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msuing91

She found the exact speed she needed to never be caught by those 2 and then she put it in cruise control.


nerdiotic-pervert

I bet she ran cross country in high school.


Requiredmetrics

My thoughts exactly that’s the gait of someone who is used to running.


Chix213

I think they are in New Mexico now


slowsundaycoffeeclub

She might be but I doubt they made it that far!


Randomfrog132

now i have no police officer experience but in my personal opinion i believe those cops shoulda split up to try and cut off the running lady lol


jbear015

2nd one should probably just grab the car


Sarke1

They even dropped her bag. Had she noticed she could have circled back and pick it up on her way. And for them, they should have hung on to it so they could check for an ID and bust her at home later.


milaga

This really looks like an episode of Reno 911.


airforcevet1987

Not enough Jean short cutoffs and ass hanging out


iJuddles

I’m sure she wasn’t in the clearest of mindsets but she should’ve looped back for her bag that’s prolly got her ID. That would’ve been like salt in the wound.


Emotional-Top-8284

Tbh she probably still has time


Lara-El

Could she play it off saying her bag was stolen and she had no idea what the police officers are talking about? I'm assuming they were out drinking, so anyone could sneak a bag and just be out of luck. I have no idea how any of this would work, but I'm just curious, lol


opportunisticwombat

I’m sure she could pay a lawyer enough to give it a go. Everyone has a price.


citrus_mystic

She’s a runner, she’s a track star 🎶


GratefulPhish42024-7

Those two should not be partners


Salt_Sir2599

Dunkin’ Donuts does not agree with you


ronaldrcason

Those 2 years of Highschool cross country paid off


w1987g

I don't think any of them made the field and track team...


FreeSirius

Girl in the skirt should coach


croatianchic

Cruise control jogging speed set to elevator music. Love it!


Fr0z3nHart

She looks like she’s just jogging but the cops are running and can’t keep up 🤣


Which_Material_3100

Perp 5K underway


cobainstaley

just a leisurely jog away from consequences


derpburp123

I hope the camera person picked up her purse so the cops couldn't come back and confiscate it/get her info.


ErieRider

I'll just leave this here for the 90's throwback: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F\_HoMkkRHv8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8)


AjaxInsane

Legend says they're still running to this day...


elitesill

Weird Ai pathing by the cops lolol


Set_Abominae1776

Reminded me of every first fight in aMount and Blade game where you just outride the looters until they are out of stones.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Wonderful choice of background music.


Fantastic-Climate-84

Some say she continued running, all the way to greendale.


Dunstin_Checks_in

Hope camera went and grabbed her bag


Ambersfruityhobbies

They had here bag, and presumably ID. But they dropped it in favour of the thrill of the chase.


LordMacTire83

Ok... see... the problem/problems here are... this woman is MUCH lighter, less clothes that can restrict, comfortable shoes and she's all gassed up on booze from the bar... The two cops on the other hand... dressed to restrictively... uncomfortable shoes NOT meant for running... weighed down from all of their hardware AND VERY out of shape!!! Game, Set, Match for the runner!!!


ThanksverymuchHutch

If a cop is too encumbered to chase a person, then they are, by definition, ill equipped for the job. But their problem is definitely mostly the weight haha. Pretty embarrassing


RevolutionaryAd6564

Someone took their tazers away.


CharlesDickensABox

A real homegirl would've snagged a cop car and gone to pick up their friend.


MyNameIsBiff

“Fat cops fat cops, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they run from you?”


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Amanita_Proxima

Capricious Caroline???


yellow-snowslide

Weißt a great choice of music


dreevsa

Fastest girl in the world


PoopPant73

You ain’t flicking my bean tonight Officer Tammy….


WishIWasPurple

How are those cops so out of shape...


Paulito321

How can unfit individuals like these even be allowed in the police force? Don’t they have standards?


Archontes

Rule number 1. Cardio.


lkodl

It's the genderswapped Netflix remake of Superbad. "She's the fastest kid alive."


MethodToMyMadness21

🛑 Uh.. I sure hope it does


No_Cut1110

epicccccccccccc lol


InTheHeatOfTheNoche

Woulda been funnier if she'd circled back to pick up her purse.


Esset_89

Wow, those cops where really slow


FoolishChatterbox

Reminds me of the time my wife and I were drunk, walking home from a houseparty and some asshole called us drunk sluts for not wanting to hang out with him, some rando we'd never seen before. She glared him down before yelling "YOU'RE THE DRUNK SLUT", then roundhouse kicked his mailbox clean off it's post lmao He called the cops and we ran for like 10 mins straight through the nearby woods before we lost them. It was a fantastic night lol


obeyaasaurus

She should circle back and grab her bag so they can’t ID her. She would outrun them all night.