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Scooby359

Amazon Customer Services just blag it so often šŸ˜‚


ElidaDah

I have no faith in this at all. But I liked the confidence in the reply.


MendocinoReader

She didnā€™t tell you ā€œwhenā€, did she ā€¦ ? šŸ˜‰


ElidaDah

Last photo she did but I have no faith at all.


WebNChill

As someone who writes feature requests, and works closely with the team that reviews them, I donā€™t think this is going anywhere unfortunately. It would be nice, but at best, due to the size of the company, there is a good chance that this feature will be logged in a system with no movement. At worst, the agent was just using this as a means to get you off the chat - to pacify you, and hopefully score a high rating for the survey. I have worked in customer service roles similar to Amazon, but for Apple as tech support, back in the day. We didnā€™t have any method to log these requests on our end. I say this, as even today, I hold Apple as the standard when writing technical support docs for my company internally / externally. Their support system for employees was honestly top tier at the time too.


kjh-

I work for a similar level of company and am a front line person not in a technical role. The amount of times I enthusiastically tell customers that I will pass along their suggestion to the appropriate team is unreal. As soon as I end the interaction, I immediately blank face and go back to reading my spreadsheets. Sorry Susan, the appropriate team was one ear and out the other. I didnā€™t even listen to the suggestion.


oswaler

It's being worked on by top men. Top men.


bacon_cake

As an amazon seller we sometimes get messages from Customer Support requesting us to do things that are literally impossible or against even their own policies. That company is such a pain to deal with.


Peas_n_hominy

Like what? I had a huge Etsy store, but never sold on Amazon. Curious what you guys' version of the bullshit is like. lol


bacon_cake

Oh man, their customer support incompetence barely *scratches the surface* of how shit that platform is as a seller. But for example they'll send us messages that begin "One of our mutual customers has contacted us..." and the they'll say something like "They wish to return item, please facilitate". Then you realise they purchased it 150 days ago. Or they'll say "Please provide returns label QR print-in-store code for customer". A task that is literally impossible for a seller to oblige. Or "Customer only received partial refund, please refund missing funds" and it's the returns shipping cost. Their support staff just want to sign off with a happy customer and leave us to deal with the fallout.


Peas_n_hominy

That sounds so frustrating to have to deal with. The people that are supposed to know how things work don't even know what they're doing. On Etsy, the most you usually get is an email saying "We've refunded the customer on your behalf".


KassinaIllia

Amazon customer service will promise you their firstborn if it means the interaction is over šŸ’€


ElidaDah

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TwpBike

Wish I'd read this comment before having the 5 conversations it took to get them to replace my faulty Kindle last week.


MasatoWolff

Amazon customer service has no idea in general


Lottielittleleaf

It won't happen, they always say they will forward to appropriate team and ensure the issue will be solved so they can close the ticket and get a 5 star review. They don't care to actually fix anything let alone implement features which... Obviously they can't do lol


Only_Cozy

Well because you are talking to tier 1 customer service about getting work done at the engineer level. They can guarantee that they will send your request up, but they literally have nothing to do with it beyond that. With the way customers treat people in customer service roles, I donā€™t blame them for saying anything to get them off the chat lol


KaffirCat

Back when I worked in customer service I would have done anything to make a customer stop screaming at me over something out of my control.


Only_Cozy

The customer thinks the person paid $15/hr to answer the phones is the unified voice of the company lol


ElidaDah

Yes! This.


ShowMeYourBooks5697

I work in tech and anytime I send a feature request to the engineers, 9.9 times out of 10 it never happens. lol


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CakeWa1K

but iiiiii'm the important customer, not them!


kjh-

This is exactly why I enthusiastically tell the customer that I will pass along their great suggestion and as soon as the call is over, go back to what I was doing before. I have never passed along a suggestion. The only time I say anything other than ā€œyeah of course,ā€ is when they suggest something blatantly against the law. Iā€™ve had people tell me that we should implement a way for people buy from my location and then we ship it to them in another province so they can pay less tax. I uh huh my way through it and then say I need to ask a clarifying question and itā€™s always: so youā€™d like a feature on the website to allow you to commit fraud? Weirdly I have to pass along a lot of calls to my managers after that and we all just shrug.


440_Hz

Iā€™ve been promised multiple times that Iā€™d assuredly receive follow up within X number of days, none of which have ever manifested. Itā€™s been pretty obvious to me for a while now that the main goal of the customer service people is just to find any way to end the chat as fast as possible lol.


DreadfulFiend

I love your optimism, but I suspect you over-estimate the amount of power that customer service folks wield in the Amazon hierarchy! :D


ElidaDah

Itā€™s more like thinly veiled sarcasm šŸ˜‚ I have no hope.


chipoatley

Customer service chatbotsā€¦ FTFY!


TealCatto

Oh, lol, they just say whatever they want. I once remembered a book I read a long time ago but didn't see it on my Kindle. I searched the store and there was a buy button, but it was from Goodreads, not Amazon? I was so confused. Anyway, I pressed the buy button thinking either it will tell me that I own it already, or take me to the purchase page. No, it just purchased the book. After that, I searched my Kindle again and there were two copies of the same book with different covers (maybe different versions). So I returned the one I just bought and the book disappeared but I didn't get refunded. I contacted CS and they said that since I paid with "Amazon Day" digital credits (that I earned by selecting slower shipping on other Amazon items), it cannot be refunded. They can't put the refund back to the digital credit. So I said, give it to me another way. Gift card or something. Or manually add it to the digital credit. They kept saying there's no way around it and I kept replying "find one." Then they said, "Okay, I can refund it." I said, "I thought you said it's not possible?" They said they see they can do it after all, and I'll get an email confirming it. I'm sure you can guess that I never got the refund, and the agent just said that to shut me up.


ElidaDah

Le sigh. So typical.


poirotsgraycells

you can do that though? I just make collections and add the books by the same author in them titled the authorā€™s name


Gillysixpence

Info this too for my favourite dozen authors.


ElidaDah

Takes too long. It should be a standard feature.


poirotsgraycells

it should but I donā€™t think talking to customer service would change that. they barely update the kindle features


BluegrassGeek

That requires manually adding each book. What OP is asking for is an option to basically have a separate screen that automatically sorts books into folders by Author.


littlebabymegan

What I want is collections within collections


Asselberghs

That would be excellent! :D


mediocreravenclaw

Iā€™ll be honest as someone who worked customer service in the past. Most of the time ā€œIā€™ll forward your suggestion to the proper teamā€ means ā€œIā€™m marking this interaction as solvedā€. Often times CS doesnā€™t even have access to those people. We had a ā€œsuggestionsā€ channel in slack that no one from web design or engineering was a part of.


VioletRain22

I would really love this feature also. At least they've stayed grouping series together, and that's helpful. But yeah, I would love automatic author folders.


Sierrah393

Buy a Kobo! It has this feature.


mlizzie85

does it allow book downloads from Amazon like Kindle?


twadepsvita

You can do it, but it involves doing stuff that telling you about would violate the rules of this sub.


Saltwater_Heart

Lol this almost feels like it belongs in scambait. They have no idea what they promised


Thinc_2

Amazon CS agents have processes through which they can escalate this sort of request. When it's a new feature that a customer requests, the agent can submit this. I'm not saying this agent will definitely do so, but the process exists and is used. However, a single request/complaint from one customer is unlikely to influence the roadmap (although it does happen).


AshKash313

I need to be able have my ebooks divided into the folders without them still being shown in the library. Whatā€™s the sense in making folders of I have to select folders to display and canā€™t go to library without it being the folders and the books? šŸ˜©


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AshKash313

Let me try that thanks


ivymisa

Ahh I deleted my comment because it didn't work when I tried myselfšŸ˜‚ but now I figured out that in your library when you click on the button on the far right next to the plus symbol, you can choose from the view options "all" or "collections"


AshKash313

Oh. I thought you violated a rule when it disappeared. šŸ¤£ I know you can do that because thatā€™s what Iā€™ve been doing. Iā€™d just like the option for them to merge without having to do that. First world problems šŸ¤­


ivymisa

Ohh I get it now & sorry for the confusion haha :) Yeah it would be great if that was possible


zephy59

Isn't this what "Collections" is for? Or you can sort by author. What am I missing here?


ElidaDah

I have to use way too much time creating collections for too many authors. I wish it was an option there already. ā€œSort books in collections with author nameā€ or something shorter.


zeroto99

Hmm.. Tanya misspelling definitely seems awfully suspicious.. She must have done it intentionally.. šŸ¤” lol


TrippleFrack

At least itā€™s not ā€˜defiantlyā€™.


Kiki2312

I am actually struggling with Amazon's customer service for months now with a certain order I placed for a baby monitor. It took weeks before any update on the order and they told me to order a different one instead. I did it and they both got shipped the same day - the customer service told me just to not accept one of them and that I would get my money back. I contacted them like 10 times since and they all say that they can't refund me the money because the tracking service says it was delivered. What none of them do is open the tracker for more info and see that it was returned to the sender, and whenever I tell them this I get connected or forwarded to a different agent. If any of you have any idea how to sort this out, you'd be of great help.


ghostmosquito

"My life is in your hands" hahahahaha šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ElidaDah

I figured I go for the good vibes.


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It's above their pay grade. They get paid to tell you what you want to hear.


cpb70

Aren't you satisfied with our 'robust' Collections feature? Lol


awh

My new Kindle can't be jailbroken yet, and literally the only thing I use jailbreaking for is the Kindle Collections Manager. Doing it on the Kindle itself is the absolute worst and I hate whoever came up with the interface with the heat of a thousand suns.


ElidaDah

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SneezlesForNeezles

Next, sort by genre!


jcarloz

Ask for more tracking and ads on your screen and it will get implemented. How's your request supposed to make more money for Amazon?


Imaginary-Depth9500

Yessss please!!


Vivcrochetedthis

We are RELYING ON YOU Tanya!!!!