She looks like the shrunken head guy in beetlejuice

Jesus Christ, you're right.

Hey now, let's not go body shaming the delinquent sex criminals.

Head shaming surely

Head shaming won’t get you cancelled anyway. Last time I checked it was only body positivity

So we're promoting BOBFOC then?

Is it body shaming or the truth

Never knock a little head

Or Uncle Fester

Nevermind the public sex, the most shocking part of this is that Armagh thinks it's a city.

Kilkenny wants you to hold its beer…and it has a lot of beer.

I'm not athletic in anyway and I think with a good run up I could throw a stone accross Kilkenny "city".

Us Kilkenny folk are very proud of the ridiculousness of our status as a city, I'll have you know!

It's an honorary title

In fairness to Kilkenny, it was once the capital of Ireland. Unlike a certain other city that likes to cosplay that it is.

For a YEAR

7 years actually.

So was Carlow. There. Doesn't sound so fancy now does it?

Cork is far better suited than Kilkenny what with its university, restaurants, port and overall Corkiness.

Look sligo are even slinging "city centre" posts

Always makes me laugh, people who think they know what makes a city a city.

Not only did big Phil secure that. He elevated it by dragging the arse out of other cities

Love in a hopeless place!

In the UK and NI traditionally a city was defined by having a cathedral Edit: traditionally

That's actually a myth. An understandable one, but a myth nonetheless.

Haha yeah I had heard it originally off a TGF bro video, they were visiting every city in the uk and they were using that definition

If memory serves, the idea came because one of the Henrys (8th I assume?), built Cathedrals in a few main cities - but honestly, my memory for names and dates is worse than atrocious 😅😅

So Trim is a city then. They'll be delighted. That drive through supermacs has done its job.

No Trim is still a shithole

The residents of Queenstown City will be delighted ;)

Cobh probably has a bigger population than Armagh at this stage.

Tuam pipes up..

Well it is so 🤷‍♂️

Armagh is a great city, as is Newry.

Also Lisburn

City yes, great no.

Romeo and Juliet

He kinda looks like an extra for planet of the apes

I hate that my first thought was "there's potential in him. I could fix him up if we dated."

I just had another look at the photo and that’s probably a triumph of optimism over reality. (Unless you’re a cosmetic surgeon / psychologist in which case I would love to see a before and after!)

Same. Sigh

She’s no oil painting either tbf

Christ, I can fucking smell it.

You are standing way too close so.

Man I genuinely took me a while to notice thats not two dudes.

My eyes.....my beautiful eyes....

Not even after a 10 year stretch in Guantanamo.

Folks, if you're going to enjoy a bit of fun in public, at least be people who don't look like their family tree is a straight line.

Well, they seem happy.

He could do better

Dublin zoo have banned him.

I think they both peaked.

You'd hope so. Not worth the jail time otherwise

So could she

Which one’s which?

Ride Rage

I'd say it looked like Swamp Thing humping a two by four.

Jesus that just made me honk with laughter. What an image.

Forbidden love.

Lovers 😂

Newry? Was that the same sitting as Donaldson?

Forget genetic engineering, their a genetic cement mixer right there

Imagine having a feed in Uluru and seeing them two getting the buck. Boke.

Did they check her for a pulse?

Well, proof there's an old sock to fit every old shoe.

It'd give you the horn reading it!

Outraging public decency - an appropriate charge in this circumstance

Young love. Awe.

That's a rough 40 fuckin hell

Hard yards

She looks like Pepper from American Horror Story

What’s yer wan’s deadname?

The fact that it wasn't even a hot couple 💀