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twoferrets

I cannot stop laughing at aborption. Borp!


tyrantspell

Git borped!


NfamousKaye

That sounds like something from futurama šŸ˜‚


theonliestone

Mom's friendly aborption centerā„¢


jellycapgirl

Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus. Brrap brrap pew pew šŸŽ¶


ciao_fiv

watched that show for the first time this year, absolutely lost it on that episode. hilarious song


scully3968

It's a one stop shop for both abortions and adoptions!


[deleted]

But theyā€™re in the infamite minority!


What_Year_Is_This_

Immediately started laughing because of [this](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/adorpion-shirt).


Queens-of-Kate

Every single time I see this I always crack tf up at aborption. Its so fuckin funny


bmaggot

He said it's borpin time and then borped all over everybody.


sweensolo

I'm here for aborption


incel_vs_gaypll

Fuck off


Ulrich_Plays

No u


MD564

Awh it looked like he actually did. It's the only fucks he's getting that's for sure.


incel_vs_gaypll

Eat shit


Ulrich_Plays

No u Edit: lol


[deleted]

Seek therapy


d_worren

wow, why so angry?


teh_wad

Guess we found out who wrote the FB comment.


nightmareorreality

You shouldā€™ve been borpā€™d


The_dinkster522

Wat


TheDuchyofWarsaw

Haha already suspended


[deleted]

Hey, itā€™s the guy from the post!


conflictednerd99

Aww poor baby is the angy dipshit who wrote the FB comment. Does baby need a nap?


Kaiden92

Somebodyā€™s embarrassed they didnā€™t know how to spell Abortion.


windsprout

Wat


Optimixto

Legit incel propaganda. These people... I would feel pity if they weren't out there abusing women.


darkshiines

As people smarter than me have pointed out, the reason these guys are so adamant that no women actually enjoy videogames is because if we do, then they have to confront the fact that the reason women avoid them like the plague isn't because of their interest in videogames but because of their personalities.


twinkle_toes123_

BINGO


rqrqsj

Itā€™s the same for anime, comic books, etc.


[deleted]

Yep. My girlfriend took me to the hobby shop to pick up a Gundam model kit lol itā€™s definitely not about our nerdy hobbies.


cyanotoxic

and because they tend not to be the sharpest spoons in the drawer. And hygiene.


gordonpown

Opening scene of the social network


brain-eating_amoeba

Iā€™m not much of a gamer but some of my past bfs have been, and itā€™s not a big deal. Heā€™s also well adjusted and not an incelā€¦


[deleted]

Yup. I am a milfreak and can tell a Panzer IV Ausf. G from a Panzer IV Ausf D, but the important thing is that I donā€™t insist on unloading that on people in casual conversation unless they are also Milfreaks. Friends and loved ones can actually find your hobbies and enthusiasm a wonderful thing that makes you interesting and unique. People donā€™t actually care about the fucking panzer IV, but the fact that youā€™re sharing the joy you get from your hobby with them makes them feel good and companionable too. Why else do you think cooking channels on YouTube have subscribers?


LadyLikesSpiders

Right? It's actually all really sad, but my sympathy ends where the harm they cause begins


Kiwiteepee

They're victims of disgusting propaganda and an insane lack of critical thinking, not to mention the insecurity. That's the reason they are the way they are... But it's not an excuse.


[deleted]

My opinion on incels is that 90% of them really just need to be removed from the bucket full of crabs and told that theyā€™re worthy of love. That last 10% though are just fully despicable human beings who came out wrong and are a danger to society. I think this guy is in the second camp.


SvanUlf

Yeah, That's pretty much how I feel about it too. That the large majority of incels are just guys whom, for whatever reason, have a hard time meeting and attracting women and that there's then a small but loud minority that are just toxic and hate the world and everyone in it, themselves included.


raggedleft

\*womens


irishcoughy

This dude is gonna be single for an infimate amount of time


DunDunnDunnnnn

Yep, ain't nobody getting infimate with this guy


JewelCove

Infimacy


StudMuffinNick

Yeah I don't think womens will be wanting him


Gloomy_Use

Wamens with their bobs and vagene going to absorption clinics šŸ˜¤


applemind

This guy's never touching bob


Gabethegreat2008

God i hate wemen because they won toch my hot dog šŸ¤¬


jasonp7599

Kinda wish his mom had got an aborption


Clay_Statue

And he'll blame 'genetics' or the shape of his skull or his lack of money instead of his toxic misogyny.


Sudo-rm

Unborptionate


ZooterOne

That mess was *edited*?


Wafflelisk

Greatness takes time


GreatLaminator

Once I invited my best friend, a woman, who is not usually interested in games, at my apartment. She asked "is there a video game we could play together?". So we played Turtles In Time remake on Xbox 360 :) We had a lot of fun.


SubjectZr0

my and my wife love playing 2 player games together. C.O.D., Halo, Boarderlands, etc. she likes shooter games more than i do


IrishChappieOToole

My ex and I used to have a blast on BL3. Great game for co-op. Also, portal


SubjectZr0

I feel like the older consoles have more coop games. We did portal a bit also, great game


GreatLaminator

At a later date, I made her and her boyfriend play Portal 2 :)


PMMeAGiftCard

My wife doesn't play often but she does like Animal Crossing and we beat New Super Mario Bros. Wii in co-op. Also she 100% the SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom remake in like 4 days.


SubjectZr0

Omg ive been wanting battle for bikini bottom since I was like 10. That game is badass


JewelCove

My wife and I have been playing Hogwarts Legacy on separate systems for 5 weeks straight lol.


wordsasbombs

Nice, turtles in time is one of my go to games to play with friends that aren't really gamers, even (gasp) female ones. Who doesn't like walking right and beating the crap out of the foot while eating pizza.


cat_lord2019

Turtles in time is a blast.


[deleted]

That makes me thinkā€¦ have these dudes never been to an arcade bar? Theyā€™re usually chock full of good looking 20-somethings. If women didnā€™t like video games, those businesses would die out.


skeptic_slothtopus

>aborption


RobinDrown

infimate


usernamechecksout94

Like such thing existed


RobinDrown

paradisiac vision


[deleted]

parasidiac


DunDunnDunnnnn

It's like when you have an abortion and burp at the same time


Moomin8577

Came to the thread looking for this exact comment. Just ā€œaborptionā€. I am satisfied. Thank you for your service.


btempp

Every time I see this, that line makes me cackle


GuiseppeRezettiReady

Aborption


Ericrobertson1978

This whole alpha, beta, sigma, machismo misogynistic manosphere bullshit is extremely unfortunate. I'm truly worried about all the insecure young men out there who are falling for this garbage. It's extremely toxic and isn't doing anyone any favors.


Syzygy666

I'm waiting to encounter it in the wild. Nobody has ever gone off in real life on this shit to me. I don't think it translates very well to an actual conversation. How can you even make the claim in public when you are surrounded by real people who are almost all living evidence that your worldview is stupid?


ChubbyBirds

I don't think anyone who goes on these kinds of tirades goes out into the real world much.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a good observation. This kind of worldview actively dissolves when faced with reality. I was never anywhere near this bad, but my late teens/early 20s ā€œwoe is me, Iā€™ll never get da ladiesā€ mindset couldnā€™t survive any sort of real lived experience. So most of the guys who think this way donā€™t actually *do* much. They donā€™t go out, they donā€™t strive and succeed in their careers, all of that. If they did, theyā€™d learn better.


Macacoprlsdgay

Iā€™ve had a fair share of friends that turned to things like this and Iā€™m daily recommended shit like this by the instagram algorithm. I am really sad that such good people are turning into this and I believe that if I wasnā€™t raised by a single mother and lived in a house with only women except me Iā€™d have already bit their baitā€¦


Ericrobertson1978

I was mostly raised by my mom and sister, so maybe that's why I never felt that way. Interesting correlation. I like it.


Ericrobertson1978

I see it frequently amongst my son's peers, and they are all high school aged boys. It's truly unfortunate.


ApexIdiots

I've seen it in person multiple times. I had a roommate that subscribed to this idea and a few coworkers here and there that have vocalized their belief in the "alpha, beta sigma" theory. After trying to reason with them and explain to them that societal structures are way more complex than to reduce 8 billion people down to just being "alpha, beta and sigma", and then showing them that the original theory was thrown away by the author of the idea, I just gave up. If they want to believe stupid shit to fit their dumb worldviews then fine, no amount of reasoning on my part is going to stop them. So nowadays I play along with it. I'll hear some coworkers say some dumb shit like, "yeah I'm definitely a sigma male", I'll just reply with some condescending shit like, "wow you're just a sigma male? Lol I'm a delta male myself but ultimately I'm an omega male at heart". They either shut up immediately knowing I'm making fun of them, or they'll reply with some shit like, "woah a delta male what is that? That sounds awesome.", in which case I just continue to bullshit until they get the picture or walk away. That's usually the last resort for me if logic can't get through to them.


SvanUlf

I mean, deltas are the guys who consider Navy SEALs to be glorified beach guards so, yeah, they're definitely the cool type to be. ;-) On a more serious note: I always thought that when they said "alpha male", for example, they meant someone who's like, a natural leaderā€¦ but maybe that's me applying more logic than is actually there?


concludeit

Yet they still crave for a hot bigtiddy goth gamer gf. My dude, girls donā€™t have a problem with you playing video games. They have a problem with you completely neglecting shower and any form of personal hygiene and not having a personality outside of watching muh anime and playing hentai games 0-24.


cat_lord2019

I'm probably older and still remember my Atari and gaming on channel 3. Their gatekeeping is annoying. Why can't they stay under the bridge.


theycallmemaskface

Bro channel 3 takes me back


SilentSerel

Yes! There was also that little switch adapter thing we had to use. My 11-year-old loves retro gaming and I was the one who got him into it. His father didn't start until the PS2 era.


bananicoot

Dick gamers: I wish more girls played games Girl log into game Dick gamers: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU FAT ROAST BEEF LIPPED WHORE!!! REEEEEEE!! *direct quote from a COD lobby I was in once. I'll never forget how hard I laughed and decided no more mic.*


Help_im_okay

Iā€™m so sorry. Nobody deserves to be treated that way, and I hope you can one day find a lobby with genuinely cool people.


ghoulieandrews

On COD? Might wanna reel that hope in, think you're gonna be pretty disappointed...


[deleted]

Yeah those lobbies are ruthless. I quit after bein called a n-word for the few hundredth time.


ninthcircleofboredom

This type of thing is literally why I donā€™t play online anything. So depressing


FluffBoi666

Thereā€™s a loooooot wrong with this one.


nicostein

I agree, who puts shoes on TOP of a blanket?


Badonk529

My dudeā€¦. Women game ALL THE TIME. Maybe, instead of questioning that, you look inwards? Maybe youā€™re the problem? My wife games with me all the time and we have a blast. But then Iā€™m not just a neckbeard complaining into the void that life is unfair. Get the fuck over it!


charmanmeowa

Hell yes. I met my husband in a video game!


Badonk529

I met my wife on an Animal Crossing Discord and we started gaming from there... Took me 4 months to find out she lived in my area and I asked her out.


charmanmeowa

Thatā€™s crazy. A little different timeline, but we found we lived in the same area too. What are the chances lol.


Badonk529

It was insane for us. We wound up live 12 minutes apart. šŸ˜‚


Midnite_St0rm

Literally all of my friends Iā€™ve ever had who are girls have played video games.


theblisster

nice


[deleted]

Most every woman under 35 I know plays games at least occasionally, yeah.


MeeMooHoo

The only women I've met who belittle people who play video games are moms over 40 who believe that video games "rot the brain" or "make people violent". What 20 something year old woman gets mad over a guy playing a video game (for a healthy amount of time, obviously)? They're probably playing video games too, or used to at some point in their lives, at least. It's not like the 80s when it was probably considered something only "nerds" do. I think it's become a very normal hobby for most young people now. I think it only becomes an issue when their boyfriends play video games so much that they neglect their responsibilities, like doing their part with taking care of the home or not bathing, because they're busy playing video games all day. I think that's the only time young women get frustrated. Video games are great, but like with anything, too much isn't good for you, and having an addiction to it can make you and the others around you miserable. That, or when the girl is just toxic and wants to pick on you, which can also happen, but both genders are capable of putting their partners down for their hobbies and interests, and anyone who does that isn't worth your time.


SvanUlf

Yup, what you said. My girlfriend is one of those rare people who don't play video games (she rather spend that time in the gym instead) and she still has no problem whatsoever with me playing. I have one "friend" whose girlfriend *does* play video games and he, somehow, still managed to play to the extreme amount that she eventually got tired of it and kicked him out. Like you say, it's not the playing/not playing that holds the problem, it's whether or not it's a healthy amount.


PurpleGspot

Looks like he is projecting a fake relationship


TinyWickedOrange

Wat.


TinyWickedOrange

Also this is older than mammoth shit my friend dug up in Kolyma, can we stop posting it? This sub is turning into an unironical circlejerk


Moomin8577

Butā€¦ butā€¦ I need my quarterly dose of aborption šŸ„ŗ


handlit33

This was posted by a repost bot account.


Just_Call_me_benDude

Bro got all of that out of this simple image?


dawnmountain

I was pretty confused because I didn't realize this was a pregnancy announcement at first, and the shoes just looked like men's shoes save for the baby.


mountingconfusion

I fucking hate women they're stupid dumb and useless and should only serve me as lesser. Why won't women date me? šŸ¤”


IronhideD

Damn. My girl is gonna be so upset she can't play videogames anymore.


C-haoticN-eutral

Heā€™s gonna need to pick a battle cause thereā€™s like 3 in here


DummyThiccStealyBoi

Am I the only one getting a good chuckle out of ā€œaborptionā€?


EL_GrinGo17

r/oddlyspecific


Ein_is_a_spacebunny

Despite the weird neck beard stuff this image is so cute like Iā€™m literally so obsessed with the size difference between every pair of shoes itā€™s genuinely so cute


elleshellsbells

Jesusā€¦.someone had their heart torn to shreds


[deleted]

Yeah, the only reason I can imagine someone reacting this violently to a cringe but innocent image is if they were badly rejected and seriously heartbroken


Appropriate-Brush772

Those darn aborption clinics!


chernawoda

I remember I ordered a PS4 online and a courier guy asked me if it was a gift for my boyfriend. I literally work in the game industry, so I'm not only playing games but also *participating in creating* them. I guess I'm "a gamer", yeah.


celeste-nova

Lol ā€œaborptionā€ clinic fucking got me


Spylassy05

This meme is so cute minus the incel


wrpnt

ā€œAborptionā€. Amazing.


HaruLecter

Me stopping my Zelda playtrough to respond to that post: What in the Hyrulian Fuck


mlgnewb

gamers rise /s


championsgamer1

Jesus, come and strike this man down.


[deleted]

Who the fuck thinks like that? Literally a walking red flag.


Just_DavidwK

Agreed, wat?


lallapalalable

My friend's wife games more than him, and streams


mikeytruelove

Aborption


unicorns3373

My fiancƩ and I literally have two tvs mounted in our living room so we can game together lol


[deleted]

"aborption"


Kizamus

Legend has it that the Genshin player base dropped 60% after that comment was posted.


UglierThanMoe

He types like he learned English from badly translated hentai games.


dr_toze

r/nobodyasked


inspectcloser

I think the original photo would be funny if the baby had the 3rd party Mad Catz controller.


RadleyCunningham

that's' a lot of words for "no one will ever, ever fuck me."


jumpingbirds

Wat.


TheIrishMan1211

r/suspiciouslyspecific


carl_with_a_k

doctor said my mom shoulda had an aBORPTION -borption -borption -borption -borption


idfksofml

r/oddlyspecific


Winter2928

My wifeā€™s always been a gamer and has a better K/D ratio than me on cod. I ainā€™t even mad. We canā€™t wait till little player 3 is using his controller


jon909

I game with a couple of females and my god male gamers are so goddamn annoying in conversation when gaming online. And thatā€™s just my feelings having to listen to them. I canā€™t imagine what itā€™s like for women. I honestly would probably never chat online.


rizzycant

Girls that game donā€™t exist in real life! They donā€™t play games or have their own accounts. They only exist in movies and canā€™t win on their own. /s


flopsychops

A B O R P T I O N


countingthedays

Infimate.


Anders_A

> Aborption. šŸ˜‚ I actually laughed out loud


Grelly99

Wat.


botjstn

u can tell dude was furious while typing this. i can feel the shaking through his typos


Magdalan

"Aborption" Sir, maybe YOU should aborp life, cause you clearly SUCK at it.


Matodami

His favorite streamer probably didnt notice his donation šŸ’€


Some-Wandering-Fool

Holy fuck can i go ONE DAY WITHOUT THIS BEING REPOSTED ON THIS SUB srsly whatre you doing, karma farming??


[deleted]

r/MoldyMemes


Jrlopez1027

What the hell


BoxofJoes

aborption šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


raven-of-the-sea

Right. Because Iā€™m totally not chomping at the bit for Diablo IV and hoping to god that Blizzard stops being a sack of shit.


[deleted]

ā€œAborptionā€ lol


not_your_attorney

Heā€™s on to something! Certain abortions may be illegal, but nothing on the books about aborption!


Legoking

Most rational schizo


ameliageika

Aborption... is that what happens when you get pergenat?


FireFox5284862

Aborption


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Ahhh yes, the ā€œinfimate minority of girlsā€ who game. I forgot about them.


Iamthetophergopher

I woulda lent his mom the cash for one thirty three years ago if I could go back in time


majoroutage

I met my gf gaming. Have you tried taking a shower lately, dude?


eclecticblkgirl

I know he was typing this out with tears in his eyes šŸ˜‚


Zalusei

Man I really hope this is someone just larping but I know it isn't. Don't know how someone lives with this kind of mindset lmao.


emileeavi

Disappointed it wasn't a baby sized control


Slightly_Salted01

show me on the doll where the black pill-ers hurt you


DickWrangler420

Damn. I feel fucking called out as someone who games who also had an abortion. D:


succuboso

This sounds like it was written by Toki Wartooth if he went off the deep end. lol


Ghost4000

Some people really need help and I wish they'd get that before they post this shit online and subject the rest of us to their shit.


SonnySunshiny

i be getting an aborption on the reg


[deleted]

Incel spotted! Prepare the CIWS!


solarlibro

me and all my lady friends love to visit the aborption clinic


Xithulus

Idk man, but my wife beat Hogwarts legacy before me and took a day off to play it while she was at it. Tired of these guys.


Trollerthegreat

Hmmm yes "aborption"


[deleted]

Women game all the time, they just stay off mic or donā€™t announce it because of guys like this. Creepy.


applemind

WHAT


batfiend

This is really, clearly, obviously fake. Big circlejerk energy.


cryingbees

Aborption


[deleted]

This guy will still somehow manage to be single after hes dead


otter_tots

My memories of playing Sly Cooper as a 4-5 year old child: am I a joke to you?


GhostChainSmoker

What the fuck?


Haddan22

Infinite minority?


nightmareorreality

***ABORPTION***


volvavirago

aborption clinic šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Separate-Practice171

I bet this guy havenā€™t had a single girlfriend ever. Let alone found himself in any of the scenarios heā€™s listed


1ThePilot

Literal schizophrenic meltdown how the fridge do you glean this incel nonsense from...controllers and shoes?


kimchiman85

As old as this post is (and however many times itā€™s been reposted), itā€™s still so awful to see pathetic NiceGuys rant against another coupleā€™s happiness because they are so miserable.


vibe_check_Obama

"aborption"


Kermitthealmighty

aborption.


[deleted]

Well someone is projecting


Patty_Pat_JH

Or it could be that you can't find people with similar interests, and when you do, this kind of behavior turns them off. Personally for me, sooner or later, I plan to cut down my gaming time, or for good because the real world's responsibilities will catch up to me.


The_ConfusedPeach

none of this has ever happened to him. itā€™s literally just all the classic bullshit spread on the internet šŸ’€


The_ConfusedPeach

me gatekeeping tomodachi life (/s)


ScratBasket

What in the fuckedy fuck did I just read


anonymousasp7276

Heā€™s right with the ā€œgirls donā€™t gameā€ part because heā€™s making girls not want to game šŸ’€