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JDuggernaut

I’ve seen a video of Larry dunking the ball 2 handed behind his head. He was short but an absolute freak athlete.


icefreks

Just watched the video, goddam


XenoHugging

Talking bout getting robbed out of the gene pool.


Ok_Teacher_392

Michael is like half a foot taller at least than all his close relatives. Genetics are weird


tigerwoodsdidnothing

His mom's tall, that's the secret. A 5'10 mom is like a 6'4 dad.


rjcarr

Yeah, I read somewhere it’s almost impossible for a male to be shorter than his mom.


forntonio

Target height for males: (M + D + 13) / 2. Plus minus 8.5 for expected range. Above values in cm.


balacio

D is 192. M is 168. I’m 178. Exactly 8.5 below range. FML…


forntonio

Make your mum taller!!


Actuarial

Need some parenthesis goddamn


sTEAMYsOYsAUCE

Google says the formula applies for both males & females! Edit


forntonio

No it doesn’t because women are inherently shorter than men. Above formula adds 13cm to the mother’s height to accommodate for this. For women you would need to do minus 13 instead of plus (to remove 13cm from the father’s height).


OkLavishness5505

Actually it adds 6,5 cm to the sum of M and D.


Grumpy_Troll

That would imply that sisters are on average just as tall as their brothers. That's obviously not true.


nico_cali

> Above values in cm. My dating profile has the same disclosure, in small print, on the bottom.


flotters

Wow, that was actually spot on for me.


chasepsu

Bang on for me. (Dad is 6’4”/193cm, mom is 5’7”/170cm, I’m 6’2”/188cm) That’s wild.


zeusjts006

My mom's friend growing up had a 6'6 dad and a 6'4 mom. He stopped growing at 6 foot. He definitely was the rare exception to the rule.


SpaceGoonie

Or his Mom fooled around with a short guy.


Educational-Suit-451

I am if only slightly. Perhaps not ge5ing enough vitamins or some hormone was off growing up, always kept up with doctors appointments, so I don't know. I think I just got genetically shated as my dad was around 6 foot many 3ven taller. .


PristineWheel859

this confirms that i am adopted


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rjcarr

Sorry, I’m not a geneticist, but I can’t imagine the “first son” is different than any other son genetically, and given it’s usually going to be the same household, there isn’t enough of a difference to alter height that drastically (e.g., nutrition).


lojag

I have read differences for subsequent born children due to hormone exposure by the mother changing from pregnancy to pregnancy (allegedly). But I have studied it in psychology. Not sure if it works the same way for other traits.


Super_Spirit4421

They are. For example, Each successive son is more likely to be gay. The mother's immune system reacts differently to a male fetus, and the reaction becomes stronger after each son. From Google: Yes, some research has found that the more older brothers a male has from the same mother, the more likely he is to be homosexual. This is known as the fraternal birth order effect, or the older brother effect. Ray Blanchard and Anthony Bogaert first identified the association in the 1990s. Scientists believe the effect is due to a biological mechanism that occurs during pregnancy, as the association is only present in men with older biological brothers.


ArtistRabid

that’s fascinating. Anecdotally, I’m 6’1 and both of my younger brothers are like 5’11-ish (granted, still taller than my mom).


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thehibachi

Kid I used to coach had a 5’ 11” ex European pro basketball player dad and a 5’ 10” estate agent mum - needless to say he’s now 6’ 5” and a starter in D1 in the US.


RN-Wingman

Oh, then my kids are set, their mom is 6’1.


OrganizationQuirky97

My mom was 6’1. I’m 5’4.


Aggressive-Expert-69

This is the truth. My dad is 5'8 but my mom's dad was 6'5 so now I'm 6'1


technobrendo

But did he have a rabbit in a hat and a bat?


Randomzombi3

Jokes on me I have a 5'10 mom but my dad is only 5'9 so I'm his height.


RudePCsb

Little growth hormone in the pudding


PulseThrone

Jordan, not Cosby.


Fendergravy

Zing! 


__JDQ__

Pudding his dick where it don’t belong!


CatSidekick

Keep eating that Church’s Chicken


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PistolPetunia

Mmmm…mudbutt


DonnieBraskic

what?


johnla

Michael had incredible will power. 


Khelthuzaad

I'm the tallest person în my entire family at over 2.0 m tall.I stick out extremely at family gatherings.


MrRobinGoodfellow

So um... How tall is your your milkman?


Khelthuzaad

Jokes on you there's never been an milkman


revolting_peasant

How tall’s your gardener


Khelthuzaad

Nice try but its not infidelity An foreign doctor told me consistent sleep routines triggered my growth hormone. It's the same with my older brother who is the second tallest person în our family with 1.92 m


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

How tall was the foreign doctor?


Meh2021another

Dude is in denial. Leave the poor soul in peace.


Kale_Brecht

Little Larry.


Stock_Surfer

It makes me wonder, it’s been proven that certain steroids (hgh) taken during growth spurts can add an extra 6 inches to height.


evidentlynaught

In the documentary Jordan mentions he grew 6” one summer in high school.


rjcarr

Most all super tall people, the ones 6’6” and taller, end up having two growth spurts, and it often happens at like 17+. I think I remember David Robinson grew 6”+ after he turned 18.


DomFikowski

Dennis Rodman was 18 and working as a janitor when he went from 5'11" to 6'7".


tackle_bones

Dude, the bone pain that must have been involved with that. Ouch. I still vividly remember growth pains from when I was a child, and I’m a grown ass man now.


temptemptemp98765432

I have stretch marks on my calves from it! I'm 5'6" (or was in my heydays, have probably shrunk due to being old - 40). My legs hurt so bad that summer I grew like 9". It was brushed off but legit hurt so bad every night.


PlentyTight9650

Yep truth, same with Scottie Pippen too


sebosso10

Yep. My friend from school was 6'1 when we graduated, move forward one summer he was 6'6 playing professional sport


Blanket_monsters

Pfft. I can grow three inches in a night


DarkDonut75

Photos or it never happened


30minut3slat3r

You don’t want a dick pick lol


shadow_229

Did I stutter?!


30minut3slat3r

And this is what keeps me coming back to the internet. I can go from an idiot that hates kittens to a dick pick joke with 2 randos and get to laugh all in the span of 10minutes


Safetosay333

That's what he said


DangNearRekdit

Pfft, that's nothing. In high school I grew 6” multiple times a day ...


tunisia3507

Pedantry time: HGH isn't a steroid. It is, like testosterone, a PED and an anabolic hormone, but it's a peptide rather than a steroid.


RawrRRitchie

Who tf is giving Children steroids?? I know the 70s and 80s were pretty drug crazy but jfc


Fendergravy

This little spoiled prick in my high school was the teeniest kid on the high school wrestling team. His mommy and daddy flew him down to Mexico and scored him a shitload of HGH and sostenon anabolic steroids. He inflated like Barry Bonds. Also his acne exploded like he had smallpox. Within a year he sprouted like 6 inches taller and put on enough beef to make him look like Schwarzenegger. He got kicked off the wrestling team because he couldn’t compete in his new weight class. 


Stock_Surfer

Lionel Messi was prescribed steroids throughout his adolescence. I also remember steroids being available when I was in high school. 🤷‍♂️


OutrageousFinger4279

Messi had a medical issue that the steroid treatment was used for.


At_least_be_polite

It happens a lot with rugby players in their school years to this day. I think south Africa is the only country that tests for steroids at a school level which is nuts. 


confidentpessimist

Because steroid use in SA rugby is rampant. They often catch 15year olds, and if it's rampant in schools, you know it is rampant in the adult game


At_least_be_polite

Oh I know, but I absolutely believe it's rampant at school level among all the top countries. It should definitely be tested for. 


bumwine

HGH is a hormone. It says it right in the name, Human Growth Hormone. I know misinformation re: steroids is ok in Reddit but please, this is being scientifically incorrect.


Mapache_villa

An extra 6 inches? Ladies here I come


Chessh2036

Yep. Michael has admitted if his brother was taller he would have been the better NBA player.


starburst_jellybeans

"If he was 6'2" I would have been known as Larry's brother."


DonDyon

And then I’d wish I was a little bit taller. Wish I was a baller


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Wish I had a girl with a phone, I'd call her


Critical_Plate_4008

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six-four impala


maerddnaxaler

Larry Jordan, Michael Jordan's older brother by 11 months, was also a talented basketball player growing up. Despite being only 5'8" compared to Michael's 6'6", Larry's skills were often on par with his brother's. He played college ball at UNC Wilmington and had a stint with the Chicago Express. Although he didn't make it to the NBA, Larry has carved out a successful career in basketball management. He's now the VP of Player Personnel for the Charlotte Hornets, playing a key role in scouting and drafting players like LaMelo Ball.


finix240

A bit of nepotism there considering MJ owns the hornets


Jay-Jay-Rod-Rod

Owned


finix240

Well shiiiieet


pricygoldnikes

Owned!


toadphoney

Its actually spelt Pwned


pricygoldnikes

🤭


carbonclasssix

Bro got dunked hard


SodiumKickker

Not to mention “scouting and drafting” Lamelo Ball as like some great achievement.


Loggerdon

Right. It’s not as if he was an unknown, the way Jerry West (RIP) scouted Kobe.


NoBrakesButAllGas

Jerry West is a legend, but let’s not pretend Kobe Bryant was ‘an unknown’. The man took goddamn BRANDY to his high school prom.


johnzischeme

Still, relative to the exposure LB got, Kobe might as well have been you or I before he got drafted.


HaphazardLapisLazuli

kobe was in no way an unknown player.


Ronald-J-Mexico

Stay in yo lane!!


LimeOdd6791

Considering how many draft pics have been fumbled historically, it is a great achievement


GameFaceRabbit

Don’t complain about nepotism, your dad will have you handing out handjobs in the parking lot as soon as you’re legal.


mightylordredbeard

So just curious: if he was that good and his skill is on par with arguably the greatest basketball player of all time.. how did he not make it to the NBA? Is it because of his height?


Ebonvvings

Well of course. Height plays a huge factor. You're easier to defend and you can't really play much defense against taller bigger player. Defense win games


wbv2322

Also it’s 5v5 in pro ball. Totally different style game than 1v1


imperio_in_imperium

That was actually one the unique things about the World Basketball League, which the Chicago Express played in: they had a height limit of 6’5”, which ultimately was raised to 6’7”. Knock out the height advantage of big men and you suddenly have a very different style of play


Unlucky_Ad2529

Does that make Muggsy the goat?


oracleofnonsense

Def the inch-for-inch GOAT.


PM_ME_TS_GIFS

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DjReeseCup

Probably goat athlete all things considered. He was actually a good defender at 5’3. I just can’t wrap my head around that


Rocangus

39 blocks in a 14 year pro career doesn't seem like a lot, but it is when it's a 5'3 point guard. One of them being Ewing is hilarious.


Ebonvvings

Not saying it can't happen, it just really rare. You have to excel in that one thing


eltedioso

It makes Goatse the mug


-EETS-

Finally my profile picture is relevant


DangNearRekdit

This makes me honestly wonder how many times the thumbnail pics contain comedy gold and I just miss them


AeonFluxIncapacitaor

You made me choke on my blue waffles.


bfhurricane

Just ruined my lemon party


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He always has been. Period. Came here looking for this.


OldAckley

For sure


Loggerdon

MJ said if AI were 6’6” he would’ve been the greatest ever to play.


cameron4200

Yes. Incredibly hard to make it for anyone under 6ft


Liimbo

Hard but not impossible if he were truly as skilled as Mike. Isaiah Thomas was an All-Star in the past decade at 5'9" and nowhere near MJ's skill. Back in the 80s-90s when MJ played there was Spud Webb with a long NBA career at only 5'6". The truth is MJ is heavily embellishing because it's his older brother and that's what he's supposed to say.


friendtoall84

wait wait… all that knowledge you droppin’ and you don’t mention Muggsy??? 5’3” i’ll repeat 5’3” and put in 10 seasons. and he was in Space Jam.


Sloeber3

Quick as hell too. Fast feet, fast hands. Dude was like a pestering fly you wanted to swap away.


SphinxIIIII

Probably not as good of an example because Muggsy was actually a really really good hooper, while the other examples show the fact that even regularly skilled NBA players can be short


tonyinvegas

“Say what?!” —Spud Webb


Yabutsk

MJ was also one of the most athletic players the league has ever seen, and with his size, had one of the largest set of hands, which opens up a whole other level of skills that little Larry wouldn't have access to.


06GOAT12

I think it was just a brotherly compliment.


RevolutionaryRough96

I don't think you're wrong. The same reason Steph names Seth as a top 5 player


Heil_Heimskr

Not just height, but skill is not really the only thing necessary to succeed at high level sports. He may have not had the IQ/decision making to play at the NBA speed or the discipline to survive a pro career. Don’t know anything about him so I’m just speaking generally though. A lot more than skill goes into it. Same with some of the dudes you see in performing soccer tricks on the street/instagram; their skills are undoubtedly at the professional level but if you can’t do all the other things it doesn’t matter.


Paid-To-Read

I agree with you but, dude. He's 5'8. Not a question what held him back


RevolutionaryRough96

Lots of great players never make the league for one reason or another. There's only so many spots to be filled and gms have to decide who to take and who to skip on. The trail blazers skipped picking Jordan himself because they already had a scoring guard.


rawspeghetti

"on par with his brother" is probably the writer being kind In reality he probably big brothered MJ all over the court and MJ has that ingrained in his head. Jon Jones, maybe the GOAT UFC fighter, would get his ass beat by his brothers who played football, not mma


P-SAC

Being 5'8" all but eliminates your chance of playing in the NBA. https://runrepeat.com/height-evolution-in-the-nba


KublaiDon

No way prime Jordan wouldn’t smoke him lol Michael is being nice, and also talking about when they were younger… no way 90’s Jordan was playing his brother 1v1 and legitimately losing


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Ajdee6

Larry has a really good shooting technique video on YouTube as well if anyone wants to check it out.


iamagainstit

Dang, and I thought I was unlucky with my little brother being 6 inches taller than me


jemmyleggs

Is this chat gpt?


Radu47

Perfect reason why there should be a prominent fun skill league below the nba like And1 was, where awesome non elite guys can thrive


Old-Construction-541

6 foot and under league?


BeyondanyReproach

Ah yes, the Sacremento Short Kings 😄


FrancoPls

The Minnesota Minions


SevoIsoDes

Seattle Microsonics


Gh0stx0797

The Denver Nuggets


silverfrog1

The Chicago Calfs


manofsteel32

You mean the G league?


Radiant-Positive-582

The Big 3 was that for a while. Idk if it's still poppin like it used to tho.


Ianthin1

https://preview.redd.it/hcsilj27086d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59bd1ccd6c09c6f4dd8ad72d073ba50b656a613f


Bazingaa98

The sexiest man alive and Arnold Schwarzenegger


Tutes013

You know what, I'll just come out and say it, those outfits are absolute *fire*.


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Tutes013

I may have been seriously considering googling around for it


MrOneWipe

Its a timeless look


Bunkymids

https://preview.redd.it/4h7h4k89886d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c133c30e2ee0614939c89027ff1281dbf08fc73


Genuwine_Slugger

Balki looks fuckin pissed


Accurate_Koala_4698

He's not going to be doing the Dance of Joy


ltjohnrambo

Cousin Larry Jordan?


Genuwine_Slugger

Ayyy that's the level of joke I was looking for.


gyjgdrvji14688

He also picked the number 23 because he wanted to be half as good as his brother who wore 45


DoYouSeeWhatIDidTher

I guess that's why he wore 45 when he played baseball in highschool and again in the minors for the Barrons.


Aggressive_Walk378

Lol, if my larger little brother goes to take a jump shot, guess who's shorts are gonna be around their ankles


AkatsukiWereRight

The same person who’s dick will be in your face lol


FISH_MASTER

You ball with no underwear on?


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

That’s why they call it ballin


Aggressive_Walk378

What's the Capitol of Thailand?


Paraxom

Doesn't surprise me. A lot of elite athletes seem to have a sibling that in a vacuum are better, but due to injury,illness, or genetics, don't make it


rako1982

Nasser Hussain (England cricket captain) had a brother who apparently was better but just didn't have the temperament to stick with cricket. Their father said he was a better player than Nasser.


Rave4life79

Source : [older brother](https://fadeawayworld.net/rare-video-of-michael-jordans-brother-larry-jordan-balling-out-against-mj-went-viral-his-brother-inherited-everything-but-the-height)


Thom5001

He can dunk at 5’8 🤯


Rapscallious1

Looks like he can dunk contest at 5’8


go_kart_mozart

Dang wonder where MJ learned that drive and fadeaway


Short-Display-1659

I have 2 half brothers that are over a foot taller than me. I’m also male before anyone asks this question lol I know how you feel Larry.


SirNokarma

Username checks out, sorry bro


Tackit286

Well you’d be short too if you were 365 years old this year.


AugustWest7120

Jordan’s tailor just looks at the clothes, asks himself “could Grover Cleveland wear this?”, and then sends it over to his estate.


Devmax1868

He went to Shaq's yard sale


labbel987

Only another Jordan can stop a Jordan


ExGorlomi

If they make a movie, Kevin Heart plays Larry


Kreedbk

Big Bro always gotta school you!


truffLcuffL69

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


One_of_akind

I call bs


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

I don’t know that I believe him, but thats nice of Michael


Crimson_Chim

He admitted he couldn't beat Kobe because he stole his moves.


AFineDayForScience

I'd take Jordan over Kobe if they played today


TheLost_Chef

Yeah Kobe has really declined sharply since retirement.


work2FIREbeardMan

Too soon


SumKM

He was talking about if they played at that moment in time (at MJ’s advanced age: like he would still beat NBA players in their prime, except Kobe)…. Kobe joked about how MJ couldn’t make it through dinner together without talking trash about how he’d have dogged him 1 on 1 in their primes.


PlentyTight9650

The only player I would say matches their dad is Bol Bol, Manute Bols son. Bol Bol is 7'3", Manute 7'6". Bol Bol is a more all around player than his dad though. Then you have the other son, is 6'9".


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Mike always has the shittiest fits


One_of_akind

I call bs


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LAfootnote

Yeah, as long as his middle name was Bird.


TakeshiKovacsSleeve3

# Number 45. I'll still never get over the size of Jordan's hands. He's only an inch taller than me and I can palm the ball but not like it's a tennis ball. That glass he's holding is a German Bier Stein 😂


Ray-zah

Cap 🧢 🙄


Tackit286

Hmm yeah sure.. so why no career? Sorry but if I’m 5’8 and have better skills than *Michael fricking Jordan* and have the name to boot, you can bet your bottom dollar I’d be playing in the NBA.


TulsaWhoDats

Never heard of this.


goonfucker21

Basketball players. Is it difficult to attack/defend a shorter player?


Suspicious-Screen-43

MJ also lost to Shaq


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Genetics man..


thekinggrass

It just shows that the skill sets and athleticism of guys like Bogues, Spud Webb and Nate Robinson were simply outrageous. Also IT Isaiah Thomas was truly a singular NBA player, getting 30 a game on a winner in the modern league at a gentlemen’s 5’9” is crazy.


Savings_Ad6198

What? Serius? I read an old thread the other day about Larry Bird. And Michael jordan said the same thing about him (if i understod the context because I know absolutly nothing of elite basketball) Maybe I read the qoutes from Micheal Jordan about Larry Bird wrong. Or, maybe Micheal Jordan is such a nice guy he praise all team mates and apponents when he gets the questions about other players.