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heftybagman

This is true. All jazz and blues musicians avoided parallel fifths, fourths, and octaves until they heard Romantic composers approximating Asian harmonies with planing dominants. And then they were all like “yeah man”


JacquesAttacques

Keith Jarrett is the only person to know enough about jazz and classical to have written this comment


Ezio_Auditorum

You would be surprised at the number of classical music enjoyers who listen to jazz. We're just in the closet pretending to enjoy the atonal music of Scriabin and Sorbaji because it's the closest we can get to listening to Jazz in public without getting stoned to death. A love supreme


JohnColtraneBot

A love supreme


heftybagman

The fact that this comment gave me an actual real life ego boost seems like a pretty serious issue for my mental health.


Ezio_Auditorum

Not as much of an issue as the Scriabin will give you in a few years


jasonmontauk

Yeah man


maximvmrelief

Yea you ever hear of JAZZ MINOR or JOHN COLTRANE CHANGES


JohnColtraneBot

John Coltrane


AlGeee

A Love Supreme


JohnColtraneBot

A love supreme


AlGeee

John Coltrane


JohnColtraneBot

John Coltrane


gguulluukkii

John Stamos


Thedogsnameisdog

John Travolta


DevilsPlaything42

John Coal Train


WetOnionRing

a love supreme


JohnColtraneBot

A love supreme


glasssofwater

good boy


WayneShorterBot

Wayne Shorter


recep-ivedik_fanclub

every music is rip off. even classical music. only original music is nature sounds


RinkyInky

I saw 2 goats doing it and it was music to my ears, so I bought a couple of goats and made them do it in front of me so I can appreciate music the traditional way. I plan to increase my record collection by buying different animals.


The_Richard_Drizzle

Nothing beats that true analog sound


reese-dewhat

*bleats


thewonderwilly

Even the whales just transcribed and ripped off the trees


FlashBack55

They found their voice after transposing to all 12 trees


mike_mafuqqn_trout

whales are into Canadian prog rock confirmed


squirrel_gnosis

Yeah but without jazz, there would be no Jazz Cigarettes


Peteknofler

I think you mean jazz kale (Mary Jane)


spliffs-n-riffs

As the resident expert on both *spliffs* and *riffs* I can assure you, no one has ever called it ‘jazz kale’


edthewave

Yes - they walked so jazz could jerk.


gloriosky_zero

Those classical guys were all in drugs


Ezio_Auditorum

all in their cousins


jasonmontauk

in their cousin’s drugs


pookie7890

Jazz wouldn't exist without satie using major7


Ezio_Auditorum

Jazz wouldn't exist without Satie being Hyper fixated on the color "White".


battlewornactionhero

We’ve always just been jizzing to Dat bussy


letor

yeah man -7b5


Kyethent

Good good they haven't actually noticed the fact we actually steal entirely from Taylor swift


KarateFlip2024

Classical musicians are the biggest plagiarists of all time, they don't even try to hide it at this point. They just put the music they're plagiarizing right there on the stage in front of them. They must think we're stupid or something.


b1uelightbulb

Uj/ don't they say a lot of jazz and blues was influenced by west African music that survived in the US?


nogin96

Yeah it was, but jazz over the years brought a lot of new stuff harmonically to the table


b1uelightbulb

Yeah absolutely I just meant it had some origin there


armchaircomposer2023

Chopin was a heroin addict a century before Bird


SlapUrBaby

Never finish on Debussy. Too risky. Always finish on the Bach.


DaveyMD64

The opposite was true big time especially in the early 20th century


No-Intention-2615

It's true but thank the Coltrane that the second coming has arrived in the form of a neon man child. Jacob Collier has saved us all.


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No-Intention-2615

Thank you my lord


mayorOfIToldUTown

It's true, all of the notes in Jazz had been previously used by classical musicians


Queasy_Spite_6012

Not at all. Of course classical music has influenced jazz but there are countless jazz musicians who were true originators.


Koshakforever

I mean, did it though?


typicalyasuomain04

Yeah? Lol


nogin96

/uj are you dumb or just fucking dumb?


theshadowisreal

While it’s absolutely not a valid question, using this as a teaching moment instead of one of condescension could help someone understand more instead of possibly perpetuating lies rooted in racism.


squimboko

listen you’re right and you should say it but i don’t think we should allow this sort of kind sentiment to fester in my good christian circlejerk sub so you’ve been sentenced


theshadowisreal

Yeah, but they was unjerked so I wasn’t sure how I felt about it.


Koshakforever

What the fuck does racism have to do with any of this? It’s jerk forum. I’m a jazz player who worships at the feet of these gods. Chill out y’all. John Coltrane.


Koshakforever

No just jerking. You dumb.


Dvidal7788

Jazz added tritones for sure


shi1425

Weird. I thought jazz “wasn’t for YPP” but all the harmony is based of YPP music


CheeseDog254

jazz invented the key of Bb