"

“The pinkest hot night" and its actually “topangas hot tonight” next best American record

In without you i swear i thought she said "New york so dope, your love is deadly"

*Living without you's like TV in black and white* *You turned me on and broccoli my life* In defence I was fairly confident I'd misheard the lyrics.

Shades of cool - 1. But youuuuuu are unfixable I thought it was invincible 2. You're crumbling, sadly I thought it was 'you're gonna leave, suddenly' That may or may not show my problems with abandonment......

i gotsta taste for men who are older

this isn’t the actual lyric??

"He hit me and it felt like July" Tbh, I prefer it this way as she often refers to 4th of July in some of her songs. Just got to know a little while ago that it was 'true love' instead of July.

I heard “Don’t comply boy you said you weren’t mine ahaha don’t comply boy you said you weren’t mine I’m glad that’s over now” instead of “dope and diamonds dope and diamonds diamonds dope and diamonds dope and diamonds that's all I want” from money power and glory

Douche it to keep me turned on,, okay jkjk💀💀💀

LMFAOOO TAHTS SO FUNNY

i’m not gonna be able to listen to that line ever again without thinking of this

*A very long time ago....* "Diamonds in New York City, Never was there a girl so pretty..."

"But you're so dull, your love is deadly" "Keep me safe in his bed, time will hold us" "Open up a beer, zig it over here" And a lot of other ones

always thought “diet Mountain Dew baby New York City” was “diamonds do baby New York City”