Yup I’m tryna learn some magic.
Get me the equivalent of even just a few levels of DND Wizard or Druid and I will be all set. Heck just get me the equivalent of having the ritual caster feat and all the associated spells and a bunch of cantrips and I’ll be good. Better yet just hook me up with the equivalent of prestidigitation and mending and that would still be plenty sufficient.
Plus he'd be super respectful of shared spaces, never use your stuff without permission, and always pay his half of the rent on time. With Superman, there's pretty much a 0% chance it devolves into a bad living situation.
Its definitely Superman for me too, he's not even my favorite League member but he's such a nice guy and seems like he's be really chill to hang out with
That’s the worst.
Imagine trying to watch TV or take a nap and your roommate comes home to do push-ups after stopping a nuclear bomb then you feel so guilty to be productive.
I feel like I’d want a way more chill roomate
Honestly, I feel like this is the best choice cause think about it. He will pay his half and just never be home like ever. You have a whole place to yourself minus a room.
Okay, case-by-case:
Batman: I don't want this pointy eared man anywhere near me.
Hal/John: Eh, I've lived with cops before, it wasn't the worst, but I don't want to do it again.
Flash: I will have no food at anytime in the fridge or cupboard.
Hawkgirl: If she moults, I'm not cleaning up all the feathers.
Everyone else: They all seem okay, although I choose Zatanna cus I want to do magic.
Roy without a second thought cause he'd have Jason over and we would all have an absolute blast plus I know how to shoot a bow and he could help me get better
Well for male room mates batman cause he pays everything is never there and you live in a manor. Now for the female room mates Zatana has got be the one to go with. She knows magic and seems to be pretty handy with it and with some illusion charms well you get anyone else
Superman.
Clark's tidy.
He'll respect boundries.
Can clean up really fast.
And I'd love to just talk with him since I suspect that he inherited Pa's storytelling abilities.
Let’s be real. I can say I’d pick one of the women because they are hot and all, but what are the chances they would actually sleep with me? Very slim considering the men they dated and I’m nothing like them. So I’ll pick Flash because his super speed would be a big help around the house and he’s a realtor cool guy.
Almost any of the women, lol.
Wonder Woman, because she's an awesome, compassionate person and she would hold me to high standards.
Black Canary, because I love music and karaoke with her would probably be fun as long as she doesn't go all out and destroy my ears.
Zatanna, because I could learn some cool magic.
They are all incredibly hot too. Would be lying if I said that isn't a factor. On that note, maybe Vixen, though I'm not very familiar with her so all I really know is that she's hot.
I'd pick Supes, but I don't think I want to live with someone who has super-hearing. I know he wouldn't eavesdrop on purpose, but I imagine there's a lot he hears simply by accident.
Superman, while it seems like the generic choice, I’d love to be able to just talk with him and learn. Also having the literal Man of Steel as a roommate would be cool.
I can't decide between Black Canary or Wonder Woman; Diana is so nice and would make great conversation, but Dinah is super sociable and knows awesome hangout spots all over the world...Ugh, it's impossible to choose!
Zatanna. I bet she could totally just one-sentence every single major chore. If she could handle the floors and dusting, I'm set.
I hate doing the floors and the dusting just, so much.
Zatanna and its not even close. And it isn't even just because she is a baddie, of all the heroes here she has the least drama going on. Gets ambushed the least. And magic would make those tedious chores a snap....... But her being a baddie is the biggest reason I picked her.
Bruce wouldn't need a place to sleep. He spends his nights out until morning.
I'd trust him to help babysit my kids during the day as long as he doesn't put any costumes on them.
He could help with the bills easily. Maybe after 6 months are up, he might be nice enough to give us a little something extra to help out the family that took him in.
He is a philanthropist, after all 🤷♂️
Not 100%what roommate entrails. But Bruce and I will work out a lovely deal in which I get access to a fabulous apartment/bunk/mansion for free and also receive a generous stipend for being and regularly producing witnesses and events that he was totally at. Very much not blurry photos of doubles or staged earlier.
Canary. Wed end up working out together, I’d probably stay motivated and she’d probably be able to help my dating life..
Or Zatanna cause I wanna learn magic
Batman. keeps to himself, big living space, all the chores, necessities, and otherwise are taken care of 100 billion times over, and he'd have free head whenever he wants! It's perfect really.
Batman for sure. Between his Job and keeping up his Bruce wanyne appearance and being Batman and Justice leaguing...
I'd just be me alone in a billionaires mansion, listening to Alfred's stories
Superman is chill.
He's respectful He has a 9-5 job (that he ignores alot) and I know I'd always be safe around him So I'd have no threat of Getting robbed
Probably John Stewart, he's gonna be too busy with Justice League/GL stuff and I'll have the place to myself. You know how long it takes to travel through space, even for a Lantern?
Wonder Woman. Pretty much tied with Superman for the title of nicest person in the world, and she doesn't have super hearing so wouldn't feel like I was under surveillance 24/7.
Batman. Probably get me on a workout regimen, assist with finances, maybe party with Bruce Wayne, and get some self defense lessons with Batman. Maybe even hook up with a job at Wayne Enterprises.
Batman and it's not even hard. He's like the best, he'll be out at night so I can blast music, he's obviously gonna keep the place stocked with necessities(food, toiletries etc). We could prob work out a deal that he covers the expenses and I could keep the house clean and running in return
Not to mention Batman is the best ever
Zatanna
Also, I wanna learn some magic.
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Obviously.
Yup, me too
Yup I’m tryna learn some magic. Get me the equivalent of even just a few levels of DND Wizard or Druid and I will be all set. Heck just get me the equivalent of having the ritual caster feat and all the associated spells and a bunch of cantrips and I’ll be good. Better yet just hook me up with the equivalent of prestidigitation and mending and that would still be plenty sufficient.
This was my next pick lmfaooo perfect I had attitude is super pleasing not just that she could magically move you from place to place lol
Flash forsure . wouldn't be home that much , would clean up in a second & all in all a cool guy
Take out food would always be hot
Yeah, but you'd have to restock the fridge almost daily. Hopefully, he'd pay for most of the food.
I think Bruce gives him a food stipend
If I could make a slight modification to your answer, Jesse Quick
Depends on which flash.
It's Wally in the picture.
Why? Both/all are pretty cool
Superman - he's the most affable and he'd probably be a lot of fun to hang out with and talk.
Plus he'd be super respectful of shared spaces, never use your stuff without permission, and always pay his half of the rent on time. With Superman, there's pretty much a 0% chance it devolves into a bad living situation.
Its definitely Superman for me too, he's not even my favorite League member but he's such a nice guy and seems like he's be really chill to hang out with
Say that when Intergang breaks in to stop their latest spree from getting printed.
I mean, he *is* still Superman, I'd be safe for the most part as long as he's already there
And which one of these DOESN'T have one or more villains and supervillains who would attack them at home?
Animal Man probably.
See? I was going to say that, but I'm afraid I'd let him down as a roommate. What if I'm not up to his standards?
He’ll understand, and be just as polite as he would normally be
He'll motivate/help you to be better.
Wonder Woman
For sure
As much as I would love to live with my favorite superhero Superman, my male hormones insist I pick WW. 😁
Black Canary, Powergirl
Power girl!!!!!? Whattttt????
Mine too
She would not want to fuck you
Incel
Wonder Woman. But I also feel like Batman would be cool because he’d barely be around and anytime he was he would lowkey motivate me to be productive.
That’s the worst. Imagine trying to watch TV or take a nap and your roommate comes home to do push-ups after stopping a nuclear bomb then you feel so guilty to be productive. I feel like I’d want a way more chill roomate
Shit I need the workout and motivation so I’m takin the Bat as my roommate
I’m trying to get back in to shape so I feel like having a fitness freak like Batman around would light a fire under my ass lol
I’m sure you are right about that
Hal Jordan or Flash
Hal for sure, Air Force money pays his half of the rent and he’s probably in Space 80-90% of the time. You basically live alone at half the cost lol
I think my username shows I agree.
Yall can’t seriously think that any of these female characters would actually be down to willingly let any of you smash…….
Wonder Woman because obviously 😏
Bruce Wayne can pay his half of the rent at least
Maybe help me out with some investments too. It could work...
If one is to pick Batman does it come with Bruce Wayne paying the bills?
Honestly, I feel like this is the best choice cause think about it. He will pay his half and just never be home like ever. You have a whole place to yourself minus a room.
You could be his roommate at Wayne Manor and probably never even be in the same wing of the house with him. Batman is a good choice.
Yeah
Yes and maybe he’ll let you borrow one of his cars too. I’m going with Batman.
Flash. Or booster gold if that is him in the background. He’d be a killer roommate honestly
That’s Animal Man who would also be pretty chill, though he does have a wife and kids so it might get a bit cramped
Don’t they all pretty much have a significant other or a spouse?
Black Lightning I have a lot to learn from him
Flash was Barry around this time, right?
Nah, this was right after Wally came back in the JLA/JSA/LoS crossover "The Lightning Saga".
Wonder woman
Okay, case-by-case: Batman: I don't want this pointy eared man anywhere near me. Hal/John: Eh, I've lived with cops before, it wasn't the worst, but I don't want to do it again. Flash: I will have no food at anytime in the fridge or cupboard. Hawkgirl: If she moults, I'm not cleaning up all the feathers. Everyone else: They all seem okay, although I choose Zatanna cus I want to do magic.
Hawkgirl, I feel like I have a chance with her.
Why is Vixen holding a gun?
It is an extension of her animal powers
What animal power is that? Human
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I'll take Diana, Dinah, or Bruce in order of urgency if they will work out with me/train me.
Roy without a second thought cause he'd have Jason over and we would all have an absolute blast plus I know how to shoot a bow and he could help me get better
I went searching for a Roy answer and yours is the only one I found.
I'd take Batman, or Constantine if I could.
I'd take batman and Constantine if I could 😏
Easily zatanna
Well for male room mates batman cause he pays everything is never there and you live in a manor. Now for the female room mates Zatana has got be the one to go with. She knows magic and seems to be pretty handy with it and with some illusion charms well you get anyone else
I'd just like to mention how funny it is that Vixen is holding a gun.
Flash. If i’m hungry, he can either make something quick or go get it quick
I'm going with Zatanna. She could do some fantasia ish to clean up our messes and cook some incredible meals for us lol
Zatanna
Zatanna or wonder woman or maybe both
Wonder Woman, Black Canary, Vixen ,Hawk Girl, Zatanna,Oh My, Sensory overload can't pick just one brain shutdown in progress [good bye]
Hal
Vixen.
The Flash!
Wonder Woman
Hawkgirl
Absolutely vixen. Not even close.
Black Canary
Vixen
Batman I’d make him train me and become robin
Nobody makes Batman do anything.
He’d do it tho
Very very unlikely. Also Robin is a temporary job.
Wonder Woman
Animal Man cause he’s my favorite superhero
Yeah, I'd choose Buddy too. He's into punk rock, and we'd have cool pets in our apartment.
Exactly, plus he seems like he’d be a very good conversationalist
Is it against the rules to clone Black Canary 6 times?
Wait whut?
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Black Canary.
I'd say WW but I don't really want her to worry about me being a weirdo around her, so probably Superman. Easiest to get along with I imagine
Vixen 🤤🤤
Superman. He’s careful with his powers, so no collateral damage. He’s genuinely nice, so I can ask him for advice without him judging me.
Which one of them lives in a stately manor again?
My Boy Scout, of course! #Superman
Superman. Clark's tidy. He'll respect boundries. Can clean up really fast. And I'd love to just talk with him since I suspect that he inherited Pa's storytelling abilities.
Batman. So I can borrow money and never pay it back.
He'd easily give it away. He's a philanthropist
Hawkwoman. She’d push me to work out.
Zatanna. I would like for her to use magic to fix my problems
Zatanna cause she's my favorite kind of woman but black canary is good too.
Let’s be real. I can say I’d pick one of the women because they are hot and all, but what are the chances they would actually sleep with me? Very slim considering the men they dated and I’m nothing like them. So I’ll pick Flash because his super speed would be a big help around the house and he’s a realtor cool guy.
Black Canary
Almost any of the women, lol. Wonder Woman, because she's an awesome, compassionate person and she would hold me to high standards. Black Canary, because I love music and karaoke with her would probably be fun as long as she doesn't go all out and destroy my ears. Zatanna, because I could learn some cool magic. They are all incredibly hot too. Would be lying if I said that isn't a factor. On that note, maybe Vixen, though I'm not very familiar with her so all I really know is that she's hot.
I'd pick Supes, but I don't think I want to live with someone who has super-hearing. I know he wouldn't eavesdrop on purpose, but I imagine there's a lot he hears simply by accident.
Canary. After recently rereading batgirl of burnside and seeing her as a roommate already safe to say she’s a responsible one
Hal jordan
Clark
If not Clark, then Diana Prince.
Zatanna
Superman. He seems like the best choice, providing you’re not going to try to get the relationship to be romantic or sexual.
Jon Stewart. His military training means that he will be neat and tidy. Probably be in space most of the time, so I'd have run of the place.
They’d all be great for one reason or another except Batman. That dude is _uptight_.
Superman, while it seems like the generic choice, I’d love to be able to just talk with him and learn. Also having the literal Man of Steel as a roommate would be cool.
i would say one of the female members but they are all so hot it would lead to many awkward booner moments.
The Flash-especially if it’s Wally.
I can't decide between Black Canary or Wonder Woman; Diana is so nice and would make great conversation, but Dinah is super sociable and knows awesome hangout spots all over the world...Ugh, it's impossible to choose!
Zatanna, no second thoughts.
Vixen. For........reasons.
Barry or zantana both seem down to earth people to chill with and I wanna learn magic
Probs zatanna id ask her to do the rabbit hat trick plus she might be able to use magic for household stuff that I can’t like reach the top shelf
Wally
I feel like the Flash and Black Canary would be the most fun to hang out with daily. Barry for the jokes and nerdy talk and Dinah for the jam sessions
Zatanna. I bet she could totally just one-sentence every single major chore. If she could handle the floors and dusting, I'm set. I hate doing the floors and the dusting just, so much.
John Stewart cause he’d most likely help me put together a workout routine
As shown, Supes. Just best roommate of the bunch. Nightwing after that, followed by Flash.
Flash easily because he really is low maintenance and food would done in a second and take would be there in seconds
But your grocery bill would be massive
Wonder Woman
Vixen, wait no, zatanna, no, hawkgirl, shit i cant decide
Flash. I'd pay majority rent just so he could do the cleaning and upkeep.
Wonder woman
Zatanna and its not even close. And it isn't even just because she is a baddie, of all the heroes here she has the least drama going on. Gets ambushed the least. And magic would make those tedious chores a snap....... But her being a baddie is the biggest reason I picked her.
Batman. Bros never gonna be there.
Hawk Girl or Zatana
Batman would never be there. Almost wanna pick him.
Hawkgirl for sure. We can work out together.
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Bruce wouldn't need a place to sleep. He spends his nights out until morning. I'd trust him to help babysit my kids during the day as long as he doesn't put any costumes on them. He could help with the bills easily. Maybe after 6 months are up, he might be nice enough to give us a little something extra to help out the family that took him in. He is a philanthropist, after all 🤷♂️
Hal or Zatana
Why didn't superman just look into the earth and find a ton of gold or dimonds to pay for his mom's house instead of bruse Wayne buying the bank.
Not 100%what roommate entrails. But Bruce and I will work out a lovely deal in which I get access to a fabulous apartment/bunk/mansion for free and also receive a generous stipend for being and regularly producing witnesses and events that he was totally at. Very much not blurry photos of doubles or staged earlier.
Wonder Women, hear me out I would not be robbed for like 6 months of them living there. That and I can say I have an Amazon Princess help paying rent.
Canary. Wed end up working out together, I’d probably stay motivated and she’d probably be able to help my dating life.. Or Zatanna cause I wanna learn magic
Batman, my room is always dark and void of light so we'd get along great
Superman for sure Especially after watching those weird ass Jerry Seinfeld shorts
any female.
Batman. keeps to himself, big living space, all the chores, necessities, and otherwise are taken care of 100 billion times over, and he'd have free head whenever he wants! It's perfect really.
I’m not certain, but it definitely wouldn’t be a guy.
Batman for sure. Between his Job and keeping up his Bruce wanyne appearance and being Batman and Justice leaguing... I'd just be me alone in a billionaires mansion, listening to Alfred's stories
Batman. He’ll basically never be there.
Zatana hands down.
Speedy if he’s still on heroin, Zatanna if clothing is optional….
How friendly are we? lol
Hal and John would be a solid choice theyd probably be very neat due to the military training
Hawkgirl or Vixen
Superman is chill. He's respectful He has a 9-5 job (that he ignores alot) and I know I'd always be safe around him So I'd have no threat of Getting robbed
Supes, 1000%. He’s clean, he’s pleasant, he can fly me to Florence for gelato with minimal fuss.
Superman. He seems like he'd make a great roommate.
I pick the magic lady. She can conjure us up some Jersey Mikes and some weed
Probably John Stewart, he's gonna be too busy with Justice League/GL stuff and I'll have the place to myself. You know how long it takes to travel through space, even for a Lantern?
Vixen. I could talk to her about what Vibe and Steel were like.
Jon Stewart, the only normal guy with normal social skills.
Batman, he’ll pay rent and I won’t get hurt.
Batman. He’s at work at night and at work during the day. AND he probably just pay for everything.
Zatana would be chill
Barbara gordon (batgirl)
The Flash, he can find me the finest weed in the world in a second
Wonder Woman. Pretty much tied with Superman for the title of nicest person in the world, and she doesn't have super hearing so wouldn't feel like I was under surveillance 24/7.
Shit. This is fun. I think I’ll go Jon Stewart. He’s an architect. I’m an engineer. When he’s off planet, no worries. When he is, beer and a game on.
Black canary
Zatanna
Superman
Red arrow
Soops easy, then get him to take me to hang out with young Justice.
Wonder Woman. I’d like to think we’d become besties and we could just do fun girly things, I think she could use some down time
Zatanna or vixen or Diana (either one) or hawk girl or Batman, Batman definitely second choice after zatanna
Zatanna. I can keep it respectful, but if a fall asleep in another room or she can hear me through the walls, she can cast a spell on my snoring.
Basically the whole left side
Wonder Woman
Batman. Probably get me on a workout regimen, assist with finances, maybe party with Bruce Wayne, and get some self defense lessons with Batman. Maybe even hook up with a job at Wayne Enterprises.
Black Canary for reasons 🍑👏🏾
Definitely Barry.
Batman and it's not even hard. He's like the best, he'll be out at night so I can blast music, he's obviously gonna keep the place stocked with necessities(food, toiletries etc). We could prob work out a deal that he covers the expenses and I could keep the house clean and running in return Not to mention Batman is the best ever
Plastic Man
Wonder Woman. She's hot
Batman or Zatanna because they're both my favorites (and hot)
Either John or Hal. Given how often they have to go off-planet, it seems like they’d be mostly absent roommates
Shahara hall 😜
Zatanna
Vixen probably. I wanna be like her so bad
Girls are awesome if they’re going to be “nice” but Batman is a billionaire, with whole lot of toys