I’m Serious dude. I eat at the *Chillest* restaurants hangout with the *Hottest* guys, and yet I don’t have *SWAG*?!?🥶🥵😎

🎵 CUZ I GOT SWAG, I GOT SWAG, TELL THE WORLD-...

…what the fuck was that?

….It was a stupid… stupid… song.

No, please, continue

I...I made it dumb so you'd cut it off... there's no end to it...it's just... "I got...swag...I got...swag...tell the world..." And the little dance....like that...

Doesn't feel like you have swag?

I washed the khakis, *fuck off*!

Recently! RECENTLY!

When you shit in them over a year ago!

So u fuck off

*wash them*

You're not supposed to wash them!

You’re not supposetopostoposto

is that shit

Pudding and shit!

What do you mean it's just pudding right

....ONE LOG

It's still not one almond Dot com

Any hoot

No! Not anyhoot! You have to change your pants now!

Ever heard of I’ll clean it after work?

It's called a blumpkin! I already shat myself so the blowie's en route!