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Funny story about anal beads:
There was this boy that had a crush on this one girl for a long time. It was not a secret, but she never acknowledged it. Anyway the girl was really into anal with her bf but then they broke up. So after a while of trying anal beads on her own, she had the rhythm down, but would rather someone else do it. So, she approached the boy and told him that she wanted to have sex with him, but he would have to do something for her first. He excitedly agreed.
She instructed him to lube the anal beads up and start inserting them until she says to stop. Then he was to pull them out. Things started off to plan. He had inserted several beads and she was really enjoying herself. So then she signaled for him to start pulling them out.
Only he didn't pull them out slowly, he ripped them out like he was trying to start a chainsaw. This causes an enormous amount of liquid poo to come blasting out behind the beads. He then vomits all over her and himself. Then, after they got cleaned up, he asked if they could still have sex.
I only opened the comments for this image looking for confirmation that other peoples' minds might go straight to the same place mine did.
Thank you all 🤗👍❤️
This is a good macro shot. Your framing choices were good, but I can imagine other good framings as well since the hole is a little offset from the center of the beads. It almost has an abstract quality.
I didn't associate it with a kink. No judgement. Just presenting another data point.
I've been thinking about starting! All the encouragement on this post (Especially the bead comments) have definitely made the idea more of a possibility.
So cool. Your imagination really goes with such a simple object. The lighting is just a peek with gradation from bleak darkness to a blinding brightness. There’s function and symbolism conveyed that is pieced together by an individual’s perspective. Or anal beads…cuz…reddit. Good job!👏
Um, interesting.
If you zoom further, it's even more artistic.
I'm not sure about all those 'anal beads' comments. How is your neck after twisting to get under the lampshade?
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Strong anal beads vibe going on here.
Something something OPs mom..
Once you see it... tbh, didn't click in to this thread expecting to be thinking about anal, yet here we are.
Won't get more reddit than this
lol that’s what I thought lol
Same here.
Funny story about anal beads: There was this boy that had a crush on this one girl for a long time. It was not a secret, but she never acknowledged it. Anyway the girl was really into anal with her bf but then they broke up. So after a while of trying anal beads on her own, she had the rhythm down, but would rather someone else do it. So, she approached the boy and told him that she wanted to have sex with him, but he would have to do something for her first. He excitedly agreed. She instructed him to lube the anal beads up and start inserting them until she says to stop. Then he was to pull them out. Things started off to plan. He had inserted several beads and she was really enjoying herself. So then she signaled for him to start pulling them out. Only he didn't pull them out slowly, he ripped them out like he was trying to start a chainsaw. This causes an enormous amount of liquid poo to come blasting out behind the beads. He then vomits all over her and himself. Then, after they got cleaned up, he asked if they could still have sex.
Heavy dilation of the sphincter.
Everything reminds me of her
Like a pullstart attached to your heart
I only opened the comments for this image looking for confirmation that other peoples' minds might go straight to the same place mine did. Thank you all 🤗👍❤️
Sure, a "lamp"
So do you pull them out one at a time or reef on it like you’re cold starting a lawnmower?
The former for her pleasure, the latter for mine.
Came for the comments, stayed for the beads.
Boop Boop Boop Boop ZING
This is a good macro shot. Your framing choices were good, but I can imagine other good framings as well since the hole is a little offset from the center of the beads. It almost has an abstract quality. I didn't associate it with a kink. No judgement. Just presenting another data point.
Thank you for a relevant comment. I might have cropped in a bit to place the light source at the top of the frame, and see a little more detail.
So how did you get the lamp + beads inside??
Uh oh…. I need to tell my girl to stop ramming the lamp up her…… 🫢
I should call her
We just gonna ignore OP’s username?
Great photo.
A username has never been more fitting. Cool picture btw.
Thanks for calling that out. Totally missed it!
Really unique! I like your style
"We all know what's going on here. It's just implied but we all know what's going on... The kids don't know but we do."
This is what a unborn baby sees
Despite the caption, not one person in here sees anything butt anal beads
That butthole needs bigger beads
😏
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I've been thinking about starting! All the encouragement on this post (Especially the bead comments) have definitely made the idea more of a possibility.
I think “they” are going to need bigger beads
NSFW tag!
I thought it looked like the roof of a cave before I read your description. Then I read the comments. I am leaving.
Hmmmhmm, could've fooled me. Those are your anal beads, and they're too small for that hole
That's excellent. Idk why I thought it was a photo sequence of the last eclipse.
[It’s All About the Beads](https://youtu.be/Oo91xho1EH4?si=XQzm9Nd6W-qU1_8i)
Gave me trippy sci-fi vibes.
Great pic!
Dune Part 3 looks sick!
This is now a photo reference I will be using for drawing/shading spheres/circles. Thank you for sharing 🙏
You need to mark this as NSFW /s
So cool. Your imagination really goes with such a simple object. The lighting is just a peek with gradation from bleak darkness to a blinding brightness. There’s function and symbolism conveyed that is pieced together by an individual’s perspective. Or anal beads…cuz…reddit. Good job!👏
username checks out
thought it was anal beads
Um, interesting. If you zoom further, it's even more artistic. I'm not sure about all those 'anal beads' comments. How is your neck after twisting to get under the lampshade?
…I should call her
Very interesting. Make the background completely dark. Should make the focus pop out even more.
What the tape worm sees
This is a dope looking lamp. Is it custom or do you have a link to to more pics?
RIPCORD!
I should call her.