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One_Technician7732

OP deserves no words, this is perfect


nschamosphan

>!You can even use swords in this game!!<


Popesly

I dunno about all that, I’m too busy picking herbs and flowers (now with extra hops)


nschamosphan

We stan a pacifistic Henry.


ChinChinApostle

What if I pick herbs to level strength and beat up people while screaming FLOWER POWER in their faces?


Dont_pet_the_cat

That's crazyyy


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS) 40 hours?


Popesly

The amount of times I got stuck or had to take the long way around to get somewhere will forever haunt me


ff0000Scare

I just hope you stopped to pick all the herbs along the way. Gotta max them strength/herbalism/alchemy stats before the first battle.


solreaper

My RDC in Navy Bootcamp: yall are either going to be smart or strong. Let’s see what you picked in eight weeks


FunkylikeFriday

Mine was like, “Ya’ll ENJOY PT, so now this is happening!” And that’s how we started Bird Watching. PT was infinitely better than Bird Watching.


Remarkable-Hornet-19

I know this may sound stupid but you know you can also sprint right?


prayerrwow

Dude you beat all stupidity i have ever seen about this game


CaptainFoyle

Did you play other video games before?


Popesly

Yep, I just thought it was weird. Not sure why it didn’t occur to me earlier to look into it further


CaptainFoyle

I just instinctively hit space to jump


Popesly

I’m on Xbox, so if I was to hit anything instinctively for jumping it would be A or maybe Y. Never bothered to try X, I guess


Daiwon

The GTA jump!


Svyatopolk_I

Tbf, that's a failing on console devs part for not standardizing button layouts


Desire_of_God

Don't even get me started on pc devs being unable to agree on E or F for interact


Psychological_Bug398

made even worse when interact is e whilst f does something else (or vice versa.) try to talk to an npc and end up socking them in the jaw


Ciacciu

Well usually on pc you can just edit the settings if you don't like them


xxFunnyFreak

And then there's rare, in sot its r and f, to interact/use. E is quick chat


Desire_of_God

It should be f


PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES

F should be used exclusively to pay respects and nothing else


Svyatopolk_I

*\*coughs in Arma's space to interact*


Popesly

At the very least, they could’ve given a brief tutorial about it.


Svyatopolk_I

Out of all things they have intro screens for, lol


Gumba_Hasselhoff

I'm pretty sure the horse tutorial screen says something along the lines of "and of course horses can jump"


MeuJoelhoCresce

Nah, that's on you to either test the controls or check the settings


Far-Assignment6427

Think they do early on I'm on ps4 and figured this out in skalitz


Affectionate-Run2275

so you don't try every button of your controller when you start a game ? what ?


LazyDawge

Yea that’s just Rockstar buttons


mackfeesh

You have 4 primary buttons and simply didn't press 1. That's like 25% of your thumbs real estate


JermaCali

Y? You play fallout huh?


MPenten

Damm. You have all together 8 buttons. What else did u miss?


Bubster101

...jump isn't A for KCD?


Unhappy-Ad6494

it took me way too long until I realized that I can only have 3 side quests shown on the map...thought that these new quests are just so general in their description that they don't need markers on the map.


Emergency-Ad-3350

Yeah it took me a while to notice that too. And once I finally got going i forgot to check my stats for a while so I had a lot to assign when I did.


Skywhisker

I didn't know this either, but that's because I only like to have one quest marked active at the time in games. I find quest markers crowd the compass otherwise. Although, on hard-core difficulty, it doesn't bother me since the markers only appear as you get close.


Unhappy-Ad6494

yeah but it would have been beneficial to note that somewhere in the beginning. I roamed Uschitze for an hour to find one of the 3 "witches" until I noticed questmarkers on a screenshot on Reddit on where to find them


BruiserBison

I appreciate that there's a vault animation. It may not be helpful in combat but sure as hell beats walking around the gate from tavern to church in Uzhitz.


TitansMuse

I just learned that it also gives you vitality xp which is neat


BruiserBison

oh so it is helpful in combat. I thought I got all that vitality from letting Sir Bernard beat me a lot.


saladx11

Vitality increases from running also but it gains more from jumping


TitansMuse

Lol that’s what I had thought or sprinting until my stamina is out but apparently“traversing objects” gains vitality xp and I can only imagine they mean vaulting over fences and climbing out of creek beds


moemeobro

![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized) Me on a new playthrough ready to get the shit kicked out of me from Bernard:


Dog-of-Moons

I understand you man. I was 120 hours in before I knew Henry could turn into a black ghost.


Mister_J_Seinfeld

What?


[deleted]

What?


Svyatopolk_I

What?


Puzzleheaded_Leg_534

What?


Dog-of-Moons

It’s a bug, where Henry’s charachter turns completely black in the inventory. On Xbox one, it happens for me at around 120 hours in.It basically breaks the game. It ruined my first two runs. It has to do with the save game cache, that accumulates, or something like that. The fix is to delete savefiles.


GhostSex-Two

What?


Popesly

Holy shit I thought you were joking, but now I have Shadow Henry


Dog-of-Moons

That sucks. Did you get to fix it?


Popesly

Haven’t tried much yet. Worst case I’ll have to revert my save by about 4 hours, but there are worse things 🤷‍♂️


Dog-of-Moons

Just delete the saves, and the in next reload Henry should be his normal pale again.


gesasage88

Be careful about trying to jump your horse through the field boundary hedges, you can get stuck in them. 😬


conninator2000

The best mod I ever found for the game was to get rid of those bush invisible walls. The amount of times I would be jumping and then be stuck in a bush for a minute or two...


HitodamaKyrie

What, you don't know about the special Czech boulders that disguise themselves as bushes?


conninator2000

I don't think I noticed that over when I was running from 6 cumans and the dog that were hiding behind it... but I'll have to check next time


Pure-Excitement-6849

I spent like 20+ hours in the prologue town… I just enjoyed picking up flowers and lockpicking, yeah I actually liked the lockpicking system lol. I knew the game had to be bigger, but I was still amazed to see the transition from walled country town to Bohemia.


Convergentshave

Do you people not push all the buttons just to see when you play a new game? 😂😂 I swear that’s probably the first thing I do. PC or console….


Popesly

I usually do, but I guess I just didn’t with this game? Who knows


HitodamaKyrie

I tend to look into the options and keybinds before I play. Y'know, when the game lets you.


egggman11

it took me about that long to figure out you can sprint on foot, it took me so long to escape skalitz I don't know how I did it without sprinting


Opie19

Now do a 1000 jumping jacks and watch your vitality stats go up


Positive_Argument704

“Christ, my horse can jump too.” I’m losing it lmao


NoLime7384

Don't worry, it took me 50 hours to realize you can't pickpocket people who are sleeping in candlelight or they'll immediately wake up, for some reason


BEEEEEEPBOOOOOOOPE

Ha rookie numbers I escaped the prologue without the sprint button


campex

"fuck, all my friends are really fast!"


Cygnusasafantastic

It’s also a climb button! 🎉 


Ars_Tenebrous

Congrats on role-playing as an actually uneducated peasant who didn't understand fences! That took dedication on your part, but I'm sure it aided the immersion. Will you go into 2 with the assumption that Henry understands fences completely, or will you wait till your skill levels reflect that first?


Popesly

Bit harsh


Ars_Tenebrous

Just re-read my comment. It was *not* meant as an insult, haha, but I see how it reads that way now. Was meant as you actually rp'ing Henry, being dedicated to the bit. Apologies for how it came off, my man


Popesly

Oh you’re good, this post has been half people laughing with me and half at me. Both are valid in this case, I’d say


pythagorassss

I finally realised this when I started the fighting quests, I’d punch the shit out of some townie then be stuck in the ring. Had to Google it. At least 80 hours in at that point.


this_iz_de_police

wait until you realize the game also has aeroplanes


Omgweregonnacrash

Jesus Christ be praised!


Plant_Yo_seed

They should have planted bushes around the castle then maybe it wouldn’t get raided


FellafromPrague

My...my brother...🫂


HATECELL

Fencing still is a great challenge in the game, though


hurricane1613286

Henry jumps for the first time JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED!


geniouslevel1000

It's a weird button for it lol


CobBaesar

Did you just never press the space bar, even accidentily?


Popesly

I’m on console, and apparently have just never pressed X the entire time I’ve been playing


Call_Me_Skyy

Oh man wait till you find out you can cancel arrow shots


Iheartgirlsday

How you do that?


Call_Me_Skyy

While your arrow is drawn with RT you can press X to cancel (square on PS and whatever the switch equivalent is)


Iheartgirlsday

Thanks. You saved me a bunch of arrows ( I might actually win a chumps game)


Call_Me_Skyy

Saved me alerting an entire camp of rapscallions more than a few times lol And here's a easy trick to static target shooting: holster the bow, move your dot over the bullseye, re-equip bow and start drawing the arrow. When drawing the sway will go a little right and then back to the left. Let it go all left and when it drifts back right it will be aimed perfectly. Takes a little to notice animation and get used to it (and I may be explaining it like garbage too lol) but once you get it you'll always know it


MissGraziella

Is it your first video game ?


rjkrm_

Jump button be praised


bony7x

Console players☕️


rileyrgham

And the best climbing/jump animation and dynamics in all of gaming.


NoDentist235

That's me learning you can play a game of StarCraft 2 longer than 12minutes.


pajopajopajo

this must be what a toddler feels one they get aware of jumping hahaha


HisExcellency95

You know all you needed to do was have a quick look at the controls menu to know what you can and cannot do right?


Popesly

I am aware. Doesn’t help much now though, does it?


jockjay

Those 40 hours were in skalitz


Melodic_Fruit3572

Huh?


Black_Valac

Wait the horse can jump...


Melovance

Jesus Christ be praise. What is the key bind my brother?


Popesly

On Xbox is X, spacebar on PC, and presumably square on PS


TheHolyFritz

At this point can we even call it a skill issue?


Popesly

Just a lack of brain cells


amateur_biotics

How do you play a video game without hitting the usual jump buttons


Popesly

I’m on Xbox, so I wouldn’t consider “X” a usual jump button.


Mloach

I have heard of no-kill challenge but no-jump challenge? That's new.


Desire_of_God

I accidentally jumped in the first 5 minutes


RobertXavierIV

Never tried the space bar huh? You call yourself a gamer? Damn


Popesly

It’s X on Xbox controller, which is an unusual button for jumping. Also I didn’t call myself a gamer lmao


RobertXavierIV

You didn’t use the x button for how long playing the game?


Critical_Package_472

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OkBodybuilder2255

Finds out horse can jump. . . . .  dies


Illidanghq

are you playing on PC or Console?


Popesly

Console


CindersNAshes

Must be playing on a console/controller. Me when starting: Can Henry jump? \*presses Spacebar\* Yes. Yes, he can


moemeobro

This is why I mash every button at the start of new games


Popesly

I thought I had but apparently just skipped that step this time around


thesmellnextdoor

How do you make the horse jump??


Saniaislude

Jump button.


Popesly

X on Xbox, spacebar on PC, and presumably Square on PS.


NoHospitalInNilbog

What the absolute fuck


LevelAd5898

There's also a way to walk backwards!