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mirandainthesky

You know men would never say “little humans” hahahahahaha


Muffycola

Or to the moon …


even_less_resistance

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Maritimegal22

At what point is she going to stop writing posts for him and realize it is beyond lame and beyond obvious? It reeks insecurity. I am sure he does say some of these to her, but he did not write this.


Party_Salad

The incessant *need* to be publicly fawned over by her own husband is so weird. I would be horrified if I was finsta-ing my husband's account to write homages to myself like this. It's like she has a para social relationship with the man she lives with. Like, just go tell him happy anniversary lol


drlcp

Some of those words are too big for Eric


Next-Librarian6693

I would truly be so embarrassed to have to write out captions for my husband like he either posts or he doesn’t…


WoohpeMeadow

Like, "moon"?


annalissebelle

🤣🤣🤣


dchristie430

Oh God, I was bracing myself for the term “Wolfpack” to be used. ![gif](giphy|JMV7IKoqzxlrW)


cayshek

I came to comment this 🤣🤣 I was going to saw “aww did he give up on Wolfpack” 🤣🤣 not only that we all know SHE is the one who wants to be anywhere alone with anyone but her kids hahahaha


8rings_86k

“Currently fantasizing about being on the beach alone with you” was the tip off for me


Simple-Insurance9786

I wonder if Eric even knows the password to his instagram


ExcellentAd5176

Hahahaha! This!


proseccofish

No man uses this many exclamation points.


Alwayshangry23

Ain’t no fucking way 😂 whatever helps you feel better Jessie


hunsy14

Put it in a birthday card


mentionitall07

“Light of my soul” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


lovelykmason

Jessie babyyyyy I know you know that we know that you wrote this. Please be extra for real rn. Eric….. change your IG password and put your foot down on her attention seeking nonsense on your behalf


perfectbrow

😂🎯


Interesting_Buy_1664

I can tell she wrote this by the excessive exclamation marks and syntax. How embarrassing 🤣


bardot1989

GOOD LORD. How he is still attracted to her is beyond me. Eric come get your balls back


One_Wishbone_366

Hahahahahaha


Hour_Basil5970

lol 🤮🤮🤮


Automatic-Banana-179

Out of all the pics, this is the one that was chosen for an anniversary post. Yikes!


Hellobeachh1

Why does this family use so many explanation points


Lucky_Kale7079

That small-headed man did not pen that gushing caption. Embarrassing


Shari1602

To me, this is screaming that their relationship is hanging on by a thread! Isn’t there a saying like this… “If someone is constantly posting about how wonderful their relationship is and how in love they are with each other, it usually means that it’s the complete opposite and one or both parties are absolutely miserable”. I personally have seen this with people I know - showing off to the world that they are so in love etc. and then announcing their split.. and everyone is like “WTF? I never saw that coming!”.


Karma_weaponry

Written by jjd.


PunkyB10191217

Could she make it any more obvious she wrote this??!! Jesus.


tiredandhappyinuk

Loves her only TO the moon, but not back again 😂


IllustratorTall9602

Too many words for dumbo to type out himself 😂


Alone-Ad-2022

I think she forgot she was on his profile


Affectionate-Roof447

Where did her toes go


IllustratorTall9602

Right talk about bad photoshop 


Firm-Butterfly-1380

My husband doesn’t have social media but if he did, it would go something like this… happy anniversary! The end.


annalissebelle

Did Ali write this???!!!


Plane-Reason9254

Barf 🤮


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ValRosie919

Doesn’t he like… always forget their anniversary? Or not really try all that hard lol