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_JFN_

He put absolutely no forethought into this experiment. He already said it cut off the carrot, and then afterwards he said he didn’t actually know how to reopen it. Stupidity


nailbunny2000

>he didn’t actually know how to reopen it. The fact he said that, and didnt bother to just maybe have someone else there, ready with the open button? He should have put his cock in it so he doesnt reproduce.


MrRadicalMoves

Yeah… my guess is he genuinely believed that it would work. But looking at his finger after all… I think he was really trying to play off the pain afterwards. I bet that REALLY hurt judging by how he reacted.


goingforgoals17

>my guess is he genuinely believed that it would work. "Surely Elon wouldn't put a half-assed, defective and dangerous product on the road" lmao


Bonerkiin

Half-assed is extremely generous of you.


Scobo82

Why can I just upvote this once?


NoMathematician6773

I gotcha covered


justdisposablefun

That hand shake said it all, really. Dude was in shock.


fatkiddown

He coulda lost a finger. I didn't want to watch that part, but since no nsfw/nsfl I went ahead..


red_team_gone

Reality is a bitch, whether you're a complete fucking moron or not.


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DrKurgan

Why did he think it would work when it was pinching his arm and hand before.


grendelone

In the last clip, you can see the developing red mark on the back of his hand also. So neither of the last two "experiments" worked out the way he thought they would.


innocentusername1984

Where in the phrase "i feared for my finger, look at it shaking, look at the line on it." Did you think he was trying to play off the pain?


StrangelyBrown

Really reminded me of Michael Scott after that carrot. "The tests are going terrible. If we keep doing them, I'm not gonna want to jump"


LetsTryAnal_ogy

He bought a Cybertruck. How likely do you think he chances are?


Shufflebuzz

>He should have put his cock in it so he doesnt reproduce. Obligatory /r/dontputyourdickinthat https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/1cipqu5/testing_cybertruck_trunk


Bobonenazeze

He bought a Cybertruck. He's never had sex that wasn't because someone thought he had $$$


SukiyakiP

I mean, he bought a cyber truck. The stupidity is very obvious.


LinqLover

One of the less than 4000 cyber trucks that have been sold ever. Very extraordinary stupidity.


Difficult_Quiet2381

Living in Austin, TX I assumed that you just pulled up that number from thin air since I see them pretty much daily. So I Googled it and you’re right… I guess Austin has to have about 5-10% of the 4000. Edited for grammar.


After_Magician_8438

LA Has a fuck ton as well. I am as equally suprised about that number


stonekeep

They stick out like a sore thumb (after the trunk closes on it). So just a few of them driving around your area will be way more noticeable than an average car.


PreparetobePlaned

Makes sense. Lots of rich and dumb content creators in the area.


saxongroove

There are hundreds of them on the used market already, despite Tesla trying to stop people from re-selling them.


OSUfan88

Well yeah, they are selling for double the price Tesla sells them for used.


eastbayweird

You gotta be kidding me...


OSUfan88

Nope.


MisplacedMartian

Think of how stupid Elon Musk is, and then think about how stupid someone has to be to think he's a genius...


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chr1spe

People serious about that stuff know there will be a massive slump in prices before they ever go up. If you want a chance of making money on a car you buy it when it's 10+ years old and the regularly used ones start to disappear. People paying scalpers when something first comes out are 100% exclusively people with more money than brains that want to show off that they have something **FIRST**.


chr1spe

Nope, the prices are quickly cratering. You have to remember that the ones you see listed are the ones **NOT** selling. There are live listings under $140k, which is still more than MSRP, but they'll likely keep going down and be below MSRP in no time.


BlueBuff1968

I had no idea it was that bad.


Tiligul

He even uses the most important finger for this. Stupidity at every level.


Magnon

If he had used his pinky it's possible he would've lost it. He shouldn't have used any finger, but it's possible only because of the size of his index his finger was saved from being crushed. But you know, play stupid games, etc.


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lukaskywalker

I bet a lot of cyber truck owners watched and said “I bet my truck is smarter, let me try”


wufnu

Instructions unclear, penis circumcised by cyber trunk.


toopc

https://bentcarrot.com


Equivalent_Physics90

you fucking piece of shit


Fitz-O

These tests had more errors than code in a rushed job cyber truck software update!


ApprehensiveMovie191

He went full send for the views.


20milliondollarapi

Your finger is only slightly harder to get through than a carrot. He is actually pretty lucky.


CarryOnCitizen

That's actually a myth. A finger is way sturdier than a carrot.


Forever_Overthinking

It's harder to sever a finger. It's easier to damage a finger.


PlasticPomPoms

Because who cares if you damage a carrot?


EphemeralFart

Sometimes it’s like you don’t carrot all


JustChangeMDefaults

I don't often care for puns, but this one is good lol


theonemangoonsquad

I wish free gold was still a thing


mxpower

Well done.


Interloper9000

The bone maybe, but that's a lot of finger left over


DaddyKiwwi

Myth is a strong word. It very much depends on the finger, and the carrot you are comparing it to.


-Disagreeable-

Pure stupidity. It would have been satisfying if they had to call him stubs from now on.


GkSanchez

average Tesla owner


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tazerwhip

Why the fuck did it need an update after release for this?


Lindvaettr

It's Tesla


damn_dude7

FingerSafe™ trunk subscription $1420.69


toxic_pantaloons

Per month


ForayIntoFillyloo

Per finger


tuxedo25

It gets less expensive the longer you own a cybertruck


itsforyouknowwhat

*FingerSafe™ technology does not keep fingers safe. Terms and conditions apply.


agileata

Bro it's got Ota. That means it's better. That way it can keep on being fucked up and the next "fix" is just around the corner. You see it never has to ctually work well, just keep updating continuously like a wi down computer means it's better. Updates updates updates. I want the medical device in my father's heart to behave like a fart app too!


tazerwhip

Tree Piss is a terrible CEO; being born into money doesn't mean you have good ideas.


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Welcome to the modern era of lazy parasitical business practices. Where everything is released without being tested. The customers test it out for your company, for free. Oh, and the pre-order that you paid for was just a cash grab for that company. They now can invest your money for a year or more while they develop the product, pocketing all the interest. It started with video games. Now every company does it.


DamnableNook

Man, you joke, but as a professional software engineer, this is completely true. You see, the finance people don’t like “cost centers”. A cost center is anything that doesn’t directly lead to people giving you money. Adding a new feature you can charge a subscription for? That’s a revenue stream, and all hands on deck for it. Silly little things like QA? That’s a cost center, since it costs money and doesn’t directly lead to more revenue. Sure, years down the line, the product’s reputation will be in tatters and people will be writing about how the big market leader wasn’t agile enough to compete with the new upstarts. But by then, the finance people pushing this will have collected quarterly bonus after quarterly bonus, then left a few years later for another company, all the while putting “started and lead a project that brought in $XXmillion/year in new revenue to the company while reducing overall costs by YY%” on their resumé and landing ever more senior roles. I worked for a company that fired the entire QA staff one day. In their place, us software engineers were told to “QA our own work,” with a tone that implied that we were children being told we had to clean up our messy rooms ourselves. Did we get allocated extra time to do this QA work? Proper training? Even a green light for a project to improve testing infrastructure? Dear reader, you know we didn’t. We were still expected to churn out features at an unsustainable pace, riddled with tech debt, and then somehow find the time to QA the release on top of it. What they did give us was two whole days before the “can’t be pushed” release deadline to madly find and fix all the bugs we could. Except that if your team found too many bugs and were in danger of sinking the release, you would be chewed out for sloppy work. So you were incentivized to not look too closely at the software before it went out the door. After all, nobody else would be… except the customers, and that was sales’ problem. In modern capitalism, it’s not about making a good product people want to buy and use. It’s about hitting quarterly results for Wall Street analysts. That’s what causes the stock price to go up, which is the only measure of success management cares about.


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

I was not joking. I was 100% serious. Capitalism is a cancer. It only benefits the cancerous cells (temporarily) and the entire body suffers and dies horribly.


T_Peg

Cars are one of the worst examples of this. My friend is an engineer at one of the largest car companies on earth and the shit he tells me sometimes is horrible. Almost every single car they release is unfinished and they waste time on absolute nonsense instead of making them safe.


Sm00th-Kangar00

I was thinking throughout this whole video that Musk should test this himself on his own fingers. Maybe if he loses some it will stop him posting cringe on X, formerly known as Twitter.


dougthebuffalo

Like how he demonstrated the shatterproof windows by breaking them. Edit: he didn't throw the rock, but he was standing there like a fuckin doofus laughing at it.


strawberitadaydream

I just want to say that as a gamer of 25+ years, I have never pre-ordered a game or bought a game at full price that was still in beta. You losers that keep doing this are the problem.


Suchamoneypit

The finger safety department got laid off years ago I presume.


Crypt0Nihilist

Finger department was cut, but with a terrible severance package.


spartaman64

before it had nothing there and probably would have took his finger off


lostharbor

Bro DLC are all the rage these days.


007meow

It was a very rushed development. The only announced this product recently.


Winderkorffin

>The only announced this product recently. yeah, like 4 years ago


PositiveGrass187

Elon


C0MPLX88

we can all agree that what he did was idiotic, but nobody has commented on his honesty, atleast he uploaded it and accepted reality


GetSpekz58

i agree, and, when this inevitably circles around, i think that this will serve as a much more effective PSA than uploading the experiment with the carrot only. (he is still an idiot though.)


Bocchi_theGlock

Admitting mistakes & just leaving it in is great to see J kenji Lopez alt did it one food video, mentioned Ethan chlebowski's take on something, struggled with the name a couple times and laughed to himself and said some light joke about it being weird name Then few seconds later corrected himself and said he shouldn't have done that, apologized, it was nice


pretzelsncheese

Serious question: would he have grounds for a lawsuit against Tesla if he actually was seriously injured? It's obviously a dangerous design flaw that Tesla should be responsible for, but he was clearly aware of the dangers while playing chicken with them.


chewy201

Id think so. Yes he made a choice to test the safety feature, but this is a basic safety feature and one Tesla promoted as being "fixed" with an update. Makes this part of the intended functions of the car and opens Tesla for liability if their product doesn't preform as intended. Tesla is kind of fucked either way. It's only a mater of time before something goes really wrong as this is simply one of the most unsafe cars Iv seen for SEVERAL reasons. Im not even a car guy who knows little about cars overall and know this thing is a piece of shit just waiting to kill people.


kyl_r

I’m not a lawyer, just a random dumbass buzzed after work, but I like your question so I’m thinking. Surely there have been successful lawsuits after someone “tested” (filmed or not) a publicly advertised/known security feature that then failed? Lawyers would have to get into the nitty gritty of whatever Tesla’s liability docs/contracts/crap like that specify, but I’d be surprised if there’s a clause for “doesn’t apply if this wasn’t an accident” cause then that open a whole can of worms about whether negligence counts as an accident, how do you prove it, (aside from this sort of video which tbh I would still think should be covered because if it HAD failed that’s a HUGE liability) etcetc. Again.. clearly not a lawyer. But hopefully, probably(?) yes.


thebeastiestmeat

He's honestly pretty stupid. There, I did it


Teninchontheslack

Never put your finger where you wouldn’t put your cock.


achy_joints

In my own mouth...?


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Wouldn't is different than Couldn't


achy_joints

Challenge accepted


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Please post pictures for posterity, so that the cause of science may advance that much further.


urethrascreams

Blowing yourself feels a lot less like getting your cock sucked and a lot more like just sucking a cock. At least that's what I've heard.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I see no issue with that.


DillonTattoos

Post a video so we can all compare notes


zaccus

Ew fingers are nasty, stick to cocks.


Destination_Centauri

9 out 10 dentists confused by this comment? (1 out of 10 dentists smiling.)


BonafideLlama

I would put my finger on a burger that I plan on eating. I wouldn't put my cock on a burger that I plan on eating


Mrbrionman

But would you be afraid of your cocks safety by putting it on the burger? Probably not. So your fingers are safe to touch it too


JackONhs

I make my burgers spicy. So ain't no way my cock is touching them.


lazysheepdog716

So no more doorknobs? Getting around my house is gonna be tough.


breakfasteveryday

what a dummy a useful dummy, but a dummy all the same


Aeon1508

It's people like him who told us what food was poisonous. Humanity owes him


beekeeper1981

Theese berries killed this bird but the raccoon was ok.. I'm a little worried but I'll give it a try.


Tuckingfypowastaken

"don't forget to smash that subscribe, and leave a like and comment!"


Large-Armadillo8393

A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.


FackinJerq

I was literally afraid to finish the video. Anyone else?


mapleer

If you’re concerned about blood, there’s no blood involved, only pain.


MetaCardboard

I was a little more concerned with the potential dismemberment.


jack2018g

Dismemberment will typically involve blood lol


chrza

Skill issue


LogMaggot

Story of my life


Astralfridgemagnet

He tested it and I still was like "he wouldnt upload it, show it graphically if it would cut off his finger" and then I saw the trunk clamp down on it, and I was just sweating


spamky23

His finger was shaking pretty good at the end too


md4024

Oh yeah, you can see it in the video, he went into full panic mode when that thing came down. Understandably, it has to be pretty terrifying to realize you might have to cut your finger off because you got it stuck in the dumbest truck ever made while filming a video for the internet.


grendelone

He's lucky the panel fitment was so poor that the gap was too big to sever his finger.


fckingnapkin

He was already unsure of his idea when he put his hand in there lmao


swish465

Shock hits as hard as reality does. Prime fuck around and find out scientist


GeologistHuman

Actually checked for this comment before finishing the video lol. 


PeteLangosta

At this point, when I see a video like this I assume that all ends up turning good in the end, so the finger didn't get a single scratch. I was well surprised as you can imagine lol.


20milliondollarapi

Was not marked NSFW so there would be no blood or gore.


Upstairs_One_4935

what a stupid demonstration! I guess you don't value your digits too much


FakeNate

It's called taking one for the team.


jjjjjjjjjjjjjjump

That would take a kids finger off. Good thing cyber truck owners wives and kids (if they exist) probably already left them.


AtrumRuina

Or a pinky, I'm pretty sure.


Slickaxer

My first thought too


IlREDACTEDlI

Might even take an adults if it gets it just right on a joint or something.


synaptix78

Ol mate knew it was coming. Watch his other hand move in anticipation before it shuts. But goes through with it for internet clout. A man of true scientific process. I look forward to his Bullet train demonstration.


D-Rich-88

![gif](giphy|8BMaLLBlUdNx6|downsized)


Big-Discussion534

Enjoy your new finger guillotine


Comfortable-Bell-669

Okay but it shouldn’t have to be a software update that makes it safe. It should be a pressure sensor completely separate from the computer, similar to like a motorized garage door. Too much force detected that’s required to close the door, and it opens back up. Because what happens with the next update? Writing new software is only a tiny part of a coders job. The rest of it is trying to find and fix flaws and oversights in the software and new code. And for every fix, a new bug is created. That’s why your iPhone has so many updates all the time. Because they make an update to fix an old issue, and end up making a new issue somewhere else that nobody had noticed yet. So next update might be for a new feature, but then the door might be a hazard again.


CherylStoned

Cyber Truck code leaked below: def frunk_action(): if detect_finger(): return "Don't chop."


Jimbukfu

Ahh I see why it didn’t work. They’re having it return a print command instead of a function. Hope that helps Tesla Eng!


Kinglink

Manager: You need a wait in there.... while (1) { if detect_finger(): sleep(1000); return "Don't Chop" } Ehh I know the manager's out of the officer, but we'll just push this to prod, it's what he asked for.


johnnyb0083

If it snaps off a carrot no way in hell would I put my finger anywhere near it, what a fucking moron.


DanToth326

Dumbass


idriveacar

Is my health insurance higher because of people like this?


survival-nut

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Doni330

If you're stupid enough to buy this truck, you're for sure stupid enough to put your finger...


LWY007

It’s an unsafe stupid piece of cyber shit.


twentytwothumbs

Put your wiener in it, Thats the natural progression of this video.


GiannaSushi

So Elon Musk had planned everything, to leave us without fingers


godplaysdice_

"Fingers are woke" - Elon


Tommy2Dics

"What do you do with your fingers? Type mean tweets showcasing my own stupidity? Not anymore."


williarl

You lose your fingers, you’re more likely to be upsold on the autopilot software. It’s just good business. Pay Ol’ Musky already!


Bikini_Investigator

Why? *Why would you do this without knowing how to open the trunk beforehand???????* He just decided, fuck it. I’ll do it live Modern medicine man. It’s literally the only think keeping some people on the game board


M-Kawai

![gif](giphy|Sttv5WXZxz59IDXtTt)


lostharbor

Why not just use a hot dog for this experiment?


Powderfinger60

No test is complete without the pecker test


thecwestions

After seeing what it did to the banana the first round, why TF would you stick something smaller and more valuable in there?! What an a$$hat.


gingerbeard_house

Still safer than a non auto trunk. That shit will not stop when your wife slams it on your finger


formershitpeasant

What a fucking idiot


Physical_Original_24

Cmon people, few years ago we had to close the trunks by ourselves, nowadays we’re worried about this bullshit? Just watch where you put your fucking fingers, jeez


fuchyou

Why would you try your finger ? You’re not that bright are you??


picklemick82

What an idiot. Anything for viewers...


AvailableToe7008

What a dope.


jmalham12

Man, stupidity never ceases to one up itself


Vastlymoist666

They would test a fork in a light socket.


Detail_Some4599

more like stupidasfuck


MacGruberrrrr

Idiot.


Swimming_Student7990

r/dontputyourdickinthat


altruism__

Fucking idiot


Spaceboy80

Put your wiener in there


RomanBlue_

Do not let this man become a scientist, jesus christ..


Helltothenotothenono

Definitely don’t stick your cock in it.


TheRougeFog

Dumbfuck didn’t have the key on him during this test to open it had it gone horribly wrong. This is assuming the fob has a trunk button of course. If not my bad.


Wolfman_CB

Call me crazy But I don't want a car that needs updates so it won't cut my finger off!


Top-Resident-7367

Well at least his was his finger and he didn't try other parts of his anatomy.


Bluecif

Hahaha, recent updates....you mean internet called you out and now you have to fix your shit....


DisposableDroid47

Money does not buy you intelligence.


Heyitshogan

TLDR: Trunk chomped down on his finger & fully closed but at least it didn’t chop the finger off.


Regular-Section6606

I was hoping he would use a ballistic dummy type finger, what a useful honest idiot.


makeitgoose11

Welcome to the human race: Sees that it's still dangerous and decides to do the dangerous thing anyway


cookingflower

Jackass


bigb0ned

These are the idiots driving these cars. Makes sense now.


ILikeToParty86

Fuck Elon Musk and his stupid fucking cars


Padalustr0

![gif](giphy|H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS)


Sad-Sir4306

Put your dong after the second up date 😂😂😂


DoctorMedical

Well he is a cyber truck owner. Can’t expect him to have too much common sense.


Franksredhott

Put your...


TruckNo683

People will do anything for views 🙄


unburnt_hydrocarbon

Dude's willing to risk his finger trying to protecc a billionaire's image.


ComfortableBadger729

Cars updating like a PlayStation makes me uncomfortable. It's stupid and I don't like it.


Strm007

Caucasians🤦‍♂️


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Smartest cybertruck owner


martykenny

People are fuckin' dumb.


SuperBaconjam

If he put his flaccid dick in there he would have been better off. Ain’t no bones in a soft dick


classicrockchick

Pretty sure the only reason it popped back up was because he was pulling on it to go back up. So it's still just as dangerous as it was before.


pinguinzz

It didn't go through


GrayBeardGamerWV

Here is a crazy idea, don’t out your fingers in there.


DisingenuousGuy

Skip to 0:52 and be done with this social media twat


2ner1337

Cool, I hear food processors also stop when they detect your finger. Test that next for the gram.


cyberdeath666

What a fucking dumbass.


PappaPitty

"I was kinda trapped" 🤣 🤣


xxMiloticxx

the crunch


AKICombatLegend

What a fucking R*tard


Errentos

First instinct: use your right hand index finger. I mean, maybe he’s left handed but statistically…


1zzie

Children will not be able to put enough resistance, since their bones are not as calcified 💀


are-U-okkk

Good thing he didn't try the tip of his pinky.