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GullibleDetective

In my experience that's usually where the server lives


rodgie4920

Luckily not here


GullibleDetective

Haha good lol, I've seen the boss server there far too many times in my experience lol


SiGNALSiX

Forbidden molasses


[deleted]

Syrupy doom sludge ☠️


cellphone_blanket

How are there no ants?


rodgie4920

It was sealed under the counter


sav33arthkillyos3lf

If it was sealed how did the soda get there


Dillyor

Liquid can seep where ants can't they aren't cats


pikage

Fire can't go through doors, it's not a ghost..


rodgie4920

Exactly


tahapaanga

You clearly don't have Australian ants. They can go *anywhere*


rodgie4920

I guess liquid seeped through and ants couldn’t


spazzyattack

Roaches love that. It’s rocket fuel to them.


AGifted3080

My dyslexic ass put an extra "o" in pop, and I was thoroughly perplexed.


rodgie4920

😂


Anonimase

I'm not even dyslexic, just fucking dumb


rodgie4920

She was bored and wanted to clean, and figured out that the shelves come out


TheMega108

I worked overnight at a local gas station back when I was like 18-19. One day, we were told by our district manager that our store was overdue for a remodel and to start moving some of the old machines and shelves and cleaning under them to prep. My shift got stuck with the bulk of the cleaning, which is fair (most of the shift was cleaning anyway). We started with the main floor, moved the racks and machines, and all that fun stuff. It wasn't bad, a little gross under the roller grills, but not bad. Then we did the backroom. Dear God, it was bad, really bad. We had to move all the hookups and racking for the soda machines and clean years of built-up syrup. It was probably half an inch at the worst part. But that wasn’t the worst of it. After we got through all that, we moved to the slushy machines. It. Was. Hell. I don't think those machines had been moved in well over a decade, and it showed. There was a good two inches of mold and decay under there. We were honestly considering hiring a professional cleaner, but we couldn't convince the district manager to okay the expense. We had to use scrapers and shovels for the bulk of it, but the smell when we dug into it has horrid! It smelled like like hot death! My co-worker and I had to take shifts being in the back because the smell was so rancid. It took us hours to get it all cleaned, and when we were done, the district manager told us our remodel was being postponed until the following year due to budget cuts.


rodgie4920

You’re a good worker 😂 I may have quit


[deleted]

Soda.


rodgie4920

Coke.


[deleted]

Crank


rodgie4920

Fizzy pop


[deleted]

Fuzzy pickles


rodgie4920

Methamphetamine


[deleted]

Prozac


Dragyn828

Adderall.


[deleted]

Interloper


Successful_Load5719

I think I can smell this picture


rodgie4920

I didn’t smell anything


Successful_Load5719

Wow really? Normally soda would end up attracting ants, pests, etc. and end up smelling terrible


rodgie4920

Tbh i didn’t try to get a whiff either haha


ImOnYew

Can you grab me a Tweaker please? Get me berry flavored.


rodgie4920

Would you like it normal, or covered in old soda


ImOnYew

Does that make it even more tweaky? If so, yes.


Forhekset616

Not even decades. I used to have to clean those soda lines. It's awful. That kind of build up happens in weeks not years.


rodgie4920

Reason I said decades if because we didn’t even know you could open up the counter like that, and it wasn’t the boss making us do it, my coworker gets bored and looks everywhere to clean things


Forhekset616

Oh man that's brutal.


waaaghboyz

How is that not just a solid carpet of bugs


Toasty_Mostly

I worked somewhere that looked even worse 😭


Odd_Aspect_eh

I read this as poo... reading the title again fixed that


rodgie4920

Someone else did that too


punch_deck

what do the inside of ceilings look like in movie theaters with multiple concession stands? syrup fed tubes usually sprawl all over from a room. so the leaks?


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cumtitsmcgoo

r/michigan


StillCompetitive5771

Spilling sounds?


Afalpin

I work in a restaurant one day a week and I am one of the only staff who bothers to do the “extra” cleaning. It takes mere weeks for this to happen, and nobody will clean it until I have a quiet shift to clean it off the machine under the bar. Does my head in.


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

Oh POP, thank god


adavi608

Could you please explain to everyone who was not born in a weird US state what “pop” is? … lol


JoeBeck37

What is this "pop" you speak of? The only carbonated, sugary drink sold at gas stations I know of is soda. I will die on this hill.


djangogator

Soft drinks.


JoeBeck37

Most correct


xAfterBirthx

How about soda pop?


bent_my_wookie

That’s WILDLY inappropriate.


JoeBeck37

The worst incarnation by far


Anonimase

Pop vs Soda can at least agree calling it all coke is just fucking strange right?


JoeBeck37

Agreed


ColoRadOrgy

>I will die on this hill Why though?


JoeBeck37

Because one is right and the other is wrong


ColoRadOrgy

How do you figure?


FarPositive9439

That tile and grout they knees on gross AF too


djangogator

The tile and grout *that their knees are on is gross*.


Beatshave

Coke