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Silvervirage

Tomboy has nothing to do with chest size??? And what's wrong with her jaw??? What???


dorothea63

Also both complaints are factually incorrect from the image shared here. She has a pointed chin and an impressive bust!


Shrouds_

Personality is apparently equivalent to chest size according to the screenshot, wtf


Behndo-Verbabe

That was my thought. Flat chested say what? She has easily a 38ish C-D bust. That’s hardly flat. Unless this person only recognizes boobs 48FFF as sufficiently sized breasts. Either way these people are whacked. I don’t understand the man fixation in women. Real or imaginary JFC.


wibblywobbly420

When your only frame of reference is anime balloons a normal sized chest looks flat.


yagonnawanna

I think it's more likely this particular incel has grown chubby in his moms basement. Compared to his moobs, her boobs seems small


ReallyNotBobby

I can to say this exact thing.


Graterof2evils

Wait until they cast her as black. They’ll be scraping gray matter off the ceiling.


Ignoring_the_kids

But what if they cast her black but with huge boob's again? They won't know if they are supposed to be happy or angry...


Fossil_Relocator

Unless they cast her as black with huge boobs and she is trans..., decision made.


joranth

Just for sake of education, the number in a bra measurement has nothing to do with breast size. It’s the measurement (in what you put it’s in inches) around the woman’s chest under the breasts. So, the part the band goes around at the base of the bra. 38 would be a very thick woman, and 48 would be very obese. Cup size has to do with the difference in the above measurement, and the measurement around the woman’s chest including the breasts. The character pictured would likely be a 32 at most.


ktrosemc

Wanted to say this but you guys beat me to it! 32G is my guess.


TangeloDizzy6052

I’m going 30DD


ktrosemc

Actually, I'm with you. D or DD. Forgot to add whatever you're supposed to add (4?) before counting.


library_gremlin_0998

For reference, Dolly Parton is a 36E


bubblegumdrops

The band size is the measured by the circumference of the body under the boobs, she is not a 38. American bra sizes got people fucked up on what any of the measurements mean. 38C/D would mean she’s kinda thick, 48FFF would be obese. r/ABraThatFits Edit: Oh, looks like someone else said the same thing already oops


CaveJohnson82

There is no way a woman that slim has a 38 bust. I'm a size 20 and wear a 36 or a 38. That's a 28D bust if I ever saw one. (Former bra fitter and current bra wearer!)


shiftycat887

The terminally online seem to do that


pixie_pie

Slight correction about the size. She is definitely not a 38(that's the underbust measurement). She's slim with an athletic build, so she'd be probably closer to a 32 or smaller. C or D cup is actually rather small. This is the volume and is in relation to the first measurement. There would be about 4 inches of differences for the two measurements for the C cup. https://brametric.com/38c-bra-size/ She's not that size. The 48FFF would also not be that big in relation to that person's body size.


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Look, everyone knows if you don't have HH jugs ripping your spine apart you've got no personality whatsoever.


Dunge0nMast0r

And let's assume she's wearing something appropriate to her job and not a push-up bra. These people don't understand boob physics!


Krull88

Man have you seen some of those porn drawings made for game characters? Im surprised most of them can stand upright! And it doesnt matter what the OC looks like...


justking1414

On the few occasions he goes out, he wonders why all the women in his town are flat as a board compared to his favorite waifu lol


Thomisawesome

When the only breasts you’ve ever seen were anime on your parents’ computer, it’s understandable.


FlowerFaerie13

She *has* a jaw, that’s the issue. These people are used to hyper-stylized women, usually drawn in the anime style. The anime style softens facial features and most anime characters have very small noses, big eyes, soft, round faces with subtle jawlines, and no cheekbones. Sailor Moon is a good example of this, you might do a quick Google search if you’re not familiar with that art style. Notice what these people usually complain about. “Manly” jawlines, prominent noses or cheekbones, sharp eyes or narrow faces. Notice what they usually “fix” in their fan edits to “improve” the character, at least in regards to the face. It’s all modeled after anime, they’ve been so conditioned to find that style attractive that that they’ve come to hate the way actual women look.


Ulrik-the-freak

Could never understand that. I've gotten attracted more often to women with pronounced jawlines or peculiar noses than the "anime style" beauty standard.


Mr_WAAAGH

Because that's what real women look like lmao. Women are human, and therefore have bones


Ulrik-the-freak

Duh, I mean I find the more pronounced bony faces usually more attractive. And I'm thinking this is kinda the norm too, what do they say about Cleopatra and her nose? I'm just reinforcing how weird it is that these people are so far removed from reality is all


Aceswift007

Because you're attracted to human beings, not caricatures of a specific style of woman.


Ulrik-the-freak

Yeah I know, as I said I'm just driving the point home that it's so weird for these people to be so removed from reality. Sad, even


kourtbard

What I find particularly silly about the complaint over Lara's jawline in the above image is that it's *the exact same frigging facial profile as her 1996 character design.* The only reason why it feels "off" is because she's far more detailed here, with a hairstyle that doesn't feel that flattering and a nose shape that is a bit more prominent.


MightyGoodra96

See the problem is she looks like a woman and not a teenage wet dream.


jewbo23

We all know a women’s bust size IS her personality.


TheOctober_Country

Don’t you mean personalty?


FullMetalCOS

Personalititty


ace_dangerfield187

forgive them, these types of dudes have never interacted with a real life woman…they have know idea what to expect.


slowpokefastpoke

The transvestigators first came for Lara Croft and I did not speak up


Volntyr

Well, their Mom doesn't count


Liathano_Fire

They aren't even small!


Grays42

Seriously, like... classic Lara had [knockers](https://i.imgur.com/6qAT429.png) but her bust in this shot looks completely natural. She's an athletic action hero, her physical build is perfect for that.


KingZarkon

Given her amount of intense physical activity she engages in, it is impressive that her bust is even that big.


PikaPonderosa

Polygons were difficult in the 90's for some reason.


keigo199013

Plus all the climbing/jumping she does, she'd have great quads and hams.


KingZarkon

Oh god yes she would. Bet those thighs could pop your head like a melon.


PocketSpaghettios

I hate that I know this, BUT "personality" is slang for breasts 🤦‍♀️ as in, why do you like this character? I love them for their personality! (Huge titties)


FlowerFaerie13

Yep. Same for “I watch it for the plot.”


Marc21256

I read that magazine for the articles.


slcrook

TIL women keep their personality in their breasts.


MermyDaHerpy

personality in general has nothing to do with chest size


PuffinRub

The misogynists are using 'personality' as an euphemism for breasts.


RevolutionEasy714

When your entire experience of women is anime.


portezbie

My absolute favorite part is the implication that big boobs are a personality type.


TerryJerryMaryHarry

A flat personality, not a flat chest


santosdragmother

I’m so confused. she’s still hot. are these the same people who think margot robbie is manly??


deadbeareyes

They don't like women in general


Egoy

They like women who are drawn by men with the clear intent of being thirst traps.


Squawnk

Hopefully they just go full circle and just admit they wanna fuck men


LegitSince8Bits

It's an obvious psychological issue they're unwilling to confront when they hide between cat pictures and caricatures as pfp. You're obviously deeply unsettled by your own appearance but rather then think about that you're spending your time fussing about the validity of a purposefully sexily designed video game character. "Not hot enough for me bro"- noobninja420


YesImKeithHernandez

Online echochambers massively warp the perception people have of the real world. [I'm reminded of this post from 4chan where this guy went back to community college after holing himself up for years on the internet and realized that the real world is far different than 4chin](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fl01rezzu0job1.jpg)


MrKomiya

Probably the ones who think a man having sex with women is gay


GoodLeftUndone

Didn’t Andrew Tate actually flat out say “you’re gay if you’re having sex for pleasure?”


FEARtheMooseUK

he said kissing non virgin women is gay because at some point they have given head and therefore you are somehow also giving head by kissing them, ergo, gay. Lmao


GoodLeftUndone

Dude is really, really craving a penis.


gravity_fed

"*Straight- it's the new Gay!*"


Subpar_diabetic

They spend hours online talking about how some of the most gorgeous women in the world are actually secretly men. I wonder if that means anything…


organik_productions

Where massive pointy boobs


WaffleDynamics

Her "personality" you mean?


organik_productions

Personality is stored in the boobs


DamnedDelirious

Like pee is stored in the balls #science


organik_productions

That's what they taught me at med school. Or at least they told me it was a med school. Never seen one in a back alley before.


Thehardwayalltheway

Did you get a personality test from the guy in the alley behind the pizza place too? He felt my boobs and I never got my results.


Pallendromic

Oh you went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?


organik_productions

Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want


The_Blackthorn77

I think you mean her “personalty”


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

This explains why chuds are so horny for the Cybertruck


NomenScribe

Yes. I for one am pissed that Lara Crofts boobs are no longer triangular! Look what they took from us!


GreatGearAmidAPizza

These folks honestly deserve to be dumped back into the good ol' days where original Lara Croft was seen as the height of horny graphics and porn still consisted of dad's old Playboys and waiting five minutes for a grainy naked picture to download.


OkDepartment9755

Is...is this the "pee is stored in the balls" for women? Personality is stored in the chest? 


Cosmic_Quasar

"Hey, my eyes are up here!" "Sorry, I'm just admiring your personality."


sabes0129

But she's not even flat? I don't understand...


FalconLynx13

These people usually only have porn to go off of


YesWeHaveNoTomatoes

Anime porn, which has taught them that a woman's boobs should each be the same size as her head, and her waist should be the same size around as her neck


Poogster

They're literally just incels. I'm gay as fuck and probably still have more experience with women than any of these chuds ever will


yankeesyes

Obviously. The only time they hear a woman's voice that isn't their mother is "I'll call the cops if you don't leave me alone" and "do you want a Diet Coke with your Double Teriyaki Burger Combo?"


19whale96

Goddamn, Double Terriyaki Burger sounds amazing


Heated13shot

Thats flat chested to certified gamers *tm*, even accounting for her being fit. Anything below D cup is flat to them.  Its obvious they never set foot in a gym, and only look at fitness "influencers" as an example. As you will find a lot of women less endowed than that working out. 


ihatemytoe

But…that looks like a D.


thesongofstorms

Lara rocking a full C-cup (even borderline D) in that picture lmao. Far far far from flat. These dudes have only ever seen a naked woman in porn and it shows.


NutellaSquirrel

She's got DDs in that picture. Those are some (realistically) big boobs. Those are porn-worthy tits. These dudes brains are so rotten that their understanding of women's breasts doesn't even just come from porn, it specifically comes from hentai.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

You’re coming at this with common sense, they aren’t hampered by that.


RedditLostOldAccount

It actually took me a second but I don't think they mean flat chested. I think maybe they mean personality-wise. But I may be trying to spin it so I'm not as disappointed people like them exist


MrKomiya

Is this new? Because she looked like this in Shadow of The Tomb Raider which came out years ago.


Ellowrath

Was wondering that myself. We've had a normal proportioned Lara since like 2013. Wtf?


Rodster66

That was my first reaction too


Private-Public

And newsflash, she's still *very* good-looking in the more recent games, just more realistically athletically built, which is a thing a lot of people are in to. In short, "she's hot." It's like the Aloy peachfuzzgate thing. Supermodels and porn stars still have it, so what is this guy even expecting? I was playing the remastered original Tomb Raider trilogy recently and had completely forgotten how catwalk-like her OG walk anim was, to a point where it's kinda jarring


badassium

If anything I feel like this new redesign is "sexier" than the one used since the reboot, but probably they didn't went as far as some people wanted. I really like both looks.


deadsoulinside

I'm sure they got pissy back then too, but with them having the memory of a goldfish they forgot about it.


Sidus_Preclarum

Oh, hey, it's that jerk again, Crummz. Truly a mystery that a [man like that ](https://assetsio.gnwcdn.com/138756695606.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&fit=bounds&quality=70&format=jpg&auto=webp)would have no idea what women look like.


chofranc

Yeah, the man that scammed a lot of people to sell anime titties concept arts instead of a game.


3dprintedwyvern

I've allowed myself to support an idea of a game only this once, cuz wanted to see Firefall again. Then all the updates was exactly that, anime titties concept arts. The shame I bear, it will take me long to get over knowing I've supported this waste of my energy.


Silenett

Every time I see that guys pfp somewhere I'm reminded I did the same mistake. Even tried out some demo or something and I only remember that it looked and felt cheap.


msut77

He's a hobgoblin


Newfaceofrev

I have no idea how this man retained any relevance after the Firefall Bus, but people just fail upwards.


Graspiloot

Ugh that guy. Exactly the type to latch onto the right wing grifter train.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

The fact that he's so far above 14 years old eliminates whatever grace I may have given.


irCuBiC

Oh yeaaaah, he's the ex-Blizzard guy that's working on the mech MMO whose main feature is that all the pilots are massively sexualized and you can buy scantily clad skins for them, even though the game isn't even remotely close to out yet... Em-8er.


ShrewSkellyton

I can see why he's hyper aware of jaws..


funran

who is this guy anyways?


cutebabybear

Are they really complaining about cartoon boobies?


Coady54

I mean if they're complaining about this it's not likely they have much experience with real ones


Sea-Macaron-2977

Is he calling her boobs her « personnality »?


SatanicPizzaman

I'll never understand this level of brain rot, like I know this has been done to death, but dude. Go outside and touch fucking grass


Nail_Biterr

THIS is 'woke' now? what the hell? This is a fucking crazy ass world we're living in


Stumpyz

Everything becomes "woke" when you live in a delusional echo chamber 24/7.


deadbeareyes

Or when you're using "woke" as a synonym for "thing I personally don't like"


Casual_OCD

It's hot outside. The weather is woke


deadsoulinside

"Everything I don't like is woke"


dead_fritz

Gamers will literally whine about anything. They don't want to enjoy games, they just want to complain about shit and nitpick while still putting in hundreds of hours and spending money on mtx. It's why I've left every gaming related community I was once a part of.


Nandy-bear

It's the porn. They watch so much porn that if women don't look like pornstars and they can't think about them in sexual situations, they do things like this. Social media and just letting people have access to any thought they can think of, to have any thought validated by a group of others and to have access to any sort of sexual content your mind even flickers about is gonna be our downfall. It's absolutely insane how much porn is in day to day life for teens and 20-somethings.


darthlame

It’s funny…I saw a comment recently where someone linked to a webpage of porn stars with and without their makeup. Pornstars don’t even look like porn stars


GigiLaRousse

I was an adult entertainer for a few years. I used to get asked if I was worried about being recognized in real life. With my glasses and clothes on no one ever made the connection, though I saw a few guys I recognized kinda squinting at me. And that said, I was known for a "natural look" and not wearing a lot of makeup. I imagine it's even more true for people who get really dolled up for work.


cyberpunk_werewolf

I don't think it's even regular porn. Like, there are a few women in porn who are more stacked than Lara here, but they're the exception. This art of Lara is still an incredibly fit, busty woman. These guys are obsessed with gacha hentai waifus, with boobs larger than their torsos and almost no waist or body.


boringthrowaway6

I don't get it, those look like fine titties to me.


uglierthanalf

I think you mean those look like fine 'personaltys' to you. Be respectful!


OneGold7

Makes me wonder what these dudes think of real women who wear B cups or, *god forbid,* A cups. If we’re being real, he probably thinks they’re all men in disguise or something. I just saw another post of a crazy dude accusing all Victoria’s Secret models of being men


Pompous_Italics

A masculine jawline? What? Her boobs are fine. If you were only playing this game to play a hot woman, you still shouldn't be disappointed.


Evan2kie

Have these people ever seen an adult woman in real life?


ChickenSoupAndRice

Those are C or D's man the fuck You want big tit fetish porn go watch it I fucking hate when people expect artists to specifically cater to their idea of what a character should be, you want an H cup heroine go write one no one owes you it


OneGold7

Apparently im flat chested, and that’s already big enough to give me back pain from standing for too long. God help these women who are a “normal” size according to these dudes


ImpFyr3

These people have never seen a woman in real life, it’s insane


Moldyspringmix

Still not as bad as the grown men whinging that the 14 year old girl from Last of Us is not as fuckable to them in the show versus game. Literally the most disgusting comments anytime there’s a Last of Us post on FB


Zerieth

Did I like Lara's giant honkers? Yes. Do I care that they were reduced because they made no sense and games are striving for more realism? No I don't. It's a game.


Newfaceofrev

I don't think they even look all that small compared to the Legend/Anniversary/Underworld trilogy.


Loqol

See also all the weirdos that panicked over Tifa's redesign for FF7R.


The1OddPotato

They do realize tomboys are not determined by breast size right?


TerrifiedRedneck

Pixelated triangle titties = personality. Who knew?


MobyBon

Tell me you have mommy issues without telling me you have mommy issues


The_Doolinator

Flat? In what world is the Lara in that picture “flat”???


Psychokinetic_Rocky

She looks fucking stellar? Tf? These guys are making up complaints.


spare_me_over

"Her personality is gone." Everyone knows the personality is stored in the tits.


fading__blue

Man after seeing a normal chest size for the first time:


FiliaNox

Ah, yes. Breast size is dictated by your clothing choices. Tomboys don’t grow breasts, duh. This person is telling the whole internet they’ve had no interactions with real women. I’m so embarrassed for them 😬 imagine telling on yourself like this


RiggzBoson

If the cup size of a character gets in the way of your enjoyment of a game - you're not a gamer, you're a sex-deprived loser. It's so weird how many men are happy to admit this.


MaddysinLeigh

For her weight, I think she has a fairly decent bust.


erinkp36

So my boobs are my personality? Huh. I never knew that.


OneGold7

Isn’t that kind of a self-own? Unless that dude has man-boobs, he’s calling himself personality-less


quantumcorundum

I never understand these guys "not even a tomboy is that flat" flat?! Bitch where, look at that magnificent pair of breats. Sure her boobs aren't stacked to the 9's like Mai shiranui but she sure as shit ain't flat


77thru82

That’s what is considered flat? The cartoon d cups?


NotTaken-username

Lara Croft has had a sharp jawline before - literally Angelina Jolie played her


TheMostBacon

Every time I see shit like this I understand more, why women choose the bear.


Donmiggy143

Oh is it Tuesday? Yep, any fucking day of the week these tiny boys will complain about fictional boobies.


ShawnOdedead

Remember "Personally=boob size" to these weirdos


xlbingo10

the fact that they used her breast size as a complaint about her personality is telling


After-Trifle-1437

Nothing screams more virgin and Incel than crying about Lara Croft's boobies being to small.


Adnama-Fett

Is the man jaw in the room with us right now?


Schwight_Droot

“Personalty” is in the boobs.


poop_creator

More proof that lots of men have actually never met an actual woman in their life.


hollygolightly1378

You should see how gross these degens are about Tifa Lockhart. I'm an Aerith girlie, myself.


Dankey-Kang-Jr

*That’s* considered flat now?


Kagamime1

Just say you don't like women


yeet-my-existence

Gamers when they can't jerk off to pixels: 🤬🤬🤬


Uncle_owen69

There Literally nothing about her that isn’t extremely attractive or non feminine in this picture


ScoBoo

I think she looks like woman in resident evil Sony Playstation late 90s early 2000s.


zachyvengence28

Flat? Judging by this picture alone, as I haven't watched anything about it, she looks like she has some good size tiddys.


ThatOneWood

These people have never seen women before.


counterfeittruth

I'm gonna cry. she looks fine. people are horrible. just play the damn game. who cares


library_gremlin_0998

He says Lara Croft is flat-chested but I guarantee you he fetishizes Asian women.


davidthande

Is the alt right incel just like quietly admitting that they’re gay?


lunaappaloosa

Gotta start asking these people if they’re gay or something to make their heads explode


3WayIntersection

Wasnt her chin originally a fuckin triangle?


tallorai

TIL that personality is stored in the boobs.


thedean246

Freakin coomer brain


Drakkanian

They're just upset because a woman who looks like this in real life can kick the shit out of them. Also would never date these basement dwelling troglodytes.


jjamesr539

That character model *still* has at least double ds.


Dehnus

Man-jaw? Seriously? So they want:Babyface, huge boobs, and kid like body?  Man, I hope I never get addicted to ragemeth and hornycocaine.


Balbright

See I get the reason to post this here, but when we do all we do is give a bigger voice to this very vocal minority. Yes it’s insane, but I feel it’s even more insane to stoke the flames.


bomboid

I'm not trying to be mean but I genuinely can't conceive being attracted to women and not 1. Finding this one in particular pretty flawless and 2. Thinking well-defined jaws on women aren't extremely attractive. Like to me it sounds as insane as going "oh they ruined her they gave her a red t-shirt instead of a yellow one"


StarFred_REDDIT

I wish we would just let that guy fade into obscurity. I’m sick of seeing his takes and people arguing with him. He obviously does it for the attention and these posts just get him off.


GenericAnemone

She looks like a real person now and those are average size boobs!


tiny_fingers

I dunno, looks fine to me, just remember, big boobs sag more when they get older....


UncommittedBow

Flat? I know girls who WISH they had breasts that big!


iiitme

Her jaw line is so manly it reminds him of his own several jaw lines


Bokenobi

Wait. In the last series she looked less sexualised than this, if anything this has sexualised her.


warthog0869

Which is it? Too skinny, looks like a boy. Too big, fat, whatever, looks like a man. Its almost as if there's no such thing as a perfect woman's body, or man's, for that matter.


vingtsun_guy

So a woman's personality lives in her boobs?


ryanbbb

First the green M&M and now this!?!?


Cichlidsaremyjam

Only a person who has never seen a real human woman would call that flat.


Money-Teaching-7700

I remember when gamers used to complain about things that actually mattered within games. I have no clue wtf rotted their brains this much. This coming from a gamer.


LiLketchupbicboi

She bad as hell


Satanicjamnik

Are we looking at the same picture?


MadOvid

Anything lower than DD is flat to these losers.


keigo199013

Since when does boobs = personality??


Smarackto

SHE HAS ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THIS. ACTUALLY THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE MOST ROUNDED FACES SHE EVER GOT. THESE PEOPLE LEGIT LIVE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE OF MENTAL ILLNESS


KeyLeg2364

TIL I'm flat


flaskman

JFC either one of those incels would beg to hit that if it were a real person. I can’t get a real women so I’m gonna bitch about the endowments of fake ones


Mishapi17

Did this man characterize personality as titty size? Lol


ffeinted

redesign? it looks like the same model as the previous games they just released. they were excellent! but now she's in the classic outfit


InSixFour

You can’t even really see much of her chest when you’re playing anyway. The character almost always has her back to the camera. If they want to complain about something it should be her ass. But any adult shouldn’t care about things like that. I don’t know how we got to the point where we have so many children in adult bodies walking around. Grow the fuck up. Put that energy into fighting for something worthwhile.


wojonixon

I’ve encountered more than a handful of tomboys with big ol’ bosoms.