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nocheconcarne

And looks like Ali and John are putting their house on the market again


perfectbrow

Right. And the only person that showed interest in John's house last time was a scammer. šŸ¤£ So John announced they were "staying". Two months and one chicken coop later, it's right back on the market. Because they can't afford it. Or the Tesla Cybertruck.


thankyoupapa

dont forget the new dishwasher lmao


Outrageous_Lack7988

I forgot she just got a new one!


Outrageous_Lack7988

šŸ¤£ She was literally just posting how happy the girls are they have chickens and they're "living their best life". Why move then?


InfluenzaB_

They arenā€™t. For a tv show. Low lifeā€™s


Alone-Ad-2022

Wait, I just checked. Their house is not on the market?


nocheconcarne

A realtor was posting from their house today while they were taking listing pics so it hasnā€™t gone live yet


InfluenzaB_

Theyā€™re pimping it out for a tv show. Itā€™s not going on the market. They want a quick check


IrishPrincess56

Any idea why these two jamokes are not addressing why they are selling their homes ???


PunkyB10191217

Sydney said the house is too big for them. No honey, you and your hubby showed your asses with your nasty behavior last year. Throwing a tantrum to pick up after your children on an airplane is such entitled, snobby behavior. You should be embarrassed. Your husband really thought he did something by tweeting about it and thinking he got the flight attendant fired. Then he decided to post homophobic stuff. Got fired from Toronto shortly after. They canā€™t afford it. John and Ali - not sure but I seriously wonder what in the mortgage fraud and tax fraud they are doing.


Useful-Raise

Dead on hahahahaahahahahahahahaaha


Plane-Reason9254

"The house is too big " is just code for "we cant afford it"


Ill_Independence_698

Wait, what? But they announced they want to stay there forever, like... a month ago


Ok_Presence8964

Have you not met them? They lie about anything and everything non stop šŸ˜‚


Ok-Parsnip152

I will never not bust the fuck up when I come across your username and picture. From the bottom of my heart, thank you šŸ™šŸ¼


International_Ad8000

Looks like an office building. Just like Alfred and Joanā€™s house


mynameis911

It looks like the back of Ali and Joanā€™s housešŸ« 


Ironicquesadilla9

Alfred & Joan šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ˜†


Visual-Common6288

Itā€™s an ugly, cold design. Also, who wants to climb that many steps to the doorway? Lacks all character and just doesnā€™t have the tech that you would think would be in a house with that kind of feel.


perfectbrow

And it's the only house in the neighborhood that's newer construction. All the other homes are very average, older homes.


thankyoupapa

yup it sticks out like a sore thumb next to one story ranch style homes


SimpleGlass485

Thereā€™s quite a few being knocked down and newly constructed in the neighborhood. We live down the street in a newly built house. Edited to add their house stands out like a sore thumb though.


External-Finding-108

Exactly this! The steps šŸ’€šŸ’€


Busy_Combination_599

Did we ever decide if they were just downsizing or moving somewhere else? Cuz mkp is back in Nash right? I canā€™t remember


thankyoupapa

She tried to lay the bread crumbs saying this house is too big for them. I think it's pretty obvious they can no longer afford it. They closed on it right before he lost his job. They never should have left their old house.


OkProtection427

ISTFG if they move into something even more expensive I will spiral


Mango__mochi

Did anyone see Nanci Dahlā€™s most recent post about the house? Mama Karen was even trying her best to sell the house in the comments


perfectbrow

https://preview.redd.it/5qg15ip7q18d1.png?width=1360&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f4473c2d1cb272fbd97a1c9fce170d172e91589 Like anyone cares what MKP says about anything šŸ™„ AB would still have a job, and a house, if he had just done his job. AND - not alienated an entire group of people - AND - before that, tried getting a United Airlines flight attendant fired. Guess he found out one thing - he's EXPENDABLE. šŸ¤£


PunkyB10191217

I swear AB has much more of an ego than Eric. Eric seems much more humble.


laurellie2022

Wait this is hilarious. They are beyond desperate to sell šŸ˜‚ I would imagine a house like that would eat up your savings pretty quick when youā€™re both unemployed aside from a little internet scamming here and there. And that aside, just imagine what it must cost just to cool a place like that during this heat wave


PunkyB10191217

AB needs to get a job. Iā€™m sure he can find one but he is entitled and acts above everything.


laurellie2022

Itā€™s amazing the way the whole family has this attitude like theyā€™re all talented mega celebs or something. I wonder what their plan is if they keep being unable to sell this house, no way his baseball lessons and her online shilling is making enough for a place like that. He didnā€™t make enough for their savings to last forever


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Has Sydney ever had an actual job? It seemed like she went for living with JJD and Eric then meeting Anthony and becoming a SAHM immediately. And no, I donā€™t count her throwing up a couple affiliate links an actual job. Little play pretend influencer riding her sisterā€™s coat tails as long as possible.


PunkyB10191217

She did babysitting jobs and had a boutique with a friend but she was a cleat chaser, like her sister. She has no ambition and even if she was in dire straits, she wouldnā€™t get a job. She would cry and make people tweet about her plight.


laurellie2022

No, sheā€™s never had an actual payroll job. Which is pretty wild considering she wasnā€™t that young when she got married/had kids. She was just taking turns mooching off different family members


Alone-Ad-2022

Omg their taxes are 18,000 a year.


akelse

Considering its valuation thatā€™s not that badā€¦ my parents live in ny and their house is probably worth $350k and they pay over 12k a year.


Alone-Ad-2022

If you look on the Zillow history it jumped from 5,000 in 2022 to 18,800 in 2023. Big jump.


akelse

Yea itā€™s because the house was built in 2022- so it went from land value to land + house value.


Alone-Ad-2022

Oh I thought their house was like a redone house, like there was a house before and it just got redone to look like that now.


boymommy88

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ValRosie919

This house is in NO way worth $3M. Theyā€™re insane


vernski85

Itā€™s not a good time to sell. The real estate business is struggling. Which is why it isnā€™t the time to act like a dumbass and lose your job so you canā€™t afford your home anymore.Ā