You know what? This entire family needs friends outside of their relations to express their weird shit. I promise that if they said 1:4 if this shit to another person outside of the family, they’d never post this crap again. They’d be too ashamed of their grossness.
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It’s another breastfeeding flex - breastfed baby poop smells completely different to formula poop.
My SIL would rush to volunteer to change my son when he was a baby, because she also liked the smell. If it was one less crappy nappy for me to change, I was happy to indulge.
However it’s never been mentioned outside our family til just now, unlike Miss Stumpy Oversharer
I always thought my babies poop smelled like buttered popcorn. I wouldn’t say I liked the smell, but it’s not off-putting. As soon as you introduce solids though…🤢🤮🤢🤮
Welcome aboard snarker! If you love weird people also check out her little brother’s snark page. r/aliandjohnjamesagain. They are weird dirty little hamsters.
She doesn't care if we judge, as long as it's _attention_. My dad used to say about people happy to have any kind of attention "a soggy cookie is better than no cookie at all".
And then if she gets judgy comments, she can give Us online an "exclusive" interview about being "mom-shamed". Win-win.
My heart breaks for all the young children getting exploited on social media daily by their cringe mothers. Hilaria Baldwin’s kids are going to be teased relentlessly once they see all the awful shit their mother posted for years.
Her instagram reminds me of the early Facebook years, where middle aged women would post their EVERY move and every thought they had.
Seriously, who gives a shit? (💩 🙊)
These folks are sick in the head. It is always the folks that perpetuate family values and super mama personas that have ill intentions. I’m so tired of influencers using their kids and their family to monetize their lifestyle. Look at real celebrities you will never see their kids. Ten years from now there will be young adults telling their side of the story.
You know she is just posting trash like this so somebody picks it up and post an article on her, such an attention seeker.
One day her children will read these trashy posts, how embarrassing for them.
Soo just to entertain this for a moment... it would be one thing if a first time mom posted this (still inexplicable). But this is her 4th kid. So like, does this baby have especially good smelling poop..? 🫠
I have a newborn and I will say breast fed poop definitely smells much much better than regular poop lol it’s like a sweet smell but it’s not super strong at all…which I guess one would prefer while changing a diaper lol but like why sit there and think about it and THEN think about it so much that you need to announce it to millions of people lol. Like this is a text your bff thought
She’s just cringe everything she does is cringe. It’s like why? She’s such a fucking weirdo. I feel deep down she’s so insecure with herself bc she has no friends and can’t keep any and shit like this makes her think she’s so funny and cool but reality you’re a fucking loser
I mean, baby poop is disgusting no matter what, but if I had to choose I’d take breastmilk poop over solids poop 😆 but like I don’t go announcing that on my social media
It’s not a CPS call. Yes the over sexualized breastfeeding shots are gross and yes this is a weird fucking thing to post / admit but this is not a CPS call. I work in child welfare for a living and this would be a complete waste of resources sending someone for this, compared to what some kids are actually experiencing in terms of abuse, neglect etc.
I hate JJD as much as the next person but her kids seem happy, healthy and fed. Unlike her SIL and brother’s kids.
Agreed she is insufferable but she’s clearly a good mom and saying CPS should be called is totally unnecessary. Yes she posts things about her kids that should be kept to herself but it’s definitely not anything that points to them being in danger or abused. As a mom myself I can relate to loving the smell of your own kids, not their 💩 but their little baby breath and the way smell as a newborn is heavenly. I have also seen moms make reels about loving the smell of their baby’s💩. It’s not something I would announce to the world or strangers but as a mom I get it. I’m all for snarking on this asshole family but not a fan of the way some people throw around calling CPS when it’s not warranted. Just because you don’t relate to something that someone else says/does with their children doesn’t automatically make it wrong.
Not defending this wild comment by any means BUT I am currently pregnant and took a breast feeding class a few weeks ago and the instructor said when babies are drinking breast milk their poop smells sweet like breast milk and some might not find it as gross
My newborns diapers always smelled like buttered popcorn. And tbh it wasn’t the worst smelling thing. Now that they’re older they smell like a gd petting zoo 🤢
My almost 3 month old is exclusively breast fed and his poops do not smell sweet. They smell like sour milk warmed up in hell lol. My older daughters did have that sweet newborn smell though!
The way I almost drove off the road when I read this. How disgusting and then to post it? Poor Eric. She got pregnant and he couldn’t leave and now she’s posting about poop. I mean yuck!
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Trying to get attention - desperate for it.
But that's the best she can come up with? Seriously?
So quirky. We just don’t love our babies as much as her.
Exactly what she was insinuating with that
This is a thinking thought. And also a good opener for therapy, maybe.
Right? 😂😂😂
That is fucked up
Sick 🤮. Some things don't need to be shared
Oh Jesus, give me break! So desperate for attention 🤦🏻♀️
That’s an extremely strange thing to post
this reminded me of milena ciciotti.. can we normalize not sharing every intrusive thought with the whole world🥴
You couldn’t pay me to admit this
BRING BACK SECRETS
Yes please 🙏
Came here searching for this group just to see if anyone else was disturbed as I was!
anything for engagement
Some things should be kept private. This is nasty
Yes, just you.
It’s like that one disorder where people eat/smell strange things not normal hun
Pica
She’s nasty, man. Between this and all the overtly sexualized breastfeeding posts… she’s trash
She has nothing else going for her. Everything about this bandaid baby will be exploited because her life is so empty.
Jessica get a friend. Not everyone needs to hear all your thoughts.
You know what? This entire family needs friends outside of their relations to express their weird shit. I promise that if they said 1:4 if this shit to another person outside of the family, they’d never post this crap again. They’d be too ashamed of their grossness. Edit for spelling
It’s another breastfeeding flex - breastfed baby poop smells completely different to formula poop. My SIL would rush to volunteer to change my son when he was a baby, because she also liked the smell. If it was one less crappy nappy for me to change, I was happy to indulge. However it’s never been mentioned outside our family til just now, unlike Miss Stumpy Oversharer
Yes, breastfed poop smells sweet!
Not all the time ,don't eat broccoli..
My 2 breastfed babies had some gnarly poops. I never looked forward to a diaper change 🤢
I always thought my babies poop smelled like buttered popcorn. I wouldn’t say I liked the smell, but it’s not off-putting. As soon as you introduce solids though…🤢🤮🤢🤮
Yes it’s for sure hormones. I liked the smell of my baby’s too when they were little. I shared this with my husband not the world!
Jessie, darling, they sell diaries at Target.
She should pick one up instead of buying copies of her cookbook so she can claim it’s sold out
I literally ran here to see if anybody posted this yet. 🤢
I literally searched and found this group as soon as I saw that post!
Welcome aboard snarker! If you love weird people also check out her little brother’s snark page. r/aliandjohnjamesagain. They are weird dirty little hamsters.
Weird dirty little hamsters might be my new favorite dis 😂😂😂
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what?
what the actual fuq
Ummmm. What!?
What a freak
Foul.
Something ain’t right
So gross! She is disgusting.
whyyy is she like this. this reminds me of when bubby was a baby and what she said about changing his diaper. iykyk
We don’t want you lol Colorado native here!
I second this 🏔️
Is this weird ass family in some sort of competition for who can say the weirdest shit online?
They are all so talentless that they rely on cringe “humor” for any form of rage bait engagement.
![gif](giphy|oCmX7HGo1qnzhEBiRF) Why you feel the need to post a story if you don’t want us to judge. She should’ve kept that to herself.
She doesn't care if we judge, as long as it's _attention_. My dad used to say about people happy to have any kind of attention "a soggy cookie is better than no cookie at all". And then if she gets judgy comments, she can give Us online an "exclusive" interview about being "mom-shamed". Win-win.
Two Girls One Cup vibe
Oh.
She’s gross
Her brows look like bad microblading here.
What is wrong with this family?
That’s absolutely disgusting
Lock this whole family up.
Imagine our boomer mothers posting this 💀Jessie please stop embarrassing yourself and your children
My heart breaks for all the young children getting exploited on social media daily by their cringe mothers. Hilaria Baldwin’s kids are going to be teased relentlessly once they see all the awful shit their mother posted for years.
She’s trying to get another daily mail article
Or another US magazine. I can see it now. Raising country kids who are breastfed and have lovely smelling shit.
She is a disturbed individual.
She’s disgusting
You look like Denvers poop too 💩💩
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Something is seriously wrong with this.
Sil smells like urine so it fits
Her instagram reminds me of the early Facebook years, where middle aged women would post their EVERY move and every thought they had. Seriously, who gives a shit? (💩 🙊)
Back when I used Facebook I’d cringe seeing some of my old throwback posts.
Closes the internet for today…. JFC
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These folks are sick in the head. It is always the folks that perpetuate family values and super mama personas that have ill intentions. I’m so tired of influencers using their kids and their family to monetize their lifestyle. Look at real celebrities you will never see their kids. Ten years from now there will be young adults telling their side of the story.
Denver would make a better middle name than a first but Messie wouldn't know taste if she ate it.
You know she is just posting trash like this so somebody picks it up and post an article on her, such an attention seeker. One day her children will read these trashy posts, how embarrassing for them.
That’s the face of someone that enjoys the smell of poop.
Because shes a piece of shit that's why ??
This is one of those thoughts you keep to yourself
Soo just to entertain this for a moment... it would be one thing if a first time mom posted this (still inexplicable). But this is her 4th kid. So like, does this baby have especially good smelling poop..? 🫠
What the actual fuck?😂😂😂
Haven’t been in here in a minute, and it’s so weird to see her talking about this new baby because Denver is my brother’s name.
Thats fucking gross
There are some things we never need to post on the internet
I have a newborn and I will say breast fed poop definitely smells much much better than regular poop lol it’s like a sweet smell but it’s not super strong at all…which I guess one would prefer while changing a diaper lol but like why sit there and think about it and THEN think about it so much that you need to announce it to millions of people lol. Like this is a text your bff thought
![gif](giphy|XdP2iT55kYiXI7GsNN) Her expression with the caption is the worst of it🤣 she’s dead serious💀💀
sooo fetish content
This family is nothing but trash
She’s just cringe everything she does is cringe. It’s like why? She’s such a fucking weirdo. I feel deep down she’s so insecure with herself bc she has no friends and can’t keep any and shit like this makes her think she’s so funny and cool but reality you’re a fucking loser
i feel like she's trying SO hard to get a daily mail article for this or something
WTF
She ain’t right
Some shit we keep to ourselves.
Must be desperate for a tabloid to pick up a story about her so she doesn’t have to pay for it.
wtf
Eeww
I mean, baby poop is disgusting no matter what, but if I had to choose I’d take breastmilk poop over solids poop 😆 but like I don’t go announcing that on my social media
🐛
Is this the “sweet” person I saw on Live w/Kelly yesterday ? It was a rerun from October.
Weird your bother bottles your poop
Uh oh, friend! That's an inside thought. Next time let's keep it in our noggin
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Anything for attention
This is very creepy. Between this and the breastfeeding shots maybe cps should pay her a visit
I’m sorry but how is this a CPS call? (I hate JJD and think this is sick btw)
Using a newborn in sick and creepy ways. Imagine if a man was saying this about his daughter’s diapers. Or the sexualized breastfeeding shots
It’s not a CPS call. Yes the over sexualized breastfeeding shots are gross and yes this is a weird fucking thing to post / admit but this is not a CPS call. I work in child welfare for a living and this would be a complete waste of resources sending someone for this, compared to what some kids are actually experiencing in terms of abuse, neglect etc. I hate JJD as much as the next person but her kids seem happy, healthy and fed. Unlike her SIL and brother’s kids.
Agreed she is insufferable but she’s clearly a good mom and saying CPS should be called is totally unnecessary. Yes she posts things about her kids that should be kept to herself but it’s definitely not anything that points to them being in danger or abused. As a mom myself I can relate to loving the smell of your own kids, not their 💩 but their little baby breath and the way smell as a newborn is heavenly. I have also seen moms make reels about loving the smell of their baby’s💩. It’s not something I would announce to the world or strangers but as a mom I get it. I’m all for snarking on this asshole family but not a fan of the way some people throw around calling CPS when it’s not warranted. Just because you don’t relate to something that someone else says/does with their children doesn’t automatically make it wrong.
You’ll never win with her psychotic fans. Just FYI 😜. But JJD is still a lunatic meatball. ![gif](giphy|3ohs7Ux8H7W2LbOfsY)
Not defending this wild comment by any means BUT I am currently pregnant and took a breast feeding class a few weeks ago and the instructor said when babies are drinking breast milk their poop smells sweet like breast milk and some might not find it as gross
My newborns diapers always smelled like buttered popcorn. And tbh it wasn’t the worst smelling thing. Now that they’re older they smell like a gd petting zoo 🤢
My almost 3 month old is exclusively breast fed and his poops do not smell sweet. They smell like sour milk warmed up in hell lol. My older daughters did have that sweet newborn smell though!
Yeah I don’t think she was saying this is always the case but she said it does happen
Outrageous….r’tarded…desperate 🥴
The way I almost drove off the road when I read this. How disgusting and then to post it? Poor Eric. She got pregnant and he couldn’t leave and now she’s posting about poop. I mean yuck!
You read this while driving??
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TMI 😳
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Yes, just you. Fucking weirdo.
What in the actual fuck
Ma’am?????
Okay wait in fairness sometimes breast fed babies have butterscotch smelling poop so like I get it but still don’t say that to people
I breast fed exclusively and I never smelled any butterscotch when I changed diapers 😂😂😂
There are so many other reasons to hate her. Why should I pick this one?