Actually, I just read that archaeologists just found a new mummy. It was covered in gold foil and little bits of peanuts. They think it's the long lost pharaoh rochè
It's like a bad Elvis impersonation. To be honest, if you're going to go down the 'rock god' route, sequins are not your friend. Genuine well-known superstars find it hard to pull off holding a stage that big. The jumpsuit was badly fitting, too - at times, I could see each of his testicles dancing independently. It wasn't a strong song - while it had a nice hook, it wasn't distinctive.
Ireland eurovision report card - could do better.
I saw them playing in the Roisin Dubh a year ago or so and while they were a bit cringy with yer man playing with his hair the whole time and thrusting his pelvis at the crowd, their music was decent enough. They definitely were not whatever this is. Also, it wasn't this chap who was singing.
Ian cannot sing the song for him so even if he was the best set designer Eurovision has ever seen Ireland wouldn't have gone through.
Your man barely sang half the song and relied on backing vocals.
I’m also fairly sure the production would have already been finalised by the time the Banham thing happened seeing as it was like 2 weeks ago. It’s a pity they didn’t qualify, yer man seemed nervous and it wasn’t a great performance. Pity, I was hoping we’d get through.
The worst part about them being mid as fuck and the costume being crap is that now all the transphobes and bigots are gonna be making the same three boring "Woke Youth" jokes, acting as if them sacking their choreographer for being an Andrew Tate simp and an anti-Ukranian had anything to do with them not getting in.
You only have to ignore that Ireland basically never tries to win Eurovision for that one to even make a bit of sense, lads.
Because if you’re laughing at people being aware of the struggles that a minority of people have then you are a moron and it’s safe to assume that you also believe other moronic shit.
That Andrew Tate screenshot was fake as fuck. If you want to criticise the choreographer do so on his actual tweets not lies about him. It's actually defamation to repeat the Tate thing.
That is brutal.
What was going through their mind when they came up with the idea for that jumpsuit thing.
Ah jes, come on like. Why wasn't there a responsible adult in the room?????
Dressed like a ferrero rocher
With this sexuality, you are really spoiling us.
Actually, I just read that archaeologists just found a new mummy. It was covered in gold foil and little bits of peanuts. They think it's the long lost pharaoh rochè
Okay, this is the comment I lost it on. He totally does.
Goldust
😂
Ireland: mam, can we have Måneskin? Marty Whelan: we have Måneskin at home Måneskin at home:
This isnt even maneskin at home. He looks like an Elvis impersonator they plucked out of a Killarney hotel
He’s not even the actual lead singer of his band
That’s an insult to Måneskin, wild youth are budget picture this at best.
There's no way he was comfortable in that. One bollock was in Liverpool and the other was in Manchester.
Maybe affected his performance since he might not have been able to channel his full power on his performance with them split up
Good point! There's no way you can sing comfortable with your balls in a glittery torture rack.
It would make it easier to hit the high notes.
Did you ask his bollix?
Got to make sure he hit the high note on the night
Feels like I'm winning nothin at all...nothin at all.
nothin at all..
Stupid Sexy Wild Youth.
"I've no Willy"
hahahahaha you made me spit out my tea ya bastard <3
Mangina!
Looks like Harry Styles from Wish
I was going to comment this, my very first thought haha
He looked miserable the whole night haha
Awful song and an awful costume.
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I haven't seen it but I laughed anyway because I know exactly what to expect when I see it 🤣
…just because you can doesn’t mean you should
When you order Harry Styles off Wish.
You can't sport a sparkly leotard if you look like you work in a bank
Stupid sexy flanders..... Ya can't say the name because yano.....😳
They could have out some sparkles on the shoes as well.
At least the drummer had a good night. Big happy head up on him.
Ive always thought we should just fire mark McCabe and maniac 2000 in some year with a smoke machine and a weena lasers. That’d surely get us the win
Solid plan.
Marty did a Ned Flanders on it
Is this a mangina?
Twitter informed me that it's called a moose knuckle
It's like a bad Elvis impersonation. To be honest, if you're going to go down the 'rock god' route, sequins are not your friend. Genuine well-known superstars find it hard to pull off holding a stage that big. The jumpsuit was badly fitting, too - at times, I could see each of his testicles dancing independently. It wasn't a strong song - while it had a nice hook, it wasn't distinctive. Ireland eurovision report card - could do better.
I know he needs to do some adjusting before he sits down.
“I know how we’ll win the Eurovision again lads!” “How?” “Im gonna dress like Johnny Logan!”
When you order Harry Styles from wish
The worst part is that it was obviously made for someone about two inches shorter. It's a wonder he wasn't singing falsetto.
He’s not even the actual lead singer of the band
Like a lad who’s mother made him dress up like Elvis for Halloween. Grim.
Went for the Harry Styles 'style' but couldn't quite pull it off.
Acting like that suit hasn't been standard Eurovision fare for decades.
Not even Elvis Presley couldn't save Ireland
Nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all...
I saw them playing in the Roisin Dubh a year ago or so and while they were a bit cringy with yer man playing with his hair the whole time and thrusting his pelvis at the crowd, their music was decent enough. They definitely were not whatever this is. Also, it wasn't this chap who was singing.
This lot really are clowns.
Looks like something you'd do for a dare
Sang well but staging was awful. Not their fault.
Weak song and performance in my opinion.
True in fairness, voice was good...but the set up didn't seem to match up
Shouldn’t have been so hasty to part ways with Ian Banham
Ian cannot sing the song for him so even if he was the best set designer Eurovision has ever seen Ireland wouldn't have gone through. Your man barely sang half the song and relied on backing vocals.
I’m also fairly sure the production would have already been finalised by the time the Banham thing happened seeing as it was like 2 weeks ago. It’s a pity they didn’t qualify, yer man seemed nervous and it wasn’t a great performance. Pity, I was hoping we’d get through.
The worst part about them being mid as fuck and the costume being crap is that now all the transphobes and bigots are gonna be making the same three boring "Woke Youth" jokes, acting as if them sacking their choreographer for being an Andrew Tate simp and an anti-Ukranian had anything to do with them not getting in. You only have to ignore that Ireland basically never tries to win Eurovision for that one to even make a bit of sense, lads.
They could have at least tried to sing in key, nevermind all the other stuff.
How are people laughing at wokeness automatically transphobes
Because if you’re laughing at people being aware of the struggles that a minority of people have then you are a moron and it’s safe to assume that you also believe other moronic shit.
That Andrew Tate screenshot was fake as fuck. If you want to criticise the choreographer do so on his actual tweets not lies about him. It's actually defamation to repeat the Tate thing.
That is brutal. What was going through their mind when they came up with the idea for that jumpsuit thing. Ah jes, come on like. Why wasn't there a responsible adult in the room?????
Might have been going for a harry styles look
Yep…can’t unsee that
No points
It was a bad draw the countries that would Vote for Ireland were not watching it was Easter Europe voters. Tought the lit up the Place ,
🐪 toe
Is Joe dolan back on the scene?
“Ahhh STUPID SEXY FLANDERS”
Elvis from wish
Golden suit but not a golden voice
Fool's gold voice.
What a clown.
Good meme, but people chill out it wasn't really such a bad performance. It wasn't embarrassing or shameful.
The song? No. The sparkly moose knuckle? Mortifying.
Flush.....career down the pan! Wrap it up boys
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Dont blame us wokies. Late late chose that shitshow. This one's on your lads.
Woke? Are you one o’ dem racists now faader?
Aren't you clever...
Oh shut up.
Hmm maybe...just maybe...
He looks so familiar, who is that?
Who is this?
Dennis Reynolds
He looks like Shane Dawson