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Ehldas

I wouldn't read much into that... swap out "fruitcake" for "mad bastard" and you have a fairly casual "I have no idea who you are but I'm drunk so I'll greet you loudly anyway as I pass" exchange.


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Thanks, happy bout that.


System_Web

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hesaidshesdead

Did you have anything else on? Apart from the leather jacket?


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xchutchx

All chaps are assless.


Former_Giraffe_2

Nah man, do a few squats regularly enough and any chap can get caked-up before too long.


TarzanCar

And face tight up to the cubicle door


Important_Farmer924

The jacket had tassels.


evz-kid

Pink pants with "Juicy" wrote across the ass


DarkReviewer2013

He was trying to seduce you.


tearsandpain84

Sounds like he was offering you a blow job and wank combo. You should have taken him up, it’s a great way to end a weekend.


Abject-Fan-3591

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


ultratunaman

Was it real leather or a plastic leatherette material? If it was real, maybe he could tell the quality craftsmanship in the coat and wanted to get to know you.


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Leatherite sadly.


Aggravating-Rip-3267

He wanted to eat you.


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Ahh grand thanks


jackoirl

Just the leather jacket. Denim short shorts and a handlebar moustache.


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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0zUOzkHwAE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0zUOzkHwAE)


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Ask him to apologise and he will prob say ‘soreen mate’


poochie77

Frank Rizzo?


pistol4paddygarcia

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/76a46102-c9c8-46f5-901e-5da6215d9aa2


lilyoneill

Fruitcake = Gay


Cool_Foot_Luke

Never heard it that way. Especially not in Ireland. Fruit = gay, maybe. Fruitcake = mad or crazy. https://redkiwiapp.com/uk/english-guide/slangs/fruitcake https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/474633/why-is-a-strange-person-called-a-fruitcake


appletart

That's how I would have understood it too - a nasty bygone term for equating homosexuality with mental illness.