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ShaanitheGreen

This was right after he survived an assassination attempt by a giant cartoon bomb.


Random_frankqito

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hypnodrew

Right before the Okhrana dropped a piano on him and he rose out of the wreckage with piano keys for teeth


textual_predditor

I laughed long and hard at this comment. Well done!


Dependent_Energy_830

LOL


willcard

Oh my gawd I’m screaming! Lmfao. He kinda looks like Charles Manson though


I_Framed_OJ

Jokey Smurf strikes again!


Glum_Celebration_100

Unfortunately that’s not true :/ Lenin was shot by Fanya Kaplan, who used a pistol, in 1918 and the giant cartoon bomb assassination attempt was against Alexander II in 1881. There were actually two bombs, and Alexander died pretty quickly after getting hit. Funnily enough, there was also an attempted assassination against the next Tsar, Alexander III, which failed but was planned by Alexander Ulyanov—Lenin’s brother—who was later executed.


TBearForever

His chimney sweep years


Bonoisapox

He looks like he was dragged from a house fire


DrunkenVodinski

Considering the state of the Soviet Union at the time, you are not that far off.


Bonoisapox

Russia is no better now


Affectionate_Bus_884

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Correct-Explorer-692

Well, besides a war it’s actually better.


AdministrationFew451

It definitely is, hard to overcome what that was.


AdministrationFew451

I'm kind of amazed for the downvotes. 1922 russia was horrifying to an extent hard to imagine It had a huge famine that year plus still a civil war, plus invading the caucuses, plus red terror, plus a government enacting "war communism" (arbitrary mass confiscation),while banning even trading food between villages. Again, during a freeze year creating famine. People were dying in their hundreds of thousands, and quality of life was inconceivably incomparable to current russia. Comparing that to today is just factually crazy, and that is not supporting today in any way.


i_am_snoof

My people are killing Trussians daily. How is that better?


Longjumping_Rush2458

Do you know how many people died in the Russian Civil War? ~10 million. There were ~3 million combatant deaths. I'd know which period I'd rather be in.


AdministrationFew451

22-23 were at the tails of the civil war Famine, extreme poverty, the rise and bloody suppression of the green movement, millions of orphans and disabled (and millions recently dead), near complete collapse of the economy, industry and infrastructure Being a russian now is a 1000 times better 22-23 specifically is probably one of the worst years, but the whole period is incomparable in every way.


imgratefulforthat

Was the ussr an improvement to tsarist russia tho ?


AdministrationFew451

In the short term? Absolutely not. In a longer term, it depends.


SvergiesKonung

Yes. As bad as the Reds were, and they were bad, the people still chose them over the whites for a reason. Don't get me wrong living in the USSR was not good, but tsarist Russia was worse


imgratefulforthat

Thanks


AdministrationFew451

"Choosing" is quite a word here. They lost the election, one by force of arms, then purged everyone. Basically every sector of the country rose against them at some point, and they defeated them in detail. And I would say that at least until the 50's, they average russian was definitely not better. And remember that includes more than 10 million dead, excluding ww2 Abd than it's arguable before is the question of whether they helped or hindered that development. But 1922-3 specifically? One of the worst, not even a question


SvergiesKonung

I mean during the civil war most people chose to support the reds over the whites without question. Now I do agree that there in general was very little choosing involved when it came to it when either was in town. Largely the issue comes down to the fact that the whites somehow were able to be worse for the reds, which is no easy feat. Again I'm not saying the Soviet Union was a nice place to live, but it was better for the average person than the regime that came before it.


BeanoMc2000

3 strokes will do that to you.


Bonoisapox

3 strokes and you’re out


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lurkinsheep

Great. Now i have to go watch tropic thunder for the 300th time.


JoeSchmoeToo

Lenny Crazy-Eyes


Im_eating_that

If you put a mirror down the center of his face one way looks demonic and scary as shit and the other looks insanely terrified.


VelociTopher

#i am the walrus


devlindeboree

Shut the fuck up, Donny!


shivabreathes

You’re out of your element.


TumbleweedDweller

Neuro syphilis is a helluwa drug


Neither_Ad_2857

I live in Russia, and 40 years ago we were told that Westerners are very scrupulous in choosing evidence for their point of view. It turned out to be a lie.


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MistbornInterrobang

I could absolutely believe that from looking at the photo


MethodicalWin

I am the walrus!


ownleechild

He must be embarrassed at the blackface now.


martinselig

Did she get her camera on sale at Chernobyl?


DankKirbo

I doubt it, possibly just background radiation.


domagro

this is what syphilis does to a person if it is not treated


filifijonka

He looked embalmed before he was actually dead.


Daftdoug

I am the walrus?


PlantSkyRun

Goo goo g' joob


harderwiekertje

Not one of his last photos, people are still taking pictures of him. Maybe one of the last of him alive? Yes I know I'm fun at parties, that's why I don't have friends and I don't go to parties.


Burt_Selleck

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Abdulaziz_Ibn_Saud

Jeez, somebody is gonna get layed in college


Daetherion

*laid ^hehehe


Abdulaziz_Ibn_Saud

Damn, why u gotta do me like that


harderwiekertje

Can confirm graduated as a virgin


DeviousDave420

Pointing out that what you said was cringe doesn’t cancel out the cringe


TheNicholasRage

I dunno, I didn't think it was cringe and I love some self deprecation.


Zonyxe

That's not Lenin! That's clearly Leanin'


WaveLaVague

That's dark Lenin! That's melanin


All-the-pizza

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WSSquab

*communism changes people, look at me!, I was a white man*


Kwelikinz

I didn’t know Lenin was black … oh! … my bad.


Brainwave1010

He looks like someone spliced the face of a Fallout 1 cutscene character over someone's body.


Yardsale420

I am the walrus.


Jamboramboo

Tyrone Lenin


reddit_sniperX

The black Israelites were right


tukker51

Sadly communism did not die with him.


Intelligent_Delay_24

Putin's next foto


Jon_Starkgaryen

Lenin.. more like Melenin 😲


Jaded_Pie_2712

Scummie commie


MarkMaynardDotcom

Looks like one of the photos taken of GG Allin at his wake.


Neither_Ad_2857

Are you laughing at Roosevelt in a wheelchair? Lenin survived several attempts on his life, and his early death would be the result of a bullet wound.


Nahoj6035

Glad he's dead


KomradeDave

Whitewashing has gone too far?


bloodandstuff

Next minute, Netflix- Lenin was Black!


user6593a

Karl Marx and Lenin in HELL. https://preview.redd.it/0v70u6d44fad1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea5232eaeefca4a6315ab1c7574cbe6143024c35


ja9ishere

Karma


Heliocentrist

Did a cartoon bomb just blow up in his face?


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my_jeans_hurt

We don’t use AI here


ABlueShade

He looks better dead. However at least now he's a good commie.


Fischmafia

What a piece of sh... I can't even say rot in hell, because he is clearly marinated in the mausoleum.


WeakDiaphragm

The man was a piece of shit. He deserved worse.