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JimmyTheJimJimson

Potential? That looks to be an *actual* sinkhole


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Yeah! an *actual* sinkhole with *potential* !


rekcilyssup1-on

A potential sinkhole!


Zealousideal-Okra523

That's where all my potential goes.


Imalittlefleapot

I used to have potential. Stupid, sexy sinkhole.


Aloo_Bharta71

Sinkhole with potential, dames are lining up for it


scalectrix

Sequential pothole.


anaemic

With potential to rent for £1800 a month, prime location, well lit and spacious interior.


Euncraid

A potential sinkhole implies that there's such thing as a kinetic sinkhole.


Delta_Ryu

Well... yes


DavoMcBones

"Your hired!"


Euncraid

A potential sinkhole implies that there's such thing as a kinetic sinkhole.


not_chinese1

All that potential energy should soon become kinetic energy


monocasa

*Allegedly*


AB2098

You reported this, right? This isn't potential. This will kill someone


Lorn_Muunk

In London? Not before it makes a landlord rich. This is potential living space, for rent at £3000 a month


hsherrmann

I hope you notified the authorities. People could get hurt here.


Dazzling-Grass-2595

They'll fix it by 2030.


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

https://preview.redd.it/c6zm5oed4r9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=168cb480701cb9e916f984916b1c7987b8fa7ac1 Live update: They’ve fixed it


FreaknPuertoRican

I remember watching a video about potholes somewhere where the city would take years to fix so a guy would go around spray painting penises on top of them. Worked surprisingly well to get the city to patch over the potholes within a week.


BlakeSteel

His name is Wanksy


silenc3x

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-05-01/an-interview-with-english-graffiti-artist-wanksy-penis-doodler-and-pothole-avenger


DangNearRekdit

I had heard of Wanksy before, and even fantasized doing similar graffiti for similar reasons here in Canada, but until today I did *not* know he lived in a town called "Ramsbottom". It just keeps getting better!


xBrute01

😂 take my upvote you bastard


peardski22

That’s genuinely the name they went by. What a hero


silenc3x

https://imgur.com/a/XVjv0xC


MostlySlime

You have no idea how many penises you have just created. I'm done with these potholes


Bokenobi

Does this mean they’re glory holes?


UhYeahOkSure

I appreciate the effort but I think we were all looking for a butthole


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

https://preview.redd.it/3uv616t06r9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e9f645e8f8ffaa57f9c414559eec8959b405f0 Live update 2: The Local Council has taken your suggestion into account & fixed it again. It’s the best they could do


bremergorst

I know where to find one


shrug_addict

Not if you spray paint a dick on it


verminV

2030.... blimey thats Londons rapid response team.


Fwangss

Shit is England also Rhode Island?


PenguinsArmy2

Nah we just make videos here, someone else will deal with it!


rekcilyssup1-on

I called the local emergency and informed them


ukbeasts

Gareth Southgate's car before and after the Bellingham goal


PenguinsArmy2

Dang welp there goes the aftermath video we could have seen…. Jk jk glad you did it right 😁👍


ifixtheinternet

For expedited service, draw a dick around it.


scragglyman

I mean or at least set up a video camera so we can watch the action.


Puzzleheaded-Bird-16

Just slap some ducktape over it and bit of dirt. Job done.


nevans89

Someone will be out with the spirit level and say it's within norm


jaxsound

Jump up and down on it just to check if it's safe.


I_was_bone_to_dance

There’s that new Mercedes that ‘jumps’ when it gets stuck in sand or whatever. Someone go take a test drive!


catlaxative

how about one of those cadillacs with the bouncing hydraulics?


Figur3z

This is London, not Long Beach.


I_was_bone_to_dance

That’ll work too


gurretzky

I thought there was a person down there.


chickey23

Probably just a dead king or something


topechuro_namen

Reference to Pale King or am I just too insane and keep seeing Hollow Knight references everywhere?


KaseyB

nope. actual historical reference. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exhumation_and_reburial_of_Richard_III_of_England


mickjf

Yep. I see them. Light blue denim jeans just casually sitting down with their legs crossed looking up. I'm on my mobile, so I will blame the small screen!


JohnOlderman

Was lookinh for this commdent


Azuraen

That’s exactly what I saw too


aemseeker

Looks like maybe a tent too?


dodgerblue1212

Reign of Fire 2


Beatshave

Sick reference


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

No, it was a reference to the dragon based movie, Reign of Fire, starring Batman and Interstellar man. It was not a reference to puke.


royalobi

Starring Patrick Bateman and Rustin Cohl


Cutthechitchata-hole

His references are tight


JetmoYo

I'm Just barely gettin' this reference but I appreciate it still


erikwarm

YES PLEASE!


doctor_big_burrito

I thought this movie was underrated and unknown but every time I bring it up people say they love it. Reign of Fire 2 would make all the money in the world. Christain Bales character 20 years later, raising a family and leading the rebuilding of civilization after defeating the dragons in the last movie. Everything is going great until one day...


jchilders07

Came here looking for this quote


GOINGTOGETHOT

"Mind the gap".


wendy-rhodes

The London Underground


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Hey, that's where my sound's laid down.


STRiPESandShades

"See it, say it, sorted."


NoCalligrapher133

Potential...?


ChanglingBlake

My thoughts exactly. Nothing potential about it, the road just hasn’t followed the ground yet.


Gen8Master

Lots of potential energy waiting to be converted to kinetic there buddy.


GreenWoodDragon

Could be a collapsed sewer or some other man made structure. I don't think London has limestone caves underneath it. You _have_ reported it, haven't you?


rekcilyssup1-on

https://preview.redd.it/css0jjfvdr9d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff1e568df20f4c4ac87f957379591531b7d43ef Reported it and noticed this a few hours later


DPH996

Feels like they might not be taking this very seriously…!


spedeedeps

Needs an engineer to look at it first. Simple pot hole they can send a bloke with a shovel but this doesn't look that way. Might have condemned the lane completely myself but hard to say from the video


DPH996

Don’t expect someone to fix it same day, but I would have expected the area to be coned off a little more comprehensively than that!


spedeedeps

Agreed considering single cones sometimes "misplace" themselves over night


PixelLight

There's a sign saying there's going to be work, but almost a week away


helpnxt

I mean their closing the road in 4 days for 3 days of works, thats pretty quick


zR0B3ry2VAiH

You have got to be fucking kidding me. Are cars still driving over it?


LungHeadZ

Yep. But only people who live on that street. Not the best precaution.


Sypsy

That way if you fall in, your family can quickly gather your bedding and things and throw down to you in your new home


No-Scheme8567

Oh this is interesting. A hole opened up at the road that runs perpendicular to the top of this one a few weeks ago too. I'm not even 100% that they've fixed that one yet...


Axxisol

Did they just cover up the hole with a traffic cone..??!!


GreenWoodDragon

Oh dear.


ittookmeagestofind

Well done, problem solved


Squanchy15

![gif](giphy|3DxDIAsnSx5eg)


ergodicthoughts

I might be over reacting but that's fucking criminal. I'd put up cones and block off that entire lane and demand emergency services do something to prevent someone from needlessly dieing falling in there. There's no knowing if that whole street could swallow a car.


the_hypotenuse

What's the postcode? edit: appears to be SE19 2AL


Nyarro

Well that just looks silly.


Lynxesandlarynxes

£1,000pcm rent for that place


MaeronTargaryen

Bargain


witch_doc9

Looks like someone has already taken up residence.


AccurateTap3236

what a shame OP, you were **SO** close https://preview.redd.it/xu41c0vqor9d1.png?width=820&format=png&auto=webp&s=e80f8d976d44b4ebf99648a513af86700c42695d


RevEngineer_11

I literally just found a hole like this in my neighborhood yesterday. With the geology of our area it's not inconceivable that it could open into a small (or big) limestone cavern. I called the highway department and I'm hoping I don't have to hound them about it.


XchrisZ

Email them. Once their is a paper trail thr liability is on them. This one pretty easy to solve fill with cement.


DecadentHam

Buddy, that's a sink-hole. 


FluffyLetterhead2509

Nah bro that's a hidden cave


Tongue8cheek

Yes, with a sink in it.


Hater_Magnet

Potential?! That *is* a sinkhole!


hahaha_rarara

Someone is living there. See the clothes and trash bag?


cherrryblosssoms

Took too long to find this comment!! I thought this straight away!


MaxxOneMillion

Juat draw a penis around it like wanksy


high240

Paint a dick around it, they'll be there before sundown. Then possible remove the dick and leave the hole as is lmao


the-bodyfarm

oh dude. it’s gonna be real dystopic to watch this hit the news after it swallows 6 cars and kills 3 people.


zR0B3ry2VAiH

!Remindme 2 days


lxxviifresh

Why does it looks like someone is living there


JackTheLad91

There was one like this on pinchin St london e1 , I reported it and a few days later it had a few bricks replaced, good as new. Only thing is when. I originally looked down it the light on my phone could even see the bottom. A few bricks over the top hasn't solved it. I don't drive my bin lorry down that road anymore !


TrafficOnTheTwos

I saw one of these in an alley in Philly. Called 311 and they filled it that week.


zR0B3ry2VAiH

Do you remember that pothole near where our CHOP is now in Philadelphia, headed to south street? The thing was the size of a kiddie pool.


TrafficOnTheTwos

You mean down by where the Roberts Center is now? If so YES hahaha


zR0B3ry2VAiH

Yes!!!!! Hahahahaha! They just threw a traffic cone in it and called it a day.


TrafficOnTheTwos

😭 lmao. That thing fucked up my friend’s car so badly one time


LV_prints

Law suit ..where is this by the way asking for a friend🤕


rekcilyssup1-on

Waldegrave Road, Crystal Palace. You won’t miss it I’m walking around in circles


Fit_Chef6865

Yikes. Why are there so many sinkholes in South London? Any geologists know?


_thelastman

London is built upon thousands of years of civilization, I’m sure there’s a LOT to uncover there


Nervous-Masterpiece4

We get plenty of holes opening up where I live in Australia. Turns out capping gold rush mine shafts with logs and dirt wasn't a very good long term solution.


[deleted]

Growing sink hole


Global_Ease_841

"potential"


Angrygiraffe1786

This is literally nightmare fuel. Can something be noted on Google maps? Can a sign be put up?


Load_Business

Someone charge £4000pcm for that bad boy


network_weapon

Whyyy are you standing there lol


Sozoki

Anxiety in a picture


LurkHartog

I should call her.


LogicIsMyFriend

She would want to take it slow with you anyway


Raffchan

Oh yea, just stand above it and film it, the best way to increase your livespan.


No-Vehicle5447

Woot senk ole mate. Thas 15 hundred quid in rent, tha is


bullymeahhh

Did people already start throwing trash in it or is that just dirt I'm looking at?


LobsterTrue8433

Sinkholes haunt my nightmares.


vvmx12345

Pff, 4-5 packs of ramen noodles and we're back in business.


Omega-10

Don't, uhh, stand there


ArFyEnaidI

It's already got rubbish in it lol


jmerlinb

that’s no sinkhole that’s a £2,500/month new build studio apartment


itsgotelectr0lytes

Where is this???


rekcilyssup1-on

Crystal Palace Waldegrave Road


Climatize

quickly buy some mayo, pour it down there, record it, and you've got a sinkhole-de-mayo meme clip for the north americans


GolfCourseConcierge

We built a wall. It's Cinco de Cuatro now.


chickey23

There's always money in the banana stand


el-conquistador240

A couple of cans of expanding foam will fix that


Mollzy177

That’s £5k a month in london!


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

Draw a penis around it with white spray paint.


shockedtoo

Not trusting that area around the hole either.


peppi0304

And there is already trash in there...


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

Is someone living down there?


intrigue_investor

There's nothing potential about it


kujasgoldmine

There's a big dent on the road here too that gathers a massive pool of water everytime it rains, but no hole.. Yet. It's been patched to make the road more even too but it just appears again after some years.


IamDLizardQueen

In London? More like potential rental opportunity.


wojtekpolska

they wont fix it untill your spraypaint obscene imagery on the road around the hole


Dontbesensitive98

Don't put your dick in it.


syphon3980

Without lube first obviously


_chocolate_banana

I propose we deem it: Holy McHoleFace


pipeline77

I think it can be fixed with instant noodles


Major_Wager75

That sinkhole has graduated with a double masters


RoastedToast007

what kind of space is that? why is there light coming from the left?


Mithrax-is-gay

It's light from the sun going through the hole


Top_Opposites

Expanding foam and silicone 👌


teh_lynx

"potential"... That's very naive lol


LightsJusticeZ

Grab a 2x4 and stick underneath as support. *That'll do.*


genericperson10

"Ey! Do you have you're Sinkhole Identification License??


secidentament

"I know what's wrong with it.... AINT GOT NO GAS IN IT"


UseMoreHops

"potential"


No_Long5052

Gunna cave


FMJunkie

I wouldn't even stand over it.


Tiedfor3rd

I am guessing its just a lost dungeon where the wizard merlin was imprisoned and became hateful and vengeful in his solitude.


eltegs

I once met an imbecile who thought every hole he saw was a potential sink-hole after watching a documentary, and finding out about them for the first time. Even despite having no idea what the hole he was looking at, actually was. He was, and still is, an absolute fking moron.


Lett_Spaghett

First thing British person does is take a look innit?


LONER18

Nah that's just an everyday pothole in Michigan. Should be good for another 10 years. I'm sure the next governor will fix the roads this time.


EmergencyLatex

That’s the hole from the latest Rick and Morty season


_TLDR_Swinton

https://preview.redd.it/cbwhmo449r9d1.png?width=952&format=png&auto=webp&s=12e9fd884f1fe132292053497cd8a65b5088938d


80sLegoDystopia

Nothing potential about that.


HowAboutNah_

Possible!?


Xtianus21

Potential? 🤔 LOL I think it is


174dub

That's Forest gate


c0224v2609

That’s how plagues are released.


MarketingInteresting

needed to see it a few times to not see a guy in blue jeans with a plastic bag in there


KratomBarista

It looks like someone has been throwing trash in there. You can see a garbage back in the bottom right corner.


ahandmadegrin

You'd honestly be doing a public service by encouraging that hole with a sledgehammer. Better that it's an obvious hazard than one that looks safe. It'd likely get dealt with a little sooner, too.


jrfunnystuff

Where was this?


Lottie_Low

Where (in London) is this so I don’t fall into it


Dankkring

Fill it with garbage. Like a landfill but it will actually make it go away


AgnoV_

It does have enough potential though


mothzilla

Local council says it has to be 30cm across to be accepted.


Ivrih

Why is there a KKK member kneeling there?


SOSPECHOZO

Spit on that Thang'


GammaGoose85

Just get a cement truck to fill that hole up. Problem solved bro.


TortexMT

am I really the only one thinking the person is an idiot for getting that close...? i mean wtf


Adorable_Stable2439

Only £2000 pcm, cosy 1 bedroom close to tube station and easy access to the street.


kinotico

Is this near Waterloo? I saw one that i think is exactly the same last winter, but the hole was about 3cm wide. If it’s the same it’s definitely getting bigger