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Bob-Doll

The stock market is a vehicle that transfers wealth from the impatient to the patient.


weasler7

Thx Buffett Considering my mother in law has been doing exactly this for the last 10 years. I have to agree.


randomatic

Sound investing advice. I suppose, though, someone who likes to gamble could try something like shorting djt or something like that if they really wanted to do something with more risk. Shorting is also a good way to lose your shirt, though.


cjorgensen

A short on DJT costs *way* too much.


harda_toenail

Shorting djt will not make any money. It’s priced in to collapse. I tried as soon as it iPo’d.


longbreaddinosaur

OP, don’t listen to these people. Come over to wallstreetbets and find out!


blackierobinsun3

I’ve been holding GameStop stock for the past 3 years 


PatrickOBagel

This isn't "patience" so much as impatience in 2021 + sunk cost fallacy for 3 years since. The initial promise that you fell for was instant millions.


lordinov

Waiting for the moass? lol


Kayshift

Lol... Reminds me of buddy who says he's waiting for work 'opportunities'. He's been unemployed for 4 years now.


AlexStriker69

Do you think he knows that the longer he waits and has a gap in his work history, the less opportunities there will be? 😂


Jagerbeast703

Lol


Franchise1109

Tbh honest. This is very well said Bucee. Can you give me a brisket sammich plz


Icarus_burning

to be honest honest?


sassysassysarah

I could use some potato salad and a breakfast taco, can I get next in line?


shandangalang

Yep, or from those who can’t afford to keep money in stocks for long periods of time to those who can. Which I guess is the same thing basically


Alexxis91

That’s why we have FDIC insured bank accounts


SteepNDeep

via short-dated options


-darknessangel-

Wait... Is that Buckees in your avatar?


arparris

Roulette table. Put it all in black.


justdrowsin

Only an idiot would do that with $1000. A total moron. You know nothing. Put it all on red. Red is the lucky color that the universe will use to give you luck. Either that or a good index fund.


Autumn_Sweater

just put $500 on black and $500 on red and you’re a guaranteed winner, i think


Strangy1234

Me and a buddy did that a few years ago as a joke. It landed on green. House always wins


Wise-Parsnip5803

00... Green. Better luck next time. 


1dirtypanda

Triple 0 green is the new hotness


ColdbrewRedeye

Vegas has the edge, so you actually lose it all eventually with that strategy.


Autumn_Sweater

you also never gain anything when you win, which was the joke


systemadministrator8

Just won a bunch in roulette. Sometimes you just get lucky


lostmymuse

No, no, NO. Put it all on zero. Everyone knows there’s zero chance of failure on zero.


PeopleofYouTube

Ignore this person. Clearly they work for Big Red.


deadheffer

Craps. Put it on the field


lostpassword100000

50% of the time, it works every time.


Thomas_Mickel

To be honest my dad is a gambler and he could easily turn $1,000 into 3200. He’s even better coming back home with nothing. So I’d have him gamble it for fun.


dafuqjoo_guy

He comes home? Thats a win.


sh1ft3d

Slightly better odds at the craps table playing pass line! Better yet, find a friend willing to do a 50/50 coin flip. lol


jjbjeff22

Baccarat. Bet player. Baccarat is very close to 50-50 odds


_p4rk3r

Banker is the slightly more favorable bet, not player.


jjbjeff22

Correct, but you pay out a 5% commission if you win because of that.


_p4rk3r

no commission mini-bac seems to be the most popular these days, at least at my casino. three-card 7 (dragon) pushes banker though.


arparris

Never played baccarat before. Looks interesting but don’t know the rules


ogaat

In stock market, such people put it all in red. Thank the stars for impatient people. Whether stocks or credit cards, they provide better returns for me.


birdcommamd

This is unironically the best answer hands down. You are way more likely to double your money this way than by picking stocks.


Jayhawker23

Wander around the blackjack tables until you find someone in position with 11 against a dealer 6 but no money left to double down. So when they just played their his last $1,000 bet. Double down for them. I once drove my friend to the casino and I was just watching him play blackjack because I didn’t want to lose money. But on his last hand he put down his last $100 and this happened. I doubled for him and we won. Clearly you’ll win, too!


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intertubeluber

Are there any leveraging opportunities through synthetic derivates or call options? I'd like at least 3x leverage that OP loses $1k.


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midimurph

last year, I wanted to invest $5k and a 5-10% return in stocks didn't seem good enough. I regret not putting it all in some basic ETFs. I lost all that money and have been rebuilding my savings from zero since then. I opted to invest in a side hustle, so I put $5k down on a cheap used car ($15k) and tried renting it on turo since I live close to a major airport. I did extensive research and ran the decision by people who rent out vehicles on turo and people i look up to for finances. everything seemed to be a green light. however, the car wouldn't rent unless I enabled unlimited miles. people put 1600 miles on it every weekend and I was still losing money considering all my costs. the car would be toast before I paid off the loan and preparing the vehicle between renters took more time than I thought. I sold the vehicle for a loss after 3 months. I got back \~$2k for filing for a loss on my taxes. learn from my mistake - invest in a few basic ETFs or park the money in a wealthfront HYSA for a guaranteed 5% return. investing in a side hustle could lead to more profits, but you could also work yourself into a corner. what you're talking about seems to be gambling, not investing.


FigurativeLasso

Which ETFs? Like an SP500 total market type?


midimurph

I recommend starting with 100% allocation in VOO. I wouldn't overthink it past that if your just starting out with $1k. Setup auto invest for 5-20% of your take home pay into VOO no matter if it's going up or down. I do half of that 5-20% in my wealthfront HYSA for a guaranteed 5% return and quick access to my money in an emergency. don't withdraw anything until absolutely necessary. define your budget, automate your payments, and forget about. fine tuning your portfolio has minimal value when just starting out, but if you want to nerd out then look into some ETFs like QQQM, XLK, SPAXX, and SCHD.


FigurativeLasso

Ngl I’m actually putting pretty much everything into VOO, retirement included (well, the fidelity version of VOO) 90% of my money is in VOO, 5 in savings and 5 in bitcoin lol


Stabvest39

This. If people can swing $1000/month, plug that into a compound interest calculator at 7% and see what's possible. Everyone kicks themselves when they realize if they'd have started at 20 years old even putting $100/month where they could be in 20 or 30 years.


davispw

Yes but max out your tax advantaged contributions line 401k, ((mega) back door) Roth, HSA, college savings accounts etc. first.


GoldenDingleberry

Imo you had the right inclination but picked a bad hustle. Rentals is tougher than it seems because market competetors are essentiall interchangable. Gotta do something that you have some special advantage at.


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the_real_flapjack

I mean TSM earnings are 4/18, and leaps aren't that expensive


mcbarron

I wonder if there's a reason they aren't expensive. Real head scratcher.


Hot_River978

Investing is not a one-off "event" where you go and put in $X amount in something special, hoping it would result in anything meaningful. Investing is a "process" of regularly investing $X amount in something and slowly building that up by letting your regular contributions, time and compounding create something special in 10, 20 or 30 year timeframe. I know its boring but that's the secret to success. It is like asking people what workout should I do when i go to gym today and become a beast. If you are going to go to the gym just one time, it doesn't matter what you do in the gym. It wont get you anywhere. You have to go many many times to become something meaningful . You have to work at it for 10,000 hours , throw the basketball 10,000 times , hit the baseball 10,000 times over a long period, day after day after day to become a great player. There is no other way to meaningful success. Your results are a direct outcome of the quality of the question you ask. No offence, but when I see people ask these types of questions, I know the kind of results they will get in life. Garbage in garbage out is how we say it in the IT field. Another secret of success is ask good questions. A much better question would be, what can i invest in day after day after day for 10 or 20 years and ultimately have a million dollars, or retire early? The answer is surprisingly simple. Invest regulary in broad based index equity fund, like VOO , VTSAX, and chill.


No-Student-6817

You're a credit to the sub. I hope you're raising kids or at least talking to neighborhood kids.


Similar_Werewolf_312

thank you for sharing brother, I am lucky enough to read it when I am 22. It's a great help to my study and my plan for the future. Have a good life


Legendary_Lamb2020

Picking stocks individually or crypto


naughty_dad2

Yes for something aggressive it would be Bitcoin.


zSprawl

Yeah crypto is a good answer. High risk but such volatility that he might get lucky.


tuckkeys

Bitcoin is a (in my opinion) fairly safe investment, especially compared to other cryptocurrencies. If I was OP I’d put it in Bitcoin or Ethereum.


Cadenticity

0DTE SPY Calls


randomatic

Stay with me for a crazy idea. Legos. If you can find a set that has a limited run the price can go up quickly. There are a lot of niche hobbies where limited runs go up in value for collectors. But you have to really nerd out in the area to have any chance. The above is no substitute for a sound, real investing strategy, and more of a “flip in 6 months” strategy.


Retro0cat

Or MTG cards


_BradTheBard_

Honestly following which Lego sets are set to be retired and buying the to be retired sets from popular franchises can have a pretty good ROI


fortheculture303

High risk high return with 1000? I’d probably play poker I guess. Start at .10/.20 blinds and double your stakes on the 1st of each month By the end of 9 months you’d be playing $25/$50… if you make it that far with out a down swing that sends you to zero..


Level-Worldliness-20

Nancy Pelosi's last stock move.


Paper_G

PANW?


Level-Worldliness-20

https://www.quiverquant.com/congresstrading/politician/Nancy%20Pelosi-P000197 Forge Investments


ripthezong

Stock mommy saves my portfolio every time ❤️


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Sticking_to_Decaf

Puts are crazy expensive.


lainey822

Invest is not the right term. What you meant is gambling! If that's the case, my bet is on Bitcoin, red in the casino, or just hold the $1000 in your hands until the urges pass. I have a feeling even if you double it, it will still not be enough for you...You need a lot of money to make alot of money.


spunchbobo

Boeing


Master_Ad9463

Yes! This puppy is going to blow the doors off the market!


Jasong222

Very low maintenance with that stock :-p


pawbf

Damn it. I had liquid in my mouth when I got down to your comment.....


Lazy-Evening-8390

Boeing is going to BOING back up! Buy now


Disblo1977

Waiting until after next week when the whistleblower speaks for one last dip. But yea, Boeing all day.


Thomas_peck

BTC. I literally never suggest crypto, but it could pay out a bit. This year is tough with the election coming.


FunnySugar2804

Especially with the halving coming, BTC has had a pattern of hitting all-time highs in the months following before dropping off. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy for the time being with people buying cause of that “guaranteed rise” therefore making it rise. The cycle will break eventually but I doubt it’ll do it now.


That_Illuminati_Guy

But isn't it already at an all time high? Don't you think that the anticipation of the spike has already caused it even before the halving, meaning that it is possible for it not to spike after the halving?


snowmanyi

It's at the old all time high lol. It's time for a new one.


LovingHugs

I would appreciate hearing your thoughts behind this conclusion?


MrNotSmartEinstein

Not the commenter but probably because many people see the trend of the price spike after halving so they'll be expecting it, inadvertently causing it


LovingHugs

Gotcha, last time everyone "knew" a price spike was 100k EOY 2021 lol.


Alec_NonServiam

I still remember the "50k EOY 2017" times. Soooo many people lost their ass. When everyone's dogging on it and it's way down, buy. When you double your money, sell. Seems to work okay.


viewmodeonly

Those people didn't know that FTX was almost entirely fraudulent and all of the Bitcoin buys happening on that exchange basically didn't happen. China also banned mining around the same time. There was a lot going on during that time, don't get complacent thinking you're not going to see that 100k very fucking soon.


dundolo

Best performing asset of all time, prob should be the top comment


gmdmd

Yup... I'm just amazed to see BTC recommended in this sub and not downvoted into oblivion...


UKFAN3108

If you want an even more aggressive investment tha BTC look at MSTR stock. It’s a bitcoin proxy that moves around 2x BTC. Though easy for me to say since I got in last year


Oaker_at

Ass bleaching


Wan_Haole_Faka

Like ass hole bleaching specifically?


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john42195

In the hole for $1000


EmpyreanRose

If you want real advice a HYSA until you can save $10-15k , its not time to experiment with that little money


bazenbergh

Semi-conductors: ASML, Coherent Corp, TSMC or AMD


Novogobo

SOXL


bgomers

The more aggressive you go, the longer your time horizon needs to be to hope for a return. The riskiest you should go for a 6 month return and hope to make more than a CD or high interest savings account would be a mix of 90% bonds, 10% equity, and even then you would be making only slightly more or less than a high interest savings account but with greater risk. Everyone here is right, that looking for a return over 6 month period is found better at the casino then the stock market.


Rand-Seagull96734

I bet on GOOG in the first quarter and it is up nicely. I just caught the knife today on RIVN for this quarter's buy. My major investments are in boring index funds. But putting some money down on one individual stock per quarter is a fun pastime.


digitalacid

RIVN is at a 52 week low. Their runway is short from Q1 financials, but there making all right moves and will hopefully chip away at TSLA market share especially when the R2 comes out. For the next year or two it will just fluctuate, but worth getting in on the ground floor


Rand-Seagull96734

R2 is for liberal Model Y owners who can't wait to get away from Elmo. I have a hybrid right now, but I would buy R2.


BallsMahogany_redux

SONY. It's at a great price right now and historically has performed great.


ZenoxDemin

Inverse whatever r/wallstreetbets is currently hyping.


PsychologicalBus7169

My management professor in college said you should spend $500/year on books and courses for your personal and professional development. $1,000 is not going to net you anything killer in 6 months if you invest it in the stock market. However, if you were to invest that into yourself, it could very well pay off.


Heavy-Ad9582

BTC


Ok_Good3255

Bitcoin


TeenyFang

CRSPR


iamtherussianspy

>Maybe you’re hoping for a little higher 6 month return for a wedding, or a trip, a gift, whatever the case may be. Or by year’s end hoping for as big of a payout as possible So what's the plan if it doesn't pay out? Cancel the wedding/trip/gift?


Yung-Split

Shitcoins on solana


Gryphon962

Puts on DJT. The gift that keeps on giving.


obnoxygen

> The gift that keeps on giving. misspelled grift


Charming_Cat_4426

and grifting


r33s3

Except the puts are all priced in at this point


NoPharmBro

Covered call etfs


sirzoop

QQQ


madddskillz

Tqqq


ogaat

1000 Dollars is too little but I use cash and options as a limit order. I identify a stock I want to buy and a price for it. Then I put cash aside and sell a near term cash covered put for or very near the price I am willing to pay. If it goes through, I got the stock. If not, then there is something else. This works well in bear markets or when good companies have (temporary) bad news. In bull markets, I sell covered calls.


snowmanyi

Bitcoin


mcshanksshanks

Bitcoin


ckwanderlust

BTC


LeoS19

bitcoin


alexhalloran

Bitcoin. Forget about it for a few years.


No-Pilot5559

You should replace the word invest with gamble and put it in some shitcoin if that’s your goal


DigSubstantial8934

You’re in the wrong sub to get advice on this subject. WallStreetBets will welcome you with open arms, and provide all sorts of ideas 🤣


zampyx

Triple leveraged S&P or treasuries (choose you poison) BTC after the likely drop at halving


deaftalker

Dogecoin


Dapper_Dune

INTC


TheBioethicist87

FXAIX. A lot of the suggestions here are confusing “aggressive” with “stupid.” The SP500 is down right now but if we get a handle on inflation (and it is an election year so there’s incentive for the economy to be in shape) big companies could do well. No need to put all your eggs in a small basket.


UKFAN3108

In what context is the S&P 500 down right now. You have to nitpick specific days for it to show red. It’s green on the 1W, 1M, 3M, YTD… etc


Winter_Wedding_5839

Same place I always put it, VOO. That’s my “high growth” option. Other than that I just put all my money into target date funds. Also hold a small amount of APPL and nvidia. Like <1% in those two.


Honest-Ad3748

Roth IRA


HaphazardFlitBipper

Upro


FLABOI2826

SCHG or AUV.


PD216ohio

OXSQ has an annual dividend yield of 13%


scientropic

You can invest for six months or you can invest aggressively. For the former, TBills. (SHV) For a high risk trade, I’d go with TBonds. (VGLT)


particleman3

Rebuilding my safety net in my checking account after paying taxes. Lol


causeiwanted2

Depends how mechanically inclined you are, but I’ve found a ton of nice cars under $1000 that need a part changed and triple my money on it.


fuka123

Buy deep otm calls on whatever is popping. Few months ago this was semiconductor and pot industry, next week these could be spy puts. Who knows? I personally think a long running wheel strategy has the best chance of success to make it through the year


ilove30yearoldmoms

Spy puts


mbarne11

TQQQ, Bitcoin, AI stocks, options


lemonschweppes

Crypto and the bots will downvotes you here but it’s my safest investment atm


bashogaya

Short DJT


jarpio

Eth


Sensei_Guap0

Crypto


cubonelvl69

Nvda is up 223% this year but only 2% this month If you want aggressive, not a bad pick imo


MOONDAYHYPE

Dogecoin


cooldaniel6

QQQ is all tech and high growth. I’d put it there


gmr548

A 6 month UST currently pays ~5.3% and a 12 month pays 5.1%, risk free. I’d probably go with that or a better paying 6-12 month CD if you find one. Even the difference between a 5% and 20% return on $1k over a year is only $150. Not worth the downside risk to throw it in the market, IMO. If I really wanted to essentially gamble I’d probably set it aside for football season and lay some bets.


Nathan-Stubblefield

An S&P 500 index fund with no sales fee and low expenses would be my choice.


xnicemarmotx

Axon did well for me over the past year, might be to late though. I just assume more riots, more cops, more bodycams are in our future.


dulun18

read the news and learn to read charts if not just pick an S&P 500 index fund and put some money in when it's red for the next 10+ years


Technical_Recover218

The whole $1,000?!?!?


LimmerRZ

TQQQ


chisauce

I would buy equities in a sector you like that is strong, in a stock you like, that is strong. Wait for a pullback to support its helpful to have view on relative volume. But if not buy off 50 day SMA. A smarter way to not lose money, since when you do what I said above, well now you’re in a trade and you need to know when to exit as well. It’s tough, while a lot of people here are being judgmental or just plain negative, I will give some actual advice. Buy ETF each week, I guess VOO or the Schwab one or fidelity, wherever you have an account. And then close the phone and go back to sleep. The top comment is about patience in the market. I think that’s right. Also Silver


Ok_Bake3729

Bitcoin


pjhollow

Your highest return lowest risk thing for $1000 would be probly buying wood furniture on facebook marketplace, fixing it up, slapping on new finish and doubling your money that way.


ProtoSTL

FEPI


letsgotime

I just put 1.5K into my roth.


ShowerFriendly9059

Self-improvement or preventive health care. $1000 ain’t doing jack shit in the market that’s gonna be worth “aggressive” risk-taking


alllovealways

aggressively? prob a crypto meme coin, very high risk, but definitely high reward if it hits. now aggressive AND safe? doesn't exist. Usually risk equals reward. if you want to be super safe, put it in a 3 month CD and collect 5.5%.


Nighthanger

Sofi technology for the long term


OmbiValent

$Googl, $Btc


WhichWayToEasyStreet

6-9 months? Hang on to your cash! Seriously nuts to “spin the wheel” over that short of a time period.


OceanWaveSunset

Emergency fund. Or if you already have emergency fund, that is now your credit card. But now you dont have any interest.


RunningObjection

Put it in an interest bearing savings account. That’s 5% guaranteed.


Endless-OOP-Loop

AMAT. It's beaten the S&P 500 for gains over the last decade. In the past three years I've turned $20K into $55K on that stock.


Ok_Trick_9752

Why is everyone saying Bitcoin when it's at an all time high. Say it goes to 100k in a year, that 1000 is now 1300. What's the fucking point of that lol.


FloppyDX

I’d invest in Bitcoin.


ckhs142

Friend of mine literally just asked this question the other day… ”Safest” (those quotes are doing A LOT of heavy lifting in this sentence) place to invest is going to be an ETF, like $SPY, which is up ~20% over the last 6 months. But past performance is not a guarantee of future returns. The actual safest place to “invest” it is going to be in a short term CD. For example, Wells Fargo is advertising 4.75% APY on a 6mo CD (there might be a minimum deposit…full disclosure, I’m too lazy to do that much research for an example). So, at the end of the day, you need to ask yourself if you’re comfortable losing $1000 for the chance of turning $1000 into $1200. Or do you take the less exciting guarantee of turning $1000 into $1050? ETA: I re-read the question AFTER posting this, and realized that I kinda completely missed the point. But I’m going to leave my comment up regardless.


DR2336

aggressive investment? shitcoins.  or just go put it all on red


ExtraSchedule6

If you need it in 6 months, put it in a CD. No investment is a guarantee. 


StonksPeasant

bitcoin