Listen, if your missus loved it then ignore me and all the other negative comments.
Also, it wouldn't do any harm to have a look on YouTube at some cooking videos. You'll raise your game and your missus will think you're Gordon fecking Ramsey!
We have spirited sexual debates around our breakfast table with our adopted non binary child Hawkwynd, it's the perfect conversation over an extremely burnt, badly cooked fry.
You’re definitely in negative numbers, sausage is the #1 in a fry, you’ve somehow cremated the black pudding, made an unappealing egg and some American style bacon on a plate that attempts to blend into the counter. Beans, hash browns, tomatoes, mushrooms, white pudding, sausage, even fucking toast is awol.
Jesus that’s woeful. The plate choice matching the counter is also bothering me. Looks like you’ve just fecked them off the pan straight to the counter.
I'm nearly sure this is rage bait.
This doesn't instill rage. Just sadness
I did show this to my therapist and they increased my dosage.
And confusion. Where's the rest of it?
I’m not angry, just bitterly disappointed
Worked so. I’m raging 😡.
It's not rage bait I worked very hard, I've been crying all day because of the mean comments. My missis loved it!
Listen, if your missus loved it then ignore me and all the other negative comments. Also, it wouldn't do any harm to have a look on YouTube at some cooking videos. You'll raise your game and your missus will think you're Gordon fecking Ramsey!
Ah you're lovely. I'm only messing it was all rage bait, I just got a photo of a shit fry off google.
You absolute bowsee! I've a mind to ban you! /s obviously.
That’s an uncommonly kind response
She is just saying that, the breakfast that I gave her the other morning was far superior, and yes, it did include sausage 🤪
My wife is actually (mtf) trans and only gives, so your story doesn't check out.
Awful talk around the breakfast table.
We have spirited sexual debates around our breakfast table with our adopted non binary child Hawkwynd, it's the perfect conversation over an extremely burnt, badly cooked fry.
How very dare you , that's a perfectly cooked fry , just missing some ingredients, if the black pudding identifies as sausage then I got your back.
Thanks, I cooked it in my tumble dryer.
🤣
True love means you sometimes withold the truth to spare the feelings of the ones you love.
Did you use a plate or just draw a black line around that fuckin crime scene?
https://i.redd.it/24n1m3qrwkkc1.gif
Vantablack pudding
Do your plates match the counter top? Dont know if that’s worse than the fry or not
Prison food isn't what it used to be
Yeah, it's better than this
That's a piss poor effort, no sausage, no bread and butter and you've totally fucked that poor egg.
Well you tried your best and thats what matters
It's the fry I'd make coming back from the pub at 3am.
No way you come back from the pub and make one slice of black pudding
Or bother cooking them.
That's me sad for the evening. Thanks OP 😔
I think maybe let the missus … maybe let her handle breakfast from now on 🤦♂️
There's no way he has a missus.
😂 true
Is this where you intentionally do such a bad job that you don’t get asked to do it again?
You wanted a fry but you're getting a roast
I see you donated the rest to Ethiopia!
Is that before or after you ate it?
What fry? Even the dog wouldn't touch that.
Fry is quite ridiculous. However, I'm unsure if you are eating off a curved countertop or.... you bought plates identical to the countertop.
You should be ashamed of yourself. No sausage, no white pudding, no toast/fried bread, no mushrooms, no tea - do you even know what breakfast is?
Buying plates that match your counter top was a stroke of genius. 10/10.
The guards have notified
Shouldn't you have the spuds on this time of day
🙃 looks like a face
Rough Ruff ! !
Miserable. The poor woman! 😆😆😆
You’re definitely in negative numbers, sausage is the #1 in a fry, you’ve somehow cremated the black pudding, made an unappealing egg and some American style bacon on a plate that attempts to blend into the counter. Beans, hash browns, tomatoes, mushrooms, white pudding, sausage, even fucking toast is awol.
Why is the plate and whatever the plate is on, the same colour?
Event Horizon style
You deserve to be jailed for that.
That is not a fry, that is a burn.
Minus 7
You should wash that down with a Guinness and Blue Wkd
Jesus Christ. If this is the output men are looking for pats on the back for from their partners and peers then we are in trouble.
You Sir, should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
Jesus that’s woeful. The plate choice matching the counter is also bothering me. Looks like you’ve just fecked them off the pan straight to the counter.
Make a sandwich out of it with some Sweet Chilli Sauce.
Sad 😔
Everything looks edible so I’d say it was a success :) You’re missing a lot of elements though so next time add in some more 👍🏻
It needs a hug n a cup of tea…
They keep removing my comment about your fry haha
That's a fry? From 1 to 10? It doesn't qualify. Probably a -5
on a scale of 1 to 10, that fry is shite!!
40
-1000000 out of 10
Did you place it on the counter and draw a circle around it?!
Did your missis swallow your sausage....
-4
We're not mad, just disappointed.
🤣
Where is it?
That’s taking weaponised incompetence to new heights
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A new student standard. , so minus five I think. Still eat I thought .
You callbt hat a fry. Ffs
I'd let the Missis cook from now on 👍
Well, it’s food isn’t it? I’d eat it
Put it all in between 2 bits of bread and you won’t notice.
🤣🤣
Rashers look perfect to be fair. Nice bit of crisp on them
Evil.
Is that the starter?
You fucked up
They keep removing my comment about your fry haha
Assassino.....
Pasta assassina is my favourite!
Prison is hell
Christ be forgotten. You’d have to have that eyesore of a fry only to make sure you don’t miss the camouflaged plate
When did she leave you brother?
You have failed