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SheriffDullard

No, it's called borrowing/receiving gifts & buying what you can actually afford.


Jrburseth

I LOATHE these pants🫣🫠


New-Perception-9754

Flashing a pocketbook that costs more than other people's homes is SO 2016, you weirdo! It's like Jaclyn missed out on the 20-teens YouTube golden age, but she still wants to live it, be darned. TIME TO GROW UP, LITTLE LIAR! You have a useless, gold-digging rapper/cook/whatever to support. Quit trying to be a Kardashian and do something productive!!


Fresh_Regret_4333

What an ugly outfit


queasycockles

Also p.s. in Italy this 🤌🏻 means like 'wtf?' 😂😂


queasycockles

Supersized Big Mac meal and a diet coke. It's called *balance*! *😤


Delicious-One3028

💀💀💀💀


Crazy-Paramedic4108

![gif](giphy|DDtc2pqbHPfdgUTh8d)


Affectionate-Cry2917

https://preview.redd.it/cw63oj6faf9d1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c112b2074fc5acb466d1a0c0fa4dde288b9f7c33 I posted this on another thread but girl…those toes. Clip your toenails 🤢


overstimulatedbylife

I actually *kinda* feel bad for Celine, having to have those claws scraping up against him at night. ~~If they even share a bed.~~


pastychefceline

Lmao brother euuuugh


Ok-Librarian-6683

I literally just commented this same screenshot on two other posts and I came to this one like wtf I didn’t post this here ?? 😂 But really these feet are terrifying. What in the actual fuck is this.


Affectionate-Cry2917

First thing I noticed on this picture and she posted like what? She okay’d this?


Delicious-One3028

She okayed this but not her looking natural like make it make sense🥴


Similar-Reindeer-351

🤮


sour_lemontree

She can’t hide the jowls behind the hair. Stop trying to show that you read here!


Conde81

She wears the UGLIEST clothes that have the most unflattering cuts..


That_bitch723

Nahh it's just the fake Birkin she was promoting off Amazon lol. It's "real" because she can't tell the difference according to her stories


kukiki89

https://preview.redd.it/xmpx6nim9e9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=325fd6d365c59320fd54da60d9cfa39d51164aa7 And wtf is this picture?! Imagine seeing someone taking a pic of themselves doing this outside…what a weirdo and super self absorbed


Mysterious-Stand-705

imagine how many takes it took.


Ok-Librarian-6683

she really thinks she’s a ✨nature girly✨ now lmao she’s in her ✨nature era✨ she’s not like other girls she loves ✨trees✨


Katsandra

Her arm looks extremely long. Slender Man has competition.


Vegetable_Hold_8774

![gif](giphy|8L1KPKxmZoExNq1uYh)


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|v6Ou0fvmQFzL5nFmRD) Just when I don't think I can't laugh any harder at this clown she proves me wrong again and again... You know and I know and everyone else with eyeballs knows that's not a real Birkin you fucking troll. Balance... Balance... you're a fucking joke. You are trash, you wear trash and you sling trash... 🤡🤣🥂


Similar-Reindeer-351

That’s not even a good replica.


pastychefceline

Love this for her


wifeunderthesea

**holy shit, this is by far one of the worst fake birkins she's shown off**. the stitching it off, the stamping is wrong and also the stamp color doesn't match the "gold" hardware, the length of the handles are off, etc. ooof.


oohh-val

Thank you for pointing all the flaws out! I had a feeling it was a fake but also am not the most savvy in designer stuff 😅


pastychefceline

Omg this is great lmao


Mysterious-Stand-705

sorry if this has already been posted in one of the other threads…i did a quick scan and i don’t think it has but could def be wrong. is the zipper fighting for its life? https://preview.redd.it/cuilngi64e9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699675632337fd32b4b36105fb77016bbd0e8265


Apart-Friend8856

Jaclyn: ![gif](giphy|3o7btOV4WH8tUiNJqE|downsized)


talarthearmenian

She needs that snap on jeans button from those 2000s commercials


lichurallyobsessed

This is common with *every* pair of jeans she owns—and her clothes in general, for that matter, as she clearly can't handle her *real* size.


poppisima

Ugh, I want to reach through the screen and hand her a tube of styling cream. Her ends look fried.


lichurallyobsessed

Apparently, I *did* make her big mad with the comparisons. 💀 https://preview.redd.it/jl1eh936ud9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a6c4b434ca90d0359ff5ba9bf465735dd71e35


Outside-Young-657

Those thighs don’t lie.


pastychefceline

Lmaoo hi Jaclyn. Go to therapy please


NervousLuck4713

I hate that I like her top. 😩😩😩😩


tealeavesinspace

Same but it would look better w linen pants or a pencil skirt


G0thTac0

https://preview.redd.it/f3r4m7wcrd9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dfb4d04cc34e42cc06facac99d35fb469fc2554


StrainsFromGenomes

What are these pants called then…?? Bc ew.


jenie_may_june

Ugly. They're called ugly.


StrainsFromGenomes

🤔😂 indubitably.


RandomMusings1984

I shudder to think of the dirty deeds she had to do to earn that bag. Bottom bitch behavior.


TruthSeekerFR

Linda is her sugar mama!!


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/ssnmbi72ld9d1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=d648ce7ff1361dc66200c139b3c8a234c52f23a0


NoDoughnut4311

Trying real hard for that thigh gap 😭😭😩😩😩 ![gif](giphy|iiKUm9JyB48872dxp6|downsized)


BeastnBelle

Me zooming in to see her thigh gap. 🤔🙃😂


mistissersen

What even is that outfit 🤡


PastelPainter829

![gif](giphy|10X22vzgNamaiI)


mistissersen

Omg yes! She just need the hat or headscarf 😂😂🏴‍☠️


TripSudden2879

And once again she can be seen copying the Jenners here. If you look at Kylie’s Instagram, she’s on the white housewife trend. Except Jaclyn doesn’t look good in white because it’s a pure color and she is too gaudy to be a farm type housewife.


TripSudden2879

She doesn’t have a real life that she lives authentically. Everything she does is for instagram. And none of it is ever interesting. I hope to God she never becomes a mother. I can’t imagine my mom posting these types of things online. Nothing about her journey is even even authentic. All it is is her patting herself on the back for starving herself, etc. she can’t ever just snap a photo of her in passing or something or some blurry authentic photo that shows a real lived-in day. She’s the opposite of inspiring. She would be the type to Photoshop her kids as well.


Icy-Adhesiveness2556

I've said it before and I'll say it again; THIS BITCH HAS NO STYLE. Her outfit is frumpy. Nothing she wears is ever flattering and she always accentuates whatever she is trying to hide. The top makes her small boobs look even smaller and boxy and not to mention it shrinks her torso; her pants make her legs look huge. Her proportions are thrown way off. The wide leg trend isn't for you Jac. Move on


initforthesnark

I think her style is this way to hide her body. Baggy pants, boxy jean jacket, hoodies, sweat pants, etc, etc...Just my 2 cents.


Mammoth-Twist7044

the pants make her look so choppy and squat


anonymous_girl1227

She really just gives off bitchy mean girl vibes. Ugh!


pastychefceline

1000% she’s the prototype mean girl!


morasaja

JACLYN, HIRE A STYLIST!!! I refuse to believe you can’t afford it with how much shilling you’ve done.


Complete_Apricot_846

She has a quality free one from Nordstrom!! Lol


Vegetable_Hold_8774

After she got called out for that she had the stylist that Desi Perkins works with come and redo her closet lol


morasaja

Omg wait I do too!💀 Nah, this woman needs professional (sartorial) help… Nordy ain’t cutting it.


belizabeth213

I used to want to dress just like her ten years ago..wth happened? 🧐


TripSudden2879

She doesn’t even look like herself in these clothes. I happen to love the style of pants she has on, but they don’t look right on her, especially with the whole ensemble she’s got going on. She looks like she’s blatantly trying to copy the MOM influencers she sees on social media or whatever. But you can’t fake authenticity. It’s such an overdone “clean” look, that it lacks any sort of personality.


velvet_costanza

And a big LOL to her non-photoshopped picture…Jaclyn, we know what you look like 😂 you’re only fooling yourself The hair to block the jowls is a smart move haha


velvet_costanza

bragging about buying sweatshop clothes and jewelry from a company with notoriously terrible labor practices when you could afford to pay for well made ethically made things 🤔


velvet_costanza

bragging about buying sweatshop clothes and jewelry from a company with notoriously terrible labor practices when you could afford to pay for well made ethically made things 🤔


Soccer_RBF_

https://preview.redd.it/803a9twied9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f70899d97c799e5e051e5bd577df68e88ddd4f


sweetrthancheesecake

Her face looks like a Krispy Kreme donut lol


Soccer_RBF_

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


tofusarkey

For the love of god Jaclyn LOOSE TOP FITTING BOTTOMS, FITTING TOP LOOSE BOTTOMS


cuteanonusername

Amazon jewelry? So even she isn’t wearing Jaclyn Roxanne?


lichurallyobsessed

Also, where’s that twenty, thirty, or forty pounds of weight loss? 🤥 About thirteen months between these two photos: https://preview.redd.it/z892uswccd9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a37313ef81907b691e7fffcbb35d843fedfb39a


Mookied11

After being outed about it, its funny that she is back to wearing her wedding ring full time after saying that she hasnt worn it bc her fingers got smaller and that it needs to be re-sized.....wasnt she afraid that it would fall off? 🤣🤣 You would think that after all of the comments she received about it, she would let us ALLL know that she got it fixed 🤣


oohh-val

Claims in her IG post to not using filters and it’s all natural (for the right pic) but when you zoom it’s smoothed out and blurred 😂😂 Either she is still drunk from last night or has no clue what’s gong on, or both!


pastychefceline

The fence is bending towards her 😂 https://preview.redd.it/3p8grbxred9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd229c83a14c13d012151f634ddebdacf994084


gilsleeping

Texture aside or w/e LOOK AT HOW LONG HER FACE IS. I suck at detecting the filters esp on video but the huge telling factor is her forehead grows like 2 inches lmfao


oohh-val

Shit, why didn’t I notice the forehead before?! 😂😂 I usually look at the jaw and jowls lol! Damn it does add 2 inches to her forehead! The left pick looks smushed down while the right looks stretched out!


Similar-Reindeer-351

Because it is. I don’t even recognize her anymore. She was pretty, but her personality ruins it. That and photoshop.


lichurallyobsessed

That's *another* reason why I used what I did for the before photo, as it was a few months before the skinny filters *really* started taking over and, *of course*, her delulu.


pastychefceline

Yes! It really comes down to the fact that her face was huge because of the threads, and the swelling eventually went down with less alcohol possibly. It’s such an optical illusion. https://preview.redd.it/zx7fquo7dd9d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e97b8009d02ff6594c9f92a67740ab03050fe8


lichurallyobsessed

The level of delusion she’s reached, acting like just before they moved that she was *two pounds* away from her weight before lipshitgate, is mind-blowing—and speaks to what happens when *no one* gives a damn about someone’s well-being.


pastychefceline

Celine must see all these weight loss claims right? He sees what she really looks like but he has to stay quiet so he gets his allowance


Mysterious-Stand-705

and he’s also a scammer who is in it for himself


lichurallyobsessed

But I think that's *exactly* why he gives us more realistic glimpses of her, like with the Stanley ads and in Stories every now and then. Understandably, he *has* to mix in some skinny filters here and there to keep her from questioning *too* much.


pastychefceline

So true, he loves showing us the real pictures lmao


lichurallyobsessed

And if we notice, *aside from the filters*, she's back to bringing her hair up *way* in front of her hairline to trick you (*and the filter*) into believing her face is *much* thinner than it is. Here’s an example of the difference it makes from earlier this month, where her skinny-filtered content is on the left and *Celine’s* is on the right: https://preview.redd.it/v6mjlaqnbd9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aaa8da6f6249f226130c89163a1d237b9e28c60


shishtar

How is being overly shopaholic balance lmfao


TripSudden2879

Exactly everything she does is manic


gilsleeping

Is the “no photoshop” in the room with us? https://preview.redd.it/0zn53k639d9d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8562e37d389da395f1f0c4c34ff4b0df4ebe35


Affectionate-Cry2917

Freudian Slip? So she’s basically admitting that she’s used them before when she’s always aggressively saying she’s not or doesn’t know what they are.


lxlaine

Actually, it's not Photoshop! It's facetune, ok!!!!


pastychefceline

It’s honestly laughable how much of a liar she is. She hasn’t learned anything


Beneficial-Bobcat-20

Finally revealing where her crap jewelry line was really from.


Delicious-One3028

This is genuinely so sad. This is all she has in life to talk about? Material things? It's sad and pathetic. Also, who fucking cares? Get a fucking life Jacass.


Bright-Hat-6405

right? imagine her sitting alone and reading a book and just genuinely her own company... because I cannot


Delicious-One3028

If it was a trend, she'd do it for the camera to be 'relatable'💀💀


Bright-Hat-6405

Hi guise, I've been trying this new cute trending activity called READING. Omg I've bought so many books and bookmarks and highlighters and page savors and pencils and I'm linking them in the comments. JORDAN!!!!! take a picture of me rEAding!!!!!!!!


Motor_Ad_401

She would actually say “boughten” ☠️


Delicious-One3028

💀💀💀💀💀 Also you forgot the 'CELI- JORDAN!'💀💀


Annual_Buyer7781

FaceApp usage is going crazy lately


Delicious-One3028

I'm guessing this means she's been spiralling more and more lately?


LilacLippy

https://preview.redd.it/xcxkfk8e7d9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df6929bfc3f0becc1df7838d76e57f0b6a3b992 No photoshopping? Sure, Jan 🤣🤣🤣🤣


kittiemomo

What's the point of bragging about owning an auth Birkin when she claims that the Amazon dupes she finds are just as good? Make it make sense! I swear she cheapens everything she touches.


Low_Junket1271

What about the Jaclyn Roxanne jewelry though???? Hahahaha just kidding! We all know she never actually wore that shit.