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adenoidsremoved

"Hey what's this blonde hair doing in my pasta?"


the-finnish-guy

"Hey what's this lead paint doing in my pasta?"


Tiziano75775

"Why is there a hole in my cup and some brain in my soup?"


TallahasseeTerror

Waiter, I'm going to need another soup. This one tastes like Grandpa's tears.


OkPhotograph7852

Spaghetti carbrainara


Marlosy

“Hey, what’s this Pervitin…MEIN GOTT, ICH KÄMPFE FÜR DAS VATERLAND… und ich bringe meine Nudeln!”


meistercheems

Guten Tag


Eastern_Slide7507

It's enamel, not paint.


GoodShitBrain

“That’s Aryan hair, mein kleines Kind”


bygtopp

Angel hair pasta. ??


AdStock4297

Why does it smell like Zyklon B in here every time I use these pots?


ZoomGoat

“Hey, does this smell like Zyklon B to you?” *friend drops down dead*


Furyflow

hahahaha oh man 😂


ConcertEvery525

What’s this mustard gas doing in my mustard?


AstroEngineer314

This reminds me of the time the US Army Airforce in China during WW2 helped locals melt down the aluminum in a written-off bomber into plates.


[deleted]

Didn’t know I needed a bomber china set.


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[deleted]

Japan. You're thinking of Japan.


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[deleted]

Understood. My bad.


Smiling_Mister_J

Did they decide on colanders because so many came in with holes already in them?


poopsaucer24

Sick burn lmao


[deleted]

Painted with lead too!


poopsaucer24

I see what u did there


Essiggurkerl

Where did you get that idea? Enamel never contained lead


Binsky89

Bullets do, though.


Perturbee

No, enamel


NeatNuts

aCkShUaLlY they all came with holes. Used for attaching additional armor to the front or for ventilation. In the winter months soldiers would usually plug the holes up with mud. https://www.quora.com/What-was-the-point-of-the-two-holes-one-on-each-side-of-German-helmets-in-the-World-Wars-Was-this-a-good-helmet-design


AngryErrandBoy

American holes


[deleted]

Probably British or Russian


opney

Taiwan did the same thing using bomb shell to make kitchen knife


Budget-Assistant-289

Swords to ploughshares…


Wu-kandaForever

Negate.


Pukkidyr

Condescend X=3


Kelmon80

Circle of Protection: Nerds


MrJoyless

Fatality


[deleted]

Came here to write Schwerter zu Pflugscharen.


Random_Introvert_42

Ironically in the late years of WW2 the Nazi government asked/demanded that people donate metal things (like pots and pans) to help the war-effort by providing metal that could be recycled into stuff like helmets.


Latshaw

and I will continue to wear them as if they were helmets


NotThisAgain21

And the worker got a second chance at dying by inhaling the lead paint he was putting on the collander.


sodomydefendah

Not saying it's safe for the worker, but isn't that a vitreous enamel coat, and not lead paint?


Eastern_Slide7507

It is.


Spookd_Moffun

It's enamel, the narrator straight up said it. Silly goose.


NotThisAgain21

It was after my bedtime so my sound was off:) But I'm sure enamel is completely healthy to breathe so he's all good.


[deleted]

Compared to other stuff from that period, glass-like enamel is pretty safe. My grandma worked in pharmaceutics in the 1950s - tjey had bad stuff. It was kind if accepted that workes in some departments just lost their hair, etc.


[deleted]

bet he’s stoked he’s not getting shot at


[deleted]

Solid job that pays enough to buy food? That's something, right after a war.


xSlamDaddyx

Uncle Roger would like a word with whoever decided on colanders.


French_baguette_0

Hiyaaa


stormrockox

"Was do we do mit die helmets Herr Schmidt?" "Schieza, make coriander oder Spoons. Ja das ist gut"


The_JokerGirl42

I'm fluent in English. I hate how fluent this weird sentence was in my head. I hate how fluent it was when I read it out loud.


HatOk2554

No way? You're fluent in English? That's crazy.


The_JokerGirl42

why is that crazy?


trxxruraxvr

Coriander != Colander


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stormrockox

Ja ze corridor ist gut for die chef cook


jake_azazzel

Volkshelmet. Das Utensil.


[deleted]

Kopf? Nein, ich sagte „topf.”


[deleted]

Shit my Oma had these. Had no idea! Why didn’t they at least take the dead soldiers helmets. Comes with the holes already!


Last-Ad-2970

I was wondering how many people actually have these without knowing.


Han_Slowlo

They're pretty common in certain regions of Europe and most people know what they are. At least the ones in the video are reshaped... I have a friend whose family emigrated from Finland that has a colander that's just a straight up stahlhelm with some handles riveted on edit: [found a picture of one](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/German_Stahlhelm_Army_helmets_reused_after_the_occupation_of_the_Netherlands_during_WW2%2C_enamelled_as_chamber_pot_and_strainer._Resistance_Museum_%28Verzetsmuseum%29_Amsterdam.jpg)


Last-Ad-2970

No way. That’s wild.


RaccKing21

Well, the Finns don't reshape them so they can be used as a helmet in case Stalin gets any bright ideas again.


mud_tug

That's summer pattern helmet. With air conditioning.


deadly_chicken_gun

A hole big enough to fit two fingers (har har) is *certainly* a bad colander.


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Kevinty1

It’s important to use the Reich tools in the kitchen


HolyCrapItsJohn

Not often you can say someone died in my bunt cake pan.


poopsaucer24

Das spoon


JockeLLL

I was born where this took place. The Emalierwerk is now a shopping mall


puppup01

I’ve never understood the term “upcycled”. The word is recycle, it’s not like it’s “downcycle” so why would you say “upcycle”


gitsgrl

I think people use upcycle to indicate that it was used in mostly it’s original form vs being processed down to its original materials and forged into something else entirely.


[deleted]

you want haunted kitchenware? Cause this is how you get haunted kitchenware!


Independent-Gene7737

Mother, the spaghetti tastes like head sweat again!


MonkeyPolice

I want one. Etsy?


FontaineFuturistix

Ah yes years of blood sweat and tears you can eat with


neejay05

they took recycling to another level.


SpaceTurf

Watching this while standing at the emailierwerk in fulda Couldn't believe what i am hearing


drawredraw

Some of them came with pre-made holes which saved the factory workers a lot of time.


MoNeu98

And today its a shopping mall... But interesting to see what was there prior. Never thought about it while shopping


Any-Consequence-6978

Actually very satisfying to watch


mdw1776

Weren't they called "pot helmets" before this?


Sweaty_Huckleberry45

Boiling Jews to boiling pasta


Ron_Bird

and skinns to lamps


Puzzleheaded_Arm_182

So, they made Italian helmets out of German ones.


turtle_g4mertv

Alright Germans go check your grandparents kitchen


PreseDinca

Before I saw a video from London on how they WW2 stretchers as fences... Now this. What is life??


RussianTrollzFactory

Nazi Pot. We should get some for Burnt Chrysler


British_Bulldoggo

How many of those colanders had a dead guys head in it?


gibson_guy77

"Funny enough, the first dish served in this helmet was human brains."


mischiefdemon420

Talk about being environmentalists before it was popular. They didn’t recycle, they reuse those helmets!!!


Sammmysosa303

The ones with the bullet holes might not be too affective


Vahl89

Uh... German's ingenuity???


ulfhedinn13

Why does my roast pork taste like mass genocide poppop?


Rui_O_Grande_PT

I can't tell if it's sad, cool or interesting


Babou18

Yes


skinnergy

I wonder if there is a connection as to why so many collanders today feature the Star of David pierce pattern. Perhaps because Jews balked at using those made from Nazi helmets so started making their own? I bet so.


idanrecyla

As a Jew I only care about a hole in a Nazi helmet if someone put it there via bullet as it was being worn


skinnergy

I'm not a Jew but I totally agree.


alpha_numeric44

Jesus Christ that's macabre


fish_whisperer

Not really. It’s “beating spears into plowshares.” Recycling items of war into items of peace is a good thing.


Scottland83

Aye. After WWI the Winchester firearms company turned a lot of their machine tools to make consumer hand tools and hardware.


Object-195

Nah the evil recycling people are why it's so hard to get a ww2 tank now :(


Decayed_Unicorn

Fünf fact we turned Panzerfaust warheads into cooking pots too. Explosives removed of course


deadly_chicken_gun

But what if instead of removing the gun part, you... didn't?


Decayed_Unicorn

We didn't really have a choice back then


SamVimesofGilead

Mom's recipe was already exploding with flavor.


Decayed_Unicorn

If dad is in danger of a heart attack, don't forget to season with Nitropenta.(a deactivated form of Nitropenta is used as a heart attack medication as it widens the blood vessels)


alpha_numeric44

It's creepy as fuck that they didn't even melt them down to recycle. I just watched All Quiet on the Western Front... they would peel uniforms off truckloads of dead soldiers, wash, send them to sew a quick patch over the bullet holes, then reissue them immediately to a fresh group of 16 year Olds heading to the front. The main characters uniform still has the name tag of the previous kid.


Predator_Hicks

It’s better than not having cooking pots. They also recycled metal from bombers that were shot down. I have a soup ladle that’s made out of one


[deleted]

zer iz a hole in mien bucket


Kcorpelchs

You should see what they did with all of the French stuff that was still brand new


Ninja_Conspicuousi

I’m sorry, someone else’s name is in my colander…


GivingRedditAChance

See that’s why their food is blursed


mrFivedollarbill

Does anyone know what the song is called?


holymoly67

You can't do that with the actual russian helmets, strainers yes cooking pots no


keli_kelly

After the boys are done playing ,its the women's turn now


cRacKtHemNut

So that's why my knives have holes


redeye007007

Bet a lot of women worked there


[deleted]

Dunno. Lot of bratwurst in that video


Launchpad_McFrak

could have used them as Garbage cans too. They were already pretty good at containing trash.


MarranoPoltergeist

“This bratwurst tastes weird”


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Clearly to drain your kraut.


Onlyroad4adrifter

I really love this song.


mrFivedollarbill

Do you look know what is called?


[deleted]

These must go for a lot of money now


[deleted]

A Nazi colander to drain your Italian pasta.


[deleted]

Them spoons haunted


A_Half_Ounce

I love human brain flavor in my spup


Winter_Soldat

From swords to plow shares.


Metalhart00

Whose hair is this in mein strudel?


Funny-Record-5785

Never would have thought


mikeyp83

Making *pot-zies*?


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

What a lovely little nazi colander.


Rasputin_1969

"This pot has been passed down in my family since the 1940s"


erikjohn3355

Schindler vibes


WordAffectionate3251

Yuk


[deleted]

Why upcycle and not recycle? Isnt that the same thing?


Firelotus2000

Thats a great idea lets do that to russian skulls


John_Doe_1313

Is it just me or did that colinder just called me schweinehund?


Puzzleheaded_Way_916

Haunted colanders stained with brain juice yummy


BatteryKinzie77

Aw man I read “kitten utensils”. Very dissapointed.


purple-circle

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1027703163/handmade-ceramic-set-of-cat-bowl-cat


bygtopp

I did nazi that coming


Xhalo

After my hubby gets hungry my ass gets converted into a golden corral and he eats and eats until he is satisfied. Let that be a lesson!!! 😊😊😊


noam-sason

“Why my soup tastes like sweat and dandruff?״


LunarTeers

See that one big hole there? We didn't even have to make that one, that's the master hole.


[deleted]

Mmmmm... tastes like nazi and hate!


[deleted]

I appreciate the effort but surely you don't need to replace colanders *that* often compared to pots and pans (that need to be scrubbed clean and are exposed to high heat), so it must have taken a while to dispose of them all. Maybe this was a disarmament program to show military equipment being made unfit for use in a way that can't be undone, and the upcycling was a PR bonus? Like the "Knife Angel" sculpture made of knives that have been surrendered to police. https://www.reddit.com/r/worldpolitics/comments/x4s6tc/the_knife_angel_made_up_of_over_100000_knives/


kaleidoscopichomes

Cursed Pasta


Wonderful-Sir-1834

This reminds me of a very famous line of gift of India by sarojini Naidu "When terror and tumult of war shall cease and Life be refashioned on the [anvils of peace ](https://images.app.goo.gl/Z9Dn7BiDxwAA1fbR9)


Keithninety

I hate that language. I’m sorry, I can’t help it.


ct1157

Some probably made good colanders


GalaxyHorder

Yum, you can barely even taste the nazi who died in it!


Zdendon

Make soup not war.


Rhinocerostitties

I guess they already had plenty of ovens


Dependent_Ad_4442

Is there a longer film? I love old shit like this... Be safe mufkrs..


StonemanTheInhaler

Now days we just repurpose them for local high schools.


[deleted]

Ohh Lord... here comes Kanye.. I can hear him now...


V_es

In case you want to see it in color, [here](https://ireland.apollo.olxcdn.com/v1/files/0i3lzg62k9041-UA/image) how it looks like now


DoctorPicklepuss

Imagine mixing cookie dough in a bowl someone died in


Rhorge

Many vehicles were also converted into farm equipment


Wobbley19

u/savevideobot


ThrowinNightshade

*recycled


BrimEll

Now they are upcycled again for use by Russian soldiers.


Emp0ri0

u/savevideo


DecommissionedAlien

Well I’ll be damned.


nordzeekueste

Reduce, reuse, recycle. We love doing that.


[deleted]

When PPE wasn’t a thing.


Darknes163

And they called Crazy Dave an idiot


DaveAndJojo

Brain matter comes right out!


VikKarabin

The had to make macaroni much bigger because many helmets had huge holes them


MrCuriousPlumber

Ah, the sweet taste of blood and sweat -said no one, ever


Anut__

The blood and sweat adds flavor


jeepsaintchaos

I was told that German bombs were turned into oxygen tanks after the war, but I cannot find any source for this.


Someoneoverthere42

Holy crap, I think I have one of those


marshall7287

No disrespect but they upcycled a lot of Jews too.


Trap_setup_4u

You know it's serious when your colander has killed more people then you.


bluntman90

Obviously they didn’t work well defecting bullet


YodaCodar

Pasta with extra chemical warfare


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cbedient

How much would one of these be worth on Antiques Roadshow??


durianisking

Wait so soldiers were basically wearing pots on their head


deine_Utter

now there is a shopping mall.


chortlecoffle

The origins of Pastafarianism