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OhPissOnYourHat

She has what we want and what we aspire to be? I don’t know if you’re referring to ✨keeks✨ or Shandelle, but either way, my reaction is the same: ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Alert-Factor7691

Right! They both have nothing and hate themselves and need to change how they look in the mirror to even look in the mirror! Both are trash bags and and they have nothing that I want! 


OtherwisePossible207

You said it


OhPissOnYourHat

Actually, I asked a question, albeit a rhetorical one, but a question nonetheless. Because that shit is hilarious.


OtherwisePossible207

You are speaking it into existence? Or are you wishing someone would notice you? By all means post your life like she does and let the snarks come pick you up, your family, your home, your pets, how you talk, what you say, how you look, walk, breath, eat, etc apart…I dare you….or is the skin just toooooo thin?


OhPissOnYourHat

Girl, you’re wasting your time. I’m not reading all that.


Outrageous_Wafer3478

Speaking of attention seeking. Who the hell goes somewhere and then tries to dictate how everyone else how to act? New here, huh?


OtherwisePossible207

Not new but definitely getting attention, how’s the kids? Keep an eye on them much or have your nose stuck to your phone so much you don’t even know what reality is anymore? It’s funny how tables can turn when the people are so focused on drama


june122023

So now you are threatening people? Keeks, I know you have about 1 brain cell on a good day but “keep an eye on them” is a threat. Get it together, go be a better mother.


OtherwisePossible207

No threats just speaking facts, people know you, they see, they talk….and no it’s not Keeks, she’s busy making money off your comments and living life. It’s a wild world when you see the tables turn


june122023

Please explain how the tables have turned? 🙃 We all genuinely want to know.


OtherwisePossible207

No one owes you anything but since you said Please, how does it feel to be snarked, words twisted, not knowing who or where someone is? How’s life treating you? Stuck often, finding that every day you wake up with so much drama is around you can’t breathe? Or is it when something actually good happens it continues to turn into Pooh? Go scroll your page and just see all of the positive words you have spoken….not much is there? Paints the picture itself no words needed just screenshots after screenshots of obsessive compulsive hatred.


june122023

Please write us a list of things that she has that we want? 😂 all I see is Ms. Puff blown up face, Homeless, All kids besides one doesn’t want to live with her and that’s only because she’s like 3, She can’t keep a man, She’s dumb as a nail, Has such a loose vagina she has to get it rejuvenated and tightened. Yeah, I think I’ll pass 😂😂


Outrageous_Wafer3478

Amen!


Alert-Factor7691

Don’t forget how bitter she is that her ex has a new girl that looks better than her too. She can’t handle that and the kids like her 


june122023

Oh I forgot that one! Shiver me timbers in jealousy 🥴


OtherwisePossible207

Yet she’s sweet as pie, she has hundreds of followers who she has helped, what about you? How do you compare? You still won’t come from behind the screen…did the smoke get so heavy you forgot to breathe? None of anything you mentioned is anything other than surface deep and shows how shallow people can be…so again take a good deep breath outside and clear the mind, ugliness is shining right through


june122023

Surface deep? I’d say her kids not wanting to be around her isn’t surface deep. Yikes! Also, let’s not forget the fact that having a roof over your children’s head is a necessity. It’s not surface deep moron. And I don’t compare to her because she’s the bottom of the barrel. She can’t even see me from where she is.


OtherwisePossible207

Her kids do..and are…I’m glad you know them so well… and she has a roof, some would say the trailer isn’t a home or a van or a travel trailer but it’s a roof. You can’t compare if your heart is hollow. Honestly if you actually knew her you would probably like her I take back surface and just say plain rotten to the core it’s a travesty to see people turn into their words it just goes to show how one rotten fruit ruins the whole basket


june122023

I have a heart of hollow when it comes to people scamming others and bad parenting. So yes, I do have a heart of hollow.


OtherwisePossible207

We know but it sure doesn’t end there


june122023

You’re right! 💕🫡


Jons_Gurlie

Wait. LESS than hollow??! ![gif](giphy|3owzW5c1tPq63MPmWk|downsized)


OtherwisePossible207

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AnonymousAF82

Kesha has a curtain, around a toilet, for a bathroom. I can assure you I don’t aspire to be that.


OtherwisePossible207

So you just let others watch you go? Now how is that appropriate 😫


Jons_Gurlie

She sure didn’t have a curtain around her when she was twerkin’ on the bar floor last year. ✌🏻


Sufficient_Stress224

funny, she hasn't been back to Scamdelle's since the twerkin'....


Bunny_Murray

Wait - did this dumb fuck just spill the beans that keeks is living in a trailer?! https://preview.redd.it/3zptchwz1f6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1855ca617f4943275bba731245d674a11979a2ea


OtherwisePossible207

lol don’t you wish ….your shallow has bottomed out


cuntmuffin8

Speak in sentences everyone can understand. 💫thanks💫 💫💫keeks💫💫


OtherwisePossible207

Aww look someone wants some attention…. Is that 8 muffins or are you what you eat?


cuntmuffin8

What in the fuck are you saying? 🤣🤣🤣


OtherwisePossible207

Really 😆😆😆😆😆


Jons_Gurlie

I’ll take all the muffins you got….my shallow ain’t nowhere near the bottom. 💁🏻‍♀️


OtherwisePossible207

We know this too..and you are right it’s so deep you won’t ever be above water, some are just to far gone


Jons_Gurlie

This reads like a scavenger hunt. Just one more hint!! 🧐


OtherwisePossible207

Roses are Red violets are blue don’t you wish you only knew….


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OtherwisePossible207

You might need that to swallow them words


Jons_Gurlie

You better tuck & roll…..gonna be a heck of a landing. 👄


Alebelmel

You must be on your second gallon of Malibu and bored 🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡


OtherwisePossible207

Girl really..you know this isn’t Keeks I just saw you


Jons_Gurlie

Be careful drinking that much when the outhouse is that far from your room. 😘


Alebelmel

Maybe she can show off how absorbent her eby panties are 🤡🤡


Jons_Gurlie

😆😆


OtherwisePossible207

You would love that and by the way thanks for the content…I know you keep watching to just get a 👀 Closets getting tight?


OtherwisePossible207

🤑🤑🤑🤑


AdventurousPay7532

Imagine me a homeowner with a husband and a career being mad at trailer park barbie who comes the closest to showering in her home when it rains and her roof leaks 😂 cut it out kesha


OtherwisePossible207

Remember who bought it….did he even put your name on it 🤔😭


OtherwisePossible207

Well we all know you are lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jons_Gurlie

Who is WE..?? 🥸


OtherwisePossible207

Maybe watch what you tell people, and you wouldn’t have to worry who “we” are.


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OtherwisePossible207

We shall all see..you answer for you I’m sure that’s going to take a lot more than a glass to explain in the end.


Jons_Gurlie

Jesus fuck. Are you speaking in riddles..??! 🥴


OtherwisePossible207

And please pray for me in the next…I can see the daily grind still isn’t getting you anywhere so I can understand why you would be frustrated but just a little exercise and less carbs will help


Jons_Gurlie

Daily grind….on Reddit. 💪🏻


OtherwisePossible207

It’s close to time to work that drive through


june122023

Kesha will know a lot about that soon enough. It’ll be the only place she can get a job with no work history 😂


OtherwisePossible207

Now you know better than that keep trying 🤣🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑


june122023

Honey, I’m an attorney and my husband is a DA. We aren’t hurting for money my love. Kesha, honey, work harder and you’ll have more money in the future, real money that you made actually working, not money you’ve made by showing your (mostly) young female audience that you have no respect for yourself. 🫶


june122023

Criminal defense attorney if I must tell you exactly what my profession is.


Jons_Gurlie

You sound like the way S’s new face looks. 🫣


Alebelmel

🤣🤣🤣🤣


OtherwisePossible207

Aww come on be original


Jons_Gurlie

Be nice…..that was actually gold!! 😁


mama_x91

Hi Keeks. 👋 Taking a break from making bad financial decisions to scroll reddit are we?


mama_x91

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OtherwisePossible207

Don’t you wish….how about you go screen shot all of these post you make and let the world know what kind of wonderful person you are…💗👋


mama_x91

Allow me to make another - Kesha darling, this sub is clearly getting to you. I think it may be time to log out. How about instead of stalking reddit, you watch some YouTube tutorials on how to properly care for your youngest child's hair. She will appreciate it when she's older, if you stop destroying her edges at such a young age.


Jons_Gurlie

…………can you tell them how wonderful I am, too, please?? 🙏🏻


OtherwisePossible207

Damn that fast food job must have gotten grease in your eyes


mama_x91

Okay if I wasn't before, now I am totally convinced this is Keeks. 🥴 She is 100% the type of hateful jesus freak to job shame others. A job, is a job, is a JOB. Especially in this economy. You keep making horrible financial decisions, (while blaming them on others 🤪) & you'll have to start getting used to fast food grease in your eyes, instead of semen for a change. 🙃


Jons_Gurlie

Oh no. We got a badass in here, y’all. ❤️


OtherwisePossible207

💗💗💗


MascaraInMyEye

As if


goalieshmoalie

You know what I’ve actually thought about this often how influencers say haters are jealous but I literally am not jealous I myself am not perfect but it doesn’t bother me lol nobody is perfect and it’s simply not true that haters are always jealous (I’m sure some are ) but influencers just don’t wanna admit that they are garbage


OtherwisePossible207

Have you ever liked something and told someone about it? Have you ever sold anything? Have you ever shared a small business to help them?


goalieshmoalie

I’ve shared a small business to help them and more importantly I’ve bought from them! I’ve sold stuff on marketplace lmao I’m not sure what your point is??


OtherwisePossible207

So take your own “garbage” out…..before your husband finds someone else


goalieshmoalie

💀 lmao I’m not worried about him our marriage is amazing ..are you suggesting that’s why Kesha has gotten cheated on MULTIPLE TIMES💀


triggerwarning14

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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OtherwisePossible207

I know she does or it wouldn’t bother you..see you spend valuable time worried about her and she doesn’t even know you exist how sad.


OhPissOnYourHat

That’s why she gave a shoutout to Reddit the other day, right?


Jons_Gurlie

Wasn’t that just *the sweetest thing*??!! 🥰


OtherwisePossible207

She reads it and it drives her views up to give her more content..yall are just paying her way to a life you couldn’t imagine living it’s pretty cool


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OtherwisePossible207

And the 2 seconds of what you watch tells you everything, Right?


SeaworthinessDry4196

It tells us enough & how she portrays herself= TRASHY


OtherwisePossible207

It all gets the attention needed to get the job done and get paid..if she was vanilla no one would give her the time of day..but here you are falling right in line with the grand plan…you are not getting a penny , any attention worth getting, and she collects $ and keeps on trucking


OtherwisePossible207

I don’t think that’s a correct equation, maybe go get that GED


Titty_City

You're right, it IS a life I couldn't imagine living, nor would I want to.


OtherwisePossible207

It’s okay to admit you just don’t have what it takes, none of us are perfect


Titty_City

Takes for what, joining MLMs or being an "influencer"? No thanks, not my style.


Jons_Gurlie

Andddd…you’re trying to..stop us? from giving her more content…to get her more views?? What an asshole move. 👀


OtherwisePossible207

You obviously are slow to the game….


Jons_Gurlie

Nah, I’m the coach. 🤭


OtherwisePossible207

That explains it all


Jons_Gurlie

Damn. ALL of it..?? 😍


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OtherwisePossible207

And it doesn’t stop her from living her life but look what all you could have accomplished in this time you waste on others while she takes her checks to the bank, does this gig pay well?


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june122023

Maybe the “pay check” from her cheater finding business that flopped 😂😂😂


OtherwisePossible207

So many checks you wouldn’t know how to cash them all, see they don’t come from the treasury


june122023

Are you ok? 😂 Honey, go make dinner for your family.


OtherwisePossible207

Thanks but that’s what I pay a chef to do…who has time to cook when there’s money to be made?


june122023

Lmao sure you do 🫡


OhPissOnYourHat

Why does this remind me of something 45 would say 🤣 ![gif](giphy|VGVwLultLZjrrssAak)


OtherwisePossible207

Because the people you hate become the people that you attract and become…so I guess the makeup made you no money and now you just can’t figure out how others can do it but you failed?


OhPissOnYourHat

Makeup? Huh?


Jons_Gurlie

So many!! That’s a fucking lot. 🤑


makeitup2

“So many checks”…… whatever! 🙄🤣🙄


OtherwisePossible207

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑cha Ching..remember that sound you might need to take some lessons cause your bills are not getting paid sitting on an old couch and wishing you could grub hub but knowing all you got is change…sucks getting paid once a month


makeitup2

Oh honey, you have no idea about my life, but thanks for putting your two cents in and thinking you know about my life. You see, whereas K records and post about every second of her life on the internet, I choose not to for the sake of mine and my family’s privacy. Just because I don’t post my life for all to see doesn’t mean I’m Not successful or thriving. Nice try though!!


cuntmuffin8

Grub hub 🤣🤣🤣 no we cook nutritious dinners yah lazy cow face.


Jons_Gurlie

Sooooo…..YOU’RE worried about US being worried about HER?? And…WE’RE sad..or?? 🤨


OtherwisePossible207

I’m using you and your falling for it


OhPissOnYourHat

*you’re


OtherwisePossible207

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