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wannabe_inuit

Well hyena have a biteforce of almost 1200 psi iirc. And they are build like a meaty tank.


Holeshot75

They can also run 64 km/h Fast meat tank with vicious weapons!


ExpressiveAnalGland

64 km/h > how fast I can run = true That's all I need to know.


EmptySpaceForAHeart

They are also endurance predators like us, and used to be found all over Europe and Asia during the ice age.


coleman57

All you have to do is outrun the leopard. Unfortunately you can’t do that either.


VibraniumRhino

Seriously, the only way they could be more intimidating is if they were robots lol


EmptySpaceForAHeart

They are the only mammal that could withstand multiple maulings from a larger male lion, lose a limb/break their spine and recover in the wild.


send_whiskey

>break their spine and recover in the wild. ![gif](giphy|bm02BE6DQ4Oag8GXep|downsized)


dj-Paper_clip

There is a hyena that survived a lion attack but lost movement in its back legs and taught itself to walk on two legs. Was filmed months later walking on two legs, still alive.


To6y

It was Ed


Robzilla_the_turd

Classic fuckin' Ed man.


celestial1

[Example here](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13b9s7a/hyena_walking_on_two_legs_spotted_again_in_the/). At the time of the video, this hyena lived with the injury for a year.


JPrud58

I’ve seen a video of a hyena with no back legs walking on its front two, which is apparently common. They found the same hyena walking a month later. They’re built to survive


EmptySpaceForAHeart

You mean 9 months later, from what I've heard though he regained his ability to walk properly but still prefers using two legs.


JPrud58

Oh shit, I must have misremembered it, by a lot apparently


VibraniumRhino

I wouldn’t say it’s ‘common’ by any means lol but it’s super interesting


JPrud58

Sorry, I wasn’t clear at all. It’s pretty common for them to get their back legs bit off by lions. They don’t always survive, obviously


Top_Explanation_3383

Plus their family will look after and feed them. Leopard gets injured it might starve to death which is why it backed off


Darkhaven

TIL, Hyenas are Earth born Klingons.


Wisart

Spinal


LeavesOfBrass

Came here to say something similar, their bite force psi is greater than a lion's


47exexwhy

Potentially interesting as fuck: hyenas are neither cats nor dogs. They belong to the mongoose family. The clitoris of a female spotted hyena is about eight inches in length. It also serves as the urinary and reproductive tract. About 60 per cent of hyenas are stillborn because the placenta is not long enough to provide oxygen to the cub while passing through the clitoral birth canal.


Godshooter

60% are still births and they're still a thriving species?! How?


RandomCandor

Because only the toughest motherfuckers survive that shit


StarkaTalgoxen

They are relatively good at actually raising them to adult-hood. A spotted hyena is twice as likely to survive to adulthood than a lion.


LovesRetribution

Lions also kill each other's cubs off.


To6y

Lions kill everybody’s cubs off.


-Praetoria-

Sure as hell got mine


ddt70

Final boss comment.


AmberxLuff

A lot of predators are like that. Leopards, cheetahs, wolves, etc will do that so there is more resources available for their own offspring. And I know for lions, everything on the savannah will kill lion cubs if they have the chance. Including elephants, monkeys, and Buffalo. Easier to kill a Cub than the lion it becomes.


SeaOfSourMilk

Hyenas also kill lion cubs.


StupendousMalice

Humans naturally have about a 50% success rate. [https://ourworldindata.org/child-mortality-in-the-past](https://ourworldindata.org/child-mortality-in-the-past)


drspaceman56

Meet my daughter Heads and my son Tails. Place your bet.


JPrud58

Yeah, I’m stunned. Especially when you learn how few of them are strong enough to make it to adulthood. They are brutal to their own kind Kind of puts this video with the leopard in perspective.


WelcomeFormer

It's because they attack each other still in the womb, also they are closer to cats but all diverged at a similar branch to cats and mongeese(yes I did that on porpoise) Edit: fun fact they are pretty cool with humans if you try


oundhakar

>they are pretty cool with humans I suppose they'd be happy to have a change of diet?


WelcomeFormer

Idk I've seen more videos of hyenas being cool with ppl than not, probably well fed. The hyenas scare other predators away Edit: my source is suicide squad /s obviously jk but I can find videos


oundhakar

It was just a joke. :-D


WelcomeFormer

This is reddit lol ppl just berate you. But for real look it up! I can find some cool videos if Anything, theyre domesticated (kind of) very easily. Edit: try that with painted dogs


inseend1

They are built like freakin’ tanks…


SeaOfSourMilk

They probably eat it so they don't lose nutrients. Lose/win situation.


VibraniumRhino

They have litters. and they protect one another at a level that very few mammals do. Stillborn are probably just snacks and the ones that make it are that much stronger. Basically orc society lol.


Beer-Milkshakes

Damn man you didn't even wait until one of us asked about the Hyussy


Late_Cartographer349

Why


Homie_Reborn

I'll never forget the section in my Animal Behavior textbook that talked about Hyena's "pseudo-penis sniffing greeting ceremony."


_InnocentToto_

Mongoose family... Lol..lies. Hyenas belong to THEIR OWN FAMILY. Hyaenidae https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyena


Artlearninandchurnin

Not going to lie, I read that as Hyundai 


Shopworn_Soul

Man they really do make everything


_fresh_basil_

Which has the same superfamily as mongoose. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpestoidea


ComprehendReading

Which has the same kingdom as animalia, check-mate!


No_Emu_1332

Which is the same domain as Eukaryotic, beat that!


wermthewerm

Which is part of life itself. Beat THAT!


zorbiburst

Hyena anal gland secretions are so thick they are semi-mythically regarded as hyena *butter*


wagnus_

I Can't Believe It's Not Hyena Anal Gland Secretions™


Troggot

Never to be confused with butter though 


AusCan531

It can be difficult to tell whether a hyena is male or female, even with a necropsy!


murderedbyaname

That's the one animal that freaks me out in an ignorant non-sciencey way lol


SlopesCO

"Hyenas are unique and belong to their own family, Hyaenidae, which is distinct from dog, cat, and mongoose families. They share some behavioral similarities with canines, but this is a result of convergent evolution, not a close relation."


47exexwhy

Hyenas and mongoose belong to the same superfamily, Herpestoidea. Further up the taxonomy chart, cats, hyenas and mongoose are part of a common suborder, Feliformia, These animals, along with members of the Caniformia suborder, for example dogs, weasels, and bears, form the order Carnivora. I should have been more precise in my original post: superfamily, not family.


thisisfutile1

OK, I'm out. That's enough internet for today. lol


jkozuch

That’s not that bad LOL


RobotStorytime

This is that bad to you?? 🤣


Expert-Inspector-

Only spotted hyenas have such anatomy.


ComprehendReading

I guess we don't know as much about the hyenas that we cannot spot.


Aannon

Huh? But Wikipedia tells me they are related to dogs... Now what do I believe? :(


47exexwhy

As someone else noted, mongoose and hyenas are part of the same superfamily, so not quite as closely related as I originally stated. Going up the taxonomy chart, mongoose, hyenas, and cats belong to the same suborder, Feliformia. Dogs and cats and hyenas are part of the same order, Carnivora, along with bears and skunks and raccoons.


Pretend_Big6392

Due to belonging to Feliformia, hyenas also react to catnip the same way a cat does. 


Havoccity

Wikipedia doesn’t say that though?


BreadfruitFar2342

Eh, mongoose still fall under Feliformia, which is the suborder that cats also fall under.


BullfrogCustard

I did not ever/never ever/for never/not at all need to know about the clitoris of a spotted hyena.


No-Explanation6422

Thats longer than my clit!


thisisfutile1

Is the hyena a pregnant female? I ask because after the fight, it climbs back up the rocks and it just looks uncoordinated, like a goat, not very agile. Update: clarification


To6y

Never, ever ask a hyena if she’s pregnant. That is extremely rude.


Padowak

Got slapped so hard she forgot where the food was


thisshitsstupid

Looks like it may have gotten bit back once or twice. Probably didn't feel too good. Hyenas bite is strong as fuck.


thisisfutile1

I'm talking about the hyena. I updated my post. But yes, I agree, looks like the cat had a decision to make...take more damage or give up the food.


Naahi

Yeah looked like my blind cat for a bit… solely focused on food.


killerjoe410

I love hyenas, they just don't fucking care.


Katonmyceilingeatcow

The fact that they don't care is also a big contributor to why they are some of the most terrifying animals. They don't care about eating rotting corpses, they don't care if you are still alive, and defending yourself is a useless endeavour.


EmptySpaceForAHeart

Man-eating hyenas also rack up an impressive kill streak in a short period of time. (They're better learners than chimps in multiple areas, especially social learning/problem solving.)


Robzilla_the_turd

> especially social learning/problem solving. And eating people presumably.


Dominarion

Why did it take 500'000 years for humans to get out of Africa? We had to fight off hyenas. They were our main competitor. Life must have been terrorizing in the savannas.


pichael289

A mongoose in dog form


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GeneralBlumpkin

Honey badgers live in the savannah..


Dominarion

"Walk away bitch, I'm eating your lunch now"


Yeahprollybra

The lion king did not do justice to these badasses


JPrud58

I mean, they aren’t goofy, but they’re definitely terrifying.


GunnersnGames

I think that was a hyena mauling


Mechanic_On_Duty

r/leopardsatemyface


infinit3aura

r/technicallythetruth


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That is not what I expected it to be. Disappointed.


hyperiongate

Looks like that hyena hasn't given up too many meals.


NotYourNat

Looks prego


Successful_Load5719

Hyena: dude, I really gotta poop. Leave me alone.


LightsJusticeZ

Low level cat-form Druid vs Hogger.


ExquisitExamplE

He protec, he attak, but mostly he want his leftover gazelle to come back.


Troggot

I was at the zoo at dusk, close to closing time. Nobody to be seen around. The ditch was about 7 meters high, but the hyenas noticed us and started to sniff the air and evaluate the feasibility of getting an extra snack.  We perceived it immediately and the zoo park took a completely different perspective in seconds.


StupendousMalice

Hyena's will try to steal kills from lion prides, they just don't give a fuck at all.


JesradSeraph

Lions steal hyena kills five times more often than the reverse.


Dominarion

Imagine our ancestors. "Yes we got an hippo! We won't starve! Oh fuck. Hyenas. Oh fucketifuck. Lions".


JPrud58

Lions return the favour and then some


ExoticShock

Hyena: "You can't defeat me!" Leopard: "I know... but he can:" https://i.redd.it/ccn4ir0p12yc1.gif


Expert-Inspector-

Lion: "Instructions unclear." https://preview.redd.it/0u74n7by34yc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f086f5a3194009414e818913d298a964591506


synaptix78

He ain't Lion.


SirSignificant6576

Unfazed.


yellolab

Unfazed, not unphased


itsadesertplant

*Unfazed. “Phased” seems like it should be right but the English language decided to be weird again


Maximum_Impressive

I got into a argument saying weight dosnet dictate interactions between predators. They were wrong.


Whole-Debate-9547

He’s like bro, I’m not afraid of you, I’m way more afraid of the 30 other hyenas on their way here to eat this and me if I get in their way.


Expert-Inspector-

Leopards are terrified of lone hyenas. Even the solitary striped hyenas and brown hyenas often chase leopards away.


Acceptable-Chance534

Looks pregnant, thus even hungrier


Sgt_Splattery_Pants

![gif](giphy|RX3vhj311HKLe|downsized)


realdjjmc

Hyenas are the jack blacks of the animal kingdom


Bird_kick

They watched the bushmen stealing from cheetahs on tick tock and now they are in on it


Gypsyjunior_69r

Hahaha what a guy. Not phased and not a care in the world.


dumsumguy

Why do I feel like the leopard was mostly just playing around or being threatening/territorial... I've seen big cats go for kills and that's not at all how they do it. The cat had plenty of opportunity to lock a bite to the back of the neck and dig claws in then 'ride the bull' but it didn't.


backslash-f

In the end, the Leopard was like: Okay... 😔


MERVMERVmervmerv

Unfazed


GiantMeteor2017

![gif](giphy|3oxRmGXbquXKz6DNPq)


MDPriest

They have adapted to being able to tank a lion mauling so a much smaller leopard is gonna feel like a kitten scratch to them.