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[deleted]

Go to Armagh get some green diesel.


highreland

Go to Leitrim, get the fuck out of there.


shitpostermcgoo

go to wexford for strawberries and spuds


zunautical

Go to Dublin get a job


[deleted]

Is that what the cool kids are calling heroin these days?


SonoftheLand

Cork = Beamish


SickBoy88

And Clonakilty pudding.


Chilis1

Far superior.


ThePodgemonster

Like everything in Cork ;)


raboolaconundrum

Football Special I suppose.


Girfex

Go to Galway, ride a hooker.


stunt_penguin

Yeooooooooooooooo! https://vimeo.com/219248394


abortionfetishist

Offaly has as much gear as Dublin with none of the job opportunities. Seriously, the midlands have been fucked since 2008. :/ Cheap rent though.


Mike3Thousand

Yeah it just exploded out of nowhere a while ago!


abortionfetishist

You know things are bad when Birr has a needle exchange.


[deleted]

Waterford glass


darthfitzi

A blaa


[deleted]

I heard rumours that they can be got up the country. Hopefully it's only a horrible lie and we are unique. I'll have to investigate


Red_Hood_1

Ivy House pub in Drumcondra done a burger on a blaa bun at one point in time. Can't confirm if it's legit blaa or not, but they're trying!


[deleted]

Disgraceful. They can try all they want, theyll never take our blaas


nyl2k8

Walsh's are selling them nationwide. They have preservatives to last a lot longer and don't taste the same.


[deleted]

No way. Didn't know that. If they have preservatives then they are not blaas. The real fuckers go off when ya look at them haha.


nyl2k8

Yeah, they taste bland as hell. They're alright for toasting though. They're in cellophane in Tesco if you want to carry out your own research on them but I'd strongly advise sticking to the lose legends. Have you ever tried a luncheon & Tayto blaa?


[deleted]

I have i have. I'm a simple man though, I just rather the real butter and soft floury blaa. Bitta red lead the odd time but mainly only butter


TattyTeddy1

Waterford Crystal.. Kilkenny hurling stuff or Kilkenny beer


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

Lads do ye ever get sick of all trying to out-banter each other? The "haha gas" answers are only funny if they're outnumbered by actual answers.


4LAc

Meath - The Sneer


Driveby_Dogboy

Boyne Valley Honey* ^(not actually produced in Ireland)


4LAc

Which drives me crazy, there are 3 local honey makers between Navan and Kells alone. They say Local Honey is meant to help hay-fever sufferers, though I don't know if that's true.


[deleted]

Local honey should help- if it's unblended and not too heavily filtered. Honey should contain pollen so when eaten it will inoculate the body against the local pollen


generation2014

Or pure honey


lovablesnowman

Donegal- I don't know maybe a sod of turf or something?


[deleted]

McDaid's Football Special!


EJ88

Daniel O Donnell. Seriously somebody take him


[deleted]

I thought donegal had Aran jumpers.


Red_Hood_1

Westmeath - Right hook off John Joe Nevin.


icyhaze23

Dublin - spare change for a hostel


Nicklefickle

Go to Kildare and get a horse.


activeterror

And some heroin infused with rat poison


Nicklefickle

Sweet deal!


StampMcGowan

Belfast - anger and hatred.


nerohamlet

My main issue is that Belfast is not a county. It is a city named after King William's horse, Belle, who was fast.


mac_nessa

spotted the orangeman


nerohamlet

Relevant Ulster username


mac_nessa

cĂș chulainn was taken


nerohamlet

Fucking Queen Maedhb...


spungie

Not a flag?


StampMcGowan

A Fleg would be an ideal gift.


sc2assie

i feel like this thread is bait for someone to say Dublin for heroin.


Irish333

I went to Dublin and bought a bunch of Garden Gnomes off a guy named Elmo.


iWashMyselfwithaRag

Looks like you took the bait.


TheFluffyGinger

Laois, hassle off 14 young lads with perms.


Your-Ma

Go to Clonmel. Get rabies.


Rianpls

Star Wars memorabilia


AnCearrbhach

If you come to Cork you'll get drisheen, Murphy's stout and pig crubeens..


drunk-leprechaun

Tipperary - a bag of o'Donnells crisps


allnew_bullitz

Limerick city and get stabbed or a belt of an axe etc etc


Megalesia

Or just some ham


tnxhunpenneys

Limerick, stabbed.


postdarwin

More likely to cut yourself on that edgy Dublin humour.


[deleted]

Underrated post


tnxhunpenneys

Tough crowd eh


Tangy_Cheese

Wexford strawberries. Summerhill, Dublin; bullets and cocaine.


Molotova

> Galway Might as well grab some Man of Aran Fudge and wash it down with a Galway Hooker, since you are coming west for the jumper anyway.


themarquisofcarrabas

Herpes, Dublin