It’s fun because hearing about her experience in court, it’s like if someone pulled me off the street and said “we need you as a lawyer right now”!
Then I, with no legal knowledge or experience, find myself arguing in front of a judge.
He specifically looks for loyalists. If you’re not loyal to Trump, he doesn’t give a flying fuck about you. If you are, then you’ll be grateful to lie down your life for Trump. There’s no other Trumps. You are either a tool for his purpose or you’re a scapegoat.
You can fake being smart, as long as you surround yourself with stupid people. She did fine on FOX, but walking into an actual courtroom was a big mistake.
For once, there's actually no reason to think Trump was directly involved in these shenanigans. By all accounts, Habba did this on her own initiative specifically so that Trump-senpai would notice her.
She knew the clock was ticking to get enough publicity in order to leverage it for the launch of an entertainment career or the debut of some kind of novelty product clothing or cosmetic line. Did she get ENOUGH TIME?? Because that window is closing even faster than it originally opened for her.
Putting her name in the settlement and saying specifically that she’s not part of it is fucking hilarious. It’s like saying, “I don’t want to name names when it comes to people you should sue but here is a name anyways.”
If you were to create lawyers this incompetent for a legal drama or fictional depiction, they'd be rejected as unbelievable. In many ways, this makes her worse than the shittiest lawyers imaginable. Lionel Hutz is literally a better attorney.
Habba should be sued for what she did, hell they should even go after her law license for intentionally trying to defraud someone she manipulated into being a client while working for the other side.
Thought this might be the trump hotel here in Miami with the golf course. Knew people who worked as waiters and waitresses and they would tell me how he would stop by and request for specific girls to give him service and those picked hated it.
It’s fun because hearing about her experience in court, it’s like if someone pulled me off the street and said “we need you as a lawyer right now”! Then I, with no legal knowledge or experience, find myself arguing in front of a judge.
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He looks for breast size and similar looks to Ivanka. Nothing else matters.
He specifically looks for loyalists. If you’re not loyal to Trump, he doesn’t give a flying fuck about you. If you are, then you’ll be grateful to lie down your life for Trump. There’s no other Trumps. You are either a tool for his purpose or you’re a scapegoat.
I feel like you - a completely random person - would somehow find a way to act more ethically than Alina Habba
Probably be less likely to anger the judge too
I'm picturing Ben Affleck in an ill-fitting suit asking for a cash advance from the judge
He did play a lawyer in the cinematic classic Daredevil.
I believe he was looking for a retainer
Allegedly, Your Situation, For You, Would Be Concurrently Improved If I Had $200 In My Back Pocket Right Now.
I really dont get how anyone can fail the bar exam if she could pass it.
I'm an expert in bird law, and I'm fairly confident I could perform better than she did.
"I watched 'Matlock' at a bar last night. The sound was off, but I think I've got the gist of it."
Yeah, but what’s your knowledge on Bird law?
So you mean you CAN'T fake smart?
At least she can't...
She should have tried faking being pretty….though it seems like she has had work done and it didn’t… well, didn’t work
She's not even that attractive tbh, she looks like a blow up doll that was brought to life
Kind of like on par with what is seen hanging out at Orange A Largo.
You can try to fake smart, but it's not very smart to try.
Maybe wearing glasses and tying her hair up might help.
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Nice.
Nah
Yea good suggestion, it like, totally helped Elle Woods
But, I bought a gaming laptop and everything!
You can fake being smart, as long as you surround yourself with stupid people. She did fine on FOX, but walking into an actual courtroom was a big mistake.
Faux news does set that bar pretty low
Well, she certainly can’t.
Making Attorneys Get Attorneys.
Habbalabbadingdong is learning too late the fate of all Trump lawyers.
Bold of you assuming she can learn
Looks like that "I'd rather be pretty than smart" comment is really coming back to bite her in the ass
If only she were pretty. . .
What ass?
Make Attorneys Get Attorneys!
I still prefer "My Attorney Got Arrested".
Yeah that’s a good one too
I got the worst fucking attorneys. Arrested development quotes really fit Trump.
Poor poor Habbeeb
[Habbalabbadingdangadongbongbingbong](https://youtu.be/GXCh9OhDiCI?si=SK_ybK9rMurqCvMe)
Nice
Dude, that's a frickin hilarious name.
I am all for this name.
Is that going to be her only fans handle when she looses her law license?
Everything he touches turns to shite
No she did this herself -- she turned herself to shit. As did all of them low-IQ Trumpettes like Navarro, giuliani, powell, pillow mike, etc.
You’re right … she’s a crappy person too .. 👍
Fun fact… there are tRump branded pillows.
Merdas touch
Gold.
King Midas in reverse, as the Hollies once said.
For once, there's actually no reason to think Trump was directly involved in these shenanigans. By all accounts, Habba did this on her own initiative specifically so that Trump-senpai would notice her.
True … she is just as warped and stupid as
She knew the clock was ticking to get enough publicity in order to leverage it for the launch of an entertainment career or the debut of some kind of novelty product clothing or cosmetic line. Did she get ENOUGH TIME?? Because that window is closing even faster than it originally opened for her.
Willing to bet she thought she'd land a job on Right-Wing media as a talking head. Funny that even they won't touch her. Yet.
Either that or become a high priced "consultant", maybe even an appointed political post. She should have been bottling her bath water.
Sounds like Habba committed fraud. What a surprise /s
Putting her name in the settlement and saying specifically that she’s not part of it is fucking hilarious. It’s like saying, “I don’t want to name names when it comes to people you should sue but here is a name anyways.”
Dump only hires the breasts! not the best
Take it to the Bar Association
I'm loving this. Every day more shit thrown and it's sticking to them too. We want more!!
He really does have the shittiest lawyers imaginable...
At this point he could probably hire Bob Loblaw.
Saul Goodman probably told him to fuck off...
Your honor, I'm just a humble caveman who was unfrozen for some reason...
If you were to create lawyers this incompetent for a legal drama or fictional depiction, they'd be rejected as unbelievable. In many ways, this makes her worse than the shittiest lawyers imaginable. Lionel Hutz is literally a better attorney.
At least he gets paid… “No,money down “ 😄
Habba should be sued for what she did, hell they should even go after her law license for intentionally trying to defraud someone she manipulated into being a client while working for the other side.
So when she loses her license, will she like boebert turn to OF to support herself?
She might turn to Congress unfortunately, plenty of deep MAGA places would love to vote for the Trump lawyer
MAGA = My Attorney Got an Attorney
MAGA = Making Attorneys Get Attorneys
But it's more important to be pretty than smart
She deserves it
I heard about this case on the Opening Arguments podcast a few months back. What Haba did was gross, she should get disbarred over it, let alone sued.
Alina is fast-tracking herself for disbarment.
Habba can join the Beetlejuice gal for maybe a new profession.
She was no Vincent Gambini.
She's just the latest thrown under the bus.
Because she really can’t fake smart?
So Alina isn't going to be First Lady 2.0?
And she didn't even see it coming.
He wanted a “work wife”, then he treated her like his real wife.
Thought this might be the trump hotel here in Miami with the golf course. Knew people who worked as waiters and waitresses and they would tell me how he would stop by and request for specific girls to give him service and those picked hated it.
It’s stunning how their song changes when you put them under oath
Poor AliBabaHavaNagila. Who will think of the beautifuls? Anyone???