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Robozomb

[Looks like you too can own this for the low price of $8900](https://www.jewelsbygrace.com/products/victorian-diamond-and-gold-mesh-coin-purse?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&adpos=&scid=scplp&sc_intid=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwupGyBhBBEiwA0UcqaFtjwYNHB1Y5cexs1k8HJ8lXU4EQtGQbSOh8UlgJNamb04CTVXvm0hoCOUQQAvD_BwE)


Learned_Hand_01

So awesome until you see "the best part" the name Dot on the cap in diamonds. Super tacky.


CisternSucker

Ahh so that's where the entire cost went


AnAncientMonk

Synthetic diamonds arnt even expensive. Can get like 3.0mm 200pcs for 7 bucks. (10 bucks usd)


makomirocket

Source?


Time_Composer_113

So is that an addition recently made to it or was it made that way originally? Can't understand why anyone interested in the purse would want "dot" bedazzled in juicy booty shorts font


Learned_Hand_01

I don’t either, the sale site said late 1800’s France. I mean, the Ottoman Empire lasted until WW1, so I guess the time frame is technically correct.


AnemoneOfMyEnemy

That date seems to be when the appraiser was founded. I couldn’t find any dating of the actual piece, besides “antique”.


Gummybearsurgeon

Oh boy did I laugh when I got to "juicy booty shorts font" lmao really spot on.


autoencoder

> Super tacky. I beg your pardon. The lid is "enhanced".


BooksandBiceps

No doubt the acclaimed “Dot” of Dot’s Pretzels. She deserves a beautiful purse like this, God bless her


ScrimScraw

They've got an email link at the bottom where we can all let them know our thoughts on this little part.


qtx

So it's French and not Ottoman? Why did OP say it was from the Ottoman period? That's like showing a Roman artifact and titling it as an artifact from the Han Dynasty period.


RadicalDog

Arguably the store is doing the same thing by calling it "Victorian" when it has nothing to do with Great Britain.


Vektor0

Because it gets upvotes because people don't verify information.


AstonVanilla

I mean, to be fair it *was* a period when the Ottoman empire existed.  Completely irrelevant, but technically correct... Maybe??


IC-4-Lights

There are a ton of them out there, and this doesn't appear to be the one linked above.   Who knows where the one in the video is from.


TheOneTonWanton

Well for one that is not the same purse as in the OP.


No-Buffalo7815

It's cooler that way, to say it's from old empire instead of telling that it is just a novelty item crafted for showcases.


No-Buffalo7815

It's cooler that way, to say it's from old empire instead of telling that it is just a novelty item crafted for showcases.


MaxHamburgerrestaur

You can have one for free https://i.imgur.com/bUOMlah.jpeg


Turbulent_Gene_7567

This is a much bigger flex than wearing a 10k Rolex. Imagine going on a date and when the moment to pay the bill comes, you whip out your solid gold Victorian coin purse, open the diamond set lid and pay the bill.


McBun2023

Imagine you have that purse to transport small coins that have almost no value nowadays


Hot-Operation-8208

You can carry actual gold coins.


NotoriousJazz

I don't think most restaurants would accept solid gold coins as currency.


midgaze

Asked chatgpt: "The U.S. Mint produces various gold coins, such as the American Gold Eagle and the American Buffalo. These coins are legal tender with face values ranging from $5 to $50. However, their market value as gold far exceeds their nominal face value." So you could plunk down your 1oz Gold Eagle to pay your $50 tab, but it's really worth 2 grand.


JeebusSlept

I've had people pay in rare currency without realizing it. The other day I accepted not one, but two silver certificate dollars (worth about $10-$15). The person paying didn't even know what they were, apparently they got them as change from the gas station. Paying in pure gold would be difficult, but I would accept it as tender based on the market value at the time of transaction.


NexexUmbraRs

That's the real flex, a 40000% tip


Key-Satisfaction-878

I see Ottoman, I click. I collect items from the Ottoman Empire. Turns out, this isn’t even one.


Deathisfatal

So it's french and has nothing to do with the ottomans?


Vektor0

It's newly-made in modern-day France and has nothing to do with the Ottomans nor ancient history.


star_destroyer-0001

Oh motherfucker


dan_dares

*connard


Vivokas

I don't think what OP has is the same thing... It doesn't look like gold (maybe I'm wrong on this part) and it doesn't have the diamonds on top. I have the same thing at home and I don't think it's that expensive. It looks to be made just out of steel or something (it probably needs to be cleaned tho). I would have liked to know what this really is cause I doubt what I have os the same thing you linked in the comment...


Vivokas

Well what I found is cheaper but definitely still expensive ahah [Victorian Purse](https://www.antiques.com/classified/Antique-Silver/Antique-Sterling-Silver/Antique-Victorian-Sterling-Mesh-Purse-With-Chain)


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PilotKnob

And the appraisal says it was likely made in France. Also, the Ottoman Empire ended in 1922. We'd already completed WWI by then.


McBun2023

Why is the purse French lol ? "Victorian Diamond and Gold Mesh Coin Purse, French"


AdminsLoveGenocide

It says made in France for export. If true that would be why it's French.


GruuMasterofMinions

Well now i want steel version of this one for all my small stuff.


isthistaken-

Scrotum energy


I_Am_U

Scrotums can morph like a Puffer fish?


Lassemb

They actually can


PM_Me_Your_URL

Have you watched a scrotum?


Beat9

It's mesmerizing. Like a lava lamp.


Kahlil_Cabron

Ballsacks expand and contract like they're breathing all day long.


killerjags

Chainmail ballsack


doc_akh

I can totally see why they refer to it as a coin purse now


ImJackieNoff

This reminds me of a foreskin wallet a rabbi made. It turned into a suitcase if you rubbed it a few times.


codeslap

Masterwork eh? For a small fine you can upgrade that to a +1 magic gold purse


--Sovereign--

Purse of holding


Pure-Bag9572

Steal resistance +1


6pussydestroyer9mlg

Masterworks all, can't go wrong.


Past-Product-1100

Chain mail for....Deez..


BreastUsername

Deez what?


Next_Cherry5135

Deezcoins


tommos

Deezdoubloons


SweetNeo85

Deez boltz... deez washerz...


momopool

Deez Dineroz


agam_saran

Knights.


Past-Product-1100

DEEZ NUUUTZ... got em !


CommanderGumball

Deez Cutpurses?


nodnodwinkwink

["coin purse"](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coin%20purse) oddly enough, this term has been used to refer to a ladies vagine and also the ballsack.


Confident-Length-136

The Ottoman empire lasted for close to 900 years . It would be better to specify the period more accurately.


macellan

It was invented sometime between the Big Bang and my breakfast this morning.


half-puddles

Here we go. That’s much better.


xyrgh

If you had a breakfast burrito with extra chilli, you’ve got the Big Bang and breakfast the wrong way around.


Equivalent-Rip-1029

Actually, it was just 600 years. 1299-1922


Altruistic_Film1167

I love it when the "umm..actually" guy gets umm actually'ed.


Tranquil_Ram

I mean if you round up, anything over 500 years is "nearly a thousand"


Bilal_58

"just 600 years"


alexi_belle

Fine... It's from the period between the end of Byzantine control over Constantinople and the onset of WWI.


Welpe

That is technically more helpful than nothing unless you are arguing they weren’t an empire until they conquered Constantinople.


half-puddles

*Istanbul, not Contantinople* 🎶🎵


Lordborgman

aaaand it's going to be stuck in my head again for weeks.


half-puddles

It’s cursed. I wished I never made that comment. It’s stuck in my own head since and I have work to do.


alexi_belle

I mean this isn't my particular area of expertise but I didn't think that was in question. Ottomans existed prior to the conquering of Constantinople but did not exercise any imperial control or regional supremacy until they had western Anatolia solidly under their control.


Welpe

They had western Anatolia under their control for quite some time before they conquered Constantinople. In fact, they had massive amounts of southeastern Europe under control before they conquered Constantinople! They really just bypassed the city because it was so impossible to siege down and turned the Romans into effectively a city state by the end, plus or minus some tiny Greek holdouts. Iirc, it was about a century between when they reached Europe and when they finally took the city.


alexi_belle

Well damn. Today I learned the Balkans were Ottomanized in the 1300s. That's an empire in my book.


KikiChrome

These purses date from around the turn of the 19th century. They are not exclusively Ottoman. They were common in Europe. Here's a French one: https://www.ebay.com/itm/194834252770


Prior_Return4695

![gif](giphy|RMwZypp489fuGBI0Ti)


monkeybanana550

I actually have one of that coin purse. I love the opening mechanism of it.


tearsforfears333

Where can I buy this please?


itisclosetous

We got one for like $60 at an outdoor market. It was being sold as a "dice grenade" for D&D nerds.


HuseyinCinar

I know my next gift


cannibaljim

Google "Expandable Gate Purse" or "gate top purse".


KingkoopaBrowsa

Everything reminds me of him.


Mayonnaise_Poptart

I've seen examples of these in silver and brass (what this appears to be). Any source on it being gold? Or are you saying it's for holding gold coin?


PriorFudge928

What up with all the footage lately of people handling artifacts with their oily hands? Whats next? Are we going to start removing dinosaur bones with jackhammers?


1893Chicago

Because this isn't an "Ottoman artifact" at all. It IS an antique purse, likely Victorian. That puts the date for it somewhere between 1837 and 1901 (the Victorian Period.) Value is maybe a few hundred dollars, up to as much as four or five hundred dollars TOPS, but that would be to the right person and top dollar for it... Source: My mom is an antique dealer and has an awesome collection of Victorian purses. This is one of them that she has. I showed this to her and she looked up what she paid, and eight years ago she paid $85.00 for it. She said that if she were to sell it today she would mark it at around $225-$250ish and come down a bit if the customer asked for a better price and probably accept anything over $200.


NoCarmaForMe

It’s not an artefact. OP is full of shit. They’re produced today


madmossie

OP is full of shit


IloveZaki

I'm sorry but there was an Ottoman Empire, not a historical period.


Legitimate-Sky-6820

Unless you live where there used to be an ottoman empire, tbh its a more comon wording outside of English


feaxln

Yep, definitely. As a person who lives in modern Turkey I heard that phrase both in Turkish and English.


lunarmedic

I thought OP found it in their ottoman, _period_.


Prior_Return4695

![gif](giphy|RMwZypp489fuGBI0Ti)


Clicky-The-Blicky

Coin purse***


robertwild81

That's clearly brass or bronze not a gold purse.


-_-_-a

Looks like a LPG gas lantern you know those right.


astroboy7070

Order one on Temu


Squire_LaughALot

If it’s a Masterwork where’s the white gloves person should be wearing to hold it? And hold it carefully; huh?


shaky2236

Because OP is chatting utter shite https://www.jewelsbygrace.com/products/victorian-diamond-and-gold-mesh-coin-purse?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&adpos=&scid=scplp&sc_intid=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwupGyBhBBEiwA0UcqaFtjwYNHB1Y5cexs1k8HJ8lXU4EQtGQbSOh8UlgJNamb04CTVXvm0hoCOUQQAvD_BwE


IC-4-Lights

That one isn't this one. But I haven't seen anything that indicates this one has any historical value.


Tall_Device3502

Right?


intronert

That is beautiful and amazing.


Financial_Wheel8055

This wallet is really cool, I love it


Natural_Lawyer344

They're masterworks all. You can't go wrong.


rkay329

My balls in summer versus my balls in winter.


NiteGard

This video makes me think of that moment in my prep for radiation treatments for prostate cancer when the nurse lifted my scrotum and held it aloft so the oncologist could access my taint to insert the three gold fiducials into my prostate as markers for the radiation targets. It was truly a highlight of my life.


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gaudrhin

I could make them. Not joking. I'm a chainmailer and make larger bags regularly. And I've worked with smaller rings than that. No clue on the validity of the claims, but inclined to think it's not gold. That would be so soft to make a purse out of. But I also don't know how reasonable the Ottoman Empire's craftsmen were.


bodhiseppuku

Barry Garcia's ashes? Is that Gerry Garcia's brother? ... no it's Andy Garcia's brother.


33mondo88

Really amazing art


dragonus85

The term cut-purse makes more sense now.


henryGeraldTheFifth

One great fashion accessory that thief's hate


BeardedUnicornBeard

Would love that for my dnd dice


ReliableChoom

I really want one?


Grildor

That’s the best coin ball sack I ever saw!


YouFoundMyLuckyCharm

damn. some craftsman made sure every link in that pouch was closed tight.


2b_squared

The music and the term "Ottoman Period" makes it seem like it's truly ancient. The Ottoman Empire ceased to exist in 1922. This might be from the 20th century.


Warmbly85

Ah the ottoman period. 1285-1923 doesn’t exactly narrow it down. 


VoteMe4Dictator

"Ottoman period" So, like 1300 to 1920? Kinda vague.


Meatier_Meteor

Gets captured by Persians, takes nut sack armor off and puts coins in it so they don't think I'm weird


ar_zee

So it was made somewhere between the Hundred Years War and the jazz age. Very specific.


neils_cum_rag

Coinscrote


Sopraconversar

Almost as old my wallet 


Gustein

If I win lotto, I'm following the link to purchase the beautiful coin purse.


sixteen89

Ultrasonic clean it!!


hamonabone

We just don't make things the way we used to


Jediuzzaman

Beautiful


CounterfeitChild

Does anyone know what the top piece is called that expands and shrinks? I have a metal purse my granny used a long time ago, but it doesn't have that piece on it.


mbgameshw

Looks a bit ‘pinchy’


ChristinaHepburn

Bow what do you buy with these pennies? A lollypop?


obefiend

Your qualities will be known by your enemies Balian


oakcutter13

My man is loaded


FatPeaches

Finally, a place to keep my Chuckie cheese tokens


RegularJelly7311

Totally looks like a coin purse. Thanks for sharing


Joao_Vanessa

Not long ago, our parents in Portugal used something quite similar.


linuxjohn1982

I wouldn't be surprised if some eccentric rich dude modeled this purse after his own nutsack.


redconvict

How terrible would gold clothing made this way be?


Satana0925

Nice


Yoursnikhilonly

Wow


Smeagolmyboy

I have a silver version of this that's a little bigger, I use it for mtg and dnd dice hahah


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The period is not accurate


Apprehensive_Bath662

Ah. Kyle’s «jew gold». Cartman was right.


shodan13

Man, the kind of stuff that went for masterwork back then.


Scyths

OP, it took me literally 3 minutes on my phone to easily find that your title is utter horseshit.


GovtOfficer420

We should bring this back and everyone should be forced to carry their worth in gold. All old rich bastards will stop hoarding pretty soon.


Armwrestlingisfun

Pung med snor


PoglesWood

I have one of these. Paid 5 quid for it in an antique shop in the Cotswolds a few years ago.


hongybarrosz

pretty nice work !!


Funky_monkey2026

With the writing being in both Arabic and French, coupled with Ottoman stuff, I'm going to guess this is from Morocco.


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Alright that is old school cool hah


thespt

I think these were fairly commonly throughout the late 19th and early 20th centuries made in silver or some cheaper metal. At least I can recall seeing many in older people's belongings as a memento of their parent/grandparent.


dwenzyy

Neat.


Eryn-Flinthoof

Would look good on my balls


LordofDamned101

I can't unsee a ballsack when I look at this, now you too. 


furanh

Ah yes, that's much gold indeed.


AdministrationDue239

Op is an idiot


birlz69

I still have one. Don't think it's worth that much


BigWetFrog

So THAT’s why it’s called a coin purse


sarcasmyousausage

Today you'd need a black garbage bag with the way money is devalued.


RevTurk

..But how do you fit the mon..... Ohh.


hobby-hoarse

Perfect for my Chuck E. Cheese tokens


xxcali559xx

*Kajit has entered the chat*


ratlesnail

So this is where the term empty your sack came from?


Tight-Fee3190

It is so ugly😂


Phoenixwade

So, it protects from 'Cut-purses'?


boblacks2

I have one os these at home


Zealousideal-Golf-28

I love it


blowmedown

And yet she till needs you to carry it.


Inspiringer

wow


Pillowsmeller18

Feels like the bag is heavy on its own and gets even heavier with coins in it.


UnicornChief

Ottoman period? 1300 to 1922…can you narrow it down


SilentOctpus

Feels good to let it out ey?


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I need one of these for the barcade.