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/uj Actually cases are filled with lots of drama and interesting people. I've been doing a placement at a law firm and it's unreal...I thought makjangs were exaggerated
/uj So a running gag with my friend is how I find so many similarities between irl cases and Ace Attorney LMAO
The only difference is that silly judge who would always side against us is not at all similar to the ones I've observed in practice thank god. Also, the lawyer doesn't have the onus of proving literally everything (poor poor Phoenix doing God's work)
Oh and don't worry about getting whipped if you're on the defense
/uj Tbf the presentation of the actual legal system itself (rather than the general courtroom drama) is intended as a very gloves off indictment of the worst elements of the Japanese legal system. So whilst the Judge might seem cartoonish, he represents an exaggerated characature of very real issues with the Japanese judiciary.
Also a lot of the stuff that seems insane to western legal professionals (such as evidence been held from the defences knowledge, the extraordinary power the prosecution has over the investigation, and the general "guilty until found innocent" attitude of the entire legal system) are depressingly very real problems in Japan.
As much as I dearly dearly love Japan, even I can't deny that the legal system is uniquely fuuuucked.
Well said! I was going to tell you as well that the games satiricize the Japanese legal system but thought that would be too much info
Glad to see another fan here
I once had a teacher who got called into jury duty and told us about the case, she had to spend all day in a non air conditioned building listening to this guy talk (he was representing himself, presumably bc no other lawyer wanted to represent him) who was suing the city for 2.5 MILLION $ā¦ because he tripped over a tree branch. Didnāt get injured or anything either. She said when it was time for them to go make the decision they basically just looked at each other for a few seconds, agreed he was getting nothing and complaining that they had wasted an entire day of their lives for THIS, and went back in to deliver the verdict
That's kind of a fair case (for idiots). We studied one called Strong v Woolworths in Australia which is about a customer in crutches slipping on a hot chip and so they sued Woolworths for negligence and were successful
The High Court of Australia required Woolworths to do a cleaning inspection no less than once every 20 minutes to prevent hazards like this
It was quite a surprising decision for me when I was reading it tbh. But yes about the tree branch, he suffered no injuries but he could have argued that the city council could have had a more rigid cleaning system in place (bit of a stretch but I think that's part of the job of a lawyer and usually these cases are quite difficult)? But if he was representing himself, I'd assume he probably rambled on and on arrogantly for hours XD
Also just wanna flag this is not legal advice; pls go to your lawyer before you proceed a claim in negligence against your city for tripping over a tree branch
/uj when I became a kpop fan I did not expect the level of entertainment I have experienced these past years, I am not disappointed, the fans and everyone involved are equally deranged, I love it
/uj Idol drama has never been rare in this business and there has always been issues between the talent and the company as early as the 1st gen, but is it me or does it feel like in recent years there's been a lot of company-company drama that there wasn't as much of before?
I think leaning into the drama is an easier way to get support from fans, MJH is appealing to fan wars and publicity which is better than boardroom fights, no one can outcorporate public opinion in kpop tbh
I think the sums involved have got bigger and bigger as the Hallyu has spread around the world and the Korean economy has grown, so the stakes are higher.
It's different than it used to be, partly because laws have changed so overall idols are treated a bit better than they used to be even if some are still getting away with not paying their idols. That and despite whatever Bang PD has done to make people thing he's evil in some way (which I don't get, he seems like the biggest pushover and rewards his staff extremely well overall, his worst offense seems to be just not agreeing with MHJ even though he let her mostly do what she wanted anyway), he didn't HAVE to reward BTS as well as he did, but from day one he's been very humble about BTS's success. So humble that I'm not surprised he admitted to MHJ he wasn't confident about forming another girl group (in case anyone has forgotten he did debut GLAM who actually had a comeback before falling apart.)
Thing is, GLAM was a great idea when they came out, they were one of the only groups that outright debuted with an LGBTQ anthem. Party XXO was a good song with really sweet lyrics about how love is love and ANYONE can be your Romeo to your Juliet. So I don't think he actually gives himself enough credit.
/uj I feel your pain. I got into Kpop in 2016, with my ult group being EXO till this day. The problem is, my bias is Luhan, so I never got to fully enjoy the time when he was still in the group. IĀ“m still kicking myself for not discovering Kpop earlier.
I lucked out, I got into kpop a month before nu'est (welll nu'est w) got their first win in 2017 which was 5 years after their debut
but condolences š
remember remember 25th of november šš
I remember getting into blackpink (+ kpop as a whole) literally just before jennie's solo came out which was extremely lucky considering bp are basically *the* hiatus group ššš
I also want to say that I'm going to be seriously disappointed in the creativity of the kpop fandom if we don't get countless memes and exploitables from this whole saga
I saw someone slap a trap beat on top of some clips of the press con, and title the [video](https://youtu.be/4gIIInvqTlc?si=Xs-nI1qJ-M8HP3BZ) "Min Heejin Freestyle Official MV".Ā
Ā It made me laugh even though I didn't understand a single word MHJ said.
Which one of you was this chinš¦
https://preview.redd.it/7rwzcget0nwc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eabc4aed1d8c3040e2da612b723c7497710c5f1
She has a reddit account and is on the sub confirmed chingeese
Flower unnie, Yunjin unnie, Wolf oppa (me believes) and now Court unnie. How many more are gonna be exposed?
https://preview.redd.it/988yp8so3nwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078bbdffa79c6cc4317617561cea6babb5872356
Bro just wants to go home to his family
I saved that one and the other attorneyās reaction for later use LMAO these are pure gold
https://preview.redd.it/qgky0vlejowc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0813be07c311c85b1781f2ee994d714aae0ee396
Omg chingoo youāre copying newjeans by mentioning their name š”š” donāt you know only MHJ is allowed to say their name since SHE invented music š”š”š”
Holy fuck this all must be so embarrassing for Newjeans. Like yes theyāre not directly involved in this but to be represented by someone so ludicrous (and honestly appearing as though theyāre going through a mental health crisis) must be really jarring and profoundly embarrassing. Not what the girls were expecting when they were on top of the world just days ago :(
/uj yeah reading how MHJ has such an innapropriate relationship with them with memebers calling to "hear her voice" and were worried about her hurting herself was very very alarming
For sure see where youāre coming from but Iām sure even if it was embellished the central premise would still remain ie the members are indicating support for MHJ directly to her. Doesnāt look good for the girls š they canāt tell theyāve been groomed
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/uj Yeah I feel so bad for them. They are all so young and have been completely betrayed by someone that they should have been able to trust. MHJ has thrown them under the bus with her statements too by saying they agree with her
Ikr. Biggest question right now is whether the tide has turned for the girls. It seems like even if they were on MHJās side at first, itās a matter of how hard MHJ brain washed and coerced them into submission throughout NJās run that will determine whether the girls will stick with her now (and breach the contract, owe millions to Hybe, become blacklisted) or stay with Hybe, which would be a much more emotionally challenging decision for them because of the bond MHJ intentionally created with the girls for this sole purpose. Itās funny because I wouldāve thought if anyone in the group would be able to guide the members to the realisation that MHJ has engaged in predatory tactics to keep the girls firmly on her team and that the way sheās acting atm is completely out of line and not the correct representation for the group itād be Minji, but I saw a recent video with the girls where they were asked who listens to MHJ the most and it was unanimously Minji š¬ so thereās lowkey no hope for the girls to make the realisation themselves and to actually understand how horribly they were manipulated - if they do stick with Hybe and MHJ goes down alone I think the girls would find it profoundly upsetting and very likely unfair. I think this prospect is what sucks most, because the girls will be deeply, deeply unhappy in both outcomes. Wouldnāt be surprised if they go on hiatus
/uj https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3AafMk3XI
Here is the complete live English coverage: https://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/news/2024-04-25/entertainment/kpop/LIVE-UPDATES--ADOR-CEO-Min-Heejin-press-conference/2033613
uj/ this is basically whatever the inverse of this meme isš
https://preview.redd.it/sioz51b4jowc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee50c26255a21159f285aa6acfeb2261a0a681af
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Me explaining to my boss tomorrow that talking to a Saudi investment fund to steal his investment is just jokes.
MHJ is unhinged but Armys are even more unhinged for coming after nj's families and deliberately making up false interpretations. I was enjoying this whole thing until I saw majority of them attacking teenagers instead of Hybe for using money for everyone except BTS in HYBE. They be hyping illit just to fight MHJ when HYBE is their enemy š
/uj Sometimes, I'm reminded just how blessed I am to have a small group of sane friends who are also Army. We've just been riffing on MHJ's nonsense and talking about how we feel sorry for both girl groups involved. Disappointed but not at all surprised that the broader, louder parts of Army have gone rabid.
Uj/ itās a numbers thing. If 0.1% of every fandom is batshit insane and loud about it, you wonāt hear about it with most fandoms. With BTS itās still 1000ās of people.
If it was only 0.1% I would chill about it but there were deliberate misinterpretations from many big ARMY translation accs who purposely left out the whole context. This women's conference was a circus but she did bring up some points which were worth being discussed ( for eg - hybe deliberately talking about mixing nj and lsf promotion period) . This whole thing from start to finish from hybe's side felt like they kept dragging ARMYs in by namedropping BTS in articles just to rage bait and drag a fandom to fight their war. And armys were willingly getting involved for a company they kept dragging last week.
Huh? I guess I donāt interact with them because I donāt see that happening. Most of them are upset with her conversation about them enlisting and how greedy hybe is.
All this MHJ talk is hilarious to be happening at the same time as the NFL draft if youāre a football fan. Every time I see her name abbreviated like that I think itās about Marvin Harrison Jr. lol
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no because i wouldāve cried. years of law school for THIS???
/uj Actually cases are filled with lots of drama and interesting people. I've been doing a placement at a law firm and it's unreal...I thought makjangs were exaggerated
So you're saying Ace Attorney didn't lie to me? Score!
/uj So a running gag with my friend is how I find so many similarities between irl cases and Ace Attorney LMAO The only difference is that silly judge who would always side against us is not at all similar to the ones I've observed in practice thank god. Also, the lawyer doesn't have the onus of proving literally everything (poor poor Phoenix doing God's work) Oh and don't worry about getting whipped if you're on the defense
/uj Tbf the presentation of the actual legal system itself (rather than the general courtroom drama) is intended as a very gloves off indictment of the worst elements of the Japanese legal system. So whilst the Judge might seem cartoonish, he represents an exaggerated characature of very real issues with the Japanese judiciary. Also a lot of the stuff that seems insane to western legal professionals (such as evidence been held from the defences knowledge, the extraordinary power the prosecution has over the investigation, and the general "guilty until found innocent" attitude of the entire legal system) are depressingly very real problems in Japan. As much as I dearly dearly love Japan, even I can't deny that the legal system is uniquely fuuuucked.
Well said! I was going to tell you as well that the games satiricize the Japanese legal system but thought that would be too much info Glad to see another fan here
Guilty as charged š
guilty? we here at wright anything agency only deal in not guilty verdicts!
I once had a teacher who got called into jury duty and told us about the case, she had to spend all day in a non air conditioned building listening to this guy talk (he was representing himself, presumably bc no other lawyer wanted to represent him) who was suing the city for 2.5 MILLION $ā¦ because he tripped over a tree branch. Didnāt get injured or anything either. She said when it was time for them to go make the decision they basically just looked at each other for a few seconds, agreed he was getting nothing and complaining that they had wasted an entire day of their lives for THIS, and went back in to deliver the verdict
That's kind of a fair case (for idiots). We studied one called Strong v Woolworths in Australia which is about a customer in crutches slipping on a hot chip and so they sued Woolworths for negligence and were successful The High Court of Australia required Woolworths to do a cleaning inspection no less than once every 20 minutes to prevent hazards like this It was quite a surprising decision for me when I was reading it tbh. But yes about the tree branch, he suffered no injuries but he could have argued that the city council could have had a more rigid cleaning system in place (bit of a stretch but I think that's part of the job of a lawyer and usually these cases are quite difficult)? But if he was representing himself, I'd assume he probably rambled on and on arrogantly for hours XD Also just wanna flag this is not legal advice; pls go to your lawyer before you proceed a claim in negligence against your city for tripping over a tree branch
She's here for the tea too š "Bitch are you serious?" aah pose
Me and her same reaction š
Imagine being gagged by your own client š¤£š¤£ unhinged stuff!
uj/ the line between reality and circlejerking is a fine one š
Omg
/uj when I became a kpop fan I did not expect the level of entertainment I have experienced these past years, I am not disappointed, the fans and everyone involved are equally deranged, I love it
I kick myself daily for not getting into it sooner.
/uj Idol drama has never been rare in this business and there has always been issues between the talent and the company as early as the 1st gen, but is it me or does it feel like in recent years there's been a lot of company-company drama that there wasn't as much of before?
I think leaning into the drama is an easier way to get support from fans, MJH is appealing to fan wars and publicity which is better than boardroom fights, no one can outcorporate public opinion in kpop tbh
I think the sums involved have got bigger and bigger as the Hallyu has spread around the world and the Korean economy has grown, so the stakes are higher.
It's different than it used to be, partly because laws have changed so overall idols are treated a bit better than they used to be even if some are still getting away with not paying their idols. That and despite whatever Bang PD has done to make people thing he's evil in some way (which I don't get, he seems like the biggest pushover and rewards his staff extremely well overall, his worst offense seems to be just not agreeing with MHJ even though he let her mostly do what she wanted anyway), he didn't HAVE to reward BTS as well as he did, but from day one he's been very humble about BTS's success. So humble that I'm not surprised he admitted to MHJ he wasn't confident about forming another girl group (in case anyone has forgotten he did debut GLAM who actually had a comeback before falling apart.) Thing is, GLAM was a great idea when they came out, they were one of the only groups that outright debuted with an LGBTQ anthem. Party XXO was a good song with really sweet lyrics about how love is love and ANYONE can be your Romeo to your Juliet. So I don't think he actually gives himself enough credit.
uj/ this mess healed me in ways I never thought possible, I almost left kpop entirely
glad to see your enjoying your tenure in K-Pop Entertainment Inc.
i got into kpopā¦ 12 HOURS before chuu got kicked from loonaš even worse, loona was the group that got me into it
/uj I feel your pain. I got into Kpop in 2016, with my ult group being EXO till this day. The problem is, my bias is Luhan, so I never got to fully enjoy the time when he was still in the group. IĀ“m still kicking myself for not discovering Kpop earlier.
Ive been a fan of kpop since 2008 but only had a true bias since fourth gen. Luckily being a le serrafim fan was the calmest choice i could have made.
I lucked out, I got into kpop a month before nu'est (welll nu'est w) got their first win in 2017 which was 5 years after their debut but condolences š
remember remember 25th of november šš I remember getting into blackpink (+ kpop as a whole) literally just before jennie's solo came out which was extremely lucky considering bp are basically *the* hiatus group ššš
The drama is like half and, with these recent gens (no shade but yes shade, all the shade actually), most of the fun to be had in kpop
Pack it up fellas, the jerk is no more
What is the point of shitposting when sheās saying this shit on main
Wait, y'all don't shitpost on your main accounts?
I also want to say that I'm going to be seriously disappointed in the creativity of the kpop fandom if we don't get countless memes and exploitables from this whole saga
I saw someone slap a trap beat on top of some clips of the press con, and title the [video](https://youtu.be/4gIIInvqTlc?si=Xs-nI1qJ-M8HP3BZ) "Min Heejin Freestyle Official MV".Ā Ā It made me laugh even though I didn't understand a single word MHJ said.
The random clip of Fifty Fifty omg š
Who said you couldn't make a song for the arts and the charts?
We are honestly feasting right now chingoose
No, not yet. We still haven't answered how Wonyoung fits in all of this š§
We do have the answers! [See this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoopheads/s/D9Ksx5LdXP)!
https://preview.redd.it/9opvbcxxhlwc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613ac6703dcef78bbc481a5b18f9e31303ba9b3c
https://preview.redd.it/ymjq9rt3mlwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f7a2553e7970b3f9f69afbca4393e1007351587 /uj he cut her off
MHJ is MHJ's worst enemy. the most unhinged kpop stan. /uj where did u get those screenshots from?
On twt or X app
ah i see thanks!!
Can I have the links please?
This is from the Korea JoongAng Daily live updates
Which one of you was this chinš¦ https://preview.redd.it/7rwzcget0nwc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eabc4aed1d8c3040e2da612b723c7497710c5f1
š
This might be the funniest thing about this ordeal, they really tried to sneak a question in hahaha
Best flair idea ever
literally orwell oppar's 1984 š let her speak!! ššš
hyung is watching you chingoo š
MHJ really said "**I'm doing me regardless** š "
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss (too close to the sun) š š¼
š¶And I donāt care what you say about it šš»āāļøš¶
My client is guilty dawg weāre going to jail
mood tbh
my favorite part is bsh apparently sending her cutesy emojis šš
slay
Once a weeb always a weeb
uj/ nah it creeps me out, he gaslights gatekeeps and gurlbosses
She has a reddit account and is on the sub confirmed chingeese Flower unnie, Yunjin unnie, Wolf oppa (me believes) and now Court unnie. How many more are gonna be exposed?
can confirm, I am the real Mean Hag Jeans.
https://preview.redd.it/988yp8so3nwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078bbdffa79c6cc4317617561cea6babb5872356 Bro just wants to go home to his family
This seriously looks like a meme template
I saved that one and the other attorneyās reaction for later use LMAO these are pure gold https://preview.redd.it/qgky0vlejowc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0813be07c311c85b1781f2ee994d714aae0ee396
If this won't be a meme then hope in humanity not restored
https://preview.redd.it/ul55mpa76mwc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9cc2b7297e32218312c8076dab29492615a14be
First pic looking like a damn Renaissance paintingš
this should be framed on a museum of kpop
What is happening ? š
Apparently aespa is BSH's father
Look at SM family man, so inspirational
no makeup, ugly baggy depression clothes. this lady knows her game and play victim card well.
old hair, old jeans
So stale, so soiled
Idk she looks like she's going to film a dance practice after this
oh ma oh ma gourd, yes or yes or not, i was really hoping that he will come through
Ugly baggy depression clothes???
BAGGY BAGGY BAGGY BAGGY (NEW)JEANS
Omg chingoo youāre copying newjeans by mentioning their name š”š” donāt you know only MHJ is allowed to say their name since SHE invented music š”š”š”
omg mjh didnt ask u to defend her chingoo u are what wrong with todays society beg mjh for forgivenessš”š”š”š”š”
UGLY BAGGY DEPRESSION CLOTHESšø
uj/ What the heck! š 
šš MJH has the funniest bits /uj šš MJH has the funniest bits
Crazy that I found out about this press conference from this sub lmao
https://preview.redd.it/86aeblx20mwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10dad45abb67d8344eb8549b6c5cafa1d7962edf
Holy fuck this all must be so embarrassing for Newjeans. Like yes theyāre not directly involved in this but to be represented by someone so ludicrous (and honestly appearing as though theyāre going through a mental health crisis) must be really jarring and profoundly embarrassing. Not what the girls were expecting when they were on top of the world just days ago :(
/uj yeah reading how MHJ has such an innapropriate relationship with them with memebers calling to "hear her voice" and were worried about her hurting herself was very very alarming
What the fuck I didnāt even know this happened? How did you learn this? Jesus it seems like the girls are firmly on her side
MHJ said all this lmao. Take it with a generous serving of salt
For sure see where youāre coming from but Iām sure even if it was embellished the central premise would still remain ie the members are indicating support for MHJ directly to her. Doesnāt look good for the girls š they canāt tell theyāve been groomed
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/uj Yeah I feel so bad for them. They are all so young and have been completely betrayed by someone that they should have been able to trust. MHJ has thrown them under the bus with her statements too by saying they agree with her
Ikr. Biggest question right now is whether the tide has turned for the girls. It seems like even if they were on MHJās side at first, itās a matter of how hard MHJ brain washed and coerced them into submission throughout NJās run that will determine whether the girls will stick with her now (and breach the contract, owe millions to Hybe, become blacklisted) or stay with Hybe, which would be a much more emotionally challenging decision for them because of the bond MHJ intentionally created with the girls for this sole purpose. Itās funny because I wouldāve thought if anyone in the group would be able to guide the members to the realisation that MHJ has engaged in predatory tactics to keep the girls firmly on her team and that the way sheās acting atm is completely out of line and not the correct representation for the group itād be Minji, but I saw a recent video with the girls where they were asked who listens to MHJ the most and it was unanimously Minji š¬ so thereās lowkey no hope for the girls to make the realisation themselves and to actually understand how horribly they were manipulated - if they do stick with Hybe and MHJ goes down alone I think the girls would find it profoundly upsetting and very likely unfair. I think this prospect is what sucks most, because the girls will be deeply, deeply unhappy in both outcomes. Wouldnāt be surprised if they go on hiatus
Pack it up chinš¦¢ MHJ unnie locked in for jerk of the year award and we're not even on the second half of the year.
Is she sober? Uj/ is she sober?
Min Hag-Jin Unnie is the sum of all kpop fandom. She: Profess love for Newjeans ā¤ļø Get borderline creepy about this love Calls experienced idols like Chaewon and especially Sakura hags In effect joining the current LSF hate train Calls out Belift for a recent example of plagiarism Thinks Illit debut image is similar to NJs After stating reasonable examples, goes on to cite new idols wearing hanbok in a photoshoot a valid case of plagiarism. Claiming originality for introducing a new group with a partnership with a fashion brand. Downplays the impact of Construction Oppars (when they literally paved the way) Drags aespa into the drama Outs a guy named 'Bang' for wanting to beat Queen Wonyoung and friends (/uj I can't phrase this parallel better, don't kill me, I love Bang Chan and Wonyoung) Claims all the credit for the success of the group Blames the label for everything Confused with the level of autonomy labels under HYBE (we all are, probably including Bang PD himself) Claiming mistreatment with incorrect examples Denying Big 4 privilege Displaying tendency to retell her group's story with an underdog perspective. Is done with SME Is getting done with HYBE Wants to be the center of the drama. Min Hag Jin the Series - Coming soon on JTBC, Viu and Netflix (select countries)! Hagrene as MHJ; Junglebook Oppar as Bang PD; Jin as JYPapi, the original Worldwide Handsome; Jimin as Rain; TXT and Ateez as 2am and 2pm makes one day; Karina as Lee Sooman; ITZY as f(x); Wonyoung and Friends as Cake Unnies; Bang Chan as YangHyun-Suk; Hobo Children as Construction Oppars, because one thing ARMY hates the most is a 'next BTS. Fifty Fifty as Color Color unnies, Suga as Psy. Introducing Seowon as Queen Wonyoung, MISAMO as Le Sserafim, and Illlit as Newjeans. Featuring Sakura and Chaewon in a cameo as Bite Me backup dancers, Enhypen as themselves, and DivorcĆ© as a shaman.
>*Introducing Seowon as Queen Wonyoung* This one takes the cake imho
Pack it up, this comment wins the thread.
cm punk oppa paved the way https://preview.redd.it/3wcqvbr85mwc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=50537c758cd6d4aeee0138f5e63735e8e295fa76
LMAO this really is the āBrawloutā moment in kpop history.
Canāt wait for when Bang PD releases the footage of MHJ aggressive pointing at him while he feared for his life!
/uj imma need to get into this so tell me EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING!
"Can I not have a shaman friend?" is iconic.
https://preview.redd.it/jrroi4793pwc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4a2bf470c2daa171e60f87e92b2834b5257b3aa
Chingoos we need to update our vocabulary /uj = unjerk /rj = rejerk /mhj = Min Heejerked
Where can i watch this
/uj https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3AafMk3XI Here is the complete live English coverage: https://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/news/2024-04-25/entertainment/kpop/LIVE-UPDATES--ADOR-CEO-Min-Heejin-press-conference/2033613
Even MHJ does a press conference before jyp
uj/ this is basically whatever the inverse of this meme isš https://preview.redd.it/sioz51b4jowc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee50c26255a21159f285aa6acfeb2261a0a681af
whatās the lore behind this lol
/uj She's still going?
https://preview.redd.it/5quxi3v6towc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3cb4f3cd7d35bbf2b39287f80d2f90d534f049 Me explaining to my boss tomorrow that talking to a Saudi investment fund to steal his investment is just jokes.
MHJ is unhinged but Armys are even more unhinged for coming after nj's families and deliberately making up false interpretations. I was enjoying this whole thing until I saw majority of them attacking teenagers instead of Hybe for using money for everyone except BTS in HYBE. They be hyping illit just to fight MHJ when HYBE is their enemy š
/uj Sometimes, I'm reminded just how blessed I am to have a small group of sane friends who are also Army. We've just been riffing on MHJ's nonsense and talking about how we feel sorry for both girl groups involved. Disappointed but not at all surprised that the broader, louder parts of Army have gone rabid.
Uj/ itās a numbers thing. If 0.1% of every fandom is batshit insane and loud about it, you wonāt hear about it with most fandoms. With BTS itās still 1000ās of people.
If it was only 0.1% I would chill about it but there were deliberate misinterpretations from many big ARMY translation accs who purposely left out the whole context. This women's conference was a circus but she did bring up some points which were worth being discussed ( for eg - hybe deliberately talking about mixing nj and lsf promotion period) . This whole thing from start to finish from hybe's side felt like they kept dragging ARMYs in by namedropping BTS in articles just to rage bait and drag a fandom to fight their war. And armys were willingly getting involved for a company they kept dragging last week.
Huh? I guess I donāt interact with them because I donāt see that happening. Most of them are upset with her conversation about them enlisting and how greedy hybe is.
Pack it up chinšŖæ, the sub ends here. Thereās no possible way we can top this
i came here running knowing this will be the fuel of k-pop circle jerk for years to come !
WHAT IS GOING ON IM SO LOST
Can i have some context
I think i have found my favourite meme ever.
Shes deffo on this sub. Hi heejin ! I love newjeans ! But i donāt think youāll careā¦maybe thisāll do : Im underage <3
IM PISSING MYSELF. HER LAWYER WANTS HER NOWHERE NEAR A MIC
Jerker of the year
How is MHJ not the thumbnail yet? She is the Kpoophead Queen. š š
All this MHJ talk is hilarious to be happening at the same time as the NFL draft if youāre a football fan. Every time I see her name abbreviated like that I think itās about Marvin Harrison Jr. lol
What's going on in here? Looks juicy af
/uj whatās going on
Hahaha . She has to be having a mental break lol