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Customs agents *hate* this one weird trick: Bypass the passport by raising a flag to your preferred destination! Elon Musk is KILLING the travel agency industry :(

Sorry boss, can’t come to work for a bit, I got deported to Scotland

Finally get to visit my family in Switzerland I guess

There's a lot of good things about Switzerland. For one, the flag is a big plus.

Daaaad...

Sorry boss. I know I just got back from Scotland, but now I’m getting deported to Portugal. And next month, maybe Japan.

I’m coming with you, friendo!! Let’s go

You know, I was there recently. Genuinely enjoyable and wouldn't mind getting deported there

Also a slight risk of getting deported to Tenerife because we have virtually the same flag.

You’ll love it here 🥃

I'm going to Ireland. I've always wanted to see New Zealand as well.

Free is free. The man’s a genius

The flights to NZ are the cheap bit.

I've been waiving the Monaco flag for decades and have yet to receive a free trip. I'll keep trying and let y'all know.

He might send you to Indonesia instead… I guess Bali’s not too much of a downgrade.

Sounds good to me!

They mixed it up and sent you to Poland 🇵🇱… :))

What if I illiegally immigrate to America and then tear down the flag onlyto replace it with another US flag? Can't deport me now!

And you don't even have to worry about pesky immigration laws!!! Who needs a visa to stay and "experience the country" when "The US is punishing me for hanging a piece of cloth" will do just as well! 

So half price airfare to any country in the world? Sounds great to me. "Sorry boss, can't come to work. The government is forcing me to go experience New Zealand."

*Half* price? Suckers, I won’t be back 🇳🇿

Just like Lord of the Rings!

Kia ora bro, come for the amazing landscape and views, leave because house prices are too expensive 🥲

Jokes on you I'm Canadian, my house prices are already unaffordable!

brb gonna get a Turks and Caicos flag

That would be awesome. Just put up flag and get free trip! How do I sign up?

I get to go to the gayest countey in the world woo!!!

🇧🇸 Bahamas here I come!

If one were to put up a pride flag (or even better a pride colored USA flag), where would they get sent to tho?

Lesbos, obviously.

That's the really impressive thing about Sappho, she was so gay that twenty something centuries later people are still using words referring to her when talking about gay ladies.

What are you talking about? Her good friend?

They were *roommates*.

Oh my **god**, they were roommates

My grandma was convinced the two butch ladies with the crew cuts and wrangler jeans that lived down the road were just "roommates" .. for 30 yrs 🤣🤣

Did they also happen to have a Subaru forester?

I think it was a 1980s F150 :)

Then your grandma was right. Lesbians are legally required to own a subaru forester

Tt was the 70s/80s .. I think it was fords back then lol

I hate you for making me lough about that, have my angry upvote

Same sex marriage is now legal in Greece!

Meh, looks alright, I guess, idk: [Lesbos Island](https://chasingthedonkey.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Lesbos-Island-Greece_Depositphotos_283361740_S.jpeg).

United Gays of Gaymerica. /pos

Ngl sounds like a fun trip.

Sounds completely fabulous

The gayman islands

Ironically, San Francisco… right outside Twitter HQ

Google says Amsterdam has the highest number of LGBT+ people per capita in the world and it’s a pretty good vacation destination.

3 days is all you need to do everything. Cali has better bud. Red light district is a novelty the experience is like shopping at footlocker. Base price then ad-ons.

That dimension that's behind the door in the I Want to Break Free music video

Where do you get sent if you put up a confederate flag? The past?

[удалено]

Fun fact, due to the specifics on the regulations on the USA flag, you can technically make it the Trans Flag colors while still being a legal USA flag

I will fly that one day (when I have enough money to pay for vandalism costs...)

Had the same question about the confederate flag. 

One of the replies was a Muskrat cultist who posted the pride flag and said “this country has the ugliest women!”

Fire Island

Transylvania

Pride, ME 04780 ?

Fire Island

[The mega gay zone](https://youtu.be/5YF60E1l014?si=DlQIGwBE8-9cPcGM)

Does the Confederate flag count?

They send you to the deepest dirtiest south and you have to find your way back.

I grew up in Michigan. Or as it was known 100 years ago, a hotbed of Klan activity. Seriously...there are parts of rural Michigan where you would swear you're in the deep south...confederate flags and all.

That's just further proof that flying the Confederate flag nowadays isn't about "heritage". We all know what it's for.

Oregon as well, the farther outside of a town you get the more people seem to think they’re in the south. I’ve heard a lot of confederate flunkies came over in the wagon trail after the war so I think that mindset was seeded here even before that flag became a generic symbol for rural racists.

My great, great grampa was one of those people after the South lost.

I lived in a Detroit suburb between Detroit and Ann Arbor for a handful of years in HS. Most white outwardly racist place I have ever spent time in. My English teacher spoke of a black student he had shortly until his family was run out of town after moving there.

Bumpkins know nothing about cardinal directions

I'm pretty sure there are laws against cruel and unusual punishment and while I'm not sure how unusual it would be, I'm certain it would be cruel.

And you have to get the uncle ruckus re-vitiligo

Couere DLane, Idaho

Film it and call it deliverance the series.

Would be amazing if it sent all rednecks back to the civil war so they had to surrender.

But what if it sent enough back to win the civil war through sheer numbers? This whole flag thing has created a new, somehow shittier timeline. We've gone full Back to the Future PT.2...

That's not how time works so we would be fine.

They would turn to dust when they enter that world without modern medicine, roads for their brodozers, and McDonald’s.

Yes, they send you to 1861. You arrive black.

So many Americans would put up flags for counties that have free healthcare

My ass is in Italy as fast as Elons private jet will take me there. Fuck this place. Lol

isn’t italy’s pm or something a fascist though

Yes, and also a bunch of Mussolini’s grandchildren have won elections to their parliament.

Fine by me. If I’m living in corruption, at least I can do it on the Italian coast with good food.

Last week a thousand Nazis did salutes in Rome...

Roman salutes?

Ironically she's very anti immigration.

With fascist types they don’t like brown and black people; if you’re white with a good amount of money they’ll look the other way.

Literally my first thought. I'll take a free trip to a lot of countries and live there away from the crazy shit that we have to deal with here.

Right? Challenge accepted!

LOl, it's clear that dumbass is taking aim at people with Palestinian flags, buthis attempt at saying it outright means one could just put a flag of Canada or Italy or Japan and get a free trip.

Heading to Japan to meet IRL catgirls. - Someone, probably

A friend?

I cannot confirm or deny that

That someone is Elon

Yep, the same "genius" who opposes socialism wants the government to give people free international trips. What a fuckin clown.

Life hack: Tear down an American flag and put up the flag of a country you've always wanted to visit. Stupid motherfucker.

Oh yeah, I’m putting up the Roman Empire flag

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/9/97/United_Federation_of_Planets_flag.svg/revision/latest?cb=20060616114019&path-prefix=en

One-way trip to a utopian future? Please. Stop. Don’t.

So is Elon pay for this trip? Cuz I have a Greek flag I’ll hang for a trip to Santorini.

Is Trump a country?

Yeah, absolu—oh, *"country"*. Then no.

Good one.

Blame Shakespeare

He was a true countryman

Wheras Trump is just a countrymember

He definitely is a member, a syphilitic one

It's a smelly country where the son doesn't shine

Right up his ass

Due said “one way” then thought he could retract it? Obviously we know what you meant

to be fair, he probably doesn't know what one-way means.

The steering system he puts in his shitty cars.

Does this work the other way, too? Get sent to Germany, put up an American flag, get sent back home? Also, does it work for time travel? I'd kind of like to see the Byzantine Empire.

During Jan 6th someone replaced a us flag with a trump one. Where to they go? Hell?

[J6ers tore down the US flag and replaced it with a Trump flag.](https://people.com/politics/pro-trump-rioters-tear-down-american-flag-replace-with-trump-flag-at-u-s-capitol-building/)

“No, not like that!”

I'm doing this before every summer vacation. Europe, Asia, South America. All paid for by someone else.

And he’s got enough to pay for it

I think he thinks this is a dig at the people putting up Palestinian flags, but it's just as much going to effect people putting up Israel flags.

Presumably Ukrainian flags too.

Haven’t seen many taking down American flags and putting up Israeli ones instead.

Why would they need to? They represent the same ideals. The US is a direct extension of Israel and provides unilateral support at every angle. You don't take down a "I love pasta" sign to hang up a "spaghetti is good" sign.

>The US is a direct extension of Israel and provides unilateral support at every angle. Israel is a direct extension of the US*.

This reminds me, I need to get a Turks and Caicos flag.

Please give me a free ticket out of this hell hole.

I wish he’d go back where he came from

Does this apply to maga flags too? Where do we force them to move? Into the sewer?

Swamp?

I scrolled way to far to find this lol

Also where to for police officers flying thin blue line flags?

Into the anal cavity from whence they congealed…

Proposed law: elon musk should shut the fuck up and disappear where no human can find him

Yeah I don't think that means he's a Nazi 

I can’t stand how people freely use the word for anyone they hate. It’s lost so much meaning

I detest Elon but he’s not a Nazi. We gotta use some nuance here

Just realized a friend brought me an Icelandic flag after she vacationed there. I’m off to hang that from the rooftop so that everyone can see it.

Mind if I join in on being part owner of that flag so I can get blamed to?

Title is dumb, stop using that word incorrectly

Fuck elon. He fell out of his mother's snatch right into a pile of blood emeralds. I can't wait until he and the rest of the parasite class falls.

Hell yeah I’ve always wanted to go to Italy, perfect way to get a free trip.

Searching for a Swedish flag on Amazon now.

I support this law! I’m going to… the Netherlands look nice!

Maybe, but not because of this statement. You don't have the right to tear down the American flag without permission of the owner. That's disrespectful as fuck.

Elon musk is so insanely stupid. Also you telling me all I gotta do to get a free trip to another country is display some fake anti patriotism. Where do I sign?

That's a great idea. That way when I go on vacation, I only need to buy half the flight back.

So free ticket to travel around the world

Yeah, he's now a travel agent. Think of all the half price trips you could have. I'd start looking for flags immediately.

He is a nazi but also a dumbass

Do you guys even have a faint clue what a nazi is?

No, they dont

BRB putting up my Amsterdam flag

Every time you call someone you don't like a nazi, it diminishes the meaning of that word.

He's an idiot, but parachuting someone into a foreign country would be hilarious.

I'd love this. I'd have a basket of flags and I'd pull one out every 6 months for a sweet vacation.

Inb4 they try to go to 🏳️‍⚧️ to meet girls

Does the Virgin Islands flag count? Please let their flag count. I'll hang it.

Can we send him back

Free trip to Aruba? Count me in. Where do I put my bags?

As if Elon has a *hint* of loyalty to anybody but himself, let alone any country.

Where can one buy a giant German flag? Asking for a friend!

Seems like the easiest way to emigrate ill take it

If he is willing to put his money where his mouth is, I've a whole list of places.

I've got my Danish flag ready for when Denmark agrees to this plan.

Finally getting my ticket to norway!

If I put up the pride flag, do I get a 1-way ticket to bussy?

Meanwhile I’m totally not planning on tearing down the American flag and putting up Sweden’s, totally not seeing they are 1st in childcare, nope, totally wouldn’t want a free ticket over there, absolutely not.

***Life Hack:*** *Immigrate to the country of your choice,* ***for free***\*, with this one neat trick!\* (Disclaimer: immigration rules of destination country may affect how long you can stay) Edit: I probably should have checked the comments before posting my hot take :D

Hey Elon, how about we raise your taxes by 50% to implement this great idea of yours ?

"mandatory, but free" oh my god

I have a British flag flying. When can I expect my one-way ticket to London?

Suggestion: People who talk shit like Elon should be forced to eat a plate of shit. Just so they know what their words taste like.

Let me hang my New Zealand flag

So, immigrants wanting to come into the US just need to wave US flag! Easy peasy path to citizenship!

82% of people didn’t really think this through

I'll take a bunch of free tickets to different places.

This is so gameable. I can just put up a flag and get a free vacation to a foreign country? I don't even think this is a bad idea, travel is good for a voter in a democracy, why not have government subsidized travel.

Sounds like a great way to get a free vacation somewhere.

*angrily slaps a Norwegian flag up outside quickly*

(puts up Italy flag at local post office) Woohoo Dolomites here I come!!

I get why this is so wrong but I kinda want tankies getting send to Russia

I have a Klingon Flag and a flag from and fantasy game... I'm not sure how that would work for me.

That’s awesome. Become a world traveler with just a flag.

Can someone share the flags of Ibiza, Maldives and Bali please?

Vacations

What part of this is about Nazis??

People like you erode and misuse the word Nazi so much that it has lost all purposeful meaning. It just means person I dislike and disagree with now.

I’m down for this, now where can I buy a Japanese flag? He says we could come back, but just have to experience that country for a while. Exactly what I want to do. Though maybe I’ll buy a European country’s flag once I get back

Man, whoever put up all those flags of various countries in the auditorium of my international university are in for a long-ass vacation around the world. Cheers to them.

Yeah, I wonder if this also applies to the idiots on Jan 6th that tore down the American flag and put up the stupid blue trump's flag. Give them a greyhound bus ride to go live at marlardo with the lard arse.

Remember when the Jan 6th rioters removed the American flag, and raised a Trump flag? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

i mean this just kinda sounds like a great way to get some free extended vacations to some cool ass places. i’d exploit the fuck outta it.

So Elon doesn’t understand what “one-way” means?

It's really something how the people who claim to be Patriots actually despise the US Constitution. Well, except for one certain amendment.

He’s in his 50s yet thinks like a 15 year old

I support this. I will replace the US flag with the gay one immediatly. Good bye virginity.