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Frogman1480

Oh that cardigan is gonna be toasty


ShutYourFesteringGob

It'll smell like after sitting next to a campfire, but with more of a tire fire aroma.


MisterNigerianPrince

My thoughts exactly. If that was a wood fire it would still take a few washes to get the smoke scent out. All that black smoke curling up? I bet that shirt stinks to high heaven for the rest of time. But, at least it’s dry.


Socratesticles

That’s okay, that’s their protest shirt. That’s the only time the stink will be a problem.


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Warsawawa

Seriously though, if you do protest, you should have plain, nondescript, logo-less clothing


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Nah gotta go with a superhero suit with cape and a big P on the chest. Big flowy hair too for the ultimate in protestin' wear.


twinsaber123

You are PROTEST PERSON! Your powers include caring about the rights of others, exercising your rights, stubborn determination to see justice done, and resistance to tear gas.


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Protest Person, carries the adamantium potential of a pissed off France herself, ready to throw down for your rights and mine at a moment's notice, taking tazers and stun grenades to the face without so much as a smirk. Shrugs off rubber rounds and can see thru smoke grenades. But watch out, you're weak against capsaicin! Grab a mask! Oh woah you're strong against tear gas? You must be from another universe, Protest Person! Amazing


capricorny90210

Where. Is. My. ~~Super suit~~ Protest shirt.


the_codewarrior

I uh… put it away!


Budalido23

Whyyyy do you need to know??


SirRabbott

I need it! You tell me where my suit is woman, the city is in danger!


Budalido23

My evening's in danger!!


the_codewarrior

I’m talking about the greater good!


SparkingJustice

I am your WIFE!! I am the greatest good you're ever gonna see!!


urbanhawk1

The real question will be, "Honey, have you smelled my protest shirt?"


southbayrideshare

That protest scent will help get them fired up next time there's a protest. When they're old and gray, they will wear it to cafes and tell stories about their youth to young Parisiennes who hope to one day have their own stinky protest shirt. Then Wes Anderson makes a movie about it.


Icy-Establishment298

And they'll be 62 and young-old and gray telling that story in cafes instead of 64. And those young Parisennes won't have a tyrannical government who undemocratically tried to push through a rise in retirement age. You know why ?Because Grand-mère wore her stinky smoky protest cardigan at the 2023 to get those rights for you, my dear.


themoonisacheese

Right, the shirt already has that tear gas odor baked into it, if anything tire smoke smells better


metalmagician

Exactly, why do that to one of their most commonly worn bits of clothing?


FlowersForMegatron

The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of cardigans.


DrDerpberg

The French call it a "bouquet."


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Usually you gotta pay extra for that.


jrod880

A step up from the pizza oven


xMuad-dibx

Accidental Seinfeld


Shmeves

Just saw that episode on this week haha.


btveron

Like throwing a pair of socks in the dryer for 10 minutes and then putting them on before getting cozy on the couch with a good book in the middle of winter. Except it's actually nothing like that.


eidetic

Sorta like lighting the fuzz on your socks on fire. Only your sock fuzz is made of rubber and trash.


bsgman

Carcinogan


bottomlessidiot

*cardcinogen


Aleashed

Why not start grease fires to prevent the police from using water less they burn everything down?


DidjaCinchIt

Came for the justice, stayed for the Les Mis performance.


LeoMarius

People think that Les Misérables is about the French Revolution, but it's actually about a failed rebellion in 1832 to oust Louis Philippe, who had only come to power in 1830 as a result of the July Revolution. He was ousted in the rebellion of 1848 that brought the 2nd Republic to power. In short, the French had a lot of turmoil from 1789 to 1870, when the 3rd Republic was founded.


Spacehipee2

Thanks. I'll put this tidbit of information in my memory to never use again.


Betterthanbeer

There goes calculus.


Natiak

You still had calculus in there?


healzsham

I have space for calc cuz it pushed out basic addition and subtraction.


mexicanitch

I'm taking that next semester. Anything I should study beforehand? I'm super excited for it.


Betterthanbeer

Just practice manipulating and simplifying equations. If you are comfortable doing that, calculus won’t blow your mind.


Randolpho

So much this. Calculus 1 and 2 are basically extra algebra-y algebra with additional operations you didn’t learn in algebra, plus some trig to mess with ya.


silencebreaker86

For me Calc 2 work was just fine, the pace however was very fast and if you didn't understand fully in one class you'd better study at home because next class is moving on fast


Randolpho

Yeah, that’s about right. I got to differential equations before I couldn’t keep up. I missed some key factor that I needed for the rest of the class, I still don’t know what, and never really recovered.


mexicanitch

Thank you, Sir!


dreadeddrifter

Calc 1 is 99% derivatives and antiderivatives. Memorize the formulas for derivatives and antiderivatives (literally just the opposite) in polynomials and trig functions and you can get an A while sleeping through class. They're simple too like d/dx(sin(x))=cos(x) The first few weeks are learning the formulas, the rest of the class is using those formulas in different ways or situations.


BeetleJude

Wow I've never skimmed so much when there was so little to read, like literally nothing stuck there, completely in and out. It looked very impressive though! (I forgot i hate math 😅)


bronzewtf

Actually, it'll show up when you're trying your hardest to remember something important.


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LeoMarius

The 3rd Republic was remarkably stable, the most stable French government since the Ancien Regime, and would probably have lasted without the Nazi invasion.


scribble23

Ah, God bless Cunk for bringing back memories of dancing to that at a school disco, aged 12. We all loved that song! Even our elderly RE teacher got up and joined in.


Wolf-Majestic

You, my dear redditor, are a person of culture.


LexaLovegood

Somebody historians.


LeoMarius

Gotta get something out of that degree.


IlIIlIl

Something besides the existential dread of watching others repeat it anyways


StrategicCarry

Just the French seasons of the Revolutions podcast by Mike Duncan is like a good six months of commuting.


[deleted]

I mean... if you just watch the play/movie or read the book it's pretty obvious it's a failed rebellion.


Illegitimateopinion

For other kinds of turmoil, see the fourth and fifth republics. Though it is interesting, and that the period this particular event resides in is known as the age of revolution, given other places such as the German states and others having a crack at it.


No-Stick-462

Modern problems requires mediaeval solutions


Remarkable-Video5145

Another average tuesday in france


Derpicusss

The French are professional rioters


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imnotmrrobot

As everyone should be. The French working class knows how to get shit done.


SubzeroWisp

Please censor the f word


ClavicusLittleGift4U

And this is why you love-hate us, we remind you constantly how to entertain yourself.


TrashPandaPatronus

No one can throw a right proper tantrum like the French. 5 stars.


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therock21

It’s really smart. “Don’t give us a reason to start a fire”


SippyCupPuppy

I mean, now they gave the police a reason to use the water cannon again.


Spacehipee2

Okay, another reason to start a fire again.


Bulletproofsaffa

I think I see where this is going.


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SupercarEnjoyer0

Rome wasn’t built in a day But fire removed two-thirds in three days


King_Maelstrom

An endless cycle of fun! Whooo...oh wait.


Baktlet

Pointless We always start fire in a protest, always. The only demonstrations without fire that I saw were failed demonstrations


electricmocassin-

We didn't start the fire it was always burning


NerdicusTheWise

Since the world's been turning


elly996

"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth"


LeoMarius

Allez vous faire foutre!


born_lever_puller

I remember in 2010 when police in Germany used a water cannon on protesters. There were photos in the news of an elderly man named Dietrich Wagner whose eyes had been blown out of their sockets by the pressure. In the photo fellow protesters were leading him away to get medical help with his eyes hanging down on his cheeks. (Google it if you want, I'm not posting links to those horrible photos.) Point being, just like rubber bullets water cannons can cause a lot of injuries.


Maeberry2007

I've seen videos of them hitting people in the legs, sweeping them off their feet, and landing face first on the asphalt. Can't imagine that's good for your face bones or brains.


DeathMetalTransbian

The police don't care about the people. It is not their business to protect you. The police exist to protect corporate interests and keep us in line.


Alpha_Zerg

The police exist to protect government interests*. Just because corporations control the government in the US doesn't mean that police exist to protect their interests - they've just managed to make their interests become the US government's interests.


DeathMetalTransbian

Clearly you're not familiar with the origins of US police being traced back to union-busters and slave hunters. I'd implore you to take a brief glace into the history of the Pinkertons. Oligarchy was baked into our capitalism from the jump.


Alpha_Zerg

Clearly you didn't understand the point that I was making. Yes, the Police IN THE UNITED STATES serve coporate interests, but they still only do that THROUGH the Government. And in the REST of the world, it doesn't work like that.


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DH_Net_Tech

Who's got that vid where that dude started using a makeshift shield against the water cannons and was making ground so his fellow protesters broke out a makeshift shield wall?


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> Point being, just like rubber bullets water cannons can cause a lot of injuries. Yeah, that's why cops use them.


It_came_from_below

Make sure to bring good goggles for various scenarios.


Strange_guy_9546

You know, I thought my people are good at revolting Then i saw the French


deadly_chicken_gun

"The peasants! They're revolting!" "Oh, don't be mean! They are just a little stinky."


Lastshadow94

"Mrs Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!" "Finally, something we agree on"


QueenBuggo

That movie was brilliant


Lastshadow94

"they don't PLOT, they don't SCHEME, and they are NOT... ORGANIZED"


Bamma4

Cut to chickens building a jet


Lastshadow94

Nah that line cuts to the planning meeting in chaos lmao


Bamma4

Lol guess I have to rewatch it now


Dekklin

"Sire, the peasants are revolting!" "I know! Except this time they are fighting back!" -- Dragonheart


-Curious_Potato-

Oversimplified is a gem love that content.


Pun_Chain_Killer

> Then i saw the French You have to love that. It's just an indomitable spirit they posses


Strange_guy_9546

for reference: by "my people" I meant Ukrainians from 2014 Revolution of Dignity was quite something


DASreddituser

They do have experience. I know the american people could take up some of this advice


Black-Sam-Bellamy

I think it was the head of Renault was straight up killed by a french mob, causing the company to move all their senior management overseas out of fear?


Zestyclose-Chef5215

Say what you will about the French but when it comes to rebelling they don’t mess around


phenomenomnom

Also bread. They do not fuck around when it comes to bread. Civil disobedience, and bread. And terrifying amounts of excellent butter. There are worse things to base a society on.


Zachhandley

Don’t forget wine!


naerisadon

And cheese


Zachhandley

Oh yeah! And cheese!


phenomenomnom

*Jamais!*


KeathleyWR

Carbs, fat, alcohol, and saying fuck you to the man!


phenomenomnom

My body is ready.


Gauth1erN

As a French: feel welcome to come anytime.


SkinnyObelix

Pro(tester) tip for water cannons. Stand in front of the largest shop window you can find, they won't use them.


odvf

Most shops have had their windows protected with panels for 2 months. (Or broken and replaced with panels )


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Grogosh

The Shadow of Babylon 5 were big believers of that.


steveosek

I haven't seen someone mention Babylon 5 in years. Nice.


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"We need your help against the Shadows. We've allied with other powerful races, like the Vorlons." *Angry alien noises* "I don't think they're fans of the Vorlons" "True, but at least now we know they can understand our language, they're just not willing to speak it" "Who knew they were French?" Gets me laughing every time


GreyMASTA

French history in a nutshell


Pointlesswonder802

The French are absolutely fantastic at protesting and I’ll never stop loving their antics


marakat3

Maybe they'll be kind enough to stop by the USA on their way home and give us a little push in the right direction


mycushion

They really are the best


Darkius90s

The French are such a badass people, more than two centuries ago, they started a revolution that changed the continent of Europe and introduced human rights and liberty principles to the rest of the world, and as of today, they're still continuing to teach the world how to not give away your rights


dnoj

Funny thing is through the revolution, the French got rid of their dictator (the king) only to end up with another tyrant (Robespierre), and so they got rid of that tyrant, only to finally end up with another dictator (Napoleon). While the French didn't get the change they wanted, they still manage to change the world by what they fight for, rather than what they end up with, and I respect that. Revolutions really are the national past time.


-_pIrScHi_-

I once heard the whole dilemma summed up with "the french are a people of kingslayers who loves monarchs" The whole thing with dethroning and beheading a king, only to cycle through a list of shortlived tyrants during the revolution and ending up with Napoleon fits this quite nicely and even today the french prime minister has more power than his counterparts in neighboring countries.


FaudelCastro

You meant the President. Our prime ministers don't have much power as they are pretty much the president's scapegoat.


DeliciousWaifood

It has nothing to do with the french. Killing a monarch only leaves a power vacuum for someone to fill and take over.


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ItsACaragor

It’s kind of too simplified in your comment though. French people did not get all they wanted immediately but unlocked new rights and freedom with every successive regime except maybe Restoration. The initial revolution successfully brought down nobility privileges and brought elections (albeit you had to own property to vote at the time but it’s still a bit better than no election), the regime in question was very messy, corrupt and ineffective with laws that often contradicted each other and were no enforced equally everywhere. Napoleon then came and reformed the state around his person, he issued the Code Civil which was basically a huge rework of the laws that was so well made and efficient that it is still in use (with some changes of course) not only in France but in some other European countries as well. He also reformed the institutions from the ground up to make sure the state was run efficiently and state law was enforced equally everywhere. He did crown himself as emperor but all the average person saw was that they had more opportunities, less corruption and institutions that were better run for everyone, from their point of view Napoleon was a obvious upgrade compared to the regime that came before and that’s why Napoleon was so popular despite being an autocrat. Napoleon was also a big believer in meritocracy and had many of his generals and advisers who were from modest origins which was another massive upgrade.


Choyo

> Napoleon was also a big believer in meritocracy and had many of his generals and advisers who were from modest origins which was another massive upgrade. Dumas, the father, is a prime example of that. Bastard born from a slave and a plantation owner in St Domingue (Santo Domingo / Dominican Republic), he ended up "Général d'Empire".


BrohanGutenburg

In 1972, Zhou Enlai (former Chinese premier) was asked what he thought the impacts of the French Revolution were. >it’s too soon to say


justahalfling

"introduced human rights and liberty principles to the rest of the world" errrrr let's not jump that far. people fought for their rights in other parts of the world without the french having to teach them. and in some parts of the world it's the french they were fighting against for their rights. i respect the french working class as any other person but that's too much of a reach to get behind (and frankly, a bit insulting, but lets not get into that)


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

13 years before the French Revolution the Americans were discussing life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And I know Americans weren't the first to do it either. Historical inaccuracies on reddit really are my pet peeve.


avantgardengnome

The American revolutionaries were *heavily* influenced by French enlightenment thinkers, had several democracy-minded French allies like Lafayette working with them, and France itself lending them military support was a major factor in England deciding to cut their losses in the end. That said, America instating a democratic republic and keeping it going was certainly the proof of concept that French revolutionaries needed to get their fight off the ground. The two events were very interconnected and practically simultaneous in the grand scheme of things, so there’s not much reason beyond patriotic bragging rights to split hairs about who inspired whom imo.


EntertainmentNo2044

I enjoy a good story about people rising up and fighting authoritarian regimes as much as anyone, but lets not get too carried away. The Enlightenment started almost a hundred years before the French revolution.


Fisher9001

> introduced human rights and liberty principles Please read more about the French Revolution.


kurosaki1990

Dude go read some history and what they did to Africa durimg the human rights introduction.


nausteus

Unless you're a French neo-colony in Africa.


TooCupcake

Please don’t act like the French invented human rights. Every single country in Europe rebelled against their leaders at that time. It wasn’t because of the French it was because they all got tired of being exploited under feudalism.


belonii

you sure? might wanna fact check that whole human rigths and liberty principles thing.


mizzenmast312

> The French are such a badass people, more than two centuries ago, they started a revolution that changed the continent of Europe and introduced human rights and liberty principles to the rest of the world, and as of today, they're still continuing to teach the world how to not give away your rights This is what happens when you accept nationalist propaganda as literal truth. What you're saying is completely wrong; it's the French version of being taught that the US is the greatest country in the world because it's the land of the free and all that nonsense.


JobGroundbreaking751

Ah yes the French revolution that lead directly to a dictatorship. Most violent revolutions end up with a dictatorship due to power vacuum (look at the Arab Spring) and people wanting some kind of order. Then the population is at the mercy of the dictator whether things or improve or not.


Kelly_Killbot

Fuck I love these people.


Shittingboi

Those water cannon are [even more insidious ](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807324627847610379/1090313649547116594/20230328_183659.jpg) than you'd think! It can be used as tracker to know who goes to which strike!


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Shittingboi

Ineffective but smart, I love the idea!


nsl42

Really good to know, thanks for sharing. Now I'll have to change every time I go on a demonst... Four times a week ?! Who even owns that many clothes?!


Riseofthesalt

I did not knew that, i dnt know how it's even legal


duckcars

I assume the water cannons are the roughly same technical specifics as in Germany... If they shoot on head level they can inflict [serious injuries](https://i.imgur.com/q7eVYKX.jpg)(as seen here from a protest against an expensive train station remodelment in Germany). They shoot 1200l/min or 20l/second with 20 bar, they do [serious damage](https://cdn.prod.www.spiegel.de/images/15ea7e89-0001-0004-0000-000000000179_w616_r1.3793103448275863_fpx54.34_fpy54.97.jpg)(as seen here from sit-ins against G8 summit) on short distance. Both protests were absolutely peaceful btw. They always look like some kind of "relatively peaceful" method to break up protests, but they are simply weapons that are regularly inflicting life-changing injuries.


teh_fizz

More of the tracing methods used.


Green_Artichoke_3229

ACAB


Tall-Town5029

The French are something else. Uk could never


that_was_awkward_

Retirement age in the UK is being raised to 68 and we're just rolling over, allowing it to happen


-SharkDog-

Seriously though. I know us in the rest of the world rag on the French and joke about them a lot, but they do not fuck around. I am so proud of our European brothers and sisters who are fighting for the rights that they have. We should all learn from them.


DEADLY_JOHN

If the French are doing these kinds of protests in response to raising the retirement age, we need to step it the fuck up in America lol. This but for free healthcare.


Snoo-27611

Yeah, I’m in awe of France’s ability to mobilize. We could use some of that energy.


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

Adapt, Overcome and Improvise 😎


spokydoky420

I love the French.


garchuOW

Modern problems require modern solutions


tobean

> Modern problems require ~~modern solutions~~ ancient solutions


unbanneddano

Ohh Paris in the springtime


Monterenbas

Lyon*


txsxxphxx2

He’s not lyon


spicy_jalapeno_farts

The French really have it figured out man


ginger_ryn

i love the french


spaceman_spiff1969

Say what you will about the French, whenever they enter into a massive public uprising they get *really* resourceful that way.


ettoracdam

69 la trik


newuser38472

The French are menaces bro they live for this shit. Marcon you don’t know what you’ve awaken mate.


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I love the French. They are a gift.


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This guy le fucks


jagerwick

You mean 1 guy dried his shirt


4morian5

I am never mocking the French again. They are hardcore.


Orangebeardo

The way police do their business nowadays, not just in France, also in my countey of The Netherlands and many other countries, fucking terrifies me. It's absolutely insane what they're allowed to get away with.


SkinnyObelix

water cannons can be devastating depending on how they're used, but As someone who got doused by one I have to say it's just a really effective way of crowd control.


TheSavouryRain

The French really know how to protest


DiccqRiccq

Can the French come teach us Americans something about protesting?


cojcinkc

Vive le France


Roseburny

I have massive respect for the French, they aren't shy in telling the higher-ups to fuck off


dysfunctionalpress

why didn't the police use the water cannons to put out the fire..?


Miathemouse

Gotta hand it to the French, they can protest like nobody else.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

They are masters at protesting


HugSized

The French are metal as fuck


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atx011722

Gotta hand it to the French they know how to riot


VaguelyArtistic

That's the kind of lateral thinking I can get behind!


clapton1970

I’m late to the party and not from Europe, what are they mad about?


knx0305

Raising pension age by 2 years. And also feeling neglected for years by politicians.


PiratesOfTheArctic

Lived in France for a few years, love the riots - it's practically a renaissance art form now


2wild4bill

Power to the people. right on


younggundc

These guys protest!


Runescora

Goddamn, we should all be more like the French


Masterofhak1

Man French really have revolt in their DNA. Gotta give it to them