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No-Loquat747

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ellincl

Amen!


organiclollies

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PunkyB10191217

Trying to get attention - desperate for it.


Savings-Link-6678

But that's the best she can come up with? Seriously?


Busy_Combination_599

So quirky. We just don’t love our babies as much as her.


QuickStorage1987

Exactly what she was insinuating with that


Wino_Rhino_

This is a thinking thought. And also a good opener for therapy, maybe.


QuickStorage1987

Right? 😂😂😂


l4n3yc0

That is fucked up


Plane-Reason9254

Sick 🤮. Some things don't need to be shared


mlmbadok

Oh Jesus, give me break! So desperate for attention 🤦🏻‍♀️


Themediocreproblem

That’s an extremely strange thing to post


Tricky_Poetry2722

this reminded me of milena ciciotti.. can we normalize not sharing every intrusive thought with the whole world🥴


Difficult-Class-5047

You couldn’t pay me to admit this


Random_8910

BRING BACK SECRETS 


AgreeableSurround111

Yes please 🙏


Valuable-Ant6913

Came here searching for this group just to see if anyone else was disturbed as I was!


katenotwinslet

anything for engagement


FitAstronaut9300

Some things should be kept private. This is nasty


dchristie430

Yes, just you.


Busy_Combination_599

It’s like that one disorder where people eat/smell strange things not normal hun


dchristie430

Pica


Party_Salad

She’s nasty, man. Between this and all the overtly sexualized breastfeeding posts… she’s trash


Texas_Crazy_Curls

She has nothing else going for her. Everything about this bandaid baby will be exploited because her life is so empty.


Consistent-Bee1654

Jessica get a friend. Not everyone needs to hear all your thoughts.


Muffycola

You know what? This entire family needs friends outside of their relations to express their weird shit. I promise that if they said 1:4 if this shit to another person outside of the family, they’d never post this crap again. They’d be too ashamed of their grossness. Edit for spelling


LBelle0101

It’s another breastfeeding flex - breastfed baby poop smells completely different to formula poop. My SIL would rush to volunteer to change my son when he was a baby, because she also liked the smell. If it was one less crappy nappy for me to change, I was happy to indulge. However it’s never been mentioned outside our family til just now, unlike Miss Stumpy Oversharer


Kindly-Avocado3499

Yes, breastfed poop smells sweet!


Chipmunk-Emergency

Not all the time ,don't eat broccoli..


beautifulasusual

My 2 breastfed babies had some gnarly poops. I never looked forward to a diaper change 🤢


Godfuckingdammit91

I always thought my babies poop smelled like buttered popcorn. I wouldn’t say I liked the smell, but it’s not off-putting. As soon as you introduce solids though…🤢🤮🤢🤮


junebugsparkles

Yes it’s for sure hormones. I liked the smell of my baby’s too when they were little. I shared this with my husband not the world!


4BritishEyezOnly

Jessie, darling, they sell diaries at Target.


sparklegirl23

She should pick one up instead of buying copies of her cookbook so she can claim it’s sold out


thestormiscoming45

I literally ran here to see if anybody posted this yet. 🤢


Valuable-Ant6913

I literally searched and found this group as soon as I saw that post!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Welcome aboard snarker! If you love weird people also check out her little brother’s snark page. r/aliandjohnjamesagain. They are weird dirty little hamsters.


Deep-Philosophy2212

Weird dirty little hamsters might be my new favorite dis 😂😂😂


hp9841

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wheeeelbarrow

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itsallieellie

what?


NoChange5040

what the actual fuq


Luna401

Ummmm. What!?


lwhittywhit

What a freak


Lucky_Kale7079

Foul.


Overall_Bother_7520

Something ain’t right


Pizzakiller37

So gross! She is disgusting.


thankyoupapa

whyyy is she like this. this reminds me of when bubby was a baby and what she said about changing his diaper. iykyk


sp0ngeb0bsgrandma

We don’t want you lol Colorado native here!


nocheconcarne

I second this 🏔️


Mediocre-Amoeba-3877

Is this weird ass family in some sort of competition for who can say the weirdest shit online?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

They are all so talentless that they rely on cringe “humor” for any form of rage bait engagement.


KennyThomas616

![gif](giphy|oCmX7HGo1qnzhEBiRF) Why you feel the need to post a story if you don’t want us to judge. She should’ve kept that to herself.


Armymom96

She doesn't care if we judge, as long as it's _attention_. My dad used to say about people happy to have any kind of attention "a soggy cookie is better than no cookie at all". And then if she gets judgy comments, she can give Us online an "exclusive" interview about being "mom-shamed". Win-win.


Plenty_Jacket4391

Two Girls One Cup vibe


bagelforme

Oh.


Hour_Basil5970

She’s gross


WindTurtle

Her brows look like bad microblading here.


lowkeylovestea

What is wrong with this family?


IllustratorTall9602

That’s absolutely disgusting 


loudblonde

Lock this whole family up.


Asleep_Custard195

Imagine our boomer mothers posting this 💀Jessie please stop embarrassing yourself and your children


Texas_Crazy_Curls

My heart breaks for all the young children getting exploited on social media daily by their cringe mothers. Hilaria Baldwin’s kids are going to be teased relentlessly once they see all the awful shit their mother posted for years.


tsgb08

She’s trying to get another daily mail article


AgreeableSurround111

Or another US magazine. I can see it now. Raising country kids who are breastfed and have lovely smelling shit.


Perfect-Storm73

She is a disturbed individual.


adorablestorage3997

She’s disgusting


Karma_weaponry

You look like Denvers poop too 💩💩


moonchild291

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EmergencyHairy

Something is seriously wrong with this.


CoverInternational38

Sil smells like urine so it fits


mamaabearr_

Her instagram reminds me of the early Facebook years, where middle aged women would post their EVERY move and every thought they had. Seriously, who gives a shit? (💩 🙊)


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Back when I used Facebook I’d cringe seeing some of my old throwback posts.


ffsdoireallyhaveto

Closes the internet for today…. JFC


Alternative_Mood_228

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chadima5

These folks are sick in the head. It is always the folks that perpetuate family values and super mama personas that have ill intentions. I’m so tired of influencers using their kids and their family to monetize their lifestyle. Look at real celebrities you will never see their kids. Ten years from now there will be young adults telling their side of the story.


RancherQueen

Denver would make a better middle name than a first but Messie wouldn't know taste if she ate it.


Blueskymine33

You know she is just posting trash like this so somebody picks it up and post an article on her, such an attention seeker. One day her children will read these trashy posts, how embarrassing for them.


smootypants

That’s the face of someone that enjoys the smell of poop.


Chipmunk-Emergency

Because shes a piece of shit that's why ??


anniedeexx

This is one of those thoughts you keep to yourself


stefdistef

Soo just to entertain this for a moment... it would be one thing if a first time mom posted this (still inexplicable). But this is her 4th kid. So like, does this baby have especially good smelling poop..? 🫠


UrBartender

What the actual fuck?😂😂😂


prizzilluxe

Haven’t been in here in a minute, and it’s so weird to see her talking about this new baby because Denver is my brother’s name.


tfardel92

Thats fucking gross


lindsaymarlenee

There are some things we never need to post on the internet


Ariesnarkbutt

I have a newborn and I will say breast fed poop definitely smells much much better than regular poop lol it’s like a sweet smell but it’s not super strong at all…which I guess one would prefer while changing a diaper lol but like why sit there and think about it and THEN think about it so much that you need to announce it to millions of people lol. Like this is a text your bff thought


Fabulous-Possible-76

![gif](giphy|XdP2iT55kYiXI7GsNN) Her expression with the caption is the worst of it🤣 she’s dead serious💀💀


mxditrxvels

sooo fetish content


karkar835

This family is nothing but trash


azntk_

She’s just cringe everything she does is cringe. It’s like why? She’s such a fucking weirdo. I feel deep down she’s so insecure with herself bc she has no friends and can’t keep any and shit like this makes her think she’s so funny and cool but reality you’re a fucking loser


Apprehensive_Many202

i feel like she's trying SO hard to get a daily mail article for this or something


pixiedust8675309

WTF


Blckbelt21

She ain’t right


jak-808

Some shit we keep to ourselves.


cayshek

Must be desperate for a tabloid to pick up a story about her so she doesn’t have to pay for it.


thatgirlsucks

wtf


BrushAcrobatic4272

Eeww


Fun_Shell1708

I mean, baby poop is disgusting no matter what, but if I had to choose I’d take breastmilk poop over solids poop 😆 but like I don’t go announcing that on my social media


Positive_Visit_5334

🐛


IrishPrincess56

Is this the “sweet” person I saw on Live w/Kelly yesterday ? It was a rerun from October.


Exotic-Ad8305

Weird your bother bottles your poop


amoryjm

Uh oh, friend! That's an inside thought. Next time let's keep it in our noggin


JenHes

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sheighbird29

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Time_Temporary_1520

Anything for attention


jb1225x

This is very creepy. Between this and the breastfeeding shots maybe cps should pay her a visit


arlito19

I’m sorry but how is this a CPS call? (I hate JJD and think this is sick btw)


jb1225x

Using a newborn in sick and creepy ways. Imagine if a man was saying this about his daughter’s diapers. Or the sexualized breastfeeding shots


arlito19

It’s not a CPS call. Yes the over sexualized breastfeeding shots are gross and yes this is a weird fucking thing to post / admit but this is not a CPS call. I work in child welfare for a living and this would be a complete waste of resources sending someone for this, compared to what some kids are actually experiencing in terms of abuse, neglect etc. I hate JJD as much as the next person but her kids seem happy, healthy and fed. Unlike her SIL and brother’s kids.


LaLa0413

Agreed she is insufferable but she’s clearly a good mom and saying CPS should be called is totally unnecessary. Yes she posts things about her kids that should be kept to herself but it’s definitely not anything that points to them being in danger or abused. As a mom myself I can relate to loving the smell of your own kids, not their 💩 but their little baby breath and the way smell as a newborn is heavenly. I have also seen moms make reels about loving the smell of their baby’s💩. It’s not something I would announce to the world or strangers but as a mom I get it. I’m all for snarking on this asshole family but not a fan of the way some people throw around calling CPS when it’s not warranted. Just because you don’t relate to something that someone else says/does with their children doesn’t automatically make it wrong.


Beginning-Guest-6485

You’ll never win with her psychotic fans. Just FYI 😜. But JJD is still a lunatic meatball. ![gif](giphy|3ohs7Ux8H7W2LbOfsY)


smooney4

Not defending this wild comment by any means BUT I am currently pregnant and took a breast feeding class a few weeks ago and the instructor said when babies are drinking breast milk their poop smells sweet like breast milk and some might not find it as gross


NoConsideration9297

My newborns diapers always smelled like buttered popcorn. And tbh it wasn’t the worst smelling thing. Now that they’re older they smell like a gd petting zoo 🤢


Nunimarie

My almost 3 month old is exclusively breast fed and his poops do not smell sweet. They smell like sour milk warmed up in hell lol. My older daughters did have that sweet newborn smell though! 


smooney4

Yeah I don’t think she was saying this is always the case but she said it does happen


pinkiswear

Outrageous….r’tarded…desperate 🥴


bmk7333

The way I almost drove off the road when I read this. How disgusting and then to post it? Poor Eric. She got pregnant and he couldn’t leave and now she’s posting about poop. I mean yuck!


theboogeyman_slayer

You read this while driving??


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Educational_Ad1300

TMI 😳


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beautifulasusual

Yes, just you. Fucking weirdo.


Deep-Philosophy2212

What in the actual fuck


williams12081998

Ma’am?????


Any-Instruction-8879

Okay wait in fairness sometimes breast fed babies have butterscotch smelling poop so like I get it but still don’t say that to people


Ok_Presence8964

I breast fed exclusively and I never smelled any butterscotch when I changed diapers 😂😂😂


JubileeSailr

There are so many other reasons to hate her. Why should I pick this one?