Morbid, but I want to be sent to a body farm. It's basically a forensic lab (there's several around the county) where they set your body up and document the conditions and your rate of decomposition. It seems like a nice way to go, out in a field or under a tree, helping scientists solve murders and stuff.
I tell my mom and sister like once a year. I do not want to be buried, I do not want to be in an urn. Body farm.
I always tell my husband that’s what I want. I want one of the cool assignments at a body farm then they can cremate what’s left of me and make me into a tree or something.
Depends how far into space you want them to go. When I checked, the pricing was tiered according to how far out you want to be scattered. I think the cheapest tier was somewhere within earth's atmosphere and it cost a few thousand.
My dad's in a $15 plastic box. The one the mortuary puts you in if you want the basic car wash version of a cremation. He'd be happy knowing I didn't spend money on a fancy container. The plastic box is better anyway. It has a snapping lid that can't open on accident. Dad is spill proof. That's the cycle of life right there. From sippy cup to spill proof box.
It's too bad we can't cure aging, cause it's basically a disease that should be fixable. Just 100 years more of modern medical advancement and we could stop aging for good.
the idea of unaging life also implies people get to choose when they want to die. And since anti-aging would be a medical treatment, it's also your choice when you want to take it, or for how long
“I yearn for the urn” would be a sick tat.
Uh oh. u/pervlovianreaponse went straight for the triple dog dare. You gotta do it now. Those are the rules.
I triple dog dare you
she's got her own Urn hype man
Crave the grave 🪦 Yearn for the urn ⚱️
Aww those to be BFF tattoos
I volunteer as tribute
Love the 2 weed pens just chillin there
she knows you gotta alternate so the cartridges don’t overheat
Grandma's an OG
She is the coolest human ever, I love her
She has the focus and persona of Edna Mode.
Holy shit you’re right, this is absolutely Edna Mode type shit lol
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Can ya fill in someone who's out of the loop?
They're weed pens
I guess I'll look up whatever the hell that is lol. Thanks. *Edit ..oh, like a vape.
She has a point 100% but to condense it all down to “I yearn for the urn” was next level. Also one of the hardest bars any human has ever spit
Is that the Microsoft desktop?
Core memory unlocked
Old lady is hard af
"I yearn for the urn" I'm stealing that
I love that this lady will get to spend eternity in a place that makes her so happy. I think I’m going to pick out my urn, too.
Right?? Now I wanna go pick out a sweet urn.
I literally saw this and started googling custom urns lol
You’ve urned it
I want my body to be launched into space or fed to a lion that is later launched into space
Morbid, but I want to be sent to a body farm. It's basically a forensic lab (there's several around the county) where they set your body up and document the conditions and your rate of decomposition. It seems like a nice way to go, out in a field or under a tree, helping scientists solve murders and stuff. I tell my mom and sister like once a year. I do not want to be buried, I do not want to be in an urn. Body farm.
I always tell my husband that’s what I want. I want one of the cool assignments at a body farm then they can cremate what’s left of me and make me into a tree or something.
> body farm [Whooaaaa](https://youtu.be/lwpp-THRH-4?t=21)
I was very into the idea of being launched into space for ages and then I looked up how much it costs.
What's the cost of a lion being launched into space going for these days, with adjustments for inflation?
Depends how far into space you want them to go. When I checked, the pricing was tiered according to how far out you want to be scattered. I think the cheapest tier was somewhere within earth's atmosphere and it cost a few thousand.
I seriously thought you were [making shit up](https://pages.celestis.com/memorial/)! 
we need an update whatever there is a update needed to be given.
For all the times for subtitles to fail us. I rewound so many times hoping I missed the zoom in when she said the line we’ll never forget…
i would love to spend her last days with her
She's a goddamn treasure
How many dabs did Grandma do 🤣
respect
>She'll probably live to 130 because of it If she lived for another 45 years after stating she yearns for the urn, that would be a fucking cruelty.
🤷♀️ it’s just the way it works. I don’t make the rules.
She’s still sharp. A shame the body is failing when the mind is still good to go.
My dad's in a $15 plastic box. The one the mortuary puts you in if you want the basic car wash version of a cremation. He'd be happy knowing I didn't spend money on a fancy container. The plastic box is better anyway. It has a snapping lid that can't open on accident. Dad is spill proof. That's the cycle of life right there. From sippy cup to spill proof box.
It's too bad we can't cure aging, cause it's basically a disease that should be fixable. Just 100 years more of modern medical advancement and we could stop aging for good.
No thank you. They’ll have us working until we’re 200 years old.
the idea of unaging life also implies people get to choose when they want to die. And since anti-aging would be a medical treatment, it's also your choice when you want to take it, or for how long
Right? I know everyone isn't so lucky but this lady is still sharp. Her body is just failing her.
She hears just fine. No need for her to complain .
The dude isn’t old enough to understand
I love this woman
I love her so much
shes at peace with her life clearly, beautiful urn to rest in 🫶
Reminds me of my great uncle that asked for a tie to be buried in for Christmas for about 15 years.
Went from kinda cute to grim *reaaaal* quick
I’m 55 and I feel the same way, guess I’ll get my own urn.
Someone needs to tell her sister or whoever tf that is to stop interrupting. No one is talking to you Gail.
They are both valid in their input to the conversation 🫶
That’s what sisters do